[QUOTE=Bully;2734767]Anyone heard from her in a while? Both email and phone come up empty.[/QUOTE]Lost contact a month or so ago. She lost her phone and seems like she fell off the earth.
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[QUOTE=Bully;2734767]Anyone heard from her in a while? Both email and phone come up empty.[/QUOTE]Lost contact a month or so ago. She lost her phone and seems like she fell off the earth.
I was out today and decided to give that Crystal Acupressure in Pelham another try when I got there I discovered that it had closed.
[QUOTE=TiderInsider1;2740178]I was out today and decided to give that Crystal Acupressure in Pelham another try when I got there I discovered that it had closed.[/QUOTE]Good. Hopefully all of those "no joy" places will close.
[QUOTE=TiderInsider1;2740178]I was out today and decided to give that Crystal Acupressure in Pelham another try when I got there I discovered that it had closed.[/QUOTE]Drove by about 11:30 am today and they were open! Didn't visit, don't like their attitude.
Tug.
No activity for over 2 weeks. Nobody got anything to report?
I hit One (by Walmart in Roebuck) a week or so ago and it was just what we have come to expect. Old old old.
Somebody give me some hope this town hasn't dried completely up!
I've been reading reports for years. Visiting some. Mostly just reading. But thought I'd post about an experience in Hoover.
I went by the massage parlor next to Big Lots (in the old Walmart location, if you have been around that long.) Just before you go over the river. I had some time so I opted for the $60.00 hour massage. I thought what hell at the least I would get a massage. No table shower. Just a table in a dim room with soft music.
She left the room so I took off everything and laided face down on the table. She came back and covered my tush. Thought for sure it was just a massage. She did her massage. Nothing special. Had better. Had worse. Had me to flip over and the towel stayed. She did some work on the front. Her English was not very good.
She pointed at the towel and asked ' OK? Took a second to process and I said yeah. It's OK. She then removed the towel and gave me a few strokes massaging all around. Then got it all wet with the lube and proceeded to jerk me off. The job did not take long. I was so relaxed and ready to go.
Afterwards she cleaned me up and left the room.
Not a good looker at all. Older lady, wearing normal clothes. Very nice demeanor.
She was definitely looking for a nice tip. Gave her a very nice tip and was on my way.
I think they are getting around the law because nothing was spoken about money for sex. We did not discuss anything except for the massage.
So. Maybe it's just a tip thing. Not sure.
Anyway. Thought you guys may want to know.
[QUOTE=HotInHoover;2771318]I've been reading reports for years. Visiting some. Mostly just reading. But thought I'd post about an experience in Hoover.
I went by the massage parlor next to Big Lots (in the old Walmart location, if you have been around that long.) Just before you go over the river. I had some time so I opted for the $60.00 hour massage. I thought what hell at the least I would get a massage. No table shower. Just a table in a dim room with soft music.
She left the room so I took off everything and laided face down on the table. She came back and covered my tush. Thought for sure it was just a massage. She did her massage. Nothing special. Had better. Had worse. Had me to flip over and the towel stayed. She did some work on the front. Her English was not very good.
She pointed at the towel and asked ' OK? Took a second to process and I said yeah. It's OK. She then removed the towel and gave me a few strokes massaging all around. Then got it all wet with the lube and proceeded to jerk me off. The job did not take long. I was so relaxed and ready to go.
Afterwards she cleaned me up and left the room.
Not a good looker at all. Older lady, wearing normal clothes. Very nice demeanor.
She was definitely looking for a nice tip. Gave her a very nice tip and was on my way.
I think they are getting around the law because nothing was spoken about money for sex. We did not discuss anything except for the massage.
So. Maybe it's just a tip thing. Not sure.
Anyway. Thought you guys may want to know.[/QUOTE]PM more details?
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Going into a "legit" massage place is different than anything else on this board. With a SW, AMP, backpage chick, or truck stop ho.
It doesn't matter what you say. You know exactly what's going to happen. The only thing is how good or bad it was. And LE knows what goes on with those people / businesses. It's just a matter of you getting what you need at the right time without being led.
Away in handcuffs. But with a business such as Panda or anyplace such as, it's up to you and I to go and investigate, and just see if there's anything to be had. And if there is something, I'm not going to report it where the next thing you know every swinging.
Dick is busting the door down to get there. Now most of these places do nothing but what you received yourself. Just teasing and self service. But every now and then you'll run across one that get off the rails a bit. It's happened to me many times. I've been told to not say anything, and nothing was said at all. But even though I wasn't told to be quiet, I knew to be quiet. Because when something happens to you that's not supposed to happen, you feel like you have a gem and you keep quiet. And if someone else goes in there and gets the same treatment, so be it. But I never tell anyone. It's very easy to become a member on here. So what's to stop the owner of Houliang to be on here and find out what one of their employees are doing, when they're trying to be legit. Why.
Screw it up for you and her and everyone else. If you can find someone that gives a great massage and does some extras, why.
Ruin that? If she wants to ruin it herself, that's her business.
Well I went to that spot by Big Lots. No HE.
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[QUOTE=Cocknballs;2772136]I wish all this had been posted last week. I'd have gone down to Hoover, LOL! But if a report here will get someone fired or shut down, kinda negates the whole board, especially for us visitors. Anyway, had this report been up, I'd had never gone to Panda, across from Lowes. Asked for an hour, she said 50 for back only, 80 for back and front. WTF! I didn't have anything else to do so punked up the 80. She did all kind of teasing up and down my ass crack, ass hole, nut sack, and grazing my shaft. She reached up between my legs and rubbed my groin and pubes. On the flip she did the front undraped and allowed a good bit of roaming, but then all of a sudden stopped with no finish. If she was afraid of LE, what she already did was enough to get arrested. Paid the 80 house with no tip. She hounded me for the tip, and I explained that teasing with no finish gets no tip. I have no problem tipping for a good therapeutic massage. If you don't finish, don't tease. Simple as that.[/QUOTE]I avoid Panda at all cost. That place is not clean. The door fee was advertised $50 but they claimed $60 when you got there. Lousy massage and expect high tips. I has been visited almost every AMPs in Birmingham, and IMHO the best one is I knead on Valleydale Rd. The girls are very polite with good massage. YMMV once you visit regularly.
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I went to One Therapy, and have just about sworn off all Birmingham AMPs as a result. I got Jennifer, who looked okay to me (though older, I actually tend to prefer older ladies). Went in for the Table Shower. Pretty good table shower, though it started to get odd toward the end. She made me gargle with Scope (she did too), which I kind of understand that she might not want to smell bad breath. I assumed some kissing might be on the menu, so I didn't think it weird at the time. Shower and sauna time was kind of long, and she shared it with me (again, no real problem at the time). We finally get back into the room, only to have her keep going in and out (noisy customer in hallway).
We finally get down to business, starts off with a good massage. Then the flip. We had previously negotiated for f / s. At this point, I noticed she hadn't brought in a condom; I ask her about it, and she says "We don't need one" (WTH? Finally, she leaves and brings back a piece of plastic wrap and uses that as a condom. HJ and ora; till I blow, then she does a pretty decent lap dance. We go back and shower together only to discover Mamasan coming out of shower in wet towel! And FS!
Overall, this was a long, sloppy, disorganized session; if the cops had decided to do a bust right then I would be in the headlines now. Your 200 is better spent elsewhere!!