Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Dr Knob]First post on this forum. Lots of good info here! Still not savvy about all the jargon. E. G. Where's 1818?

Went to 1413 for the first time yesterday in a LONG time. Hadn't been there since the Big Bust of 2006. I was surprised to be greeted by a voice coming through a loudspeaker telling me to come in. The door was unlocked!

I wanted to tip the mamasan $10 but she waved it away. "Pay the girl". One of the very rare occasions that a tip I offered was refused!

I was greeted by Susie who was an attractive young Korean girl (where else do they hail from? ) with a well endowed natural rack. Got the standard house pay out of the way and proceeded to the TS, which was unexeptionable (I. E. Nothing special)

Got back into the room and dispensed with the formality of a backrub, etc. This girl was very good. Friendly and natural. DATY, FK, CBJ, multiple positions. Even though her English was VERY limited. Even by AMP standards. We tried to have a conversation. She asked me if I was married, yes of course (who isn't) and I fell into playing the role. How to describe it. Perhaps of a kindly uncle dispensing advice to a young and somewhat naive girl. I'm more than 30 years older than you, it's unlikely you will find true romance among your customers, etc. Paid the standard $ for the first session then a second $ for the second session (10 minutes after the first)

She ended up giving me her phone number, entering it herself into my phone, which was a nice friendly touch (I didn't give her mine though)

Here's my subjective rating for Susie
Attitude - 8
Body- 7
Service - 7
Recommendation - yes

Overall, a good experience. I'll be back! And thanks to this forum I was able to 're-discover' this old haunt, which I thought had closed forever.[/QUOTE]

I can echo this report that Susie is a very nice girl after today's visit. I'm not sure she's Korean, though. Also, I get the feeling that she's looking for a guy to help her get permanent residence.

[QUOTE=Rejected Monke]Nobody is saying to overpay, which is why I laughed at Jake's [url]story[/url], but we should treat $100 as the minimum, not the maximum. When you go to a restaurant and the waitress is absolutely horrible, you can choose to tip absolutely nothing, but you still have to pay for the food. Same thing, a girl may act like a b-tch, but you still have to pay $100 for the FS. If they give you a great time, what's wrong with an additional $20? ".[/QUOTE]

$100 is NOT a minimum, nor is it a maximum. It is THE PRICE. I doubt that you go ahead and pay $4.00 a gallon for your gas when the pump price is $3.08, do you? How often have you given the gas attendant a tip? If the girl is acting the *****, you demand a refund or withhold part of the payment (with fair warning). If the food at the restaurant is bad you do NOT pay for it! DO NOT ENCOURAGE POOR SERVICE AND NEVER OVERPAY!

When you go into the 7-11 for a coke that is priced at $1.49 do you pay $2.00 just because you are such a nice guy?

Do NOT let your misplaced generosity mess up my budget!

Understand human nature! If enough of us start giving out a higher "tip" then the seller will begin to raise the price KNOWING the customer is still going to add an additional amount and so goes the price spiral up and out of reach.

IF you MUST give the girl something extra, make it something she can eat and share with the others! A simple bag or oranges will get you MUCH in return and it will not inflate the price for everyone else!

Go buy her a phone card so she can call Korea if she wants but DO NOT give any cash over the standard!

JJ

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]$100 is NOT a minimum, nor is it a maximum. It is THE PRICE. I doubt that you go ahead and pay $4.00 a gallon for your gas when the pump price is $3.08, do you? How often have you given the gas attendant a tip? If the girl is acting the *****, you demand a refund or withhold part of the payment (with fair warning). If the food at the restaurant is bad you do NOT pay for it! DO NOT ENCOURAGE POOR SERVICE AND NEVER OVERPAY!

When you go into the 7-11 for a coke that is priced at $1.49 do you pay $2.00 just because you are such a nice guy?[/quote]

Of course not, because food, gas, and soda are considered goods, not a service. In most places where you receive a service, you are supposed to tip, this is an American tradition. Are you telling me you never tip the waitress, valet, bellboy, and so on? Once again, when we go to an AMP, we are not paying for a good, we are paying for a service.

[quote]Do NOT let your misplaced generosity mess up my budget!

