USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

Sorry, just noticed I listed this in the Classified Ads section instead of the correct place (SW section).

I don't believe that Barbie Deland is posting ads here.

[QUOTE=HeyFlint;3681644]LOL. Wasnt expecting these Radioshack responses, but yes I did get a charger after my phone died. I was really pressed for time at that point, so I let her know that I was headed back. She never responded.

Charger wasn't the issue. Her wasting my time was.

Anyway a lot out there and a lot closer. Next time I do a drive like that it will be down to Tampa or Miami where in the worst case I can walk into a SC and get my pole danced on.[/QUOTE]

Good to hear! I am looking forward to getting the time to meet her she looks awesome!

[QUOTE=JustJenna;3681493]Thanks hun! In the long run, we both learned that communication is key! Thanks for allowing me the opportunity to make it up to you!

Xoxox.

Jenna.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HeyFlint;3681661]Sorry, just noticed I listed this in the Classified Ads section instead of the correct place (SW section).

I don't believe that Barbie Deland is posting ads here.[/QUOTE]But you are probably right that soon she will be discussed as part of the SW section LOL. She could have sold her body and looks for so much more if not for the drug problem.

[QUOTE=Zillow;3682201]But you are probably right that soon she will be discussed as part of the SW section LOL. She could have sold her body and looks for so much more if not for the drug problem.[/QUOTE]All these chick's are on drug's. Not just Barbie. There is no such thing as a clean hooker boy's.

C5.

Had a couple of recent visits with Lady Renee which left me exhausted but very happy. She has excellent GFE skills although no Greek is allowed (a shame because she has a great ass, regular K9 is still outstanding). She is drama free and seems to really enjoy her work. She is also willing to do 45 min appointments with me (which I prefer) even though it's not on her website's menu. Will definitely repeat!

SYM.

I agree, most of them are on drugs but a selected few I have met, mostly UTR are pretty clean.

Barbie though is heavy on them. Saw her once and I prob won't repeat. She is beautiful but had scars and sores that made her not that desirable anymore.

Just my 2 cents.

OTJ.

[QUOTE=Chris5;3682211]All these chick's are on drug's. Not just Barbie. There is no such thing as a clean hooker boy's.

C5.[/QUOTE]

I had the pleasure of spending some quality time with Jamie yesterday and lets just say she did not disappoint. She can at times be hard to contact but on this day I had no problems. Needless to say I will repeat. And repeat!

DW.

Seen her before and it's always fun with her. BBBJ is really good. She is one of the top PSE/ GFE providers in otown. Will certainly repeat again.

This is one has some curves on her in a good way. BBBJ was wet and dt. DATY was sweet and clean. Painted those huge boobs. Will repeat.

[QUOTE=TicoRico;3683308]This is one has some curves on her in a good way. BBBJ was wet and dt. DATY was sweet and clean. Painted those huge boobs. Will repeat.[/QUOTE]Thank you hunny. I had a wonderful dream with you as well. Can't wait to see you again.

Alex Lynn is definately one of the best, she has a kind heart and knows how to show you a good time. I saw her a few times back in November. You won't regret spending time with her.

[QUOTE=Chris5;3682211]All these chick's are on drug's. Not just Barbie. There is no such thing as a clean hooker boy's.

C5.[/QUOTE]Damn head! I'm only going to say this to one time ONLY, NOT all of us ladies are on drugs. STOP saying that. Jenna, Jersey, AshleyAnn and myself I know 1,000,000% are NOT on drugs! You know this to be true. So Christopher stop with this crap! Mother has spoken. Don't make me get my flogger out!

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

Had another outstanding visit with JG. There is nothing to say that hasn't already been reported. Maybe except the young tight body providers could learn a thing or twelve from Jersey.

Your the best babe. Hope to see you again soon!

Another great visit with Shorty. Its been reported of her lack of time / mgmt skills. Shorty is a bit of a loose cannon and Bull in a China shop with the hobby. I'm trying to show her the nuances of providing but there is a fine line between offering advise and managing (which I don't want to do) But for the donation and service Shortys a great bang for the buck (I can overlook her shortcomings don't want to pay Eros prices)[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/98/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/45674-Special-Deals-Today.html[/URL].

Have not seen Candy Apple or Kaityx on sister site. Any information on their status?

[QUOTE=CircumAl;3684740]Another great visit with Shorty. Its been reported of her lack of time / mgmt skills. Shorty is a bit of a loose cannon and Bull in a China shop with the hobby. I'm trying to show her the nuances of providing but there is a fine line between offering advise and managing (which I don't want to do) But for the donation and service Shortys a great bang for the buck (I can overlook her shortcomings don't want to pay Eros prices)[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/98/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/45674-Special-Deals-Today.html[/URL].[/QUOTE]That's an understatement filled with frustration. She speaks highly of you and I'm glad to hear someone's getting in the door. She still texts then goes dead or takes upwards of two hours to RSVP if she does. She's much closer than the trail but impossible to get with.

