Visiting and thinking about this one
Anyone seen her. Yay nay?
[quote]Report AdMature massage for the gents!! - 50.
Posted: Monday, December 1, 2014 10:26 AM.
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Hi there! I'm a SWF, 5'10",145, dark blonde, brown, and I really want to give you the MOST relaxing massage! I'm told I have an intuitive touch and can seek out and find knots and where it hurts or I can give you a good, long, overdue pampering. I enjoy relieving stress, pain and making you happy. I'm usually available between 9 am and 9 pm. In call or out. Please call for details. Thanks for reading my ad and have a Great Day! Kay.
(803) 413-6203.
Poster's age: 50.
• Location: Columbia, Gaston.
• Post I'd: 7830548 Columbia.
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Columbia selection not too diverse.
I've noticed if you are not into black women, fat women, or skanky drugged out white women with low life two bit crack head pimps holding incall on a crime infested dump of a road like bush or broad river in a hotel you want to wear a hazmat suit just to walk into the selection in Columbia is very small. Its unfortunate there is hardly anything beyond that selection that one must wait to hobby while on business trips to Charlotte, Greensboro and Raleigh. Its to the point that when I go to other areas that actually have other categories of choices I feel jealous of the gentleman in those towns. On one of the very few positive notes in this hole in the earth town for hobbying I did see Payton the other day who is actually not a drugged out skanky white woman with a pimp. The experience was not terrible by any means. Not full GFE but a sweet girl none the less who did aim to please and did give the full time paid for. She was upfront the entire time and I must say while not the best most GFE service I've ever received she was light years ahead of anything in this town which means she will obviously leave for a better area soon. She did the job and I would repeat for the simple fact that she may be in my opinion one of the few options I have in this area that fits more of what I personally prefer. She is not one of these "sexy $25 thick and busty specials" and will cost much more than that but worth the fee to enjoy something that does not want to make me go take an hiv test right after seeing.
On a side not here are some key word ad translations for the Columbia area:
"Busty"= fat.
"Thick" = fat.
"Sexy and juicy" = fat with a lot of makeup on.
"Thick chocolate" = fat black woman.
"Snow bunny" = drugged out crack ***** (usually fat) white chick with pimp too damn lazy to work a real job for his money so easier to get stupid easily influenced trashy trailer park queen hooked on smack and work for him.
" $_ _ Bobble head special" = Usually an obese woman who charges very little to suck one off and you may assume she has sucked off probably 50 low life pieces of street trash right before you without rinsing her mouth out.
"Well reviewed" = Many times in this town means there are no reviews to be found anywhere.
"Bombshell" = Maybe a 5 on a scale of 1-10 in any real town with actual attractive selection to choose from.
"No thugs allowed"= She will see any piece of crap as long as they leave their guns in their cars.
"100% real pics"= pics are real of someone but not one you will see when you show up.