Strip Club Reports

I understand what you are saying. Strip clubs are never worth the money on a strictly "value-for-services-received" metric. For guys who like them, it is about the atmosphere, the excitement, and the ability to interact with the girls before (and after) the session.

Whenever I make a weekend trip to St. Louis (2-3 times a year) , I plan about four days and usually spend $1200-1500. If I amortize the whole trip on a "per session" basis, I probably pay $400 per pop. So why not just stay in Kansas City and pay less than half that? Because that price includes hanging out at the clubs, drinks, and TONS of lap dances.

If I just wanted to pop, I'd call one of my contacts and pay $100 for a half-hour and be done with it. If I want to spend the day surrounded by sexy women and maybe get a blowjob or sex at the end of the day, I'll go to St. Louis.

I have not seen many people write much about PT's in Centreville lately. In my view it has really gone downhill. I have been going there for several years, mostly on the infamous Saturday nights, when the couples are there, and often many groups come with partying females. I really enjoyed it then. It was common to see lots of amateurs get wild and jump on stage and play around with the dancers. That was by far the sexiest thing to see. And the dancers were for the most part quite good, pretty attractive and sexy.

But in several of the recent visits when I have been there, it's not like it used to be. The dancers are decidely less exciting. The crowds are not as into it, and the dancers don't seem to be into playing around with the amateurs.

It doesn't seem much worth a trip any more.

I agree. I used to go there when I worked late Saturday nights. What a place to hang out, watching the couples, the action all around, on the stages and off. It was quite a party.

Then I went back about six months ago, and it was so dead. There were these depressing, lumpy black tents, for lack of a better word, near the DJ's stand where you could go for a private.

But the fun was definitely gone. Dull!

Regards,

Odysseus 46

[QUOTE=Odysseus 46; 1168663]I agree. I used to go there when I worked late Saturday nights. What a place to hang out, watching the couples, the action all around, on the stages and off. It was quite a party.

Then I went back about six months ago, and it was so dead. There were these depressing, lumpy black tents, for lack of a better word, near the DJ's stand where you could go for a private.

But the fun was definitely gone. Dull!

Regards,

Odysseus 46[/QUOTE]I decided to go last night because I had not been in about a year. Thinking after these posts say it ain. T so.

8 cover. About 7 guys in suits. Talent was less than I remembered but passable. I sat with a couple and had a good time shootin the breeze.

Decided to try a private with Simone a 25 yr old cutie. The private rooms were changed but nice.

I came away thinking it was a passable time.

Just my 2 cents.

[QUOTE=KC Questor; 1168320]I understand what you are saying. Strip clubs are never worth the money on a strictly "value-for-services-received" metric. For guys who like them, it is about the atmosphere, the excitement, and the ability to interact with the girls before (and after) the session.

Whenever I make a weekend trip to St. Louis (2-3 times a year) , I plan about four days and usually spend $1200-1500. If I amortize the whole trip on a "per session" basis, I probably pay $400 per pop. So why not just stay in Kansas City and pay less than half that? Because that price includes hanging out at the clubs, drinks, and TONS of lap dances.

If I just wanted to pop, I'd call one of my contacts and pay $100 for a half-hour and be done with it. If I want to spend the day surrounded by sexy women and maybe get a blowjob or sex at the end of the day, I'll go to St. Louis. [/QUOTE]Long time reader of the Quester and either he is always right or he and I just think the same way.

I love strip clubs and St. Louis metro is the best there is. It has everything you want. Classy, upscale, better looking women like PT's and Penthouse (Sauget) , Hollywood. Middle of the road like Kitty's, Roxy's / Pt's (Brooklyn) , Centerfold's / PT's (Centerville). Low scale women with cheap prices and sex on demand (Dollie's / C-Mowes / Wise Guys (Wash Park).

Whatever the mood it's there. Start with good looking girls and stay with them, go from club to club depending on the mood, whatever you want. It's entertainment. Something about the hunt, going from girl to girl till you hit the right chemisty or connection, ability to leave on a moment's notice. As one of my friends said "The definition of eternity is the time between when you cum and she leaves."

To me, it's not just about meeting someone, ripping off the clothes and banging for an hour.

I have the #'s of seven strippers right now that I call on a somewhat regular basis when I want to get together. The list evolves constantly. Some drop off and others are added. I'm not bragging, but some good talent from better clubs like Hollywood and PT's. A couple don't even dance any more. We've hit it off, have a good time together when we hook up and then see each other whenever. They have been vetted from meeting them at the club, getting to know each other and going from there.

