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Was that the Mimi that was at Happiness for a while, and then moved to Sun Club across from the MCI Center?

Anyway, the Mimi I am thinking of lived in Dupont Circle and was the first AMP girl that I ever saw outside the room. I remember taking her to Tabard Inn and 18th Street Lounge.

She was amazing.

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[B]Dupont[/B] on Connecticut had some standouts too, and they had a freestanding sauna in the middle of the hall that was like being in a pod, but was great to warm up in for 10 minutes after the shower. They didn't count the sauna against massage time, so an hour session typically ran 10-15 minutes over because they weren't rushing. Things with Mimi were so good that they slipped over into BBFS. There was also a real Japanese girl there who would give me a quality chiropractic adjustment all around.
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[QUOTE=AFoolsLife;2699270]Was that the Mimi that was at Happiness for a while, and then moved to Sun Club across from the MCI Center?

Anyway, the Mimi I am thinking of lived in Dupont Circle and was the first AMP girl that I ever saw outside the room. I remember taking her to Tabard Inn and 18th Street Lounge.

She was amazing.[/QUOTE]There were a dozen great places in town, and ten more decent ones; it wasn't always easy to keep track of girls if they moved around.

If I remember correctly, she was a 7-8 on the civilian scale, unshaved, maybe a few extra pounds.

New to the DC area, and the AMP game in general. From the looks of this thread, seems like most places are out of business at this point. But if anyone has any recommendations for places that are still open, please pm me.

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;2698053]Thanks, Bunker Buster, for sharing the news about Leyla. I patronized H & H off and on over several years, and I always found Leyla to be friendly and accommodating. Of course, I never told her what happened once the doors were closed.

A couple of providers come to mind when I recall my visits to Leyla's place. One was a Ukrainian gal, whose name eludes me, who gave good massages and even better service after the flip. One day I went back looking for her and found out she'd left. Leyla suggested a South American gal who'd just started working there. While friendly and attractive, she clearly wasn't in the same league.

Some time later I enjoyed a few sessions with a Middle Eastern provider, whose name also eludes me. Our last time together stands out because she ripped off the cover just before mounting me. That was one of the few experiences I've had with BBFS in a setting like that, and I found it to be both delightful and scary. It was delightful because it felt good, and as I recall she enjoyed it as well. But it was also scary since I wonder how many other mongers she serviced in a similar manner. Also, she didn't jump off in time and I occasionally wonder if I've got a kid out there that I don't know about. (That kid, if he or she exists, would now be in high school.) My circumstances changed soon thereafter and I never went back to H & H.[/QUOTE]You all are bringing back the memories of H&H like crazy. I was never much into the trashy blond types, but for some reason, had a soft (or should I say hard?) spot for Amanda when she was there. Also was one of the few people who seemed to get along well with Solomon. VERY WELL. Sorry to hear about Layla, since she treated me well.

Wish I had a line of whatever happened to anyone from there. Well the little head does. The pocketbook probably doesn't want me finding out.

[QUOTE=Nfs1993;2703512]New to the DC area, and the AMP game in general. From the looks of this thread, seems like most places are out of business at this point. But if anyone has any recommendations for places that are still open, please pm me.[/QUOTE]I'm in the same area. Got here recently, looking for some recommendations. If you have any advice, please pm me.

[QUOTE=BunkerBuster;2693348]I was curious to see where Leyla, the owner of H&H, landed after the spa closed, and thought I'd look her up and say hello. Unfortunately, what I found was a legal notice appointing her son as trustee for her estate.

Leyla left us on September 17,2014. She was a nice lady who took a personal interest in her regulars. I never figured out how much she knew about what went on, but she seemed too savvy to be clueless.

For another chance to see her and hear her voice, here's a video of her promoting her coffee sauce. She apparently made a lot of money selling cookies in the 1980's.

[URL]https://youtu.be/EKseci8HMI4[/URL]

To have her face in your cupboard, look for a jar of her coffee sauce.

[URL]http://rivista-cdn.bethesdamagazine.com/Bethesda-Magazine/September-October-2013/Table-Talk/5838_regular.jpg?ver=1377720225[/URL]

I'm sorry I didn't look her up sooner, and have the chance to see her again while she was still alive. There will never be another like her.[/QUOTE]BB, you are quite right. There will never be a another like her. I remember the flotation tanks. I remember Solomon, I think she was Ethiopian, or something like that. I also remember Amanda. Good times. I knew it was only a matter of time before the city got to her. She had a long lucrative run for years. Well, may she RIP.