Understand human nature! If enough of us start giving out a higher "tip" then the seller will begin to raise the price KNOWING the customer is still going to add an additional amount and so goes the price spiral up and out of reach.

IF you MUST give the girl something extra, make it something she can eat and share with the others! A simple bag or oranges will get you MUCH in return and it will not inflate the price for everyone else!

Go buy her a phone card so she can call Korea if she wants but DO NOT give any cash over the standard!

JJ[/QUOTE]

Sorry Sleazebum, but I am not generous at all! I am very, very selfish! I just don't want people's misplaced frugalness messing up my talent pool! You are afraid things may spiral upwards, I am afraid things will [b][i]continue[/b][/i] to spiral downwards. As I mentioned before, you and a select minority may be satisfied with the Chinese condo, but to the majority of us, those girls are old and ugly as sin! Most of them provide even worse service than the average AMP!

So if you compare the Chinese condo to an AMP, they are both the exact same price. $160. Either the Chinese condo is overpriced, or the AMP is underpriced. You can't have it both ways! If you give me a choice between paying $160 for an old ugly hag or $180 for a young babe, I will choose the young babe for $20 more ten times out of ten!

If Big Daddy Don is upset with Tina at 1818 and Candy at Green, and Jake was not impressed by Candy, Yumi at Royal, or Misha at Green, I expect these guys to be bawling tears if the Chinese condo becomes the only place available to them!

Rather than have us both look like a pair of quibbling jackasses, I will agree to disagree but no further.

In the deepest recesses of my mind you are as wrong as two men sucking but you DO have the right to be wrong.

And I must insist you grant me the same so we can continue on as brothers and friends.

OK? I will not argue any further.

JJ


[QUOTE=Rejected Monke]Of course not, because food, gas, and soda are considered goods, not a service. In most places where you receive a service, you are supposed to tip, this is an American tradition. Are you telling me you never tip the waitress, valet, bellboy, and so on? Once again, when we go to an AMP, we are not paying for a good, we are paying for a service.



Sorry Sleazebum, but I am not generous at all! I am very, very selfish! I just don't want people's misplaced frugalness messing up my talent pool! You are afraid things may spiral upwards, I am afraid things will [b][i]continue[/b][/i] to spiral downwards. As I mentioned before, you and a select minority may be satisfied with the Chinese condo, but to the majority of us, those girls are old and ugly as sin! Most of them provide even worse service than the average AMP!

So if you compare the Chinese condo to an AMP, they are both the exact same price. $160. Either the Chinese condo is overpriced, or the AMP is underpriced. You can't have it both ways! If you give me a choice between paying $160 for an old ugly hag or $180 for a young babe, I will choose the young babe for $20 more ten times out of ten!

If Big Daddy Don is upset with Tina at 1818 and Candy at Green, and Jake was not impressed by Candy, Yumi at Royal, or Misha at Green, I expect these guys to be bawling tears if the Chinese condo becomes the only place available to them![/QUOTE]

JJ(SB) & RM,

You both have good reasons for your points of view, and you need to focus on what you agree on. Neither of you are hagglers as far as I know, so you're both doing your part at not pissing the ladies off by being cheap bastards.

Keeping them happy during your session by paying at the least the minimum and keeping them happy for the remainder of their stay are two different things though. It takes a balance between good reports and good customers to keep them coming back.

With two of the highest volume places closed for now, it's that much more important to treat the ones that are here well...not overly so (i.e. - tips beyond .2 should be discouraged) as reports that they give back to the talent pool on other areas will attract better and better ladies.

Anyway, happy hunting, and go get a massage somewhere why dontcha?

[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]
With two of the highest volume places closed for now, it's that much more important to treat the ones that are here well...as reports that they give back to the talent pool on other areas will attract better and better ladies.
[/QUOTE]

Yes! That is absolutely correct! These girls talk on the phone like there's no tomorrow and 90% of their conversations are like this.

[b]Girl A:[/b] How many did you do today?
[b]Girl B:[/b] Two. DC is slow these days.
[b]Girl A:[/b] Really? I did twelve!
[b]Girl B:[/b] You must be tired! Do you think you could get me a position there?
[b]Girl A:[/b] Well, all the girls here are skinny and have big breasts...