Mac Out.

[QUOTE=Zooman;3684887]Have not seen Candy Apple or Kaityx on sister site. Any information on their status?[/QUOTE]She's back an available.

Scott.

[QUOTE=FlbMac31;3684921]That's an understatement filled with frustration. She speaks highly of you and I'm glad to hear someone's getting in the door. She still texts then goes dead or takes upwards of two hours to RSVP if she does. She's much closer than the trail but impossible to get with.

Mac Out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CircumAl;3684740]Another great visit with Shorty. Its been reported of her lack of time / mgmt skills. Shorty is a bit of a loose cannon and Bull in a China shop with the hobby. I'm trying to show her the nuances of providing but there is a fine line between offering advise and managing (which I don't want to do) But for the donation and service Shortys a great bang for the buck (I can overlook her shortcomings don't want to pay Eros prices)[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/98/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/45674-Special-Deals-Today.html[/URL].[/QUOTE]Million's of hookers in the state of Florida, and you guy's want to debate this one ugly chick? LOL.

C5.

[QUOTE=MicBush;3684542]Had another outstanding visit with JG. There is nothing to say that hasn't already been reported. Maybe except the young tight body providers could learn a thing or twelve from Jersey.

Your the best babe. Hope to see you again soon![/QUOTE]If you want someone who puts you at ease, has a great oral skills and is simply fun to be with there is no one better than Jersey. Sure she is a little thick but variety is the spice of life.

TB.

[QUOTE=Mystical0945;3684302]Damn head! I'm only going to say this to one time ONLY, NOT all of us ladies are on drugs. STOP saying that. Jenna, Jersey, AshleyAnn and myself I know 1,000,000% are NOT on drugs! You know this to be true. So Christopher stop with this crap! Mother has spoken. Don't make me get my flogger out!

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.[/QUOTE]I know you don't do drug's babe. That post was not meant for you.

C5.

It's not often that I give a girl a second chance after a bad review but I was feeling the holiday spirit so I reached out to Alexlynn. Long story short, we came to a mutual understanding and she's now back in the rotation. Well to be honest, she's top of the list. I've seen twice since Christmas and will likely do so again. She certainly knows how I like it. SM can message me for details. Newbies and regular members can check out her ad on the sister site for info.

There is a place she seems to like, and know all workers and owners that I would call LOWscale. That being said, I would believe she would know how to get a golf ball out of a garden hose.

I had texted the beautiful Marina Monday, but it was getting too late for her. So I waited till the next day, made a early appointment to see her and I stopped by Publix and picked up a bottle of Wine, and box of chocolates. And headed out to her place. She texted saying door was open, I entered her place where she had soft music playing and candles lit. She came out of her bathroom fresh from the shower makeup done, we embraced in a big hug and long DFK, I love kissing her, (and removing my clothes.) she has the softest sweetest lips I've ever tasted. She poured us a glass of wine and standing in her kitchen we had a glass of wine as I fed her chocolate, as she sucked on my fingers.

We went to the bed room where she started with a sod massage, it really felt good because I've been sore.

Flipped me over and she gave me a bbj and let me taste her. And she tastes amazing. Slid on the cover and she climbed on top, and finished me by BBBJ where I came in her mouth and chest.

She helped clean me up and continued with a shoulder massage. Glass 3 of wine and some small talk.

Sadly our time ended. And I had to leave, Marina is my ALF. Honestly she's the most beautiful woman I have ever laid eyes on, and I can't wait to see her again.

Hi guys,

Longtime lurker. Haven't really tried the hobby but just might soon enough. I noticed an ad by Jema Rae on the sister site and after doing some research it seems like she disappeared a couple years ago and has just very recently returned. I'm suspicious though. It seems like something under the influence of Uncle LEO, (apparently one of his tricks is to lure with fake ads by past providers). What's your take on this?

Saw marina over the holidays and had a blast. Unfortunately, traffic made me a bit late which turned an hour dream into a half hour. Everything that's been said is trhe. Dreamt I brought some tequila and we started with a few shots and comfortable conversation. Great massage to start followed by BBBJ, CG, mish and K9. I was way too excited and Finished in K9 faster than I would have liked. Great dream and can't wait to have it again.

I definitely agree on this with Ash aka mystical. I saw her recently and it was so damn good. She is DD free plus She doesn't smoke which is a plus for me. I saw other trustable ladies who are in the same boat as Ash.

NB1.

[QUOTE=Mystical0945;3684302]Damn head! I'm only going to say this to one time ONLY, NOT all of us ladies are on drugs. STOP saying that. Jenna, Jersey, AshleyAnn and myself I know 1,000,000% are NOT on drugs! You know this to be true. So Christopher stop with this crap! Mother has spoken. Don't make me get my flogger out!