Propilot-Always check your six.

[QUOTE=Propilot;2708643]BB, you are quite right. There will never be a another like her. I remember the flotation tanks. I remember Solomon, I think she was Ethiopian, or something like that. I also remember Amanda. Good times. I knew it was only a matter of time before the city got to her. She had a long lucrative run for years. Well, may she RIP.

Propilot-Always check your six.[/QUOTE]There is a new flotation place on Wisconsin in Bethesda -- "Hope Floats. " But when I visited I was disappointed. No massage, just the tank. That was a while ago, so if anyone wants to give it a try, we would love to hear your report.

[QUOTE=ZebraSoile;2711575]There is a new flotation place on Wisconsin in Bethesda -- "Hope Floats. " But when I visited I was disappointed. No massage, just the tank. That was a while ago, so if anyone wants to give it a try, we would love to hear your report.[/QUOTE]Why don't you try it and give us a report.

[QUOTE=Je2010;2719911]Why don't you try it and give us a report.[/QUOTE]I did try it and I did give a report. Now it is someone else's turn.

[QUOTE=ZebraSoile;2721829]I did try it and I did give a report. Now it is someone else's turn.[/QUOTE]It's a floatation spot. That's it. That said. Floating and sensory deprivation is pretty fucking legit.

[QUOTE=AFoolsLife;2699270]Was that the Mimi that was at Happiness for a while, and then moved to Sun Club across from the MCI Center?

Anyway, the Mimi I am thinking of lived in Dupont Circle and was the first AMP girl that I ever saw outside the room. I remember taking her to Tabard Inn and 18th Street Lounge.

She was amazing.[/QUOTE]That Mimi ended up married and middle class in Howard County. An honest woman now.

I have seen that happen a number of times over the years, especially with the Korean providers. Sometimes they marry customers, sometimes back in their communities (like Mimi). And I mean really married, not just stay in the US marriages.

[QUOTE=JinTheUsa;2705876]I'm in the same area. Got here recently, looking for some recommendations. If you have any advice, please pm me.[/QUOTE]I've been pretty pleased with my luck at Cy massage in Greenbelt. It's very clean and they have a nice table shower. It's always a roll of the dice who you get but once you find someone you like you can request them the next time until they are gone (which is pretty quick). Also TK across the street has been good but I haven't been there in a while. They have a standing shower. Good luck!

[QUOTE=GingerMan;2724781]That Mimi ended up married and middle class in Howard County. An honest woman now.

I have seen that happen a number of times over the years, especially with the Korean providers. Sometimes they marry customers, sometimes back in their communities (like Mimi). And I mean really married, not just stay in the US marriages.[/QUOTE]Mimi from Sun? With the short haircut? She was definately one of my top 5 AMP experiences. As I posted. Way back.

Man, reading all of these reminiscent memories of AMPs past makes me quite sad. I'm from the Houston area, and never had any problem finding swathes of decent places, a couple of which I would visit on a regular basis. I was hoping to find something relatively decent out here in the Capitol. While in Texas I always seemed to fair well with backpage, even an AMP or two I could find on craigslist mediocre at the very worst, was always willing to try a new place, and had substantial luck. However I do feel as though Houston did benefit from a rather large Asian (mostly Chinese and Vietnamese) population. I just thought I would drop by to see if anyone had any leads on a decent place for an experienced connoisseur, I hope all is not lost for everyone else out there, and I hope this thread is not dead. Cheers.

I'm new to town and need some relief and feminine touch. I don't want to spend hundreds for an escort and from reading some posts in this thread, an AMP sounds cost-effective and worth the time. I'm in Arlington and have no transportation other than metro. Are there any quality AMPs providing services? If so, what is the expected cost, activity, and time frame? I am completely new to this and have no clue. Any guidance would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=BusMan582;2812250]I'm new to town and need some relief and feminine touch. I don't want to spend hundreds for an escort and from reading some posts in this thread, an AMP sounds cost-effective and worth the time. I'm in Arlington and have no transportation other than metro. Are there any quality AMPs providing services? If so, what is the expected cost, activity, and time frame? I am completely new to this and have no clue. Any guidance would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]If you're in Arlington, you're probably best off checking the Northern Virginia forum: [URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?713-Northern-Virginia[/URL].

