Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Chessi69; 1550964]I'll be traveling to the East Baltimore area (near Gunpowder River State Park) next week and am looking for a good spa. I have searched the forum and have found Joppa Town Health Center, Wonderland Spa, Sky Spa and Spring Spa within the general vicinity. Which of these places would you recommend to a fellow travelling monger, or is there somewhere or someone else nearby I should consider. Thanks in advance for your responses.

Chessi69[/QUOTE]If you can make the trip, I think we would all recommend Jade Heart

Was feeling a bit troubled by a variety of ailments so made an appointment at Johns Hopkins Hospital. Was met by who I thought was a Candy stripper but after asking she told me she really had graduated with a degree in physical therapy from a university in China. She proceeded to prove it, provided a top notch P. T. Session that was off the charts and a great bedside manner to boot. All 11's across the board. Don't ask what her name was, I've already told you. As always, treat her like gold.

Houndog *woof*

Just returned from the spot located right next to the church. They must have had only one provider tonight. Got escorted in by the provider once I rang the bell and she took me to one of the rooms where I waited for a little more than a half an hour. She finally came in and she gave me a massage that was about a 5 out of 10. She did that towel over the back, push massage that honestly did nothing for me. She said I had a strong back so she actually stood on my back and used her feet which actually felt a little better. The flip was satisfying and I have to say that she did give me about 15 more minutes more than the time that I paid for. She seemed to know that it was not a great massage because she told me how bad her last client she just had was and even told me he only tipped her $10. She even gave me a business card and said next time she will do the stones, shower etc. This was my second time at this particular place and the first time was a little better. May give it one more try but not any time soon.

[QUOTE=DCHung;1551370]If you can make the trip, I think we would all recommend Jade Heart[/QUOTE]Thanks, DCHung. That may be close enough to be doable.

Chessi69

They are moving out, leaving later this week. Hopefully our favorites will resurface at another place, another time.

If walls could talk, I wonder what stories that old house would tell?

[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1553776]They are moving out, leaving later this week. Hopefully our favorites will resurface at another place, another time.

If walls could talk, I wonder what stories that old house would tell?[/QUOTE]Truly a loss. I was hoping the close was temporary.

[QUOTE=Houndog1; 1551839]Was feeling a bit troubled by a variety of ailments so made an appointment at Johns Hopkins Hospital. Was met by who I thought was a Candy stripper but after asking she told me she really had graduated with a degree in physical therapy from a university in China. She proceeded to prove it, provided a top notch P. T. Session that was off the charts and a great bedside manner to boot. All 11's across the board. Don't ask what her name was, I've already told you. As always, treat her like gold.

Houndog *woof*[/QUOTE]According to US news and world reports.

JHH ranks

Urology Score Card.

Hospital Ranking #2.

USA News Hospital Score 98. 0/100.

Urology Hospitals:

#1 Cleveland Clinic.

Cleveland, OH.

#2 Johns Hopkins Hospital.

Baltimore, MD.

#3 Mayo Clinic.

Rochester, MN

I know of at least a couple they could tell, happily, they hold their tongues!

I'll miss that place, such character!

HD.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1553776]They are moving out, leaving later this week. Hopefully our favorites will resurface at another place, another time.

If walls could talk, I wonder what stories that old house would tell?[/QUOTE]

Candy is leaving today but another girl named Linda is comming and Candy says she is very, very pretty and good English.

This place is the bomb right now with a great lineup.

[QUOTE=Satya;1541110]I think he means Ellicott City.[/QUOTE]Yes and thanks everyone for the advice.

Perry Hall closed sometime ago. Please PM if anyone knows if May is available. She reminded me of the Korean Air commercial. Looooong smooth legs. Nice lady.

[QUOTE=Tim1820;1547823]Made a 10:00am trip to the new place. Greated by a slightly plump woman who directed me to one of several rooms with doors. Classic table, chair, lamp and lotion stand with quiet music. Very clean, paper covered table. Massage was very good, medium or heavy choices. After 20 minutes she left and returned with hot stones. A first for me. Warm, flat, smooth stones sliding all over my back and legs. I found it pleasant. Heard other female voices and at least one other customer came in. Overall much like the current Harford road experiences. Did not see the other providers but I, admittedly over the hill and easy to please, will return.[/QUOTE]The reason it was like the current Harford Road. Experience is, it's Yoyo's new spot. Was greeted by her today, same good service as HR.

GTR

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks; 1555762]The reason it was like the current Harford Road. Experience is, it's Yoyo's new spot. Was greeted by her today, same good service as HR.