What we need to happen is more of this:

[b]Girl B:[/b] How's vacation?
[b]Girl C:[/b] Okay. I just sleep all day and go to the sauna. A new one just opened in Flushing. How many did you do today?
[b]Girl B:[/b] Two. DC is slow these days.
[b]Girl C:[/b] That's pretty slow! How many girls are there?
[b]Girl B:[/b] Three... But only one is making good money.
[b]Girl C:[/b] Yeah?
[b]Girl B:[/b] Yeah. Someone wrote a good review for her on the Internet plus she looks young and has a nice body. I'm jealous.
[b]Girl C:[/b] How much does she make?
[b]Girl B:[/b] One thousand a day.
[b]Girl C:[/b] Really? Manhattan is getting too dangerous, can you see if I can work there?
[b]Girl B:[/b] Sure, I'll ask the manager for you. You'll definitely make money here since you're young and have big breasts.

But instead, the conversations go like this:

[b]Girl B:[/b] How's vacation?
[b]Girl C:[/b] Okay. I just sleep all day and go to the sauna. A new one just opened in Flushing. How many did you do today?
[b]Girl B:[/b] Two. DC is slow these days.
[b]Girl C:[/b] That's pretty slow! How many girls are there?
[b]Girl B:[/b] Three... There's a young looking girl with a nice body but she's going to leave cause she's not making money. Do you want to work here?
[b]Girl C:[/b] You're joking right? I can make money in Manhattan anytime, and the tips are pretty good. Why would I go work there?
[b]Girl B:[/b] I guess you're right... Do you know anyone that's looking for work?
[b]Girl C:[/b] I know an older girl, but she's kind of fat.
[b]Girl B:[/b] Yeah, that's fine. We need anyone.

Meanwhile...

[b]Girl D:[/b] Hello, is this Girl A?
[b]Girl A:[/b] Hi, who is this?
[b]Girl D:[/b] Hi, I work with Girl B, and she told me girls that are skinny and have big breasts make a lot of money there.
[b]Girl A:[/b] Oh yeah! She told me about you! You're the one who looks really young, right?
[b]Girl D:[/b] Yes... Sorry to bother you, but DC is just not the place for me...
[b]Girl A:[/b] No problem! Do you want a phone number so you can come work here?
[b]Girl D:[/b] Yes!
[b]Girl A:[/b] Okay, let me call you right back!
[b]Girl D:[/b] Thank you so much!

Next day on USASexGuide > States & Cities > Washington DC > DC-All Topics > Massage Parlor Reports...

[b]Random Poster:[/b] Does anyone know where all the hot girls went? This is getting pretty bad!

[QUOTE=Rejected Monke]Yes! That is absolutely correct! These girls talk on the phone like there's no tomorrow and 90% of their conversations are like this.

[b]Girl A:[/b] How many did you do today?
[b]Girl B:[/b] Two. DC is slow these days.
[b]Girl A:[/b] Really? I did twelve!
[b]Girl B:[/b] You must be tired! Do you think you could get me a position there?
[b]Girl A:[/b] Well, all the girls here are skinny and have big breasts...

What we need to happen is more of this:

[b]Girl B:[/b] How's vacation?
[b]Girl C:[/b] Okay. I just sleep all day and go to the sauna. A new one just opened in Flushing. How many did you do today?
[b]Girl B:[/b] Two. DC is slow these days.
[b]Girl C:[/b] That's pretty slow! How many girls are there?
[b]Girl B:[/b] Three... But only one is making good money.
[b]Girl C:[/b] Yeah?
[b]Girl B:[/b] Yeah. Someone wrote a good review for her on the Internet plus she looks young and has a nice body. I'm jealous.
[b]Girl C:[/b] How much does she make?
[b]Girl B:[/b] One thousand a day.
[b]Girl C:[/b] Really? Manhattan is getting too dangerous, can you see if I can work there?
[b]Girl B:[/b] Sure, I'll ask the manager for you. You'll definitely make money here since you're young and have big breasts.

