Was looking for something new and noticed in the BP massage section a grand opening for an AMP in Danvers, address starts with the number 100. Made an appointment and arrived at the location which is in an office park behind a shopping center. I almost turned around and walked away when granny opened the door, but I figured maybe she was just the mamasan. No luck. Waited awkwardly after undressing in the massage room while she struggled to put a new mattress pad and sheet on the table. I was still hoping for a young girl to come in but it became clear that granny was going to do the massage. We all know that Asian women can look good even into their 40s and sometimes 50s. This one had to be in her 60s at least, chubby and not at all attractive. She mentioned that today was her first day open, and that I was her first customer. Great. Talk about TOFTT. I opted for a medium massage, which was actually pretty good. No tease, and for the first time ever I was actually thinking I didn't want any extras. On the flip she covered me up but continued the massage. Thought I'd just end up with a legit massage, but with 10 minutes left on the clock, she pointedly asked if I was "ok", so I figured, what the hell, I'm here, and I moved her aged, decrepit hand under the towel. She proceeded with a decent standard finish. I didn't try for any touching. Just wasn't feeling it, and it took me a while to finish. Damage was. 7/. 4 but actually she ripped me off of. 1 because initially I gave her. 8 and she never gave me my change.
On the way out I got an enthusiastic "hi" from a fat young girl sittting in a waiting area. She wasn't at all appealing either. There are at least 3 other places in Danvers that are better than this place. I won't repeat.