Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Jack617;2802456]I respectfully disagree with Seek on this. A covered blowjob, Saran or condom, should cost you a $60 tip. Take the cover off and maybe we get in the $80 range with cim and then jump to $100 for FS. Been doing this a long long time and the above tipping schedule has served me well and I frequently get invited back.

The bottom line is its your money, tip as you see fit knowing the size of the tip can effect performance etc. If I had to venture a guess I would bet you would be warmly welcomed back at this establishment.[/QUOTE]I have no problem with any fellow monger tipping whatever he wants to tip, whether it's more than I tip or less. Sure, the usual tip for HE may be 40, but if a masseuse is willing to accept 20, am I obligated to insist on tipping more?

If I want to tip 40 (as I always do), in case I return to the MP and want to be treated well, sure, fine. But to tip MORE than I have to in order to keep the lady in a good mood for the fellow who arrives AFTER me? Look, if the provider holds a grudge.

Against the client who shows up after me, she's not a very savvy provider and will only hurt her chances of a decent tip. Do I tip my waitress 20% instead of 15% to make sure that the diner who follows after me gets good service? Since when?

Nothing personal, but I'm only interested in the service that I myself receive. My wallet is not thick with scratch, and I'm in no position to subsidize the service provided to the person who comes after me. And the person who comes after me, of course, could always.

Start his session by saying, "I'm going to tip you 40 if you treat me nicely. " And let's face it, half the time you get the same service no matter what you tip (well, unless you tip 100 for the HE, in which case I congratulate you on the good fortune to be able to afford such a tip for just a HE).

Speaking only for myself, I'll tip 40 roses for standard HE; 50 roses for standard HE with full roaming and a sensual build-up; 60 roses if an extra is added; and between 60 and 80 if basically everything is on the table. Above that, it's no longer about the massage and HE, and I'd rather check out the ads on online sources.

I don't think we should be judging the tips offered by fellow mongers. It's none of our business.

Just my 2 cents.

Adobe.

[QUOTE=Woody32;2780683]ARG is 100% correct, I've personally seen some of the girls IDs and most guys would be shocked. One providence girl was (is) 49 and guys would say maybe she was 28. The make up and the way they dress, they wear BE, BE shirts. Those little PINK shorts, my 14 yr old niece wears that stuff. I also believe the broken English adds to the younger women fantasy. Just my 2-cents. W.[/QUOTE]Woody: by the way, in which Worcester AMP do they wear little pink shorts? Thanks.

[QUOTE=ChoirBoy;2805434]Woody: by the way, in which Worcester AMP do they wear little pink shorts? Thanks.[/QUOTE]CB, I was talking about the providence AMPs. I was just trying to make a point about the AMP lady's age and why many get fooled by the way they dress and talk.

Visited Envelope for first time to try Ling Ling. I have two words. HOLY SHIT! I've never been to Thailand but I imagine this is what the adult district is like! Only Michelle at Canterbury was as enthusiastic as this chick. I might actually score Ling Ling a bit higher!

P.S. I have ro respectfully disagree on the actual massage. Wasnt terrible and she ended up giving me 40 minutes out of a half hour appt.

[QUOTE=BigHead;2789034]Agree with Clit, you can get some extras for an additional donation.

Ling-Ling is mature, her English is almost non-existent and her massage is very bad. Next time I will skip it and go straight to soft.

But be warned her tease is very intense and you may not last very long, I almost lost it too early, have not figured out yet how to control it effectively. Happened to me more than once.

-BH.[/QUOTE]

Had a very nice visit with Michelle at Trend Spa. Michele is attractive and looks to be in her early 30's, so probably closer to 40. One hour session was a very professional massage followed by an extended tease and ending. Highly recommend her and a couple of others I have seen there in the past.

[QUOTE=Umbrellaman1;2808306]Visited Envelope for first time to try Ling Ling. I have two words. HOLY SHIT! I've never been to Thailand but I imagine this is what the adult district is like! Only Michelle at Canterbury was as enthusiastic as this chick. I might actually score Ling Ling a bit higher!

P.S. I have ro respectfully disagree on the actual massage. Wasnt terrible and she ended up giving me 40 minutes out of a half hour appt.[/QUOTE]Visited today, meh. Everything was just a bit off.

Massage was too frenetic and rough, her fast moving hands scratched me with fingernails. Her body is old, and she actually farted out loud 3 times during the session. It was just odd. The table had no paper on it, and the face towel did not either. There was a shower available which I took advantage of, however I think the towel had already been used.

