Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=XFiles99;6261775]No, that appears to be gone with the facility upgrade. Really neat with some great massage chairs (if one likes that kinda thing), sauna and TS room. The individual rooms are all upgrade from past accommodation.[/QUOTE]That brings one back in time, to when "health spas" and "athletic clubs" plied the trade fronting as fitness centers. Pine Tree in Baltimore, Marlboro AC in PG, and Mini Health Club come to mind.

I'd be curious if anyone ever used the equipment, or saw others using it, as it was all for show.

[QUOTE=HaroldMyers;6262361]

I hear guys talk about DATY with Bella. Have you noticed the moles in her vaginal area? Those are genital wards fellas.

I'm just staying, yll guys licking with your eyes closed!

I'm not making this stuff up and gripe against her. Her massage was excellent. But I'm just letting you guys know just in case you do not look.[/QUOTE]That was to be my next visit. Emphasis on "was". Thanks for the heads up. I made out with one in the dark only to find she had oral herpes when the lights came on. Yikes! Followed by intense washing and gargling. Good to be observant!

[QUOTE=BigGuy65;6262471]That brings one back in time, to when "health spas" and "athletic clubs" plied the trade fronting as fitness centers. Pine Tree in Baltimore, Marlboro AC in PG, and Mini Health Club come to mind.

I'd be curious if anyone ever used the equipment, or saw others using it, as it was all for show.[/QUOTE]All for show I don't think they would even work.

What is gba?

[QUOTE=Wrangler0024;6149286]Looking for which girl and AMP would you fellas recommend that has the tightest box for let's say an average guy LOL. Cookie at gba was my best experience so far. Looking to try something new. Also gba was only place I have been, so the AMP abbreviations here are new so I'm not sure of what they are yet.[/QUOTE]

Hello. This review inspired me to meet Gucci for the stand and carry. We checked each other out in the mirror the entire time. She becomes more beautiful the more you fuck.

The skeet was great as the pussy was very tight. I mean right, tight, tight! She said she had no children. Makes sense. I need to go back to CA to be with Gucci.

[QUOTE=Bobarda;5995264]Went back to CA to try out Gucci. Walked into CA met MMS and was seated in a room, before she walked out I asked if Gucci was available and she said yes. Gucci walks in and greets me and we start talking about tip. I give her 210 and we start with TS. Compared to Kayla, Gucci isn't as sweet and playful in the TS. Wasn't as talkative as Kayla, which isn't a big deal but it makes you feel comfortable. When we get back into room she starts her massage. Massage felt good and I was much more relaxed, not as attentive as Kayla but still very good. When flipped she'll start with a nice tease, licked and sucked me all over including my balls. CBJ was real good as she deepthroated many times to get me rock hard. She gets on top for cg and starts riding. She's real good on top but when you try to to fuck her back she resisted a lot. Wouldn't let me go as deep as I wanted, kept telling me I was too big so I was limited with what I wanted to do which was stand and carry. We just did cg and mish, had to go slow the entire time and telling me to cum, which eventually I didn't. Couldn't finish with her but I enjoyed trying and the massage. I probably wouldn't repeat with her but I would go back for Kayla and a new girl that I saw there. They said she just started that week so hopefully she is there when I return. I left and went to another place I'll have a review for that later.[/QUOTE]

Hello. I just left CA. And Gucci is just as tight, tight, tight as she was when I visited my last time.

She didn't want stand and carry this time in the mirror. The magnum bare skin condom got super wet. The rubber is so thin I thought that it broke. But thankfully it did not break. I believe she had an orgasm from that Pounding I delivered. She is. A champ.

Missionary, legs on my shoulders, k9, knees to her chest, cowgirl, grinding cowgirl, this beautiful lady is the truth! No complaining.

I saw at least 3 other women there while headed to and from my table shower. They were not necessarily young but they were physically fit and they were young. I wonder if all of those p-sleeves are as tight as Gucci. Gucci is tight, tight, tight. Must be the tighest p-sleeves I than banged from a MILF. And she sexy. No fat! No stretching marks! Just a preserved, fine as south Korean MILF!