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ZNZBills;3686376]Saw marina over the holidays and had a blast. Unfortunately, traffic made me a bit late which turned an hour dream into a half hour. Everything that's been said is trhe. Dreamt I brought some tequila and we started with a few shots and comfortable conversation. Great massage to start followed by BBBJ, CG, mish and K9. I was way too excited and Finished in K9 faster than I would have liked. Great dream and can't wait to have it again.[/QUOTE]It is a pleasure when I see you.

[QUOTE=Timy1979;3685761]I had texted the beautiful Marina Monday, but it was getting too late for her. So I waited till the next day, made a early appointment to see her and I stopped by Publix and picked up a bottle of Wine, and box of chocolates. And headed out to her place. She texted saying door was open, I entered her place where she had soft music playing and candles lit. She came out of her bathroom fresh from the shower makeup done, we embraced in a big hug and long DFK, I love kissing her, (and removing my clothes.) she has the softest sweetest lips I've ever tasted. She poured us a glass of wine and standing in her kitchen we had a glass of wine as I fed her chocolate, as she sucked on my fingers.

We went to the bed room where she started with a sod massage, it really felt good because I've been sore..[/QUOTE]Thank you so much, it was a lot of fun and I loved the chocolates.

Has anybody seen her recently, being trying to setup a first visit.

Thanks.

Tim.

[QUOTE=TimDrake1234;3687589]Has anybody seen her recently, being trying to setup a first visit.

Thanks.

Tim.[/QUOTE]I have tried calling / texting her a few times but never gotten a response. Have known her for over 5 years now so this lack of communication is a bit surprising. Especially when she posted an add.

Had a fantastic GFE experience with Dana sweety at her Altamonte incall earlier this week. Excellent provider, very clean and personable. All the acronyms were covered, she didn't offer greek. $ for the hh. HIghly recommend and will repeat. THank you dana for a great dream!

Do you have a link for Dana. I found an old link but it has expired. I do not see a current post in the classified section.

Thanks,

TM.

[QUOTE=FunOrlando;3688009]Had a fantastic GFE experience with Dana sweety at her Altamonte incall earlier this week. Excellent provider, very clean and personable. All the acronyms were covered, she didn't offer greek. $ for the hh. HIghly recommend and will repeat. THank you dana for a great dream![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TuscanyMan;3688024]Do you have a link for Dana. I found an old link but it has expired. I do not see a current post in the classified section.

Thanks,

TM.[/QUOTE]Here is her current link. [URL]https://40up.com.orlando.escortbabylon.com/post/25463296/[/URL]#.

[QUOTE=TuscanyMan;3688024]Do you have a link for Dana. I found an old link but it has expired. I do not see a current post in the classified section.

Thanks,

TM.[/QUOTE]She advertises on BP.

[URL]http://spacecoast.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/407-585-9133/26889242[/URL]

Hope she is okay.

[QUOTE=FunOrlando;3688008]I have tried calling / texting her a few times but never gotten a response. Have known her for over 5 years now so this lack of communication is a bit surprising. Especially when she posted an add.[/QUOTE]

Tried multiple times to set something up with Harley. Now she says the USA rate in her add is no longer valid. Not worth the effort. Excuse after excuse.

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/98/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/45452-Tall-and-Curvy-GFE-Sensual-Seductress-or-Kinky-****-To-make-your-fantasy-come-true-.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=MeowMix23;3688430]Tried multiple times to set something up with Harley. Now she says the USA rate in her add is no longer valid. Not worth the effort. Excuse after excuse.

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/98/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/45452-Tall-and-Curvy-GFE-Sensual-Seductress-or-Kinky-****-To-make-your-fantasy-come-true-.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Multiple bad reviews on this fat chick fellas. Stay away.

C5.

Nice curvy lady. Had a pleasant dream with her. Nice spanish MILF look to her. BBBJ was on point. Hit mish and switched to doggy where I lost it in the bag when she begged me deeper. Nice convo afterwards. I will repeat. If your looking for some anorexic looking holocaust victim look somewhere else cause this baby got some great curves.

[QUOTE=MeowMix23;3688430]Tried multiple times to set something up with Harley. Now she says the USA rate in her add is no longer valid. Not worth the effort. Excuse after excuse.

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/98/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/45452-Tall-and-Curvy-GFE-Sensual-Seductress-or-Kinky-****-To-make-your-fantasy-come-true-.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I reported on her a few days ago. Total waste of time, same BS with me too. Not sure why she even continues to advertise here.

[QUOTE=TimDrake1234;3688165]Hope she is okay.[/QUOTE]After weeks of trying, I got in touch with Michelle and set something up. I'm ready to go out the door and she texts back and cancels, mentioning something "interesting" about my phone number. I googled it and it brought up one or two of those bogus "Escort Bust" ads. Thanks talkatone for issuing me a phone number that is equivalent to wearing a "Kick Me" sign. Can't blame Michelle for being spooked. The takeaways are 1) that she's ok and available as long as you don't scare the crap out of her and 2) if you use one of these apps, check the number they give you. What are the f*cking odds?