This is BaconBoy From Boston Review Of Deb from FOUR years ago!!
To feed into bacon bits fire, but this should end it.
This is Bacon Bits review of me. Post:3861 Date:9/21/11 (4 years and counting LOL) time: 20:58.
"This is a tough review to write because I think Deb is a good person. The apartment is a mess. No big deal. Deb is definitely one of those women that you probably wouldn't look twice at but would engage you because of her personality. I didn't find her unattractive. But not my cup of tea. I was almost ready to walk out when I saw her body but that damn little head took over. She is short and stout. Definitely doesn't hit the gym. She has decent size boobs, but a big belly too. It's kind of wierd cause nothing is sagging. She is just a little fire hydrant. ".
Things moved along very quickly as I wanted service and the exit. BBBJ, mish, a couple of baby wipes and the door. ".
125-will not return.
No mention of me being crazy, no mention of me trying to dig up a mongers personal information in front of him (I find that amusing. What an imagination bacon bits ie: herpes forever has. LOL).
Hmm, so what I gather from his review is this. I'm a good person, engaging personality, and he also said "I didn't find her unattractive. " so he was somewhat attracted to me. Bacon Bits, If you want to continue on to try to smear my reputation, fabricate stories about me feel free to do so. I don't think Massholes has a post limit and I know you guys mentioned talk of me is hogging up the masshole board. What has been so interesting to read on Massholes lately that talk of me is clogging it up? Anything interesting lately, any pertinent information we need to know coming from Massholes? I say continue on talking about me if you'd like, I enjoy it and am pleased that my services are appreciated, because I try hard to get all my friends on here hard and continue bashing me bacon bits. It makes massholes more interesting. LOL.
BaconBoys Obsession With Boston Deb.
This psychopath has been stalking and terrorizing this SP for over FOUR years!! 90 percent of his posts in the Boston Thread are about Deb4512. He seriously needs to be on some psych medication immediately. Over FOUR years!! Baconboy what did Deb do to you for you to be so obsessed with her for over FOUR years? You are one sick fuck. ANYONE can browse the Boston masshole thread and see how obsessed you really are with this one woman. That's Why I ripped you a new asshole in record time on your home thread. Your too busy obsessing over Deb. Fucking weird LOSER!
Chris5.
This Is A Special Message To All The People Who Just Hate Chris5.
There's an old joke;.
A guy is in the woods hunting for bear. He sees the bear and takes a shot but just grazes it and shoots off half an ear which angers the bear.
The bear charges him, before he can reload and shoot again the bear is on him. He breaks the guys rifle and bends him over a fallen tree and fucks him in the ass and walks away.
All year long the guy is plotting his revenge. He's going to kill that fucking bear. So the next year he waits for the bear with half an ear. Finally he sees him and lets fly a shot, but he misses again and blows half of the bears other ear off.
Sure enough the bear charges, breaks his gun and ass rapes him over another tree, then just walks away.
Now the guy can't stand it, he jumps up, grabs his broken rifle and takes a shot and shoots half the bears tail off.
The bear is fucking furious, he turns, charges, grabs the guy, bends him over yet another tree branch, but before he fucks him he leans down and whispers in the guys ear;.
"You aint here for the hunting are you?
[blue]That is my fucking joke!
A2[/blue]
Wow Mr Yardope From. Boston
[QUOTE=Yardape08;2731739]I guess every board has one. Boston had Spermsac. He was just like you. No game whatsoever. Like you repeated the same phrases over and over again. A complete dullard with no original thought. Yes I read all of the posts from the epic battle. You write like you have the mind of a 10 year old boy. No substance and worst of all no wit. Come on dude if you're going to be a chronic poster here you need to develop some game. You're one of the most boring posters I've ever read on this entire site.[/QUOTE]I guess you really fucking told me!! LOL! I can't stop crying. Well Boston Asshole! You have a choice. Put me on IGNORE or sit back and STFU.
Another LOSER who hates my posts yet can't stop mentioning my name.
Chris5.
Tell Orlando More About This SpermSac Monger.
[QUOTE=Yardape08;2731739]I guess every board has one. Boston had Spermsac. He was just like you. No game whatsoever. Like you repeated the same phrases over and over again. A complete dullard with no original thought. Yes I read all of the posts from the epic battle. You write like you have the mind of a 10 year old boy. No substance and worst of all no wit. Come on dude if you're going to be a chronic poster here you need to develop some game. You're one of the most boring posters I've ever read on this entire site.[/QUOTE]Since you continuously bring him up why don't you share with the RAT TRAP a little about him? It's easy for you to talk about another MONGER who is not here to defend himself. Have at it asshole.