Also, I don't think you're going to find many places walking distance to a Metro stop. Spring for a Zipcar unless you want to get really familiar with the bus system.

As far as being new: it seems daunting, but read as much of the forums as you can. I'm not saying people here aren't helpful, but they're mostly smart enough to be suspicious. If you do your homework and try things out on your own, I think you'll find a much more hospitable question-asking climate.

[QUOTE=BusMan582;2812250]I'm new to town and need some relief and feminine touch. I don't want to spend hundreds for an escort and from reading some posts in this thread, an AMP sounds cost-effective and worth the time. I'm in Arlington and have no transportation other than metro. Are there any quality AMPs providing services? If so, what is the expected cost, activity, and time frame? I am completely new to this and have no clue. Any guidance would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Start reading posts on here. You will find the info that you want.

Hi all. Coming back to DC after being out for a few years. Is there any possibilities in chinatown any more? Chinese condos? GoldenNails ghosts? Your gramma? Nothing? Desperate for some afternoon relief from work in the area. I RTFF. Nothing noted.

[QUOTE=Exclient;2845413]Hi all. Coming back to DC after being out for a few years. Is there any possibilities in chinatown any more? Chinese condos? GoldenNails ghosts? Your gramma? Nothing? Desperate for some afternoon relief from work in the area. I RTFF. Nothing noted.[/QUOTE]There is nothing there, not even escorts. Metro over to DuPont circle, do some research on TER and P411 and you should be set. Nothing 'cheap' that I know of that is consistent or good service in Chinatown. The days of old are long gone.

[QUOTE=DrunkerIrish;2848244]There is nothing there, not even escorts. Metro over to DuPont circle, do some research on TER and P411 and you should be set. Nothing 'cheap' that I know of that is consistent or good service in Chinatown. The days of old are long gone.[/QUOTE]Two places opened up on 18th St. In Adams Morgan. One at 18th & T; other at 18th & California. I tried the first one a while back and got a huge upsell, which ruined the experience. Haven't tried the other one yet. I went in when it first opened and it seems to cater to gay men, but recent ads on CL indicate otherwise.

[QUOTE=Exclient;2845413]Hi all. Coming back to DC after being out for a few years. Is there any possibilities in chinatown any more? Chinese condos? GoldenNails ghosts? Your gramma? Nothing? Desperate for some afternoon relief from work in the area. I RTFF. Nothing noted.[/QUOTE]I was just in DC not too long ago, and a lot of my favorite old haunts are gone. ALL of them. It sucks since former Mayor AF cleaned out the city, and forced a lot of us mongers to prowl.

I had my eye on Denise for quite a while. She is an experienced CMT, which is just what I like!! (Early reviews had warned that her incall was in a sketchy area, but her latest noted that she just moved to a new, safer area in Suitland.) So that changed the equation and I decided to give her a shot. I'm very glad that I did!!

I called Denise and she answered right away. After speaking to her about coming over that day she texted me her address. When I got there I texted her and I was invited inside. (Very easy setup).

[URL]http://www.************.com/southern...ne/4437849024/[/URL]

Denise is a very attractive, light skinned, mixed lady in her mid-20's. She has very expressive, beautiful brown eyes and a wonderful smile. Her photos are definitely real; what you see is what you get. She is tall, with a nice curvy body, big natural boobs, sexy wide hips and a relatively big butt. Not a huge ass by any means, but full and firm. So when I say "curvy," I do not mean fat. I mean she has mature, supple, womanly curves. I was really turned on by her looks!!

She gave me a very good, professional-level massage. She really knows her stuff! She's obviously a well trained professional therapist. She's got strong hands and worked my body over pretty good. She has great technique, using Swedish with some deep tissue mixed in. And little body to body would come later.

Denise is chatty. She was very open about her personal life and her business interests. She seems like a really nice girl with a good head on her shoulders who is just trying to make a better life for herself. That being said, I was totally comfortable with her and I was able to really relax for the wonderful body work she did. And she also seemed to enjoy her work and making sure I was happy when she was done. And no upselling!!