GTR[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info Gin. I was about to run to Joppatown (its not far) and try this place out. Since its a place of YoYo's, I will go in only expecting a HE. (Was hoping for more.)

Paid a recent visit to Jhh. They were very busy! I drew Cindy, I must say I got very lucky with this draw. Attractive girl with a nice body, (a little flabby in the stomach) but not bad. She was as close to GFE that I have ever had at an AMP, of coarse YMMV. On my way out I saw 3 other girls, all were attractive, but Cindy had all of them beat in the looks dept. She said this line up will be here for at least a few more weeks.

Nay info on 905?

Went by this place, first visit for me and they were very welcoming. The place seems to get plenty of traffic, when I got there I saw a monger pulling out of their driveway, I parked and there were 3 other cars. As I got out of my car I saw another patient come out of the backdoor, so we both pretended we didn't see each other as I walked towards the backdoor, I normally don't run into other patients where I normally get my therapy, so I was a little uncomfortable. The same therapist who cared for that fellow seemed to be already waiting for me behind the door. Michelle was her name, mid 40's would be my guess, C's, medium build, extra pounds around the waist that you would not know are there until later, looked better with her "uniform" on. She said she would be providing my therapy, I wasn't impressed with her so I asked if I could see other options. She tried to convince me she was the right choice, then I asked for a candy I had read about. I was told they were not giving out candy any more, it was all gone. I was hesitant to go with her, but she said all other therapists were busy even though I could hear at least 2 women talking behind a curtain. Looked like she just wanted business for her...so I finally gave in, .7 and up the stairs.

Therapy was ok, not CMT level but alright. On the flip I was told about the treatments available, I was not prepared for such an extensive menu. At first all I requested was the. 6 treatment, and was disappointed to learn that it was covered. In the middle of my treatment I could not resist and went the whole 1. She put some effort into it, but was not the most skilled therapist I've had. I'm used to NoVa, since that's where I get my therapy, so I took advantage of their wider range of treatments even though I wasn't that into my therapist, because you just can't find that in our NoVa hospitals.

Overall it was a good experience, worth the visit for sure. But I was just left wishing to get a taste of a candy or a more attractive option which knew was available from the reports I had read.

[QUOTE=Caddy69;1558128]Nay info on 905?[/QUOTE]905? I don't even know what 905 is. I guess it is one of those things that if I don't know I am not supposed to. However I wonder how many are in the same boat.

[QUOTE=Houndog1; 1551839]Was feeling a bit troubled by a variety of ailments so made an appointment at Johns Hopkins Hospital. Was met by who I thought was a Candy stripper but after asking she told me she really had graduated with a degree in physical therapy from a university in China. She proceeded to prove it, provided a top notch P. T. Session that was off the charts and a great bedside manner to boot. All 11's across the board. Don't ask what her name was, I've already told you. As always, treat her like gold.

Houndog *woof*[/QUOTE]Hi I am new to this site. What JHH are you guys talking about? Can anyone provide an address? I'd like to check it out.

Thanks

I've been on a rampage this weekend hitting up the SW scene, BP scene, and chasing new potential unicorns. Didn't like the variety in the loops and got tired with BP so I decided to drive over to my favorite spot yesterday. ML was busy as usual and mama said my wait would be an hour but the little guy insisted I sit in that dumb room with one chair and a table with feminine mags. I was very nervous because the shopping center was very full and a guy gave me a weird look when I got cash from the nearby atm and watched me drive towards the spot.

30 mins pass by and mama leads me to my room and got the wonderful momo yet again. She is a pretty little spinner with perky a cups and a round little rear end. She remembered me right away because I nibbled on her a little too hard last time. She made body gestures and said,"oh it you! Guy who like to 'uh uh'." We both laughed as she started the massage. Her massage isn't much to remember but I've had worse before. Massage is over and got to the ts where she is a bit more playful than last time and had a nice conversation. She says she's 26 or something but I don't believe her, she's got to be in her mid 30's. Anyway, on to the flip (best part) her skills are wonderful. She definetely leaves you feeling like a king. Won't allow much but try different positions and she rushes you along the way as most providers do damage was $.60. ML is my new favorite now only because the location is closer to home and JHH is more out of my way and feel to lazy to make the trip.

Side note, has anyone tried Asian Bodywork on Furnace Branch Road? I've seen them post on CL and state 'back entrance is open too' in their ad. It's very tempting and house fee is only. 50 so I plan to go next weekend. PM if you have to.

