General Reports

[QUOTE=Chere8808]This is got to be the funniest situation I've ever herd of this year![/QUOTE]It is one for the record books.

WOW

Erica

[QUOTE=Joe Trick]I had one dream with her last year and would not repeat. After waiting some time at her incall location, she then had me enter through the motel window. I asked to use the bathroom. She told me her dogs were in there, I couldn't use it and had to use the sink. After giving her an hour's donation, she immediately starts to complain that I wasn't hard already and she wasn't going to spend a lot of time to get me there. She does have a great body, I asked for DATY and she said no way. I managed to get in one pop, was probably there about 20 minutes and rushed out - back through the window. I might as well have picked her up off the street for this level of service. I'd read some good reports of her and expected better than that.[/QUOTE]Hey, just be glad you didn't have to climb out of the window on the 2nd or 3rd floor. LOL

Seriously? I've been laying low due the severe burns that I am still recovering from. But I HAVE to say something on this one.

#1. How many hotels have windows in the bathroom?

#2. How many of you can fit through them?

#3. Anyone hear dogs barking?

#4. How freaking hard up are you for that providers ussy-pay?

CLimb through windows? I thought I was hard on guys by making them "jump through hoops like sending a picture and meeting in public". Hahahahaha. Guess I need to up my STANDARDS and REALLY make you jump through real actual hoops now. Hahahahahahahaha!

Play safe and leave the circus to the professionals. No more window climbing. Hahahahahhahaha!

Kisses,

Melissa

[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa]Seriously? I've been laying low due the severe burns that I am still recovering from.[/QUOTE]OUCH!!!

That sux. Take care, and hope you're fully recovered as soon as possible under the circumstances.

Cheers,

BCG

[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa]Seriously? ... I HAVE to say something on this one.

#1. How many hotels have windows in the bathroom?

[/QUOTE]He didn't say bathroom windows.... it was a regular hotel window, and the bathroom door was shut (so he could not check if they were alone).

BH

[QUOTE=Joe Trick]I had one dream with her last year and would not repeat. After waiting some time at her incall location, she then had me enter through the motel window. I asked to use the bathroom. She told me her dogs were in there, I couldn't use it and had to use the sink. After giving her an hour's donation, she immediately starts to complain that I wasn't hard already and she wasn't going to spend a lot of time to get me there. She does have a great body, I asked for DATY and she said no way. I managed to get in one pop, was probably there about 20 minutes and rushed out. Back through the window. I might as well have picked her up off the street for this level of service. I'd read some good reports of her and expected better than that.[/QUOTE]The follow fiction happened all in a REM dreamed state

(REM cause all the action).

"Strawberri" a cute little (nice breasted) young woman not only took her time with the appointment, she was accomadating (affordable). Called ahead (had to do it twice) she is doing this on the sly from her family, had to make the appointment around her sister visiting. She said. Got rewarded for good manners and she actually delivered that porno fantasy. The looking you in the eye as she delivers, talking dirty with a "liking it rough feel". Awesome. Then took direction like a champ. NEVER said no, or bitched or whined. She DIDN'T act tired half way through or tell me to finish myself off. If there was a dude watching he saw lots of white ass pumping (hoped he enjoyed the show). So, this ignorant one took a chance and hopes nothing changes. Probably got lucky. But, will repeat. It was really enjoyable.

This dreamed review rates two peckers up!

[QUOTE=Bluffcity Guy]OUCH!

That sux. Take care, and hope you're fully recovered as soon as possible under the circumstances.

Cheers,

BCG[/QUOTE]Just realized I finally made SENIOR status.(jumping up and down) Seems like a silly thing to be happy over, but you have to take the happy where you can get it. Plus the CUBS won!

And I DID NOT mean burns literally. I was refering to the last flame war that I was still recovering from. Not "burns" like my skin is blistered and I am covered in gauze and ointment. However. I DID get a wicked sunburn a few weeks back and am peeling like a lizard and need a long loofa to reach the middle of my back. Hahahah. My arms are too short. Note to self. Always wear SPF 50! I miss you guys and it feels good to be talking again. Laying low was starting to get old. Time to play!

Senior Member Sweet Melissa

Woo Hoo!

Kisses

[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa]And I DID NOT mean burns literally. I was refering to the last flame war that I was still recovering from. Not "burns" like my skin is blistered and I am covered in gauze and ointment. However. I DID get a wicked sunburn a few weeks back and am peeling like a lizard and need a long loofa to reach the middle of my back. Hahahah. My arms are too short. Note to self. Always wear SPF 50! I miss you guys and it feels good to be talking again. Laying low was starting to get old. Time to play!

Senior Member Sweet Melissa

Woo Hoo!

Kisses[/QUOTE]Duh!

Just call me "Stupid Literalist".

Glad to know the situation wasn't that bad, after all.

Cheers,

BCG

[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa]Just realized I finally made SENIOR status.(jumping up and down) Seems like a silly thing to be happy over, but you have to take the happy where you can get it. Plus the CUBS won!

