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I will start by saying the confliction referred to in the Title line is on a couple of fronts. The first part of that is that I am even writing this at all. My recent success and incredible luck with BP gems continues, and I must admit I am somewhat surprised, maybe just the alignment of the stars or something, but unusual to be so impressed repeatedly with out finding a few frogs stuck in the crowd. The first conflict is that I was asked to post a review by someone I met there and I am not sure at all that I really wanted to do it, as a matter of fact I was quite sure I had decided not to, but I don't think I am capable of saying no to this young lady: and the reason for not posting it was selfish, wanting to keep her somewhat UTR for the time being, figuring that at some point she was a secret that could not be kept and hoping that I could keep her a little to myself, not sharing her until it was inevitable. But that is neither what she wants nor needs, so here I am.
The second thing I am conflicted on is whether she is #1 in the list of favorites. You can't just keep moving the most recent one to the top spot without seeming rather fickle, but that is what I have been faced with in 2010. Again, it may just be that stars and moon and sun thing, but unusual none the less, and I am pretty sure that those that subsequently saw the girl from BP a couple of weeks ago I proclaimed the #1 for the current calendar year have almost all whole-heartedly agreed with my assessment.(kind of a cold word for such a warm feeling isn't it, too clinical maybe). The bigger conflict for me with this is whether she would also be #1 on the 2009 list had we met sooner, and those that know me know that the top two on that list probably , no were, the top two all time, so big shoes, or something, to fill. I am not sure if I can say that she would take those spots this very second, but I can say that I have to consider it and to think about it. Could be too much for me, makes my brain hurt. Its that whole package thing, too many facets to consider, always easier when is just that instant visceral thing and knowing that there is nothing more to think about, that is was fun but onward and upward.
So here it is a review that isn't a review at all. It is OK with her if only share her with friends and friends of friends for now, so you know the drill. It probably doesn't matter because as I said I don't think she will be UTR for long, good things never are. The facts are a beautiful face, perhaps to my taste, the perfect body, young but not too young, smart, educated, funny with a quirky sort of cosmopolitan type of personality, prone to giggling which belies the sophisticated demeanor, incredible skillset, businesslike but not in a detrimental way, a wonderful example of what a woman can be. She is interesting, and intriguing, the whole package, wrapped in an incredible example of the female form.
A humorous aside, whether it be out of friendship or the fact that I have been guilted into it by a friend since I have not been a good friend in this regard, this lovely young lass happens to be by nature and heritage, an auburn-haired Irish beauty, and while I was with this adorable creature, I found myself giving her a close once over looking for any sign of freckles that were visible(without resorting to getting up and getting my glasses,Sorry even I have limits) , but alas as hard as I searched, and I almost laughed out loud because I really was searching, I am sorry to report that her skin is perfect, soft and clear, without a blemish of any sort to report- Damn the luck, huh?

Remember when you said " I owe you one"? Well you can pay up now. My pm works fine.
TN

[QUOTE=Two Nutts]Remember when you said " I owe you one"? Well you can pay up now. My pm works fine.
TN[/QUOTE]

Of course-you would have gotten a mail along with a few others anyway. So that eveyone doesn't think I am shilling here, While I was spending a couple of weeks checking this girl out and trying to get schedules to work out, and yes I am jealous and pissed about the reason for one week of it(inside joke which is meaningless-not to worry) one friend from here had already seen her, notified me, and without betraying any confidences, I think it is safe to say he was more taken than I. If anything he actually made my path easy by "friending " me in, that he would share something he values so much says quite a bit about him I'd say, one more reason to be conflicted.

This endorsement is hard to win. Bree Olsen didn't even come close. It may have been won once or twice before. That's it.

The lady Ilapp is writing about, I may know a little about. Ilapp is dead on. I have noticed Ilapp has very good taste.

I did notice recently a popular provider covered with bruises. NOT COOL.

Treat her like a Lady, Gentleman. And she will please you many times over.

Contact me for info if:

1) You are a Gentleman
2) You are Senior to this board.
3) You understand the meaning of the word "class" and you desire that in a Lady.