Her apartment has Spartan decor. But she told me she just moved in, so I'll cut her some slack on that. However, she could really use an upgrade on her towels and linens. She uses a real massage table, but she didn't have linens for my forehead area and face around the face plate. I'm hoping her accommodations might improve as she settles in. (Denise, if you are reading this, please consider it "constructive criticism" because I really liked you and enjoyed spending time with you.) She does have a wide variety of oils, lotions and creams to choose from. She has some very good stuff, and choices that are non-scented. She lets you take your pick, which added a nice personalization to the experience. A major plus is she is a non-smoker and there was no cigarette smell whatsoever.

Overall, Denise seems like the kind of girl who might really open up her menu after a couple of visits. She seems like maybe she could get a little wild. Or maybe it is just wishful thinking on my part. Seeing that curvy young body and running my hands all over her sensuous skin sure left me wanting more. And the professional-level massage definitely makes her worth seeing for another visit.

First visit was discounted to only $/hour. Return visits are $.2/hour or .8/HH. But I gave her an extra tip since she only charged me a Ben Franklin this time and I just really wanted to get off to a good start with her. Plus I wanted to reward her because she gave me the full hour and her massage skills we exceptional. Not to mention she is very sexy and beautiful. I definitely recommend!!

If you have specific questions, pm me.

Derringer.

[QUOTE=GingerMan;2724781]That Mimi ended up married and middle class in Howard County. An honest woman now.

I have seen that happen a number of times over the years, especially with the Korean providers. Sometimes they marry customers, sometimes back in their communities (like Mimi). And I mean really married, not just stay in the US marriages.[/QUOTE]Mimi! Mimi! Mimi! The only AMP girl that had me spend twice the money (you'll have to look through my older posts for the full story); but long story short, I initally got paired with a subpar provider and on my way out mamasan showed me three really hot providers I could sample on my next visit, and one was Mimi. I was so captivated by her, I ran to the ATM for some more money and came back for a session with her within 10 minutes of completing my previous one!

She is definately a knock out. Love women with short hair. Not surprised she ended up married. Probably one the best AMP girl's I've been with; second only to Annie from Downtown who is my ATF.

[QUOTE=FreshlySnipes;2968116]Mimi! Mimi! Mimi! The only AMP girl that had me spend twice the money (you'll have to look through my older posts for the full story); but long story short, I initally got paired with a subpar provider and on my way out mamasan showed me three really hot providers I could sample on my next visit, and one was Mimi. I was so captivated by her, I ran to the ATM for some more money and came back for a session with her within 10 minutes of completing my previous one!

She is definately a knock out. Love women with short hair. Not surprised she ended up married. Probably one the best AMP girl's I've been with; second only to Annie from Downtown who is my ATF.[/QUOTE]Where? Thanks.

[QUOTE=Sma168;2968490]Where? Thanks.[/QUOTE]Click on user name, then on 'Find all Posts'.

Hey all, first timer here. Just starting to do some research and get the hang of it all. Will hopefully be making my first visit within the next month or two and hopefully if it's a good experience I can make it a regular thing. Just wondering, what are some other reliable sites other than BP / CL to find some good rub sessions or escorts. Also, what are other good sites other than this one where you can get more reviews and double check experiences.

Thanks for any help! I'm sure there's already a thread about this somewhere but I haven't found it. Also for those of you just recently started going to AMP's, what was your first time experience like and any advice?

Thanks!

[QUOTE=DrunkerIrish;2848244]There is nothing there, not even escorts. Metro over to DuPont circle, do some research on TER and P411 and you should be set. Nothing 'cheap' that I know of that is consistent or good service in Chinatown. The days of old are long gone.[/QUOTE]Is TER free? I signed up and you still can't read the reviews unless you buy the VIP. Am I not using the website correctly?

[QUOTE=ConfusedFurby;3001335]Is TER free? I signed up and you still can't read the reviews unless you buy the VIP. Am I not using the website correctly?[/QUOTE]You can read part of the review, but for most of it, you have to buy a VIP or complete reviews and you will get a free VIP.