But instead, the conversations go like this:

[b]Girl B:[/b] How's vacation?
[b]Girl C:[/b] Okay. I just sleep all day and go to the sauna. A new one just opened in Flushing. How many did you do today?
[b]Girl B:[/b] Two. DC is slow these days.
[b]Girl C:[/b] That's pretty slow! How many girls are there?
[b]Girl B:[/b] Three... There's a young looking girl with a nice body but she's going to leave cause she's not making money. Do you want to work here?
[b]Girl C:[/b] You're joking right? I can make money in Manhattan anytime, and the tips are pretty good. Why would I go work there?
[b]Girl B:[/b] I guess you're right... Do you know anyone that's looking for work?
[b]Girl C:[/b] I know an older girl, but she's kind of fat.
[b]Girl B:[/b] Yeah, that's fine. We need anyone.

Meanwhile...

[b]Girl D:[/b] Hello, is this Girl A?
[b]Girl A:[/b] Hi, who is this?
[b]Girl D:[/b] Hi, I work with Girl B, and she told me girls that are skinny and have big breasts make a lot of money there.
[b]Girl A:[/b] Oh yeah! She told me about you! You're the one who looks really young, right?
[b]Girl D:[/b] Yes... Sorry to bother you, but DC is just not the place for me...
[b]Girl A:[/b] No problem! Do you want a phone number so you can come work here?
[b]Girl D:[/b] Yes!
[b]Girl A:[/b] Okay, let me call you right back!
[b]Girl D:[/b] Thank you so much!

Next day on USASexGuide > States & Cities > Washington DC > DC-All Topics > Massage Parlor Reports...

[b]Random Poster:[/b] Does anyone know where all the hot girls went? This is getting pretty bad![/QUOTE]

RM:

For the record, I want Girl A's referenced girls who are skinny with large breasts (natural preferred).

Van

[QUOTE=VanDriver]RM:

For the record, I want Girl A's referenced girls who are skinny with large breasts (natural preferred).

Van[/QUOTE]

No problem.

[url]http://easternpleasure.com/[/url] ($200/hr)
[url]http://choiceangels.com/girls.html[/url] ($200/hr)
[url]http://www.sexykangels.com/gallery.php[/url] ($160/hh or $200/hr)

Disclaimer that all of these pictures are photoshopped and a select few of these girls have ugly faces. But when you see them, chances are high that you won't be disappointed by their bodies.

Oh wait, you meant in DC? :( :( :(

Jake saw a young girl with big tatas at [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=618985&postcount=2197]Green[/url], so that's probably the best starting point. Would love to see reports of her.

When i was leaving Green the other day I did see a girl stick her head out from the shower. Only saw her face but she did look young and cute.

The other day I made a visit south of the border. I was warmly greeted by Paula, the big sister. She remembered I was a regular who hasn't been there for some time (for financial reasons). She must have instructed Nana to pull out all the stops as I had an incredible time. We began with a vigorous t/s, special attention to the back regions. Nana is short, cute with plenty o' chest with eraser nipples which spilled out of her bra. The t/s took some time as I had to sample those nipples from time to time. The massage was very soft, but surprisingly professional. English was limited to "Nana this, Nan that" but I wasn't complaining. There was the a/r as I hoped there would be and she played with the equipment until I was ready to shoot. I held off for a little BBBJ. She slipped the cover on. I was so ready I only got a few strokes in before the dam burst. I have never lost it that fast before in my life. She felt like a silk glove. After a hot towel and a cold soda, I was good to go. On my way out, Paula made sure everything was to my satisfaction and got my promise of a return visit. I've never had a bad time here. I find if you treat the ladies with respect, you reap the benefits.

Green

Well, that was damn easy to find once I stopped and got of my car. I thought it was tucked behind the parking garage, in the alley, or somewhere 'hidden'.

Saw Sue. Older, but awesome body, and nice fake rack. I really loved the backside, it felt just right in my hands.

I knew it was going to be quick as she rushed through the shower. She covered all the right parts, but it was fast.

A perfunctory back massage, which you dont' really get anymore. Nice AR action, never on the "button", but everywhere else. Careful, she bites--but its just right.

Up the elevator shaft, and very nice work with the cover. I thought I was getting a BBBJ as she worked the shaft with her tongue.