She took care of me in the table shower, with attention to my entire body.

On the massage, she did the back walking and applied pressure with her hands in all the right spots. Gucci is a winner!

I must say that she enjoys what she does. With that behavior alone she would make a great concubine or a wife in a harem.

Does anybody have any pointers about how to turn an Asian massage into a girlfriend? Just looking for a friend.

It looks like Vicky is advertising on Craigslist now. Traffic drying up?

[URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/bts/7569089348.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=HaroldMyers;6263066]What is gba?[/QUOTE]Glen burnie accupressure = gba.

Menu options similar to the MPs in PG county.

Whats going on guys? I'm going to be visiting from jersey for Christmas figured since I'm going to be bored at my cousins place why not hit up an AMP for the first time. Yall got any good AMPs in the area that offer FS? Ill be in upper marlboro but I wouldn't mind driving 30 to 45 minutes out. Ill be posting in other forums just in case I can't find anything interesting here.

Current line-up is Ruby, Gucci, Candy and Ivy.

[QUOTE=YoungPapi;6264349]Whats going on guys? I'm going to be visiting from jersey for Christmas figured since I'm going to be bored at my cousins place why not hit up an AMP for the first time. Yall got any good AMPs in the area that offer FS? Ill be in upper marlboro but I wouldn't mind driving 30 to 45 minutes out. Ill be posting in other forums just in case I can't find anything interesting here.[/QUOTE]You'll find what you're looking for in Greenbelt and some closer locations in PG County. Check out Rubmaps, read the reviews and go for it.

[QUOTE=YoungPapi;6264349]Whats going on guys? I'm going to be visiting from jersey for Christmas figured since I'm going to be bored at my cousins place why not hit up an AMP for the first time. Yall got any good AMPs in the area that offer FS? Ill be in upper marlboro but I wouldn't mind driving 30 to 45 minutes out. Ill be posting in other forums just in case I can't find anything interesting here.[/QUOTE]Look back 4-5 pages and you'll find plenty of options in GB.

[QUOTE=ProCatHunter;6263851]Glen burnie accupressure = gba.

Menu options similar to the MPs in PG county.[/QUOTE]I've visited GBA many times in the past. However, I switched to Greenbelt, with better options than Glen Burnie. I just noticed that the acronyms are both GB -- that's confusing. Anyone know what's up with this location? On RM, it's now listed as Glen Burnie Spa, instead of Glen Burnie Accupressure. Last review on RM was in September. This place had some nicer providers in the past, but the forum is silent now. Anyone visited lately?

[QUOTE=AvgJoe123;6265399]I've visited GBA many times in the past. However, I switched to Greenbelt, with better options than Glen Burnie. I just noticed that the acronyms are both GB -- that's confusing. Anyone know what's up with this location? On RM, it's now listed as Glen Burnie Spa, instead of Glen Burnie Accupressure. Last review on RM was in September. This place had some nicer providers in the past, but the forum is silent now. Anyone visited lately?[/QUOTE]The Baltimore forum has a few fans.

I went pre-covid and was not a fan.

Things couldve improved plus YMMV.

[QUOTE=Galleon;6263630]It looks like Vicky is advertising on Craigslist now. Traffic drying up?

[URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/bts/7569089348.html[/URL][/QUOTE]No surprised. Will upsell if she thinks you are dumb enough pay.

[QUOTE=HaroldMyers;6263455]Hello. I just left CA. And Gucci is just as tight, tight, tight …With that behavior alone she would make a great concubine or a wife in a harem.

Does anybody have any pointers about how to turn an Asian massage into a girlfriend? Just looking for a friend.[/QUOTE]I agree, Gucci is super tight! How does she do it? I bet she's had thousands of cocks stretching that hole, and it keeps on giving. GF? Check the sugar baby / daddy forums.

Tried Mickey at VIP and she's on vacation.

Tried Julie at Cloud Accupressure to be different, she's now at Top Accupressure in Lanham. To far with holiday traffic.