[QUOTE=Je2010;3003282]You can read part of the review, but for most of it, you have to buy a VIP or complete reviews and you will get a free VIP.[/QUOTE]Yeah it's kind if a weird catch 22 because in order to try an experience, you want to read some reviews first, but you can't read any reviews until you have an experience. I've also read folks who have paid for membership have gotten their credit cards hacked which makes me nervous. Any other reputable review sites that newbies like me should be aware of?

[QUOTE=ConfusedFurby;3003523]Yeah it's kind if a weird catch 22 because in order to try an experience, you want to read some reviews first, but you can't read any reviews until you have an experience. I've also read folks who have paid for membership have gotten their credit cards hacked which makes me nervous. Any other reputable review sites that newbies like me should be aware of?[/QUOTE]It will take a little bit of work, but go into a smaller city and start reading reviews in order. Click on links, and when you find a dead link (BP ads are best for being outdated quickly) go to the "report problem" button in the review, and then report the dead link. You'll then get two free days for each one. Easiest way of being able to read the VIP sections of reviews, which is totally worth it. I've never paid for a subscription.

If you see a provider, and now you can now do back page reviews again, just fill out a review and you'll get 15 days if approved.

[QUOTE=DrunkerIrish;3004365] Click on links, and when you find a dead link (BP ads are best for being outdated quickly) go to the "report problem" button in the review, and then report the dead link. You'll then get two free days for each one. Easiest way of being able to read the VIP sections of reviews, which is totally worth it.[/QUOTE]That is freakin' genius. Thanks, DI!

[QUOTE=DrunkerIrish;3004365]It will take a little bit of work, but go into a smaller city and start reading reviews in order. Click on links, and when you find a dead link (BP ads are best for being outdated quickly) go to the "report problem" button in the review, and then report the dead link. You'll then get two free days for each one. Easiest way of being able to read the VIP sections of reviews, which is totally worth it. I've never paid for a subscription.

If you see a provider, and now you can now do back page reviews again, just fill out a review and you'll get 15 days if approved.[/QUOTE]You are a god among men. This is why I love this site. Thanks, I can't wait to try this when I get home.

[QUOTE=BuckshotWatson;3004607]That is freakin' genius. Thanks, DI![/QUOTE]For mongers without VIP access who have seen providers in the past but didn't know about the oThER site to post a review, you can submit them now. This will only work for providers who still have active ads (BP, CL or other) or personal websites. You'll need to fudge a bit when you specify when you had the session because I don't think it will accept reviews that are more than 1-2 months old. But, as long as the rest of your info is accurate, you'll still be making a good contribution to the monger community and as a bonus you'll earn some VIP credit.

Then as long as you remember to keep submitting reviews your status will stay active.

It's easy to get verified by some of the agencies without having written a ter review. Flawless and matchless will do it. Then use that experience to write a review. But yes, dc not cheap and with limited options. VA Tysons area has a lot more.

What's going on in Oxon Hill? PM is ok.

I will be there for a few days.

Thanks -.

Norm.

I haven't frequented DC for 7-8 years but will be visiting soon. I am severely disappointed to hear that AMPs are dead; I had many a fine night at the one right up Vermont off K st. I also remember a little dive bar near there that kept a little photo album at the bar of girls providing services. Is that place still there and what was the name? If anyone knows of AMP that can bring back good memories PM me.

[QUOTE=Bumone;3067892]I haven't frequented DC for 7-8 years but will be visiting soon. I am severely disappointed to hear that AMPs are dead; I had many a fine night at the one right up Vermont off K st. I also remember a little dive bar near there that kept a little photo album at the bar of girls providing services. Is that place still there and what was the name? If anyone knows of AMP that can bring back good memories PM me.[/QUOTE]The AMP scene is dead in DC. There are some AMP's in Greenbelt where you might get some satisfaction, albeit at a price. There are also some AMP's in Northern Virginia but the level of service is lower. Check out the boards for more info.

[QUOTE=Bumone;3067892]I haven't frequented DC for 7-8 years but will be visiting soon. I am severely disappointed to hear that AMPs are dead; I had many a fine night at the one right up Vermont off K st. I also remember a little dive bar near there that kept a little photo album at the bar of girls providing services. Is that place still there and what was the name? If anyone knows of AMP that can bring back good memories PM me.[/QUOTE]Yeah downtown massage was legendary.