Selective Hearing (aka "Almost there baby")
I love when this hobby works. I love these crazy girls. But Jesus why can't they make a friggin' date? How hard is it to go to a place at a time and be ready?
I arranged to meet at noon today with a regular, known good advertiser with several years of reviews. I accept that she won't tell me the place. And I know they never like to say exactly where to go until the appointed time. I'm not sure why that makes them feel safer but I always play along to make them feel safe because feeling safe makes them better at the fun stuff. So I gave her over an hour's notice and made her tell me at least the city we would be meeting in. I used the time to get my $ straight, to make sure I was fresh and clean and ready, etc.
I text at 10 of noon and ask if she's ready and where should I meet her. Here is her response:
"Yes".
Then 1 minute later.
"I'm just heading to (name of hotel) now. ".
30 minutes later I am in a parking lot across from the hotel, cock and $ in hand. She's not even near the place yet.
No time to rebook or to hit a strip club for a quick tug;.
Fucking A. If they didn't have that sweet, sweet treat tucked away down there under their skirts they'd all die alone and penniless.
And I'll go back for more of this shit tomorrow.
For the record this was Renee who advertised in BP that she likes to "wet the bed" back when the ads had actual words in them but this is more of a general comment about the hobby than a review because she gave me nothing to review.