And I DID NOT mean burns literally. I was refering to the last flame war that I was still recovering from. Not "burns" like my skin is blistered and I am covered in gauze and ointment. However. I DID get a wicked sunburn a few weeks back and am peeling like a lizard and need a long loofa to reach the middle of my back. Hahahah. My arms are too short. Note to self. Always wear SPF 50! I miss you guys and it feels good to be talking again. Laying low was starting to get old. Time to play!

Senior Member Sweet Melissa

Woo Hoo!


Didn't know you were a Cubs fan. Go Cubs Go!

I would like to apply for the shower boy position. I'm sure i could handle that loofa.

You know, some things just get under my skin, to me a senior member in this forum should be someone that has done the walk, when they offer advice, it should be honored or at least informative enough to make you think. I don't know but it seems like senior status is being dished out pretty freely to some shit stirring members that have 9 zillion shit stirring post that have offered nothing of value to anyone. Course who am I to say anything, I just sort though the shit looking for the trail to another great dream.

[QUOTE=Babee Doll]That awful sewage smell is back.........[/QUOTE]Computers come with scratch and sniff screens now? Funny.

MUAH!

Melissa

[QUOTE=Liveevil]You know, some things just get under my skin, to me a senior member in this forum should be someone that has done the walk, when they offer advice, it should be honored or at least informative enough to make you think. I don't know but it seems like senior status is being dished out pretty freely to some shit stirring members that have 9 zillion shit stirring post that have offered nothing of value to anyone. Course who am I to say anything, I just sort though the shit looking for the trail to another great dream.[/QUOTE]Once again things that make you say, WOW!!

[QUOTE=Liveevil]You know, some things just get under my skin, to me a senior member in this forum should be someone that has done the walk, when they offer advice, it should be honored or at least informative enough to make you think. I don't know but it seems like senior status is being dished out pretty freely to some shit stirring members that have 9 zillion shit stirring post that have offered nothing of value to anyone. Course who am I to say anything, I just sort though the shit looking for the trail to another great dream.[/QUOTE]Well, the truth is that "senior membership" isn't something that's dished out by anyone; it happens automatically when you reach the required milestones. If you look at the USASG FAQ you'll see this:
[quote][b]How long does it take to become a Senior Member?[/b]
Regular Members are automatically upgraded to Senior Member when they have been a Forum Member for 6 months AND have posted 25 or more reports.

[b]How long does it take to become an Unmoderated Senior Member?[/b]
that depends on ur writing style.....if ur past reports have never needed to b edited then u will b made an unmoderated senior member at the same time that u r a senior member..... but if u like to write like in a chat rm w/o any capital letters no puncutuation marks........or with lots of periods for no reason.....then we will need to continue moderating ur reports.....on the other hand if we have never had to edit ur reports in the past......then we assume that ur reports wont need to be edited in the future.....gr8 for u!!!!!!!!![/quote][url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/faq.php?faq=member_type_questions#faq_membership_type_questions_01[/url] [edited a bit for readability]

It's probably small consolation, but "senior membership" isn't something that's being given to people for exceptional and meritorious service to the board, it's something that happens because you've been around long enough and posted enough. And about the only benefit other than people taking you a bit more seriously is that your posts show up on the board immediately rather than when Jackson gets around to approving them.

Cheers,

bcg

[QUOTE=Bluffcity Guy]Well, the truth is that "senior membership" isn't something that's dished out by anyone; it happens automatically when you reach the required milestones. If you look at the USASG FAQ you'll see this:
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/faq.php?faq=member_type_questions#faq_membership_type_questions_01[/url] [edited a bit for readability]

It's probably small consolation, but "senior membership" isn't something that's being given to people for exceptional and meritorious service to the board, it's something that happens because you've been around long enough and posted enough. And about the only benefit other than people taking you a bit more seriously is that your posts show up on the board immediately rather than when Jackson gets around to approving them.

Cheers,

bcg[/QUOTE]Well I have been a"senior member" for awhile now.... My post don't show up immediately :( I am getting ripped off ... lol.

[blue]================================================

Greetings guys,

1. There is no connection between membership status and moderation status. All Regular Members and most Senior Members are moderated. The only unmoderated members are the ones who have demonstrated that they can write using the generally accepted writing conventions, although there are a small number of Senior Members who were grandfathered into unmoderated status when I changed the system a few years ago.

2. Reports don't get moderated when I "get around to approving them". They are moderated twice a day, usually at approximately 12:00 AM and again at 12:00 PM every day.

The reality is that I bust my ass for 3 to 4 hours EVERY FUCKING DAY to moderate the reports on time, and I personally think that everyone should be thanking me for my efforts instead of complaining that I don't do it fast enough.

FYI: most members could obtain unmoderated status very quickly if they would only discover the purpose of their caps key on their keyboard.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

[QUOTE=Sweet Melissa]Computers come with scratch and sniff screens now? Funny.

MUAH!

Melissa[/QUOTE]

I have been watching this nonsense back and forth for quite sometime and finally had to chime in. Melissa is a very sweet sexy and always and I mean always fufilling woman. We all have things to say/different opinions and arent forums like this a means for free expression? I still dont get why everyone is so down on her - personally I like a woman who can speak her mind and this one in particular is a hottie too. Melissa if you still have my number give me a call.