She slathered me in a quart of oil.

She moves like a spaz.

That said, effort and enthusiasm was there, and she seems nice.

Damage was 60+100 . I probably won't repeat.

[QUOTE=Spectator;2810768]Visited today, meh. Everything was just a bit off.

Massage was too frenetic and rough, her fast moving hands scratched me with fingernails. Her body is old, and she actually farted out loud 3 times during the session. It was just odd. The table had no paper on it, and the face towel did not either. There was a shower available which I took advantage of, however I think the towel had already been used.

She slathered me in a quart of oil.

She moves like a spaz.

That said, effort and enthusiasm was there, and she seems nice.

Damage was 60+100 . I probably won't repeat.[/QUOTE]Sorry your visit wasn't up to par. From the last few posts about Ling Ling I thought I must be missing something so I had planned on seeing her this weekend, my plans have changed, she doesn't sound like what I'm interested in. Thanks again.

Long time lurker, first time poster.

Have been out there for a while, but I feel the need to complain. Started at Lily's in Providence a few years back and got used to quality, then moved to Worcester. Hong was where I started and it was. Alright. Ok massage, and the usual finish. They used to never allow roaming though. Cambridge used to pull the old "slap the ass" and encourage it, that was nice. And through the board I discovered New Star when Cici and Wendy were there a year or so ago. Probably the highlight of my experience (not the looks, but the price! Recently decided to get back out there this week. Went to Hong because it was always a staple for me. You knew what you were getting. But I had the strangest experience. When I got in, I gave my. 4 per usual, and we started, but she immediately did the flip. Pre-masasge. That was odd. Also she wanted money up front. Then the expected came. When I went UTC she made a mid session draw for. 2 more (was it worth it?) for most of it off. I think I dreamed that there was some cuddling and nipple sucking, but I don't know if the entire experience was worth the house half hour price and the usual flip tip plus the. 2. I just got the hell out of there. I was actually so pissed I went further down Park to that newer foot massage place, where I dropped another house price for a half hour and got A. A decent massage, which I swear is what I was looking for in the first place, but be. UTC upper and lower roaming with some (fake of course) moaning and leaning in. And all for far less than what Hong charged for apparently 15 minutes, 5 of which were on the phone, and absolutely no massage. Very disappointed. That place used to be solid for what it was (never great, but it is what it is.).

Long story short, avoid Hong on Park. Feh.

[QUOTE=Theethos42;2814015]Long time lurker, first time poster.

Have been out there for a while, but I feel the need to complain. Started at Lily's in Providence a few years back and got used to quality, then moved to Worcester. Hong was where I started and it was. Alright. Ok massage, and the usual finish. They used to never allow roaming though. Cambridge used to pull the old "slap the ass" and encourage it, that was nice. And through the board I discovered New Star when Cici and Wendy were there a year or so ago. Probably the highlight of my experience (not the looks, but the price! Recently decided to get back out there this week. Went to Hong because it was always a staple for me. You knew what you were getting. But I had the strangest experience. When I got in, I gave my. 4 per usual, and we started, but she immediately did the flip. Pre-masasge. That was odd. Also she wanted money up front. Then the expected came. When I went UTC she made a mid session draw for. 2 more (was it worth it?) for most of it off. I think I dreamed that there was some cuddling and nipple sucking, but I don't know if the entire experience was worth the house half hour price and the usual flip tip plus the. 2. I just got the hell out of there. I was actually so pissed I went further down Park to that newer foot massage place, where I dropped another house price for a half hour and got A. A decent massage, which I swear is what I was looking for in the first place, but be. UTC upper and lower roaming with some (fake of course) moaning and leaning in. And all for far less than what Hong charged for apparently 15 minutes, 5 of which were on the phone, and absolutely no massage. Very disappointed. That place used to be solid for what it was (never great, but it is what it is.).

Long story short, avoid Hong on Park. Feh.[/QUOTE]Yea, things are tough out there these days. My recommendations have been said in a very early (maybe outdated now) post.

My old all time fav was sonny's at X4 on 395 , haven't been there for a couple of years.

I have been hanging with the likes of spa24 in Chelmsford and such lately. I highly recommend you visit 500 cambridge and if you get the time, see ling ling at envelope.

I am more of a table shower kind of guy, nice massage with an average finish. Not looking for extras, so this might not be your bag.

Thanks for your review of Hongs. Saved me some $$.

Best.

Clit.