Chris5.
SpermSacs (more) Retarded Brother?
[QUOTE=Yardape08;2731739]I guess every board has one. Boston had Spermsac. He was just like you. No game whatsoever. Like you repeated the same phrases over and over again. A complete dullard with no original thought. Yes I read all of the posts from the epic battle. You write like you have the mind of a 10 year old boy. No substance and worst of all no wit. Come on dude if you're going to be a chronic poster here you need to develop some game. You're one of the most boring posters I've ever read on this entire site.[/QUOTE]Chris my friend.
You came to Boston to kick ass with a two goals; defend Deb and get Bacon to back down. You failed on both counts and as Yard states your posts are pathetic, redundant and boring. (Right click on your mouse and you can look the big words up).
You should have known what was coming your way when A2 offered us a chance to have you not post. Notice how not a single member on Massholes took him up on that? That should have been a warning but you weren't smart enough to comprehend (Right click) it.
The good news is that we would have never known about an asswipe like yourself or this thread unless you came barking so thanks. I do love Florida in the winter so expect to hear from me often. Also, if you are ever in Boston and want to turn your life around I will employ you. We always need high caliber people like yourself to clean the employee toilets. Just give me advance notice as I will need print some signs, " Don't eat the big mint" , to hang over the urinals.
A2, I would also be interested if we could create a poll to see who in Boston and Orlando thinks Chris won, or better yet how about you decide?
[blue]Look I don't want to get in the middle of it but I tried to look out for the young brother when this started.
While nobody ever wins one of these things and if I posted a poll he would lose and spelling his name because he's made so many people mad but it's plain for anybody who has eyes to see and isn't delusional where this is headed.
A2[/blue]
Billy The Great? Wow that's Original!!
[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;2731480]Listen, I was just pointed to your site and reviews and you know what? Not half fucking bad! I am in your city in late February and will be sure to look you up. I am not a bad guy but will probably give you a surprise CIM. I do promise to text from the parking lot after and let you know it was me Billy The Great!
One more thing, I was reading your reviews on the oThER site and you should really not do BBFS, that shit is dangerous.
Direct quote from one of her recent reviews:
"She had told me not to cum inside her and that condoms are usually a must but I was pretty cute".[/QUOTE]Good luck trying to see Swags bruh. You Boston boy's I seriously believe are all GAY! FYI I also read a review on YOU BillyBoy saying that you liked getting fucked up your ass by a 12 inch dildo. It must be true since I read it on the internet.
LOSER.
Chris5.
Little dog with the loud bark
[QUOTE=Chris5;2731598]This psychopath has been stalking and terrorizing this SP for over FOUR years!! 90 percent of his posts in the Boston Thread are about Deb4512. He seriously needs to be on some psych medication immediately. Over FOUR years!! Baconboy what did Deb do to you for you to be so obsessed with her for over FOUR years? You are one sick fuck. ANYONE can browse the Boston masshole thread and see how obsessed you really are with this one woman. That's Why I ripped you a new asshole in record time on your home thread. Your too busy obsessing over Deb. Fucking weird LOSER!
Chris5.[/QUOTE] Are going to cry Christine? You and your slee stack Swag do an awful lot of crying for claiming to be so tough. Did you run away punk? I had real life stuff to attend to shithead. Unlike you I don't live for this site. This is comic relief for me and you're my little clown.
FYI. No one is obsessed with fat Deb. She started this, continued it, brought in little white knights like you to continue it.
We all now know that Deb contacted you and you rushed to her defense like a broken down white knight Fred Sanford. Ypu trolled Massholes looking for a fight. Mistake! She's nothing but trouble. You barked up the wrong tree you sorry fuck. We may battle up there but we are resourceful. We already have Swags intel and yours too. Seems like the only thing that you won is more trouble. Merry Christmas fuckface. Stay tuned.
BB.
You guys cleaned his clock
BB,
I have the guy on ignore but was able to see the Boston side and, frankly, the guy entered that gun fight with a pocket knife. That blue smoke you saw heading down I-95 was more than the exhaust from his old sorry Mustang, it was the smoke from the ass whippin' you guys gave him.
So, yeah, he lost.
Just one man's opinion.
C3.
[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;2731775]Chris my friend.