Went to CA and took my chances. Drew Candy. Tall, medium age, medium weight, easy to talk to, good ts, below average massage, mostly soft touch.

Energetic finish.

Eisha is gone for the holidays. No info on a return date.

Hanna and of course Anna (variable schedule).

[QUOTE=HotDumpling;6261312]Decided to visit VIP a second time after having a great experience with Laura the first time a month ago. This time I was with Casey and she definitely is a lot more well endowed (D Cups). This time I opted to skip the TS and go straight to the massage. After a pretty good massage with oil, she started with BBBJ which lasted 1-2 minutes before going into CG. Not even a minute into CG, I had already busted, even she was surprised that I was done so quickly. She mentioned she tried going slowly too, so I wouldn't bust so fast. I had lasted a lot longer with Laura last time, but this time I just couldn't hold it in (maybe I just got too excited with those D cups). She was really chill about it and told me not to be too embarrassed, but even I was shocked how fast it went. Regardless I had a good time, but maybe I should jerk off before going next time. Anyone have tips on lasting longer, or is it all down to practice? I've only done it 4 times in my life, but maybe I'm still too nervous.[/QUOTE]Very likely it was nerves, and will improve with time, but you might want to look into Kegel exercises to prolong sex. A guide on how to do them is in the link below:

[URL]https://www.health.harvard.edu/bladder-and-bowel/step-by-step-guide-to-performing-kegel-exercises[/URL]

There's no real rocket science to it-your Kegel muscles are the same they you use to control the end of urination. Practice makes perfect. Also, Try changing positions or taking a break if you think you're going to cum-also helps with prolonging the session. Best of luck.

SnarfSnarf.

Stopped into Re a couple of weeks ago with no appointment and drew Heidi, who was slender and attractive and looked to be in her 20's so I thought I hit the jackpot. The TS was unusual, like stated in a previous review, she was very slow with her motions and moving the shower head along my body. No real teasing at all unfortunately. Back to the room and I had already laid out enough money that I knew would cover the FS option and I said "that's for you". She smiled and said okay. She gave a mediocre massage while I was face down with minimal teasing of the package. When time to flip over she removed her dress and her body is to die for, small waist nice chest and nicer than average Asian booty, nice to grab onto. She threw on the cover and did a decent CBJ and we moved onto MISH and Doggy but for whatever reason I couldn't finish so I asked for HJ and she did. I asked for DATY and she said no but next time, which I hate that response. I finally finished and left. I probably won't repeat based on her DATY response and her just seeming to go through the motions, at least take it a little for me. Overall for me, good but not great and it could have been with that killer body if hers.

Did a double take and visited CA and VIP within 2 hours.

Gucci was my first dream. Sexy as hell and nice body. She is tight as others posted.

Bella was my next dream and Holy damn. She is pretty and thin. She knows how to work that body. Best experience either her at an AMP.

[QUOTE=HotDumpling;6261312]Decided to visit VIP a second time after having a great experience with Laura the first time a month ago. This time I was with Casey and she definitely is a lot more well endowed (D Cups). This time I opted to skip the TS and go straight to the massage. After a pretty good massage with oil, she started with BBBJ which lasted 1-2 minutes before going into CG. Not even a minute into CG, I had already busted, even she was surprised that I was done so quickly. She mentioned she tried going slowly too, so I wouldn't bust so fast. I had lasted a lot longer with Laura last time, but this time I just couldn't hold it in (maybe I just got too excited with those D cups). She was really chill about it and told me not to be too embarrassed, but even I was shocked how fast it went. Regardless I had a good time, but maybe I should jerk off before going next time. Anyone have tips on lasting longer, or is it all down to practice? I've only done it 4 times in my life, but maybe I'm still too nervous.[/QUOTE]I would not worry about this. You are receiving a service for which you have provided a donation and, so the objective is for you to have a good time. Yes, we all like to think we have created some satisfaction for the provider too, but at the end of the day this is not your wife or girlfriend and it all about you. We all have different rhythms that takes us to the finish. For me, when I want to prolong, I actually go faster and then slow down to finish, so going slower is not likely to prolong it for me. I think the quick finish has happened to most, if not all, of us at some point. My go to is to simply compliment the provider. Tell her that she is too sexy and good while continuing to fondle her.

