Escort Reports

This was posted in the Ripoff Reports forum which is where it belongs. However since this forum gets the most traffic I believe it is always a good idea to post these ripoff reviews in this forum once, as soon as they are posted, so that no one else gets burned.

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[B][red]AVOID![/red][/B]

[QUOTE=Prog3;4541336]I went against my better judgement and when into her place even though the gut said no.

She looks nothing like there pics, the pics were probably taken a lot of drugs ago. I asked her to prove the carpet matched the drapes and she then asked for the donation. I handed to her and immediately there was a series of unfortunate events with the chaos going on in the house. She said we should do the date in the car, dumb ass me was paying attention to the shady surroundings and walked out the door in front of her. Needless to say it closed behind me. .

I told her through text I would review and I gave her a couple days to make it up but just crickets. It's really my fault for being desperate, but no one else was replying that night.

Just stay away. Run away.[/QUOTE]

Courtesy of Kzoo forum. Might be WTD (Worth The Drive).

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[QUOTE=SlyGuy12;4535866]Set up my appointment with Barbie a day in advance. Just as I was getting ready to call her, she texted me and asked if we were still on. I said sure and made my way to her hotel room in Kalamazoo. The girl that answered the door was definitely the girl in the pics. She was very sexy. Sat on the couch and made small talk while she smoked some weed. She crawled onto my lap and started to make out. After a few she stood up and led me by the hand to the bed. She did do BBBJ, but was emphatic about not blowing in her mouth. After a few of that we put on the cover and went through some positions. Finished doggy. When I pulled out, we both noticed the cover had broken. I think we were both freaked out. She asked if I was clean, and I assured her I was, then she pulled a paper out of her purse and it was an STD panel from a week ago saying she was negative for everything.

Overall, I had a good time, and would repeat. The only thing that bothered me is that her phone rang almost non stop, but she ignored it so that's a bonus. She stated that we need more girls in Kalamazoo. She saw 12 guys on Friday and was all booked up today. She said she is going to stick around for a bit because business is so good.

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Another from Kzoo area.

[QUOTE=JJLetsPlay;4539436]Hi Men,

JJ says, that the girl in the link below Alyssa- has become a fav of mine. BTW, she has always earned that status. She is rarely here in Kzoo, but when she is I catch her always, if able. Her ad headline is now "Alyssa Says". She is a very sweet & good hearted girl / lady. To me Extremely Sexy & a curvier gal. Just how I like them. Not a BBW, but she's definitely curvy with nice big tatas. Cute face= 7+. If you like your girls a little meatier, then IMO she is a "do not miss". Once again, as each time, she delivered heat, passion, consideration & a good value. If you get her going, Alyssa can be a real "Wild Child" !

I recommend her to be a wonderful provider- each of the 8 or more times I've seen her. As always- YMMV. Please guys- Treat Her Well. Get Her while She's Hot! (LOL).

Be Safe & Well, JJ.

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I have had the pleasure of spending some time with Miss Dixie. We came to the agreement that we have probably seen one another a dozen times or so. Without fail she has been shower fresh and willing to please. She is incalling from a private residence in a safe neighborhood on the NE side. Gymnast and figure skaters have jumps and maneuvers named after them because they are exclusive to them. I have been Dixified with at least three different techniques that only Miss Dixie has performed. I'm sure I am not the most experienced but I've been around the block a couple of times. Definitely would reccomend and will continue to repeat. Some have reviewed her as quirky. I think quirky sums things up fairly well. But as a positive not so much a negative. This is all about fun. Isn't it? Well her quirkiness adds to the mix. I drive away with a grin every time. Donations are of a GR competitive nature. Be safe T. H. Out!

Met this women for short stay. She claims to be no rush but she is full of rush. How can you finish the job in hasty. Her phone rings constantly. I feel its waste of time. Will. Not repeat.