How much money do I spend? Most would say too much and I even say the same thing to myself sometimes. Like everything in life you can rationalize what you want. For me, it's $1, 500. $2, 000 a month at about $300 a day / night five to six times a month. I make very good money (just paid my taxes and gave the feds, state, SS $109, 405 this year. I added it up and that's what I call a screw job when 47% of all American's pay NO INCOME TAX) and it's my entertainment. A break from reality. Something I look forward to. Shit, I pay my ex-wife $5, 800 a month in support. That's $193 a fucking day without the benefit of rubbing her tits in her face, staring at her snatch, having a good time drinking, having her laugh at my jokes, treating me like I'm special and humping and grinding on her lap. Sometimes I cum, usually I don't. That's not why I'm there. I'm very respectful of the girls. Never do anything they don't want or take the lead with and we have a good time.

I hate the "regular" shit. Pet pieve. When I come in I'm going with the flow and because we did a couple of dances in 2008 it doesn't mean you own me. Another rant for another time.

I work my ass of and have for 30 years. It's great entertainment for me and I much prefer the clubs to any other activity. I'm a 6 handicap golfer and I have more fun at a club than playing golf. Go figure. I can't do the streetwalkers or Backpage stuff. I admire you guys that do and I read all of your stuff but I just can't do it. Scares the shit out of me.

Anyway, for what it's worth, I'm a strip club guy. Sorry for the long post.

I get what you're saying. Good disucussion everyone. I've met some good providers by visiting a strip club, so when my trusted resources run dry I'll be fighting the urge to meet some new talent.

[QUOTE=Sham Rocks; 1170060]I hate the "regular" shit. Pet pieve. When I come in I'm going with the flow and because we did a couple of dances in 2008 it doesn't mean you own me I can't do the streetwalkers or Backpage stuff. I admire you guys that do and I read all of your stuff but I just can't do it. Scares the shit out of me.

Anyway, for what it's worth, I'm a strip club guy. Sorry for the long post. [/QUOTE]With these comments, you are reading my mind. I quit going to Miss Kitty's because 2 girls would monopolize my time and never leave me alone. I'm a naturally nice guy, and it's hard for me to be rude, but they were totally killing my fun. Skylar was one of them. She was cute and sweet, but I was at a buffet, and wanted some different flavors on my plate.

Also, back in 2007, I discovered Craig's List and got really excited about meeting girls from there, but then I thought,"A. I don't know if it's a cop or not. And, B. I don't want to get robbed by a boyfriend / pimp". I couldn't decide which was worse, so CL and BP became something to look at every now and then and read reports about.

I'll stick to C-Mowe's and Dolly's. Once I learned the ropes, I never had a bad experience there.

I also agree with many of the remarks from Sham Rocks :

"I love strip clubs and St. Louis metro is the best there is "

I personally haven't been to strip clubs in other cities, but many guys have remarked to me over the past 30 yrs that the STL area offers a wide range of fun choices for the few number of clubs (compared to a city like Houston, etc).

"Whatever the mood it's there"

Correct!

"I have the #'s of seven strippers right now that I call on a somewhat regular basis."

If you're a half decent gentleman / conversationalist (ADVICE to the to the younger novices) the girls are more than happy to offer their number for you. (NO I do not make the amount of money that Sham pays his ex wife each month in alimony either). You def. Do not have to be a high roller to find action, but it obviously helps. My monthly 'FUN' budget is $500.

"It's great entertainment for me and I much prefer the clubs to any other activity "

YES it is, it obviously keeps a guy "young at heart", as they say.

"I can't do the streetwalkers. I just can't do it. Scares the shit out of me"

Same for me, the risk are way too high. I'll occasionally browse the street walker reports out of curiosity. I'm always disappointed in what I read. And the photos that some guys post: (hint - TinEye.com)
Sorry. To each their own desire & fun.

I was at PTs Centerville last THUR afternoon, a surprising good time, verrry liberal privates also. I was offered a phone # within the first :30 min (a con offer, maybe?). The only negative was the $10 admission fee. Last SUN at Miss Kitty's was good as well, no crowd at all after 10p. Once the gals get to recognize a familiar face on a regular basis, the personal info soon follows.