If it becomes a trend, then worry about remedial action. I dislike it more when the finish is a HJ either because something just isn't working in the act or the provider wants to climb off because too much.

Kudos to those of you that went forward with that. I walked in and walked out. They had someone younger on staff that came in after I passed on gucci, but. Yeah no. Whatever mojo I had going in I lost it when gucci walked in. Not sure how drunk some of why'all are or whether you need corrective glasses or the lights are so dim that you can't really get a good look. But again. Kudos to you.

[QUOTE=Jorum;6268231]Kudos to those of you that went forward with that. I walked in and walked out. They had someone younger on staff that came in after I passed on gucci, but. Yeah no. Whatever mojo I had going in I lost it when gucci walked in. Not sure how drunk some of why'all are or whether you need corrective glasses or the lights are so dim that you can't really get a good look. But again. Kudos to you.[/QUOTE]LOL.

Yeah I do be pretty drunk going in LOL.

Yet I saw her in her lounge clothes prior to us getting together. Then when I saw her five minutes later she was most def dolled up. She is an average looking woman either way. Her body is banging though.

And the posts about Gucci are that the pussy is very tight! I mean very tight! And it gets wet, wet. She does use lube but any man can tell the difference between lube and natural vagina secretions. But to each his own.

Many guys on here love Bella at VIP. But I say she meh. All of our opinions are valid.

Buty question to you is this: you say you saw a young masseuse. Yet you don't mention who she was. Tbh, I think you are full of shit and you just wanted to get a comment on the board. Because you provided nothing of value to board members with this comment. If you choose to reply to my opinion, well it's your prerogative.

Not so sure when wearing a condom.

[QUOTE=EDog65;6266721]Stopped into Re a couple of weeks ago with no appointment and drew Heidi, who was slender and attractive and looked to be in her 20's so I thought I hit the jackpot. The TS was unusual, like stated in a previous review, she was very slow with her motions and moving the shower head along my body. No real teasing at all unfortunately. Back to the room and I had already laid out enough money that I knew would cover the FS option and I said "that's for you". She smiled and said okay. She gave a mediocre massage while I was face down with minimal teasing of the package. When time to flip over she removed her dress and her body is to die for, small waist nice chest and nicer than average Asian booty, nice to grab onto. She threw on the cover and did a decent CBJ and we moved onto MISH and Doggy but for whatever reason I couldn't finish so I asked for HJ and she did. I asked for DATY and she said no but next time, which I hate that response. I finally finished and left. I probably won't repeat based on her DATY response and her just seeming to go through the motions, at least take it a little for me. Overall for me, good but not great and it could have been with that killer body if hers.[/QUOTE]Got my places mixed up, sorry guys.

[QUOTE=HaroldMyers;6268447]LOL.

Yeah I do be pretty drunk going in LOL.

Yet I saw her in her lounge clothes prior to us getting together. Then when I saw her five minutes later she was most def dolled up. She is an average looking woman either way. Her body is banging though.

And the posts about Gucci are that the pussy is very tight! I mean very tight! And it gets wet, wet. She does use lube but any man can tell the difference between lube and natural vagina secretions. But to each his own.

Many guys on here love Bella at VIP. But I say she meh. All of our opinions are valid.

Buty question to you is this: you say you saw a young masseuse. Yet you don't mention who she was. Tbh, I think you are full of shit and you just wanted to get a comment on the board. Because you provided nothing of value to board members with this comment. If you choose to reply to my opinion, well it's your prerogative.[/QUOTE]If you're saying all opinions are valid and then turn around and say mine is full of shit. Let me be clear. People on here saying that gucci gets you going could be fucking a sack of potatoes and be okay with it. Just make sure you lube up whichever one you decide to fuck and I'm sure you won't notice the difference.

I saw Anna last week for my pre-Christmas stocking stuffing, and Hanna (h) was looking pretty decent, figure-wise. Anna mentioned a new lady would be in this week. Chris, if I remember. Her description made her out to be a good looking older lady. We'll have to see. I'm away and back next week. Hopefully someone will take a test drive and report back.