I was feeling lazy this afternoon and didn't feel like driving far. Usually I don't care if it's a long ride, as long as it's worthwhile. So anyway, I thought about checking out 1415 and if I liked what I saw I would stay. I only stayed about 2 minutes. I don't know how that place stays open.

The very first week they opened I visited this place and the lady was very nice, good looking, nice massage and very co operative.

Went back after couple weeks and she was gone. Another lady and a gentleman was there, very rude.

Never went back again.

[QUOTE=Ambrose;2818445]I was feeling lazy this afternoon and didn't feel like driving far. Usually I don't care if it's a long ride, as long as it's worthwhile. So anyway, I thought about checking out 1415 and if I liked what I saw I would stay. I only stayed about 2 minutes. I don't know how that place stays open.[/QUOTE]

Stopped in at the house in Hudsn Waited a few moments and got Summer. Decent rub, girl was slim, older but under 50, wearing a dress. Her hands felt nice on me, not a hard massage and not a soft tease, just a relaxing rub.

Ending was nice. She speaks little english, but there is no menu that's pretty certain. 60+40.

As I was leaving, some dude was outside trying to peek in the back window. I was momentarily surprised to see a pretty well dressed guy in a coat and hat out behind the place, trying to look in the window and for a moment I thought I may be about to get robbed.

I said Hi, he looked guilty and drunkenly walked down the driveway. Best I can tell he went into the yard of the house next door. Maybe hes a curious neighbor, maybe I startled him, either way it was wierd.

If that was one of you, not cool.

[QUOTE=Ambrose;2810869]Sorry your visit wasn't up to par. From the last few posts about Ling Ling I thought I must be missing something so I had planned on seeing her this weekend, my plans have changed, she doesn't sound like what I'm interested in. Thanks again.[/QUOTE]Stopped in on Monday. Never again. LingLing shows me to a room with a massage table and a makeshift bed with dirty clothes all over it. Dirty clothes all over the place. Should have left. My bad. "You want hard? You want Oil. " No and no. So she immediately slathers me in oil and starts mangling my back and actually digging her nails into me all the while making these stupid high pitched moaning sounds and that "Oh hunny hunny!" Bullshit. Flipped in under 10 minutes. She gets down to her BD suit and it's not a pretty sight even by AMP standards. She starts hammering mr happy. That's when shit got nasty.

I hear a loud noise which I though was air coming out of the oil bottle. I opened my eyes. It wasn't the bottle. It was her ass. I know this because she smiled and said "sorry hunny". Ok. I try to relax but the farting starts again. Long fucking snapper farts. She puts on her shorts and top and leaves the room while I am lying there in a putrid stench. I hear laughing and a minute later I hear the toilet flush. Got up, grabbed the towel off the table, wiped off, and left a 10 on the chair as she comes back in. "You no like?" I could not get out fast enough. As I'm walking out she hands me a piece of paper with her number and says "next time you call ling ling k hunny? I resisted the urge to tell her I'd rather be trapped in a cell with a flatulent gorilla. Could just be a bad day but I won't be back.

I have been travelling and haven't had time to get back here in awhile but I was pleasantly surprised to find one of my favorites, Apple and a new girl Michelle working. I chose the new girl Michelle (not the Michelle that was there). She has the largest natural rack I've ever seen on an Asian woman. If you'd like to get your hands on a couple of candlepin bowling balls that are au naturale I highly recommend you run over and see her. The massage was the usual press here press there but the skills before and after the flip included covered and uncovered fun plus a drop top session. Lots of fun was had and the house fee. 5 plus. 8 tip. She's definitely one of the best this place has had so far. Go check her out you will no be disappointed. PM me for more details. Play safe.

Seeker.

[QUOTE=SeekGrtMass;2819675]I have been travelling and haven't had time to get back here in awhile but I was pleasantly surprised to find one of my favorites, Apple and a new girl Michelle working. I chose the new girl Michelle (not the Michelle that was there). She has the largest natural rack I've ever seen on an Asian woman. If you'd like to get your hands on a couple of candlepin bowling balls that are au naturale I highly recommend you run over and see her. The massage was the usual press here press there but the skills before and after the flip included covered and uncovered fun plus a drop top session. Lots of fun was had and the house fee. 5 plus. 8 tip. She's definitely one of the best this place has had so far. Go check her out you will no be disappointed. PM me for more details. Play safe.

Seeker.[/QUOTE]Saw her today, went by the name Jennifer tho. You aren't lying about those tits. OMG. So I negotiated an upsell of 1. 2 for full menu privleges what a sight that was.

You.