Going Broke in the Far East
For some reason, I really wanted to try the asian spa/nail/hair place in Swansea. The reports sounded kind of weird and interesting and I like that kind of thing.
When I showed up, there was an older white guy arguing with the head lady in the parking lot. I couldn't hear what they were saying.. I got out of my car when he left.
I get ready and the main lady comes into the room, lifts up my towel and starts playing with my ass and berries. Tries to upsell me to a 4-hand, but I'm just not willing to spend the cash my first time there.
My therapist was a very white lady named Ginger. Mid-late 30s. Kind of reminded me of a younger Sharon.
She immediately asked if she could do the massage witch no draping because "It's easier to glide all the way up and down."
I thought it was on. The massage was great.. very hard, like i like, relaxing, and including some interesting and very sexual positions. Lots of teasing and contact.
When I had about 15 minutes left, she goes "Ok, I'm going to leave the room. You can lay there for awhile if you like."
So, I'm thinking she's going to come back and help me finish things. About 10 minutes later, the main lady comes in and goes "Oh, you finished. She didn't tell you? Time to go. You get 4-hand next time. More fun."
Well, I'm still all fucking gooed up, gross unfinished.
I get dressed, leave, to see that the entire place is shut down and I'm pretty sure Ginger is no longer on the premisis.
Nice to see main lady drives a new Mercedes, though.
Fuck that lady. Never going back. No crazy foot massage acrobatics, no toxic ooze on my junk, no rancid farts... not even a do-it-yourself ending. WTF.
Feeling pissed and frustrated, I finally smartened up and listened to a board member's recommendation of Far East in O'Fallon.. Back to the ATM Machine.
That place is great. Lady's name was something like.. Titiana... or something? She was probally late 40's and super cute. I'm late 20s and don't like older women, but she was very cute. The place is very clean and nice.
Massage was softs, but a perfect amount of teasing.. On the flip, she came right out and asked if i wanted an HE. She quoted .4. I know some guys have reported them not asking for a specific tip. But she was very polite and nice about it and didn't ask me to give it to her immediately.
On the way out, saw the older guy. He looks very nice and cool. I'd like to hangout with him sometime. haha.
I fear that place won't last long. It's in such a public place... but I'm not going anywhere but there until something changes...
... too bad i'm broke now thanks to Teasey Mctease-a-lot and Oldey Von Richasian.
TOFTT and can confirm. Massage only in DES Peres.
Would repeat, as it was a great massage, but that is all. Clean place, nice gal, but nothing else at all.
Got this MSG to late to stop me.
Heading to 5th street.
NSA
[QUOTE=Hose Nose]Unless you are looking for just a lame/vanilla massage, you are wasting your time and money on Des Peres, Olive, and Watson AMP's. You are much better off going to "Beautiful Life" on 5th Street in St. Charles.
These ladies are both around 40 yrs old, in shape, and give an excellent massage. I am a repeat customer and not one to waste my time and money.[/QUOTE]