[QUOTE=DCHung;6266620]Eisha is gone for the holidays. No info on a return date.

Hanna and of course Anna (variable schedule).[/QUOTE]

My inquiry was posted on the Baltimore forum, in response to some reviews. All 7 posts by Capitol Punish are about Bella. I'm definitely interested in her services but am also suspicious. Anyone else have experience with Bella? I might TOFTT next week.

Stopped by recently. Was hoping to see Happy but I never know what traffic will be like getting here so I just show up and take whoever is available instead of calling ahead for an appointment.

Ended up with Love. Typical 30's to mid 40's age range. Cute, not petite but not heavy, nice small but with good padding, very nice tits, more than a handful. If you like russizn, she would be great for that.

Thorough TS with teasing and attention to thd right areas. Massage was good. Hot towel on back with back walking made a good combo. Then she massagged legs, feet shoulders and neck.

Main event was above average. Very energetic, aims to please, vocal without being over the top. Cowgirl, doggy, standing mish and reverse cg. All done with no complaints or rushing. Had a great time.

I don't come here often, its just too far but if it were closer I would probably make this my go to.

Every time I'm here though there is slways someone sitting in there car in the lot with thd engine running. I don't get it.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe123;6276545]My inquiry was posted on the Baltimore forum, in response to some reviews. All 7 posts by Capitol Punish are about Bella. I'm definitely interested in her services but am also suspicious. Anyone else have experience with Bella? I might TOFTT next week.[/QUOTE]If you going to do DATY look before you dine. I posted on this on this board already.

After RTTF I had a dream about Candy at CA. I guess the dream was brought about the comments on her ass as I find this most unusual for Asians. The fact that man-mades were involved was not a turnoff for me but sparked my interest more. I learned to appreciate the tatas. Natural or manmade but understand this is somewhat of an acquired taste. TBH, I dreamt the man-mades were in the D range but I think more like C. In the dream, I was greeted by Candy who gave me a big hug like we were long time friends. She was dressed in a form fitting dress that rode up to reveal a camel toe with each movement. I opted for the TS which was nice and included some teasing. We get back to the room and she starts with a rub that involved some stretching and kneading. Feeling uninspired and distracted by how her dress would not stay down I had to help things along. She slipped the cover on with some tongue and taint play then we quickly moved into standing mish then standing K9 and then CG. I had to get out of standing K9 as she became more responsive and vocal and I didn't want to blow into the bag. Overall, it was a good experience and would recommend as the combo of ass and tits are better than others I have had in AMPs. It's not comparable to a Latina but provides a good value. Definitely will return to CA. When I was being shown to my room an attractive young provider waved to me in the hall. Think she was pretty slim, with a nice rack. Anyone know who she is?

Christine is new to RS, and when she walked in, I thought I had won the lotto. She is older, and probably similar in age to Candy. Her age shows, somewhat, but in a good way, and I think she is very attractive. She has a slender and petite figure with enhanced Cs / Ds. In the her form fitting dress that is the standard uniform, she reminded of those Brazilian grandmother bikini contest ladies. Our greeting was encumbered by my being in the middle of undressing when she walked in, but I got a great look at my future as she bent over to place the towel on the massage table.

The TS was somewhat basic, but took care of things. Christine has excellent English, and back in the room I requested the massage after, and she went off to get her things. This is where we get to what I would consider her one negative. When her dress came off her enhancements appeared to have maybe been done a while ago, but otherwise, her body was rockin', and I still enjoyed myself with her nice erasers. Christine isn't particularly aggressive, but plays a little coy in a fun way. I wouldn't say the activities were great, but they were pretty good and she gave encouragement that was not over the top. The massage, after, included back walking, and was OK. None of the light touch stuff that some ladies do.

Overall, my enjoyment factor was a lot higher than I might have expected given what might sound like a somewhat lackluster experience. I will repeat.