[QUOTE=Bobb521; 1558606]Hi I am new to this site. What JHH are you guys talking about? Can anyone provide an address? I'd like to check it out.

Thanks[/QUOTE]PurePressure, can you help the man out? Sounds like this one is right up your alley, seeing as you were so helpful on this subject before.

BD

[QUOTE=Satya;1558255]905? I don't even know what 905 is. I guess it is one of those things that if I don't know I am not supposed to. However I wonder how many are in the same boat.[/QUOTE]I think 905 is towson spa on YR.

[QUOTE=Butter Dog; 1558959]PurePressure, can you help the man out? Sounds like this one is right up your alley, seeing as you were so helpful on this subject before.

BD[/QUOTE]. Oh no, I think I'll let Satya field this one. That being said use the search tool.

[QUOTE=PassionDweller; 1558715]I've been on a rampage this weekend hitting up the SW scene, BP scene, and chasing new potential unicorns. Didn't like the variety in the loops and got tired with BP so I decided to drive over to my favorite spot yesterday. ML was busy as usual and mama said my wait would be an hour but the little guy insisted I sit in that dumb room with one chair and a table with feminine mags. I was very nervous because the shopping center was very full and a guy gave me a weird look when I got cash from the nearby atm and watched me drive towards the spot.

30 mins pass by and mama leads me to my room and got the wonderful momo yet again. She is a pretty little spinner with perky a cups and a round little rear end. She remembered me right away because I nibbled on her a little too hard last time. She made body gestures and said,"oh it you! Guy who like to 'uh uh'." We both laughed as she started the massage. Her massage isn't much to remember but I've had worse before. Massage is over and got to the ts where she is a bit more playful than last time and had a nice conversation. She says she's 26 or something but I don't believe her, she's got to be in her mid 30's. Anyway, on to the flip (best part) her skills are wonderful. She definetely leaves you feeling like a king. Won't allow much but try different positions and she rushes you along the way as most providers do damage was $.60. ML is my new favorite now only because the location is closer to home and JHH is more out of my way and feel to lazy to make the trip.

Side note, has anyone tried Asian Bodywork on Furnace Branch Road? I've seen them post on CL and state 'back entrance is open too' in their ad. It's very tempting and house fee is only. 50 so I plan to go next weekend. PM if you have to.[/QUOTE]My problem with ML is that I don't like being with a woman who has just had another monger all over her. You say your damage was. 60 what about the tip, the standard $?

[QUOTE=Satya;1559101]My problem with ML is that I don't like being with a woman who has just had another monger all over her. You say your damage was. 60 what about the tip, the standard $?[/QUOTE]Total damage was 160. Paid 70 house fee and 90 tip. She doesn't really push for more tip she just leaves you at your room after ts and asks you to leave a tip for good service. She didn't look at how much I tipped her until we finish so YMMV with tip.

I see your point about them being with so many mongers in a day, the little head all always takes over during visits and don't take that into consideration. That's why I'm looking for new utr places.

[QUOTE=PassionDweller; 1558715]I've been on a rampage this weekend hitting up the SW scene, BP scene, and chasing new potential unicorns. Didn't like the variety in the loops and got tired with BP so I decided to drive over to my favorite spot yesterday. ML was busy as usual and mama said my wait would be an hour but the little guy insisted I sit in that dumb room with one chair and a table with feminine mags. I was very nervous because the shopping center was very full and a guy gave me a weird look when I got cash from the nearby atm and watched me drive towards the spot.

30 mins pass by and mama leads me to my room and got the wonderful momo yet again. She is a pretty little spinner with perky a cups and a round little rear end. She remembered me right away because I nibbled on her a little too hard last time. She made body gestures and said,"oh it you! Guy who like to 'uh uh'." We both laughed as she started the massage. Her massage isn't much to remember but I've had worse before. Massage is over and got to the ts where she is a bit more playful than last time and had a nice conversation. She says she's 26 or something but I don't believe her, she's got to be in her mid 30's. Anyway, on to the flip (best part) her skills are wonderful. She definetely leaves you feeling like a king. Won't allow much but try different positions and she rushes you along the way as most providers do damage was $.60. ML is my new favorite now only because the location is closer to home and JHH is more out of my way and feel to lazy to make the trip.

Side note, has anyone tried Asian Bodywork on Furnace Branch Road? I've seen them post on CL and state 'back entrance is open too' in their ad. It's very tempting and house fee is only. 50 so I plan to go next weekend. PM if you have to.[/QUOTE]The spot on Furnace Branch is pretty good for the basic massage and release. They take pretty good care of you and will even give you a pedicure as part of the service. Nothing extra is on the menu probably because it is actually in a nail salon.