Have fun, be smart, be an enthusiastic,horny & a gentleman, always stay safe & don't go broke doing so.

After a long nice day I ended up at Hollywood early am. I scoped out the talent and to my suprize there must of been 25 gals there! Shit, plenty of talent to go around.

I went to the stage and enjoyed a few gals. Had a blast really. For the un-initiated it's called tna therapy.

One 21 year old blond from Texas took a shine to me and we enjoyed a private. She was very good at her job.

Have not been in awhile but noticed 2 gals there who had some lbs. I asked the waitress about it as I thought this was hardbody only territory. She told me they both make hellamoney.

Long-sorry, but it's broken up by subject.

1. Dana at Dollies-very pretty black girl but an absolute nut case. She's mixed it up twice with me. First time I smiled back at her but didn't buy her a drink because I was waiting on someone. She went off. Second time I was at the bar with my back to the stage talking to someone and she interrupted for a tip for her dance. Same routine that was reported below. She fired off at me and wouldn't leave until Janie intervened. Despite those two times I asked her to sit down one afternoon because the dancer I went to see wasn't there. Why? Because I think she's pretty, I was a bit buzzed and I'm a freaking idiot. She was so messed up on something-actually I think a mix of something plus booze-that she couldn't carry on a conversation. She asked me to do a private dance and I told her I would but asked how much she charged for songs. $50. I actually laughed at her.

2. The regular routine is really the biggest downside of clubbing besides the money. I quit going to Kitty's because of it. It seemed to get worse when the economy went south. It got to the point that I would swear they already had my money spent before I walked through the second door.

3. For the guy who's looking for benefits at Hollywood, good luck. Even if money is no object you'll likely waste tremendous amounts of time chasing down the elusive combination of girl and situation. The advice offered below-take time to get to know them and meet outside-is solid. There's no question that an angry boyfriend is the biggest risk you run with OTC, followed closely by the possibly of jr. Or an std. Condoms are helpful with two and three. Boyfriend isn't really that hard to flush. Here's what I've done.

If you find someone you like it isn't really a waste of time to get to know her and once you do you'll have dramatically reduced the risk of an altercation with an angry boyfriend. They get bored and if you're a good listener and better tipper they would rather tell you just about anything you want to know than try to make money from a guy who wants to twist their nipples for a dollar. Of course you never know the first time around if it's even remotely true. Over time though it's pretty easy to figure out who's available safely and who's dating the guy who just got out of prison. Here are some pretty simple things that work:

-Talk about cars and figure out if she has one and what it is. If it's on the lot she is less likely to have a guy she's supporting. They typically get dropped off. If it isn't on the lot odds of boyfriend trouble increase dramatically. First, odds are very strong boyfriend dropped her off. Second, he's probably not on the chamber of commerce because she's making money and he's driving the car.

-Figure out if she has kids. If she does she'll talk about them with virtually no encouragement. It won't take long to figure out how things stand with the baby daddy / daddies and if he / they are no longer living with her it won't take long to find out if there's friction with a current boyfriend.

-Figure out her schedule-if you can call their work routines that-and once you get comfortable with her ask her to lunch on an off day but make it pretty short notice. If she agrees and actually shows it's much less likely that boyfriend is lurking.

-Exchange numbers and call her randomly, to see if she might be at the club even though it's her off day. It's a good sign if she answers or calls back quickly. It's a bad sign if you hear guys in the background.

The funny part of all of it is most dancers that you actually listen to will just start talking about their men. Again, they're bored as hell and would rather talk to you than someone else who doesn't tip well and wants action.

I totally agree with Sham and KC.

It is about the atmosphere and hunt. Unfortunately, I am about 3 hours away and can't make it very often. I usually stay a couple days and bring about 1000. I usually go to pinks or VIP too.

Detroit has some pretty liberal strip clubs too. I like WP better though.

I was able to make a surprise stop in Washington Park last week as I drove back to KC from Chicago (sorry, Posterchild314, no Bryant's this trip!). I wasn't planning to stay overnight but I decided to put in a Priceline bid for $30 and see if it was accepted. Bingo, the Days Inn in O'Fallon decided that was a fair price for a bed and so I lucked out.

Wednesday. 4/7.

I started out at Miss Kitty's (of course) , but was rather disappointed. It was dead (at 3:00 on a weekday I can understand that). Not many girls that I knew. Teddy was there, with her magnificent man-mades. Unfortunately, Kaleah was also there, and she corralled me and would. Not. Stop. Talking. I got a few stage dances, hugged Journey, and bailed.