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[QUOTE=TrojanHorse;4542677]I have had the pleasure of spending some time with Miss Dixie. We came to the agreement that we have probably seen one another a dozen times or so. Without fail she has been shower fresh and willing to please. She is incalling from a private residence in a safe neighborhood on the NE side. Gymnast and figure skaters have jumps and maneuvers named after them because they are exclusive to them. I have been Dixified with at least three different techniques that only Miss Dixie has performed. I'm sure I am not the most experienced but I've been around the block a couple of times. Definitely would reccomend and will continue to repeat. Some have reviewed her as quirky. I think quirky sums things up fairly well. But as a positive not so much a negative. This is all about fun. Isn't it? Well her quirkiness adds to the mix. I drive away with a grin every time. Donations are of a GR competitive nature. Be safe T. H. Out![/QUOTE]I was going to write a review because I saw Dixie this week also. However, I think you have captured the key, very positive and differentiating this about her. You are absolutely right this is supposed to be fun and Dixie makes it just that. Again, energetic, flexible, creative, non-rush and just plain lots of fun. I have seen her three times and will continue to repeat whenever in SW Michigan. Treat her right and with respect and you will be amply rewarded.

[QUOTE=SoulJamane;4540504]Seen her some time ago she can suck a dick, got a bbj doggystyle ending with cim. Looks like the pictures in person.

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/looking-for-serious-generous-m/255705298341[/URL][/QUOTE]Well thank you. I'm here to please and I'm glad you enjoyed yourself. Hopefully I'll see you soon.

[QUOTE=RajSex;4543263]Met this women for short stay. She claims to be no rush but she is full of rush. How can you finish the job in hasty. Her phone rings constantly. I feel its waste of time. Will. Not repeat.

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/other/gentlemencum-play-no-rush61642/381265919621[/URL][/QUOTE]The phone thing bothers me to no end. With two different providers I've told them to put the phone away or I'm walking with my money. Which works very well if you don't pay until after services are rendered. If they balk at not getting paid upfront show them the money and then put it back in your pocket until after you have finished. If they still balk find someone different, you probably saved yourself a lousy date, or saved yourself from getting ripped off. I used to pay upfront until I got ripped off. Now it's play and then pay.

[QUOTE=GrBlack21]Are you sure you meant Bbbjws .because when i seen her she did bbbj but not even bbbjcim[/QUOTE]As always, your mileage may vary. I've seen her enough times and I always keep myself groomed and washed up down there for every one of my appointments (with any provider). I usually get my money's worth, or she doesn't mind the clock at all. Cleanliness and respect has always gotten me a little extra.

[QUOTE=NardBoy;4542300]Reviewed in Kzoo last week. Different phone#.

[URL]https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/downforanything/711096262049[/URL][/QUOTE]She used to go by the name of Jannah. She quit for a little bit while she was pregnant.

Anybody seen Seneca? Looked all over GR and Kzoo forums and can't find any reviews. [URL]https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/seneca-real-escort-experience/159135990043[/URL].

Visited GND yesterday at a motel on 44th. Easy set up, fairly accommodating with arrangements. Arrived on time.

Pics are not accurate. She actually has very small chest. Not nearly as cute as pics show. Imagine that!. Got undressed. Not well groomed down below. Definitely not fresh when we started play. I love DATY but no way with that. Should have had her jump in the shower.

Great BBBJ skills tho. Really enjoyed that and I'm difficult to please due to ED issues.

Nice k9 action once I wiped the odor out of my mind. CFS. Tight. Needed to lube several times tho. Followed by mish and then more oral. Finished by hand with her mouth on my missile.

No repeat.

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[QUOTE=ReyBey;4543733]Well thank you. I'm here to please and I'm glad you enjoyed yourself. Hopefully I'll see you soon.[/QUOTE]I reached out to her on Friday. Took forever to get back to me, and started singing some song about increased weekend pricing. I'll pass. Just tell me your donations, I don't need to know the backstory that led you to charge that price.

I passed, and saw Mandy for a SS. New place is a work in progress, but she was talkative and engaged. Had a nice time and will repeat.

[QUOTE=StevesMilin;4544944]Visited GND yesterday at a motel on 44th. Easy set up, fairly accommodating with arrangements. Arrived on time.

Pics are not accurate. She actually has very small chest. Not nearly as cute as pics show. Imagine that!. Got undressed. Not well groomed down below. Definitely not fresh when we started play. I love DATY but no way with that. Should have had her jump in the shower.

Great BBBJ skills tho. Really enjoyed that and I'm difficult to please due to ED issues.