Not sure if this is the correct place for this, but I am looking for the girl who ran New Century Bodyworks several years ago. It was located on York Road next to Dunkin' Donuts. When that place closed, I drove her around looking for another location, and she decided on the Belair Road at the beltway spot, and opened as Nirvana Spa. She put a lot of work into remodeling the place and I visited quite a few times, but after not seeing her for a while, that place closed unexpectedly. Her name was Sofia and was about 25, medium height, and slender. Before having her own places, I believe she worked some of the AMPs up Interstate 95 near Delaware. If anyone knows if she has opened a new place, or has any information on Sofia, I would appreciate any and all info. Her phone has changed (not a surprise) and I would really like to see her again. Thanks in advance for any help.

Also drew Cindy at JHH. All the reports are true. She is absolutely wonderful and the closest thing I've had as well to GFE at an AMP. You'll seriously want to marry this girl. What she's doing there is beyond me.

Now that Blue Sky is closed, are there any places left in that part of Balt county? I used to hit the place on Reisterstown Road near Home Depot.

[QUOTE=Krosis;1560433]Now that Blue Sky is closed, are there any places left in that part of Balt county? I used to hit the place on Reisterstown Road near Home Depot.[/QUOTE]So please explain why you didn't report on your visits to BS and the place on Reisterstown Road. This is a classic example of the newbie problem. Someone asking for intel from established members who claims to have frequented certain eastablishments with no reports.

I'm sure we will get some whining about our lack of willingness to share from those who have never shared squat!

So I'm new to the AMP game. I went to PT because I know friends who have been there.

Overall I like the exp but really don't have anything to compare it to. The woman was a little old for my tastes. 40ish (I had the same woman on both visits, is that common?) Took the $70 / hour massage and table shower both times. Massage was really good and I was allowed to grab some ass on the flip. I tipped $30 Each trip.

I don't know if I should just stick with what I know and hit up PT again or if I should check another spot out to see what is out there.

[QUOTE=Laxman #2; 1560620]So please explain why you didn't report on your visits to BS and the place on Reisterstown Road. This is a classic example of the newbie problem. Someone asking for intel from established members who claims to have frequented certain eastablishments with no reports.

I'm sure we will get some whining about our lack of willingness to share from those who have never shared squat![/QUOTE]I was going to say pretty much the same thing to Krosis and Pkirk (?). If they had RTFF they would have known the score but you know how accusations fly around here so I kept my mouth shut. Thanks for posting.

[QUOTE=Tim1820;1555234]Perry Hall closed sometime ago. Please PM if anyone knows if May is available. She reminded me of the Korean Air commercial. Looooong smooth legs. Nice lady.[/QUOTE]I just returned from S. Korea about a week ago and I flew Korean Air. I fly them whenever I travel to Korea. Those commercials are accurate. Incredible service and the air hostesses are beautiful. They are all tall, thin, young, and model-beautiful. I always wonder what they do with them when they get older. I just hope they don't have a door in the aircraft that they push them out of. If so, I would consider chartering a jet to fly behind the KE flight so I could scoop them out of the air. Because even an over-the-hill Korean Air stewardess would be worth doing.

And did I mention how great the service is?

When you arrive at your port of entry, whether it be Atlanta or some other airport, after you go get done with those asshole CBP, TSA, and other genetic disasters and get on your connecting flight, it is just amazing to consider the difference between Korean Air (or really any other Asian airline) service and the service on any domestic airline. On the Korean Airline flight, it's all about what they can do to ease the pain and discomfort of flying. Once you board a Delta (or any other U.S. carrier) flight, everything you hear come out of the mouth of the American flight attendants is about what you need to do to help them out. I really wish that the Asian carriers would be allowed to service the U.S. domestic market. They would put the American companies out of business overnight.

And it wasn't just the service I got on Korean Air that impressed me. Those who have traveled abroad will agree that after a 14 or 15 hour flight, you are exhausted. The last thing you need is some NWA with a 3rd grade education barking orders at you. When I arrived in Korea as well as when I exited, I can recall being treated with kindness and respect. However after I went through immigration, I witnessed a female, gun-toting, gang sign throwing NWA abusively haranguing a Korean man who had also just come through immigration. The man was slightly confused as to where he should go next.

