Escorts tidbets including BP hoes especially LOL
Sum Hoebits to refer too:
"Back in town" = Out of Jail.
"24/7" = Really strung out on junk & can't sleep.
"Exclusive"/"Selective"/Discriminating"/"Limited Availability" = Too lazy to work very often.
"References Required" = Grant usually works. Ben Franklin always works.
"Curvy" = Fat.
"Exquisite" = Goofy looking.
"New to the area" = New Google Voice Number.
"Experienced" = Eligible for Social Security.
"Clean" = I stole a couple extra wash cloths off the housekeeping cart, you are welcome to them while they last.
"Punctual" = If the guy ahead of you cums quick you won't have to wait very long.
"I see all men regardless of age, race, body type, etc." = I'm really broke.
"2 Girl Special" = I got a roommate.
"Secluded"/"Serene"/"Private" = So fucking far out of the City you want to stop at the gas station on your way out of town.
"Sisters"/"Twins" = If you are so dumb you think these pics are real, you'll believe the sisters thing too.
"Porn Star" = My pimp took some nude pics of me.
"Supermodel" = I got a bunch of pics up on my Tagged profile.
"Ask about Overnight Specials" = I've never actually done one before but what the hell.
From Steak 404 in the Big A.
PC out
I Am Different From the Rest
'Pink' is a 23-year-old K-girl, quite pretty although she wears too much makeup. Cute figure, natural A-B cups. Speaks rudimentary English. The session got off to an impersonal start, however, when she greeted me at the door with a handshake. I felt like I was going into a business meeting. Things got somewhat better, but this was not a top-notch experience.
All providers are different, and I have learned from hard experience to roll with the provider's modus operandi. So I simply returned the handshake and allowed her to lead me into the bedroom, waiting to see what would develop. As I undressed, I tossed the envelope with $$$ inside on the dresser. (This is the best way to handle payment at an agency, just quietly put it out at the beginning in a plain envelope, then neither of you have to think about it again.)
The cold first impression did not improve as Pink insisted on showering although I had just taken one, then told me to lie face down on the bed. Though I would rather start by giving massagi, I sensed that I was not going to be able to dictate how this would go, so I just laid there while she lightly passed her nipples, hair and lips over my back, legs and butt. I hoped a rimming would ensue, but alas, no. She kept at it for what seemed an eternity and I'm wondering, does she really think I'm enjoying this? Eventually she had me turn over and, unable to wait any longer, I asked if I could give her massagi. She said OK, and finally the session slowly began to improve. I gave her massagi and stretching and gradually focused in on the pleasure zone (I like to think I am skilled at this, I have to say it succeeds spectacularly at times).
DATY, she began to moan and shake rather quickly and I was 99% sure she was faking it. At this point I'm seeing visions of my $$$ being blown out the window by a fan. But she let me keep at it for quite some time and the intensity of her moans and shaking gradually increased, to the point where I was no longer sure she was faking it. I continued for a long time because I'm just wired to enjoy the fuck out of playing the mouth organ, and all else aside, she has a supersweet one. Do we even choose what we enjoy?
Eventually I put the cover on, laid on the bed and she rode me. Then I stopped and she seemed disappointed. Since I strongly suspected that she was an actress and manipulator, I thought she was just wanting me to finish that way because it was easier for her. But BBBJCIM is part of the deal at this level, and I got it. She declined CIF, seemed shocked at the idea. Gave the usual excuse, 'makeup. ' Then at the climax she choked on my stuff and stopped to cough and spit, a bummer both because I wasn't finished and because it scared me. She turned out to be OK; maybe even that was an act. I thought these girls quickly learn to close their throats so that doesn't happen.
At no point did she kiss me with passion or abandon. She said she has worked in several other cities so I don't think inexperience was the problem. Whatever it was, I can't really recommend Pink if you want a life changing K-service.
Despite these mishaps, as we cleaned up she warmed up a bit, seemed to start enjoying herself and became rather talkative. We finally connected a bit. Isn't this hobby about making connections? As I left she hugged and kissed me affectionately. Would that the session had started out that way.