LR




[QUOTE=Ilapp] The facts are a beautiful face, perhaps to my taste, the perfect body, young but not too young, smart, educated, funny with a quirky sort of cosmopolitan type of personality, prone to giggling which belies the sophisticated demeanor, incredible skillset, businesslike but not in a detrimental way, a wonderful example of what a woman can be. She is interesting, and intriguing, the whole package, wrapped in an incredible example of the female form. [/QUOTE]

I have always steered clear of BP or CL. Recently was in South FL and used BP to scout talent in Ft Myers. Did a lot of checking with other sources but came up with very little. So threw caution to the wind and made a call.

Talked awhile and set up a meeting with a cute college type. What I gathered from talking to her is that in her area BP is used as the primary source of connecting. I am wondering from the current reports whether some travelers to the area are legit. They may just be accustomed to using BP. Still being cautious but looking for new adventures.

[QUOTE=Ilapp] or the fact that I have been guilted into it by a friend... this lovely young lass happens to be by nature and heritage, an auburn-haired Irish beauty, and while I was with this adorable creature, I found myself giving her a close once over looking for any sign of freckles that were visible[/QUOTE]

My time has come. I have almost destroyed two good friends’ lives. Both Ilapp and Power Tool have given their all for me. They have searched high and low. They have given all that they can give.

One of them has even seen my face, transposed, on a heavenly freckled creature while he was in the midst of sexual carnage. Oh you poor sole. Not even I do it in a mirror because to see myself, ugh! the horror of the thought. My sincere apology.

I was just told by the other that he is faltering in his performance do to the guilt I have bestowed upon him. Be free my friend look no more. Wear blindfolds to your appointments. (Like that would be a problem for you anyway).

Please both of you, look yonder no more for the angle kisses of this world. I had you both so well trained, that I never realized the pain, anguish, humility, loss of sight that I have put you through. I have finally come to see the errors of my way.

I release you both. You are free to fly among the providers of this world without my demands weighing you down.

FF

So if any of you other mongers see some freckles out there you best let me know!

Anyone have any info on this lady please pm me.

[url]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/cum-play-with-me-erica-20/2508446[/url]

I googled the phone number and found the same ad, same pic and same phone under three different first names. That could mean anything or it could mean nothing.

[QUOTE=Seacs]Anyone have any info on this lady please pm me.

[url]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/cum-play-with-me-erica-20/2508446[/url][/QUOTE]

OK, I give! I can't keep up and I can't keep track. Here is the link for the ad for the incredible creature I spoke of recently. Treat her well or I will hunt you down and you don't want to make me do that.
[url]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/gorgeous-elite-model-jillian-jordan-here-to-stay-in-indy-permanently-25/2636516[/url]

Hmmmmm...Why is it out of the blue this suddenly feels like good-bye, maybe just a temporary retirement. I have threatened often, the day is bound to come. Plenty of friends made, and friends they will stay. Too much time, too much energy spent, couple little reports to finish about other areas, I suspect I have said too much too often. Hell, it's to the point I would rather search for the kisses of Angels than to succumb to womanly ways( I will never forgive you for that my dear ex-friend),perhaps I am too old and too tired for a young man's game. Someday should the site ever institute a location based Hall of Shame, maybe the Veteran's Committee might install me next to those greats that have gone before,T-Birdy,Grey Mark, perhaps Mr. Popular and many others that I am sure my old addled brain has forgotten. So who knows, maybe it's a breather or maybe it is a last breath-time will tell and friends will know.

[QUOTE=Tonylove465]Guys,

I saw Belle last week. Mid 20s, blonde, natural. I had a nice time with her. I would tell you who she is friends w/ but someone on the board would because a stink.[/QUOTE]My apologies for not being too active on the board lately....

I've seen Belle a couple of times too. She's tall (5-8?), natural curves and long blonde hair. A little shy, but will go GFE.

As a an aside, she's covered with freckles. (Just doing my part).

DM

This girl pop up on BP today.

Has anyone seen her?

Thanks for all help.