Slowed down when requested, but she was on a mission to get me out of there.

On another note, when I was walking in, very nice tall girl walking into the door ahead of me. Wish I knew her name, would like to give her a spin.

Looks 7+
Body 7+
Service 6

[QUOTE=Drunk Irish]Green

Saw Sue. Older, but awesome body, and nice fake rack. I really loved the backside, it felt just right in my hands.

I knew it was going to be quick as she rushed through the shower. She covered all the right parts, but it was fast.

A perfunctory back massage, which you dont' really get anymore. Nice AR action, never on the "button", but everywhere else. Careful, she bites--but its just right.

Up the elevator shaft, and very nice work with the cover. I thought I was getting a BBBJ as she worked the shaft with her tongue.

Slowed down when requested, but she was on a mission to get me out of there.

Looks 7+
Body 7+
Service 6[/QUOTE]

Big Daddy Don, do you think this is possibly Suzy and the new mamasan just isn't accustomed to variations on names? I am just speculating as my Green boycott goes on. ;)

[QUOTE=Rejected Monke]Big Daddy Don, do you think this is possibly Suzy and the new mamasan just isn't accustomed to variations on names? I am just speculating as my Green boycott goes on. ;)[/QUOTE]


Sounds like her with the light biting on the bum.. :) Never got rushed though. That would be the first time I have ever had a girl come back from "vacation". Perhaps I will stop by soon to check. I guess Ajima won't be mad at me since I left last time but did not ask for the house fee refund. I figured just telling her that Candy was "no good" and leaving quietly would keep me in their good graces.

Green is easy to get to and I can usually find meter parking on the street. I have seen cars parked back in the alley but was not sure what the deal was. Don't want to get towed when a buck fifty will give me plenty of meter time.

Do you have a good story to go with why you are boycotting the place?

Hey Fellow Mongs,

Had this daydream of going down to 1413 for the first time, and I must say it was a nice daydream indeed. Sweet Ahjima (sp? ) greeted me, asked for line up but didn't' get it (yet to get one). Then in walked in Nana. Sweet little girl with fantastic fake boobies, the perfect handful (although I like them LARGE, anyone know a good large breasted asian girl for me? ). Excellent TS, Excellent Masagi, got the AR which I'm not particularly fond of. Got a CBJ, but her mouth was kinda small and I'm a little above average, so got some teeth scraping. Maybe this is the girl that bites a little? Pretty good rollin in the hay. Standard positions, mish, DS, cowgirl. No FK, but other than that let me rome a lot. Standard rates.

I'm still a big fan of Supra and wish it would open back up, but 1413 is definetly a thumbs up for me.

Nana@1413
Face: 7
Body: 7
T/S: 8
Massagi: 9
Perfomance 6

Pretty good standard, I'll go back for a repeat for sure, but try and get another girlie......cause I'm all about the new flavor

Just woke up from daydream,

Rusian

I'll be in Reston for a week.

Is this place near Dulles airport?

Will $.2 cover everything and tip?

[QUOTE=Rusian Mong]Hey Fellow Mongs,

Had this daydream of going down to 1413 for the first time, and I must say it was a nice daydream indeed. Sweet Ahjima (sp? ) greeted me, asked for line up but didn't' get it (yet to get one). Then in walked in Nana. Sweet little girl with fantastic fake boobies, the perfect handful (although I like them LARGE, anyone know a good large breasted asian girl for me? ). Excellent TS, Excellent Masagi, got the AR which I'm not particularly fond of. Got a CBJ, but her mouth was kinda small and I'm a little above average, so got some teeth scraping. Maybe this is the girl that bites a little? Pretty good rollin in the hay. Standard positions, mish, DS, cowgirl. No FK, but other than that let me rome a lot. Standard rates.

I'm still a big fan of Supra and wish it would open back up, but 1413 is definetly a thumbs up for me.

Nana@1413
Face: 7
Body: 7
T/S: 8
Massagi: 9
Perfomance 6

Pretty good standard, I'll go back for a repeat for sure, but try and get another girlie......cause I'm all about the new flavor

Just woke up from daydream,

Rusian[/QUOTE]