I headed over to Dollies and was very pleasantly surprised. The talent there was MUCH better than I expected or remembered. There was a totally hot blonde with an amazingly tight ass named Unique, but she was monopolized by another guest the whole time. A really cute brunette named Lauren had a nice tanned body and some beautiful man-made tits. She didn't even try to be subtle, but reached right for my cock and rubbed it through my pants like she was trying to start a fire. No doubt that she was available, but she seemed kind of mechanical about it and that turned me off.

Of course there were a few who I wouldn't touch if they paid me. Rainbow, especially turns me off. She looks like an uglier version of the artist Frida ([url]http://cdn.thegloss.com/files/2010/12/frida_kahlo.jpg[/url])

In the end I sat with an exotic looking girl named Tori. She had a cute lisp and seemed sweet enough to capture my interest for a bit. She quoted me the same as everyone else: $25 / song, or flat rate of $50 or $100 for more contact. I took her to the back for the $50 option. It was covered (boo!) , but she was fairly generous on the time. After three songs she did suggest that it was taking too long, so I finished and left. I was the only customer at 6:00. Tori said that there wouldn't be much business in the evening as the entire night shift was black girls. Interesting tidbit, if true.

After getting some food I returned to Miss Kitty's around 9:00 and was disappointed again with the selection. Angelina was there. She is so cute, but I ALWAYS end up disappointed with her. I don't know why I keep giving her additional chances. This time I offered to buy her a drink and she ordered a Long Island Iced Tea with grenadine. It was $14. She hung out for a few minutes and then bailed on me.

My notes say that I spent time with Molly, who I described as "adorable as fuck", but for the life of me I can't remember her now. I left by 10:30. One thing that was interesting was that there were a bunch of couples there. All of the dancers were talking about it, like it was some big coincidence.

I headed up to Blondies, but decided that I didn't feel comfortable there at 10:30 at night. C-Mowes had one car in the lot, so I passed. Wise Guys looked busy, and there were a lot of people in there, but I wasn't enjoying the energy. There was no cover, so I didn't mind bailing after one beer. I went over to Cheeks and it was almost dead. I think I was the only real customer (as opposed to regulars or friends). A skanky spinner with pigtails named Jewel attached on to me right away. I almost made an excuse and left, but thought "fuck it" and decided to stay. I bought her a drink and she sat in my lap and rubbed all over me, and I had free access to her. She did suggest a private, but wasn't pushy at all, which was nice. I told her I preferred outcall and she agreed to meet me the next day. She said the manager would probably close early if it stayed slow, and she was right. Around 12:30 they started cleaning up. It was a good excuse to not do a private dance, and she was happy to get a $10 tip after rubbing on my cock for an hour. I headed back to the hotel after a long day.

Thursday, 4/8.

I got a late start and ran some errands and such. Headed to the clubs at about 3:00 and decided to skip Miss Kitty's altogether and head back to Dollies. Most of the same players from the day before, but I was focused on Lauren, with the great tan and nice boobs. I met her at the stage and she went right for my cock again. This time she was a bit more engaged and I basically told her that I would be doing a private with her before I left. She seemed enthusiastic and I was looking forward to a nice hummer before I drove home. She went into the dressing room and didn't come out.

I did run into Lana, who Purleybaker mentioned below. She asked if I wanted company and I told her I was waiting for someone, which she accepted. Lauren came out of the dressing room after a while and headed to the bar, ignoring me. She started chatting with a regular, who didn't look like someone there to spend money, so I waited for her to come over to me fore her dance. Lana returned, asking who I was waiting for. I didn't want to say, and Lana said "Oh I see, you were lying about waiting for someone." I said no, the girl I was waiting for was busy and I'd catch her at the stage. She looked annoyed and wandered off.

Lauren's turn in the rotation came up and she didn't go on stage, but stayed with her friend. I decided that she wasn't worth waiting for, and left. I popped into Blondies but they were having electrical problems while the air conditioner was being worked on, so I left and just headed home. On the way I got a couple of texts and a voicemail message from Jewel looking to meetup before her shift at Cheeks. I told her I wasn't available and maybe next time.

All in all it wasn't my best trip. But I got a fairly nice hummer and a lot of cheap lap dances out of it. That should tide me over for a bit.