Nice k9 action once I wiped the odor out of my mind. CFS. Tight. Needed to lube several times tho. Followed by mish and then more oral. Finished by hand with her mouth on my missile.

No repeat.

[URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/the-girl-next-door-looking-for/815284526178[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks for the review, you just saved me some money. I was trying to see her last night. Told me her location and said she needs 20 minutes to get ready. After sitting in the parking lot for 45 minutes I left. Made a date with sexy kitten aka batgirl out off the beltline. Over an hr later Gnd said she's ready. Don't think I'll try to reschedule.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/newreply.php?p=4542300&noquote=1.[/URL] Saw this lady off Madison St apt, donating $ for her 45 minutes of legit services. It's her pic but at a much earlier time, no boobs, petite small and less than a flattering face. Not sure what her problem was but had to repeat my request multiple times, kinda spacey, performed stuff on her whether she wanted it or not! Multiple positions, greek included, no GFE, BBBJ, did CIM w / spit. Showed no emotions, pretty mechanical, her physique was not my preference so if you're looking for a sperm depository she's it but not much beyond that! It's a maybe repeat for her. Bottum out.

[QUOTE=Stb421;4545175]Thanks for the review, you just saved me some money. I was trying to see her last night. Told me her location and said she needs 20 minutes to get ready. After sitting in the parking lot for 45 minutes I left. Made a date with sexy kitten aka batgirl out off the beltline. Over an hr later Gnd said she's ready. Don't think I'll try to reschedule.[/QUOTE]There's WAY too many options in this town than to be sitting around for 45 minutes waiting (on top of travel time). Some providers need to understand that OUR time means money just as much.

[QUOTE=Wolverines;4529756]Thanks Chast.[/QUOTE]I sent a text Friday evening and she responded right away that she was available. She was staying at Alipe & 3 mile. Not my favorite place! She was clean, friendly and very accommodating. Opted for the full hr. I ended up leaving a little early as once popped we cuddled and almost fell asleep. She was very nice to me and I'll repeat, YMMV.

[QUOTE=Wolverines;4542255]Lilliana's mom, no shit? I would not have guessed that in a million years. So probably in her early 40's then. Thanks for the info Benz.[/QUOTE]I messaged her Friday afternoon and set up a date. We agreed to 60 for ss and she gave me the address. Not an awful part of town off stocking. When I got close I had uncle LEO directly behind me so I just drove by. Drove around for a few and turned back and as soon as I got close I counted five of uncles cars within a block of her address. Probably just coincidence but I was spooked enough to text and cancel. I Simply said something came up I'm not going to make it. In response she said "of course" So, there really isn't a review good or bad. Just sharing my experience.

Saw her last time. Short and sweet. Gave me multiple incredible bbbjs. FS also. Teeth kinda jacked up and breathe mint wouldn't hurt. Quite an experience. Needed a couple days to recover. Probably won't repeat do to cost but something you should experience once!!

[QUOTE=Stb421;4545175]Thanks for the review,........ Made a date with sexy kitten aka batgirl out off the beltline. Over an hr later Gnd said she's ready. Don't think I'll try to reschedule.[/QUOTE]I had a similar problem but for an attempted first visit with Batgirl on Thursday. Texted around 10 asking for noonish appointment and got immediate ok response with location area and donation details. I agreed that both were ok. 11:45 texted that I was close by and asked for location detail. No response to that, other texts, or phone calls over the next half hour.

[QUOTE=GuitarGod19;4524212]Got my first experience with the lovely miss Hunter this morning. She's in a private residence, very nice in a very safe area. Greeted by a girl next door type, very sweet with a great personality. She brought me to her massage table, gave a nice rub down and a fantastic flip. It usually takes me a bit to "get there" but she has the skills that got me going right away and I'm happy to say, I didn't last long. If the secret wasn't out on this one already, I wouldn't review her. I'd selfishly try to keep her all to myself. She's a sweetheart and I will be repeating.[/QUOTE]I get a lot of PM asking about her Massage skills.

Answer: massage is excellent and the escort service is even better.

Best of both worlds when you go hunting at Hunter's safe private incall in Ada.

She has Extended hours for the holiday week.

I will Repeat.