You came to Boston to kick ass with a two goals; defend Deb and get Bacon to back down. You failed on both counts and as Yard states your posts are pathetic, redundant and boring. (Right click on your mouse and you can look the big words up).
You should have known what was coming your way when A2 offered us a chance to have you not post. Notice how not a single member on Massholes took him up on that? That should have been a warning but you weren't smart enough to comprehend (Right click) it.
The good news is that we would have never known about an asswipe like yourself or this thread unless you came barking so thanks. I do love Florida in the winter so expect to hear from me often. Also, if you are ever in Boston and want to turn your life around I will employ you. We always need high caliber people like yourself to clean the employee toilets. Just give me advance notice as I will need print some signs, " Don't eat the big mint" , to hang over the urinals.
A2, I would also be interested if we could create a poll to see who in Boston and Orlando thinks Chris won, or better yet how about you decide?
[blue]Look I don't want to get in the middle of it but I tried to look out for the young brother when this started.
While nobody ever wins one of these things and if I posted a poll he would lose and spelling his name because he's made so many people mad but it's plain for anybody who has eyes to see and isn't delusional where this is headed.
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]
Be Careful What You Wish For
[QUOTE=Chris5;2731754]Since you continuously bring him up why don't you share with the RAT TRAP a little about him? It's easy for you to talk about another MONGER who is not here to defend himself. Have at it asshole.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Are you sure you really want to know? Since you and he have such a mirror image of posting styles and mannerisms you may be forever linked in USA folklore. He is currently banned in it has resurfaced under the moniker DickieDews2.
Well Spermsac was found out to frequent many Mano on Mano websites and wrote some detailed reviews including but not limited to visiting an old man wearing a wig and gushing about male providers who served up great lollipops.
Of course he denied everything but anyone with half a brain knew that his preference was to play hide the sausage with other men.
And oh yes he was a vociferous Deb Rumpswab and sycophant like yourself. He amassed more posts in one year than maybe anyone on this site except you and like yourself they were always lacking in imagination or substance. It seems you two share the same mental deficiencies and have quite a bit in common and possess the same needy type of personality.
Maybe we should call you Jethro? You sound like you both may have completed 12 years of school clean through the 6th grade.
So continue to flail about and wave your arms like an angry little boy. I just wish you were more entertaining. Your game on here sucks.
Swags little boy- the Sunkist coward.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2731844]I'm trembling with FEAR! LOL!! Please don't hurt me Mr Bacon from Boston!! Pretty please!! ROTFLMAO! Listen you GAY ass Boston cocksucker and hell yeah bruh, I keep repeating that fucking phrase cause it fucking fits you. Battle is over. I kicked your ass in Boston. You were fucking MIA. One of your posts yesterday in Boston you said you were going to add me to your ignore list. Well fucktard, what happened?' AGAIN I'm trembling with FEAR Baconboy!!
Shout out to Deb in Boston. You sure know how to pick the crazy ones Deb.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]I guess your version of kicking someone's ass is running away? I'm still here. I had to chase you all the way back to the Trap to find you you coward. Any time you want to continue this you're welcome back to Massholes little man. You should bring your little sidekick seahag Swagzilla too. She can back you up and cry to A2 while you hold onto fat Debs belt loop you sorry excuse for a man. Needing to have a woman back you up is hilarious. Your new name is the Sunkist coward.
BB.
BaconBoy The Five Year Woman Bully.
[QUOTE=Baconbits;2732312]I guess your version of kicking someone's ass is running away? I'm still here. I had to chase you all the way back to the Trap to find you you coward. Any time you want to continue this you're welcome back to Massholes little man. You should bring your little sidekick seahag Swagzilla too. She can back you up and cry to A2 while you hold onto fat Debs belt loop you sorry excuse for a man. Needing to have a woman back you up is hilarious. Your new name is the Sunkist coward.
BB.[/QUOTE]I told you in Boston son I would always make time for you cocksucker. To be perfectly honest with you bruh, my plate is full with these Orlando assholes that I need to make time for daily. Most of the RAT TRAP hates my fucking guts! You witnessed yourself Bacon Boy how many of my loyal followers followed me to Boston. However I promise to find some time for ya player. BaconBoy Yesterday in the Masshole thread you posted to Skatar that you were ready to end this five year bullying of Deb in Boston. You also said in your post that you had become more of a Masshole than a contributor to the Boston board. So asshole are you going to keep your word and end your five year bullying of a woman who simply doesn't want your dumb ass. You Said yesterday that you would end this five year fued with this ONE woman in Boston. Yet I'm a coward BaconBoy? I'm glad you're here son! Boston really isn't my favorite Trap House if you know what I mean. LOL!