[QUOTE=DCHung;6258444]I met Candy at CA early in the week. She was wearing a tight dress with no underwear and showing off her bubble butt. She's mid 30's with long black hair to just above the small of her back. Thin build and average wide face.

She gave me a table shower with a little playfulness. Off to the room where she gave me an uninspired one handed massage. She gives a light CBJ with more sound than movement.

On the flip she gets on top without any up and down action. We then moved to doggie which is probably the best position. I finished after a few minutes.

I can't recommend her. Gucci is a better option at CA.[/QUOTE]I know they try with new talent imported to CA, but, none in my experience are even in the same area code as Jeannie, Gucci, Ruby or Kayla. I visited CA today and drew Candy. I agree with everything DCHung described. She has a killer body, like a female tennis or soccer player. But the fantasy ends there. I've not encountered a provider wearing a tight dress with no underwear. The sight of her athletic butt and landing strip (which I completely adore on a woman) made me believe this was going to be a fun session. Alas, my session went down just like DCHung's. She even gave me the blue dixie cup shot in the TS but her landing strip never got close to being able to taste her. I've been a loyal CA patron since the TWBC days. But, if they are going to keep me, they really need to up their game.

[QUOTE=Max#01;6284897]I know they try with new talent imported to CA, but, none in my experience are even in the same area code as Jeannie, Gucci, Ruby or Kayla. I visited CA today and drew Candy. I agree with everything DCHung described. She has a killer body, like a female tennis or soccer player. But the fantasy ends there. I've not encountered a provider wearing a tight dress with no underwear. The sight of her athletic butt and landing strip (which I completely adore on a woman) made me believe this was going to be a fun session. Alas, my session went down just like DCHung's. She even gave me the blue dixie cup shot in the TS but her landing strip never got close to being able to taste her. I've been a loyal CA patron since the TWBC days. But, if they are going to keep me, they really need to up their game.[/QUOTE]I'm done with CA and their "new girl". I keep on getting disappointed. Kayla And Jeanie are my top two there and always worth a visit.

[QUOTE=BMoreDog69;6284886]Christine is new to RS, and when she walked in, I thought I had won the lotto. She is older, and probably similar in age to Candy. Her age shows, somewhat, but in a good way, and I think she is very attractive. She has a slender and petite figure with enhanced Cs / Ds. In the her form fitting dress that is the standard uniform, she reminded of those Brazilian grandmother bikini contest ladies. Our greeting was encumbered by my being in the middle of undressing when she walked in, but I got a great look at my future as she bent over to place the towel on the massage table.

The TS was somewhat basic, but took care of things. Christine has excellent English, and back in the room I requested the massage after, and she went off to get her things. This is where we get to what I would consider her one negative. When her dress came off her enhancements appeared to have maybe been done a while ago, but otherwise, her body was rockin', and I still enjoyed myself with her nice erasers. Christine isn't particularly aggressive, but plays a little coy in a fun way. I wouldn't say the activities were great, but they were pretty good and she gave encouragement that was not over the top. The massage, after, included back walking, and was OK. None of the light touch stuff that some ladies do.

Overall, my enjoyment factor was a lot higher than I might have expected given what might sound like a somewhat lackluster experience. I will repeat.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the review. I never thought a post with " grandmother bikini " would perk my interest. I'll have to visit soon.

[QUOTE=DCHung;6285144]I'm done with CA and their "new girl". I keep on getting disappointed. Kayla And Jeanie are my top two there and always worth a visit.[/QUOTE]I'm kinda' in the mode of Charlie Brown, Lucy and the football. I keep expecting different results. Is Jeanie still around? Don't think I've seen her for at least 6 months.

[QUOTE=Max#01;6285664]I'm kinda' in the mode of Charlie Brown, Lucy and the football. I keep expecting different results. Is Jeanie still around? Don't think I've seen her for at least 6 months.[/QUOTE]I haven't seen her for months. I wish I could reconnect.

Been out of town. Anyone know VIP's current line-up?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=WhiteHat99;6285842]Been out of town. Anyone know VIP's current line-up?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]For now it is still Laura, Casey and Bella.