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[QUOTE=BlueGoose;4545956]Saw her last time. Short and sweet. Gave me multiple incredible bbbjs. FS also. Teeth kinda jacked up and breathe mint wouldn't hurt. Quite an experience. Needed a couple days to recover. Probably won't repeat do to cost but something you should experience once!![/QUOTE]Do you have a link to provide?

I thought I had saw someone comment on this one but can't seem to find it. [URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/seeking-a-cuddle-buddy/888092010000[/URL].

FYI. Sunny has started reaching out to guys she knows saying she has incall today / tonight. She got stood up by a few senior members so it's also a reminder to give escorts the same courtesies you expect. I won't be online to PM so this is just a public service announcement directed to those who already have it. I think she might start advertising now that she's getting into this.

[QUOTE=PrivateParts;4539163]This one has entered the "I really need the money phase" so I imagine she'll listen to offers. Her contact info is still valid for the 25-30 who originally asked or PM. She is older gal who likes sex.

**update: shell be offering incall tomorrow.[/QUOTE]

Greetings gents! As I will be in your fair city for a few days next week, I've been diligently perusing your review boards.

Currently Hunter tops my wish list. Great reviews, though non-GFE. This isn't a deal breaker, especially given my short stay. A few others have piqued my interest for various reasons (Brooke, Breezi, Zara Brooks, and Jasmine).

So gents, if I'm missing a youngish, GFE provider with a tight body, great personality, and a solid reputation, I sure would love to get a PM from you! Of course, should your travels bring you to the shores of East Central Florida, I'd be happy to help you out in return.

Cheers!

Your list is good but don't miss any of them vs. Brook Billions. While Brook is a great date and priced right she is very hit and miss setting something up with. She treats the system as if roles are reversed. She'll text you asking for a date, usually with "save me I need room money asap" but if she catches you unable to come immediately she goes radio silent. Ignores texts for weeks. Then bam, its another can you come right now text weeks later.

If you catch her and plan a date within hours do it. She's a great date. But book her ahead a day? You'll get crickets at date time.

[QUOTE=HelloJoshua;4546649]Greetings gents! As I will be in your fair city for a few days next week, I've been diligently perusing your review boards.

Currently Hunter tops my wish list. Great reviews, though non-GFE. This isn't a deal breaker, especially given my short stay. A few others have piqued my interest for various reasons (Brooke, Breezi, Zara Brooks, and Jasmine).

So gents, if I'm missing a youngish, GFE provider with a tight body, great personality, and a solid reputation, I sure would love to get a PM from you! Of course, should your travels bring you to the shores of East Central Florida, I'd be happy to help you out in return.

Cheers![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HelloJoshua;4546649]Greetings gents! As I will be in your fair city for a few days next week, I've been diligently perusing your review boards.

Currently Hunter tops my wish list. Great reviews, though non-GFE. This isn't a deal breaker, especially given my short stay. A few others have piqued my interest for various reasons (Brooke, Breezi, Zara Brooks, and Jasmine).

So gents, if I'm missing a youngish, GFE provider with a tight body, great personality, and a solid reputation, I sure would love to get a PM from you! Of course, should your travels bring you to the shores of East Central Florida, I'd be happy to help you out in return.

Cheers![/QUOTE]If you can arrange an apt with Hunter, I'd do that. Brooke is also a favorite of mine but Hunter has such a great figure. Both are top notch. You can't go wrong. Brooke's rate may be a bit high not being a regular.

Had a visit with Stormy. She is a petite spinner type. I couldn't say if she is a user, or was on anything, but her behavior and mannerisms made me suspicious. Met at a hotel on the NW side. Needed my donation to get the room. Mr Benjamin for hh. So had to hand over money ahead of time. Had problems with two rooms before the third room was ok (first one was not finished being cleaned, second had a musty smell). I know, the room problems weren't her fault, but all together it had me on edge. When we finally got to the action, it was an unusual struggle to get things going. I guess I was too much in my head. Her pictures are quite flattering imo. What I saw in person was disappointing. I had to see her tattoos to make sure it was the same lady.

Have had three experiences since I've been exploring the hobby. Found them all disappointing. I think I need to focus on quality over quantity. I think I'll set aside my fun money till I can visit one of the all stars you senior members tell us about. Stay safe gentlemen.

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Anyone give her a try?

