Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SamSpade;4091318]Dude, you got pegged as inexperienced and taken advantage of. Sorry, but it's true. For $ you should have gotten a naked BJ. . 6 would be plenty for a naked HJ. Possibly you got the mamasan nervous because of your age. But it sounds like you got the MT pissed because you were too grabby. Easy does it.

About making sounds in the booths. Well first, try not to. Second, they usually try to keep the rooms next to yours empty. I mean, 4 or 6 rooms but usually only 2 girls working. Get it?[/QUOTE]In the past 18 months there have been enough posts on this forum that if read, someone who is just jumping into the hobby and never been to X would feel like a veteran before they even step foot in the place. Golden days of this are gone, all massages suck. Good ones are few and far between.

The posts are some very recent posts about it too.

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;4092178]In the past 18 months there have been enough posts on this forum that if read, someone who is just jumping into the hobby and never been to X would feel like a veteran before they even step foot in the place. Golden days of this are gone, all massages suck. Good ones are few and far between.[/QUOTE]

I just heard that their is a girl named Happy at Yun spa. Anybody knows if she is the famous Happy from United?

Strange. Your post doesn't read like it was written by someone who is on their first experience and hasn't done research. HJ, FS, BBBJ, $, mamasan. Odd that you've done enough reading to master the lingo, but not enough to know that $ is gross over-payment for a fully dressed HJ.

[QUOTE=Prosaa;4088559]This is my first experience monging at all, so I was super nervous and had no clue WTF was going on.

Went there maybe 2 weeks ago, got really odd looks from mamasan sinces I'm so young. (under 30). She actually carded me too. She asked where I heard of them, I said from a friend and she looked at me super skeptical.

Wait was maybe 10 minutes, I get taken to a room and told to wait. Girl maybe late 20's comes in, says her name is lin or Rin or something. She tells me to take off my clothes and she will be right back. Wanted cash upfront for the massage.

I take everything off, grab the towel. She keeps me waiting for a few minutes, comes in and tells me to lay face down. Doesn't put the towel on me and gets up onto the table and straddles me. I can feel how warm she was and it was actually really nice.

Massage sucked, I've gotten legit massages before and she basically pushed on me rythmically for 10 minutes. Honeslty was bored..[/QUOTE]

Asiana.

Went earlier today and got Summer. Nice lady, 40-45, thin, . 65 for hour and. 4 tip. Her technique is very good and enjoyable but she's not much to look at. Parking is a little rough here but I did see they have a sign in front "parking for patients" or something along those lines.

[QUOTE=MikeJones333;4107830]Asiana.

Went earlier today and got Summer. Nice lady, 40-45, thin, . 65 for hour and. 4 tip. Her technique is very good and enjoyable but she's not much to look at. Parking is a little rough here but I did see they have a sign in front "parking for patients" or something along those lines.[/QUOTE]Parking is always a problem. Speaking about the mt, she is a nice lady, but there is NO touching. She will just stay on a Safe distance while doing the job.

[QUOTE=Walker333;4109057]Parking is always a problem. Speaking about the mt, she is a nice lady, but there is NO touching. She will just stay on a Safe distance while doing the job.[/QUOTE]Very true. She was out of reach and I couldn't get any touching in.

[QUOTE=Walker333;4109057]Parking is always a problem. Speaking about the mt, she is a nice lady, but there is NO touching. She will just stay on a Safe distance while doing the job.[/QUOTE]She told me that she has been in a long relationship with her boyfriend.

Guess he doesn't mind her shaking hands with her customers.

Hi honey, welcome home and dinner is on the table. Oh by the way how many poles did you stroke today. Pass the butter honey.

[QUOTE=GentleBen1;4109417]She told me that she has been in a long relationship with her boyfriend.

Guess he doesn't mind her shaking hands with her customers.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GentleBen1;4109417]She told me that she has been in a long relationship with her boyfriend.

Guess he doesn't mind her shaking hands with her customers.[/QUOTE]As long as she keeps making money he's not going to mind what she does during the massage.

At the end of the month I am visiting my old stomping ground. Mount prospect. Arlington heights, BG, Palataine, wheeling.

It's been a couple years, since I moved downtown. Where can I get the best bang for my buck? Obviously looking for young and attractive. Private or parlors are fine with me. Thanks so much! I'll share the experience. PMS are fine.

James.

[QUOTE=JamesTChicago;4111377]At the end of the month I am visiting my old stomping ground. Mount prospect. Arlington heights, BG, Palataine, wheeling.

It's been a couple years, since I moved downtown. Where can I get the best bang for my buck? Obviously looking for young and attractive. Private or parlors are fine with me. Thanks so much! I'll share the experience. PMS are fine.

James.[/QUOTE]Exercise is the answer. It's a sure thing, decent talent, acceptable damage. Stay safe.

[QUOTE=Walker333;4111415]Exercise is the answer. It's a sure thing, decent talent, acceptable damage. Stay safe.[/QUOTE]Couple weeks ago some of the Thai indie's weren't available. One of them, even with the ad change from Natasha to Halen haven't gotten a text reply. Figured I'd go K Spa. Almost stopped at "Y" over my better judgment, but always think I'll find that needle in a haystack. Ended up at X for the sure thing. NOT! Was in her 40's, past prime body, and the whole time abused my body like a side of beef. New normal or just my bad luck?

[QUOTE=Mongger;4003421]I've been to exercise 3 times over past 5 months. I just do the 30 min. My damage has been 60 house fee and 120 tip. Is this the norm for 30 min?

Also, I hear it's 80/140 for the hour. Any reason why the hour is worth the extra 40?[/QUOTE]$180 $220 for HJ? I never pay that for FS from independent providers. WTF.

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;4092178]In the past 18 months there have been enough posts on this forum that if read, someone who is just jumping into the hobby and never been to X would feel like a veteran before they even step foot in the place. Golden days of this are gone, all massages suck. Good ones are few and far between.[/QUOTE]I have been there twice, and it was the best, and second best AMP experiences I have had. Both women were attractive, and very sexy. I read what all you guys wrote, and how to do things in sequence, and even though they were concerned about me, I eventually proved myself, and that time, was the best I have ever had. And I like a harder massage, and I got all that, with back walking as well, and I thought it was actually quite therapeutic. I do think some guys on here, prefer just relaxing strokes or light massage. I always communicate about the pressure and usually enjoy it everywhere I go. The forum holds all the answers anyone needs. I am sad to hear it sounds like the girls have changed, but a few months ago, I seen 2 personally, and 2 by chance as I left the sauna, and brothers, there is not one of us, who would not have loved to lay down and get Korean with, I guarantee. I did see one bad one too. I will be watching to see how things are going, as its a haul for me, but so worth it if I have the time. I just can't quite believe things are so bad there. Tastes and opinions vary.