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That's great. Karma is a ***** (on valentines week to-boot)

[QUOTE=Fred Zeppelin; 1679620]I saw my little friend in Middleburg once again, and she told me about a new guy she had seen who left without leaving a donation. When she mentioned this to him as he was leaving, he replied,"Hey, that would be prostitution!" and walked out.

But then it turns out that this genius had forgotten his phone in his rush to get out the door, and the guy's wife called the phone. My friend picks it up and answers. The wife asks,"Did my husband sleep with you?" She replied,"Yes, he did, and he owes me $150!"[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Fred Zeppelin; 1679620]I saw my little friend in Middleburg once again, and she told me about a new guy she had seen who left without leaving a donation. When she mentioned this to him as he was leaving, he replied,"Hey, that would be prostitution!" and walked out.

But then it turns out that this genius had forgotten his phone in his rush to get out the door, and the guy's wife called the phone. My friend picks it up and answers. The wife asks,"Did my husband sleep with you?" She replied,"Yes, he did, and he owes me $150!"[/QUOTE]Serves him right!

[QUOTE=Fred Zeppelin; 1679620]I saw my little friend in Middleburg once again, and she told me about a new guy she had seen who left without leaving a donation. When she mentioned this to him as he was leaving, he replied,"Hey, that would be prostitution!" and walked out.

But then it turns out that this genius had forgotten his phone in his rush to get out the door, and the guy's wife called the phone. My friend picks it up and answers. The wife asks,"Did my husband sleep with you?" She replied,"Yes, he did, and he owes me $150!"[/QUOTE]Karma-she's a beeotch.

[QUOTE=Fred Zeppelin; 1679620]I saw my little friend in Middleburg once again, and she told me about a new guy she had seen who left without leaving a donation. When she mentioned this to him as he was leaving, he replied,"Hey, that would be prostitution!" and walked out.

But then it turns out that this genius had forgotten his phone in his rush to get out the door, and the guy's wife called the phone. My friend picks it up and answers. The wife asks,"Did my husband sleep with you?" She replied,"Yes, he did, and he owes me $150!"[/QUOTE]He try to buy back his phone?

[QUOTE=Fred Zeppelin; 1679620]I saw my little friend in Middleburg once again, and she told me about a new guy she had seen who left without leaving a donation. When she mentioned this to him as he was leaving, he replied,"Hey, that would be prostitution!" and walked out.

But then it turns out that this genius had forgotten his phone in his rush to get out the door, and the guy's wife called the phone. My friend picks it up and answers. The wife asks,"Did my husband sleep with you?" She replied,"Yes, he did, and he owes me $150!"[/QUOTE]Next time I want to explore something different I may PM you for her contact info. I NEVER donate in advance so NEVER meet with those who require advance donations. This works with pros, semi-pros, amateurs, etc. Always interested in providers who understand that I'm not paid in advance for my work so they aren't either. No offense intended to those who choose to donate in advance.

[QUOTE=Tom Foolery;1679678]He try to buy back his phone?[/QUOTE]Don't know, but I suspect the price would be 150, or some multiple thereof:)

[QUOTE=Fred Zeppelin; 1679620]I saw my little friend in Middleburg once again, and she told me about a new guy she had seen who left without leaving a donation. When she mentioned this to him as he was leaving, he replied,"Hey, that would be prostitution!" and walked out.

But then it turns out that this genius had forgotten his phone in his rush to get out the door, and the guy's wife called the phone. My friend picks it up and answers. The wife asks,"Did my husband sleep with you?" She replied,"Yes, he did, and he owes me $150!"[/QUOTE]Pretty stupid. I don't take ANYTHING in with me but the cash and a backup raincoat, and car keys.

[QUOTE=Fishguy717;1679851]Pretty stupid. I don't take ANYTHING in with me but the cash and a backup raincoat, and car keys.[/QUOTE]Ditto. Well, sometimes Ill bring in a buner in case I think there's a photo op.