I will monitor your posts and see if you LEAVE Deb alone after FIVE years of your bullying and stalking.
Shame on you Bacon Boy.
Chris5.
More moronic garbage from the Sunkist Coward
[QUOTE=Chris5;2732382] To be perfectly honest with you bruh, my plate is full with these Orlando assholes that I need to make time for daily.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]You plate is empty you moron. The Trap has taken a back seat to watch their Boston Brothers kick your ass up and down the East Coast. Lets stay on point here, ok? I am typing slow and will try to make so you don't need to right click the dictionary to look up words over five letters.
You came to Massholes to teach Bacon a lesson: FAIL.
You came to Massholes to get us to stop posting about Deb: FAIL.
You came to Massholes to kick ass and take names: EPIC FAIL.
And if you talk to your partner Swagzilla, let her know I left a note on Massholes, don't want her to miss it.
WOW JOYTOY on team C5 who knew
[QUOTE=JoyToy;2732487]I just call people PAB pussy ass *****. You are more then welcome to use it LOL
.[/QUOTE]This is a surprise.
BaconBoy Getting Desperate.
[QUOTE=BillyBaloney;2732592]You plate is empty you moron. The Trap has taken a back seat to watch their Boston Brothers kick your ass up and down the East Coast. Lets stay on point here, ok? I am typing slow and will try to make so you don't need to right click the dictionary to look up words over five letters.
You came to Massholes to teach Bacon a lesson: FAIL.
You came to Massholes to get us to stop posting about Deb: FAIL.
You came to Massholes to kick ass and take names: EPIC FAIL.
And if you talk to your partner Swagzilla, let her know I left a note on Massholes, don't want her to miss it.[/QUOTE]This is BaconBoys second account. I will play along little chump. You do know you are repeating the same shit over and over again. You're desperate for my attention like so many other's on this board. Look here's the facts. I was in the masshole thread for nearly three days and got like maybe 2 or 3 replies to my posts from BaconBoy. I had easily 30 posts or more of me busting him up all over the place. He does a post saying he's putting me on IGNORE. LOL!
Battle fucking over by TKO! I knocked the Gay Coward the fuck out! Battle is over son! Now he's crying because I kicked his ass and all is can talk about is my girl Deb and my dear friend Swags. You Boston boy's love beating down women don't you chumps? Deb don't want you son! Move on you GAY pathetic coward. I kicked your ass in our battle. Get over it.
Chris5.
Here's a new abbreviation that fits you just perfectly, Chris.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2733005]Joy gave me a new abbreviation and I like it! Don't hate you fucking PAB!!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]The Human WAM. That would be because of the fact that you're a real life Whack A Mole Game. Just like in the classic Arcade game, we keep hitting you over the head with mallets and your ugly head just keeps popping back up again!
Larry the Cable Guy would be Proud
[QUOTE=Vino7373;2733198]
[b]Here's a new abbreviation that fits you just perfectly, Chris.[/b]
The Human WAM. That would be because of the fact that you're a real life Whack A Mole Game. Just like in the classic Arcade game, we keep hitting you over the head with mallets and your ugly head just keeps popping back up again![/QUOTE]You don't post often Vino, but when you do it's very often a "gem".
I don't care [U]WHO[/U] you are, that shit was [U]FUNNY[/U]!
Thanks, Vino!
Orlando's Very Own Baghdad Bob
[QUOTE=Chris5;2732985]This is BaconBoys second account. I will play along little chump. You do know you are repeating the same shit over and over again. You're desperate for my attention like so many other's on this board. Look here's the facts. I was in the masshole thread for nearly three days and got like maybe 2 or 3 replies to my posts from BaconBoy. I had easily 30 posts or more of me busting him up all over the place. He does a post saying he's putting me on IGNORE. LOL!
Battle fucking over by TKO! I knocked the Gay Coward the fuck out! Battle is over son! Now he's crying because I kicked his ass and all is can talk about is my girl Deb and my dear friend Swags. You Boston boy's love beating down women don't you chumps? Deb don't want you son! Move on you GAY pathetic coward. I kicked your ass in our battle. Get over it.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Dude you have about as much credibility as Baghdad Bob. Battle won my ass. You've been marginalized and everyone here knows it.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrXhxmQJSS0[/URL]