Her attitude (thus the NWA appellation) pissed me off and I scolded her for being impolite. She immediately put her hand on the handle of her revolver as if that would intimidate me. She informed me that she didn't work for me. I informed her that, since I am a taxpayer and she a public employee, she did indeed work for me. She then said that she was pissed off because she had told the guy three times where he needed to go. I explained to her that he may not have understood her since his English was probably not good. Her reply was that I didn't know that his English was not good. At that point, I felt like one would feel when trying to argue with an eight year old.

It's hard for me to believe that the government can't find better people to fill these jobs.

LexLuther

[QUOTE=Satya;1560934]That's great but what about the pussy over there?[/QUOTE]There is certainly pussy in the ROK (Republic of Korea). And if you know how to conduct yourself, you can have some of it. Your best bet, in my opinion, is to conduct yourself with people whom you know in an admirable way. In other words, conduct yourself as though you are not there for the sole purpose of finding women to fuck. Learn a few words of Korean and show an interest in the culture and language.

If you do this, what I have found is that the Koreans you meet will admire and respect you. They will then introduce you to women with whom you may be able to develop a relation which may develop into a sexual one.

There are, of course prostitutes, in almost every large city. The prostitution trade in Korea is huge and is very open. Koreans don't regard prostition as "wrong" in the way that we do. For instance, you will find in most cities a street in which women display themselves openly in glass fish bowl type rooms. These women are often stunningly beautiful. However, for the most part, they will evince no interest in you. The reason is that if they were to do so, the majority of their customers, who are Korean, would no longer wish to patronize them.

If, however, you find such a street, then find a sort of side street where the women don't advertise themselves so openly. On such a side street, you will find an older woman who will discreetly beckon for you to come into the establishment. She will invite you in, show you where to relax, and relieve you of a smaller amount of money than you would have spent in one of the more brazen establishments. She will then call a fairly attractive MILF type woman who will come while you are relaxing on a bed watching porn. She will enter, take you to a shower room where she will clean yourself and herself up and then go back to the room where she will fuck you in ways you may never have been fucked before.

Or, you may find such women on your own in a shopping mall, train station, or restaurant, who will be willing to fuck you for free.

LexLuther

[QUOTE=Odd Dna; 1560656]So I'm new to the AMP game. I went to PT because I know friends who have been there.

Overall I like the exp but really don't have anything to compare it to. The woman was a little old for my tastes. 40ish (I had the same woman on both visits, is that common?) Took the $70 / hour massage and table shower both times. Massage was really good and I was allowed to grab some ass on the flip. I tipped $30 Each trip.

I don't know if I should just stick with what I know and hit up PT again or if I should check another spot out to see what is out there.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately you got the best PT has to offer. You won't find any reviews here because no one goes there.

Finally going to be in the area. Haven't been around since March before the move.

Question. What door are they using at the new house? When l went back in March, had to go in the side. Also, any recommendations since they are out of Candy?

Thanks Guys!

D

Seems like JHH and ML are the only good shows in town. And seeing as though no one can be at two places at once. Just askin which one has the better line up. Birthday is soon coming up. And it only cums once a year.

Was driving down Joppa about an hour ago and passed the Hospital and saw activity going on out front. Popo standing there at the front door, which was wide open. Marked unit parked in front of old place (pretty sure that its rollers were not going). Two more dark civilian vehicles (truck and SUV?) parked right out front, but not parked normally, more like at an angle right at the front door.

Then, down the street at the gas station, another marked unit with rollers going, but there was an Uncle Leo standing there (civilian clothes, gun and badge) talking to the Popo unit there.

Not sure what is going on, and if Uncle Leo at the gas station has anything to do with the Hospital activity.

That's about all I saw. Any further comment would be speculation.

BD

[QUOTE=Butter Dog; 1561699]Was driving down Joppa about an hour ago and passed the Hospital and saw activity going on out front. Popo standing there at the front door, which was wide open. Marked unit parked in front of old place. Two more dark civilian vehicles (truck and SUV?) parked right out front, but not parked normally, more like at an angle right at the front door.

Then, down the street at the gas station, another marked unit with rollers going, but there was an Uncle Leo standing there (civilian clothes, gun and badge) talking to the Popo unit there.

Not sure what is going on, and if Uncle Leo at the gas station has anything to do with the Hospital activity.

That's about all I saw. Any further comment would be speculation.

BD[/QUOTE]Let's hope it was just a robbery or some crap going on at that sleaze pit Towson East Hotel. Lord knows that place has seen it's better days. They should burn that place down. I am sure we'll hear soon enough. Anyway, go O's.