[QUOTE=Fred Zeppelin; 1679620]I saw my little friend in Middleburg once again, and she told me about a new guy she had seen who left without leaving a donation. When she mentioned this to him as he was leaving, he replied,"Hey, that would be prostitution!" and walked out.

But then it turns out that this genius had forgotten his phone in his rush to get out the door, and the guy's wife called the phone. My friend picks it up and answers. The wife asks,"Did my husband sleep with you?" She replied,"Yes, he did, and he owes me $150!"[/QUOTE]What comes around goes around. One thing we should all know is, no matter how lousy the service, pay for the service rendered. If you choose not to go back, so be it, but don't be a the$ck. It WILL come back and bite you in the a$$.

[QUOTE=Fred Zeppelin; 1679620]I saw my little friend in Middleburg once again, and she told me about a new guy she had seen who left without leaving a donation. When she mentioned this to him as he was leaving, he replied,"Hey, that would be prostitution!" and walked out.

But then it turns out that this genius had forgotten his phone in his rush to get out the door, and the guy's wife called the phone. My friend picks it up and answers. The wife asks,"Did my husband sleep with you?" She replied,"Yes, he did, and he owes me $150!"[/QUOTE]So, did his wife paid her 150 so that it will not appear in his next credit report. LOL

I met this nice 23 year old spinner from one of Jacksonville's show bar. She is about 5'3 maybe 110lbs. Nice A cups, caressed them right and you will get a little milk. She is eager to improve her french lesons, but still new to the game and not big on CIM. She is not prejudice but only dates white guys. She tastes good and does her best to make you comfortable. I had a GFE, but your experience on that will probably depend on you making her feel comfortable. She asked me to help her meet some new friends, I have enjoyed this lifestyle of mongering for a long time. This is the first time I had the pleasure of being with a new girl that will soon be one of this boards favorite. She will have a new phone on Sunday and I will only share her new # with senior members so that she can be kept safe. $$ pm me and I will get her # to you on Sunday. No pimps involved, just a sweet young girl.

[QUOTE=Fred Zeppelin; 1679620]I saw my little friend in Middleburg once again, and she told me about a new guy she had seen who left without leaving a donation. When she mentioned this to him as he was leaving, he replied,"Hey, that would be prostitution!" and walked out.

But then it turns out that this genius had forgotten his phone in his rush to get out the door, and the guy's wife called the phone. My friend picks it up and answers. The wife asks,"Did my husband sleep with you?" She replied,"Yes, he did, and he owes me $150!"[/QUOTE]Consider the source. I don't buy it. These chicks love drama.

Be safe, have fun, be safe.

P Smith

I see that Rachelina is back in town for a little, however I noticed that the prices are a little higher this time around. But I always have a great time with Rachelina, she is very professional and smart lady, her location is always top notch and secure, and for those of you who enjoying seeing your last drop of pride being swallowed in front of your eyes, Rachelina is an expert doing just that. If you go see her enjoy, I will pass this time.

[QUOTE=Willbarter;1680809]I met this nice 23 year old spinner from one of Jacksonville's show bar. She is about 5'3 maybe 110lbs. Nice A cups, caressed them right and you will get a little milk. She is eager to improve her french lesons, but still new to the game and not big on CIM. She is not prejudice but only dates white guys. She tastes good and does her best to make you comfortable. I had a GFE, but your experience on that will probably depend on you making her feel comfortable. She asked me to help her meet some new friends, I have enjoyed this lifestyle of mongering for a long time. This is the first time I had the pleasure of being with a new girl that will soon be one of this boards favorite. She will have a new phone on Sunday and I will only share her new # with senior members so that she can be kept safe. $$ pm me and I will get her # to you on Sunday. No pimps involved, just a sweet young girl.[/QUOTE]Exactly as Will described, VERY cute and very eager to please just soooo new! Yes, I did taste that Milk also. Be good to her and let's keep her safe! I will pass number to those that I know via pm.

I used to have very good luck with Hooters girls back in Tennessee and was wondering if any of the local Hooters establishments have TO opportunities. If so, PMs would be appropriate for obvious reasons. I don't want to get anyone fired!