[QUOTE=KC Questor; 1173525]I headed over to Dollies and was very pleasantly surprised. The talent there was MUCH better than I expected or remembered. There was a totally hot blonde with an amazingly tight ass named Unique, but she was monopolized by another guest the whole time. A really cute brunette named Lauren had a nice tanned body and some beautiful man-made tits. She didn't even try to be subtle, but reached right for my cock and rubbed it through my pants like she was trying to start a fire. No doubt that she was available, but she seemed kind of mechanical about it and that turned me off.

In the end I sat with an exotic looking girl named Tori. She had a cute lisp and seemed sweet enough to capture my interest for a bit. She quoted me the same as everyone else: $25 / song, or flat rate of $50 or $100 for more contact. I took her to the back for the $50 option. It was covered (boo!) , but she was fairly generous on the time. After three songs she did suggest that it was taking too long, so I finished and left. I was the only customer at 6:00. Tori said that there wouldn't be much business in the evening as the entire night shift was black girls. Interesting tidbit, if true.

Thursday. 4/8.

I got a late start and ran some errands and such. Headed to the clubs at about 3:00 and decided to skip Miss Kitty's altogether and head back to Dollies. Most of the same players from the day before, but I was focused on Lauren, with the great tan and nice boobs. I met her at the stage and she went right for my cock again. This time she was a bit more engaged and I basically told her that I would be doing a private with her before I left. She seemed enthusiastic and I was looking forward to a nice hummer before I drove home. She went into the dressing room and didn't come out.

I did run into Lana, who Purleybaker mentioned below. She asked if I wanted company and I told her I was waiting for someone, which she accepted. Lauren came out of the dressing room after a while and headed to the bar, ignoring me. She started chatting with a regular, who didn't look like someone there to spend money, so I waited for her to come over to me fore her dance. Lana returned, asking who I was waiting for. I didn't want to say, and Lana said "Oh I see, you were lying about waiting for someone." I said no, the girl I was waiting for was busy and I'd catch her at the stage. She looked annoyed and wandered off.

Lauren's turn in the rotation came up and she didn't go on stage, but stayed with her friend. I decided that she wasn't worth waiting for, and left. I popped into Blondies but they were having electrical problems while the air conditioner was being worked on, so I left and just headed home. On the way I got a couple of texts and a voicemail message from Jewel looking to meetup before her shift at Cheeks. I told her I wasn't available and maybe next time.

All in all it wasn't my best trip. But I got a fairly nice hummer and a lot of cheap lap dances out of it. That should tide me over for a bit. [/QUOTE]Unique is a dream but once in the booth it is all business and she won't budge on her price. Nothing offered other than oral and she positions herself so there is no touching of her body on your part. I've been wanting to try Lauren for sometime but I get the vibe that it could be rushed once you get her to the booth. I may find out sometime. If you see Sky she is one that you might want to try out. She will allow most everything and won't take any donation till you are satisfied with her work. She is about as old as Lauren. Both of them have been in the biz 18+ yrs from what I have been told.

[QUOTE=Larks Tongue;1174528]Unique is a dream but once in the booth it is all business and she won't budge on her price. Nothing offered other than oral and she positions herself so there is no touching of her body on your part. I've been wanting to try Lauren for sometime but I get the vibe that it could be rushed once you get her to the booth. I may find out sometime. If you see Sky she is one that you might want to try out. She will allow most everything and won't take any donation till you are satisfied with her work. She is about as old as Lauren. Both of them have been in the biz 18+ yrs from what I have been told.[/QUOTE]I first met Lauren in 97' I think, she was hot and tanned and prior to getting her boobs done. I remember going in one day after she got them done and she came up and said Hello, and promptly said look what I got and pulled up her shirt and asked me to check them out, which I gladly did. She has been a lot of fun but can talk a little much during the fun. Her best friend back then who also danced was named Missy, she was a great time as well. Last time I was in there, Lauren spent more time talking at the bar or hiding in the back. Hard to make money that way. I have never spent time with Sky but have spent quite a bit of time with her twin Shy, she is a fun gal that will get the job done and be pleasant the whole time. Haven't seen her since she returned to Dollies. KC mentioned Angelique, had a good time with her at Roxy's and Miss Kitty's sister club, she is just not the same fun at Miss Kitty's.

This woman works at a bar that I frequent and I heard that she used to work at Miss Kitty's. Anyone have any good stories to tell. Would appreciate much!