[url]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/morganur-1-23/2677230[/url]

I don't really have a list or ranking system system of the girls I see. Depends on my mood and budget I guess. Some of you do, and have listed Jillian pretty high - and I'd like to see that list by the way. One of you has even awarded her your Endorsement {*EDIT: INSERT "for which Mr Popular is really, really grateful"} - kinda like a "Best Buy" by Consumer Reports {*EDIT: STRIKE "?" INSERT "!!!!"} Anyway, I saw that ad on BP too, complete with photos of a slim, young, beautiful but beheaded woman posing on a bed. As is my custom, I quickly contacted her and got a response - with a slew of even better photos. Hmmm! We talked and set something up to meet at a restaurant/pub near my home. I let her get there first, so I could find her.

Do you know that feeling, to know you're with the hottest woman in the room? Me either. But, among the groups of businessmen, local boys and couples - sitting at the bar with her back to me was the top prize in the place. A tall - very tall - very slim but shapely woman, with short brown hair, wearing tight jeans, a low-cut black top and tall leather black boots and drinking a beer. And I hoped she was waiting for me.

I touched her shoulder and sat down - she turned, her youthful face lit up in a smile, confident in her beauty, high cheekbones, cute nose. I took her in, as did a table of guys in the corner, which pleased me greatly - so I leaned in closer, just for show. We ordered dinner and it was then, that this slim, fit, stylish, fantastically put together girl really impressed me; she downed a cheeseburger - with bacon topped with queso sauce - an order of pub chips, and two beers...licking her fingers at the end for good measure.

After eating and lots of talking, I wanted to get her out of there and back to my place without delay. I paid the bill in cash - overtipping so I didn't have to wait for change - and we left. After a brisk walk, holding hands, we get to my place where I introduce her to my best friend, my wingman. My cat. Soon, the three of us were laying on my couch - two of us purring - with the candles, fireplace and music going. We shared a couple glasses of wine, and a couple of smouldering kisses, before I layed her back on the couch and she let me peel off her clothes.

Just as you'd expect. Supremely soft, flawless, creamy skin, perky B-cups, slim waist and long, long legs. She takes my shirt off, then I suggest the bedroom, wrap her in a blanket and we go bounding off. There, I lay her down and start...well, at the top. She's an excellent kisser and we spend and unusual amount of time doing that, which is fine with me. But before long I work my way down via a secret roadmap which apparently included her ticklish spots. Wait. I HOPE that's what she was laughing at.

DATY is - predictabaly - utterly beautiful, I don't know who enjoyed it more, but I have an idea - and I made sure to thank her. Then I stood up, she unbuckled my jeans and those cool, slim fingers took me out. What followed was not a marathon or sprint, but instead a fun, energetic pace of positions - everything under the sun was available, and we did 'em all. Talking, laughing and generally having a silly good time. After several positions, she flipped me over and jumped on like a 6 year old in a Bouncy Castle. One guess what her favorite position is. Light Fuse. Get Away.

I finished after who knows how long and we lay exhausted - or I did anyway - until I suggested giving her a oil massage while I recouperated. My hands on her slippery body took care of that in short order, and soon I boarded her from behind, roaring away with the the bed pounding on the wall. I can only hope it woke my hot neighbor. Another iTunes playlist was done, she finished on top again and we layed and talked. While I didn't look at the time, I thought it was well up - but she was not yet done ruining me. Her hands and mouth brought me to full attention one more time and honestly, I don't remember the positions, but you get the idea.

So it was quite a night. And a long one. What started out as an hour or so turned into 6 hours and 25 minutes of sex and melted candles - before I unsteadily walked her to her car. I don't even know for sure how much I gave her, I just took all the 10's, 20's, 50's and 100's out of my wallet. Whatever, it was worth it.

So I don't know where Jillian would rank with me. I hope to see her again and again, God willing, and that should be all the endorsement you need. Her contact info is listed a few posts back, but if you need it drop me a line - and I'll spare you the threats and lectures {*EDIT: INSERT "though they are well-intentioned suggestions and should be taken as a sign of endearment for Jillian, not as a lecture on our behavior"} on how to treat her too. Be an ass to her if you dare..

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LR,

With all due respect, I feel you have misinterpreted his (Power Tool) wit and humor as a beratement and personal attack.

I do not see any trouble stirring from Mr. Popular in his writings.

Sit back and read it again and relax, its all good.

MyMopar