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[QUOTE=Ranger88;4546952]Had a visit with Stormy. She is a petite spinner type. I couldn't say if she is a user, or was on anything, but her behavior and mannerisms made me suspicious. Her pictures are quite flattering imo. What I saw in person was disappointing. I had to see her tattoos to make sure it was the same lady.

Stay safe gentlemen.

[URL]http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/no1-squirter-stormy/624971644389[/URL][/QUOTE]Is Stormy using old / fake pics?

If they don't resemble her, They're fake.

[QUOTE=TokyoDawson;4546119]I had a similar problem but for an attempted first visit with Batgirl on Thursday. Texted around 10 asking for noonish appointment and got immediate ok response with location area and donation details. I agreed that both were ok. 11:45 texted that I was close by and asked for location detail. No response to that, other texts, or phone calls over the next half hour.[/QUOTE]I had a mid-day visit with Batgirl last week. I had no problem coordinating by text, although there was some weird back and forth asking if I was showing up (even after confirming 2 x). Location is in a residential area off of the beltline. I parked down the block for safety. All in all it was a short fun visit, started with BBBJ (nice, I had to ask for it to go longer), then tried various positions (mish, cowgirl) before ending in doggy. She is petite, and very responsive to slow or fast action. I will probably repeat.

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She started texting me today. I must have hit her up once before when I was drunk because I totally don't remember ever contacting her. These girls must be starting to get desperate for Christmas money.

Should be the same girl from this ad: [URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/100-ss-130-hh-170hr/591843289486[/URL].

[QUOTE=PrivateParts;4546379]FYI. Sunny has started reaching out to guys she knows saying she has incall today / tonight. She got stood up by a few senior members so it's also a reminder to give escorts the same courtesies you expect. I won't be online to PM so this is just a public service announcement directed to those who already have it. I think she might start advertising now that she's getting into this.[/QUOTE]I visited her Sunday. Excellent encounter of the most sensual kind! Great body. Squirter. Really enjoys it. Treat her well and she'll be the gift that keeps giving!

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She started texting me today. I must have hit her up once before when I was drunk because I totally don't remember ever contacting her. These girls must be starting to get desperate for Christmas money.

Should be the same girl from this ad: [URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/100-ss-130-hh-170hr/591843289486[/URL].[/QUOTE]She texted a pic saying it's me or it's free. I contacted her over a week ago she said she got the call Monday morning. She's splitting the room with a new blonde. She works 7:00 to 5:00 the blonde 5:00 to?

[QUOTE=Benz1;4547213]Is Stormy using old / fake pics?

If they don't resemble her, They're fake.[/QUOTE]I'd say maybe they're old. The tattoos matched up so I don't think they're fake.

[QUOTE=WayneJWorld;4547477]She texted a pic saying it's me or it's free. I contacted her over a week ago she said she got the call Monday morning. She's splitting the room with a new blonde. She works 7:00 to 5:00 the blonde 5:00 to?[/QUOTE]I've never understood the whole "It's me or it's free" thing. Do they really just let us have our way with them for as long as we want, if their picture looks nothing like them? LOL that's always made me laugh.

Met this one yesterday: [URL]http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/sexy-young-violet/53[/URL].

Communication was nice and quick and I tried to inquire about her menu before hand since she's listed in the escort category but she said she doesn't talk anything through text so I was like fine whatever. She gives me the address which is a parlor and so I went out and got there and she's definitely a looker. So got to chatting with her and she seems nice enough and then I finally ask her about her menu since I have to pay for the parlor fee on top of her tip so I ask her you know what the prices get and she states that 1. 5 for a normal HE and 2. 0 for breast relief LOL I just laughed and said have a good day. I don't know if anyone else gives this much but I know I sure don't especially on top of the parlor fees. Major GPS for sure. Glad I kept my roses for another day.

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Texted Mandy today, easy set up, hot damn she is tall and sexy. A little rushed but was expected for the short notice I gave her. Over all good. I'll replete.

Also.

Was on the date app skout and found her on there! Messaged her a bunch of times but she never replied. All her post are about her needing money. Pic is of her on the site.

[QUOTE=New789;4547071]Anyone give her a try?

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If money is not an issue then I would suggest booking Zara or Lena.

[QUOTE=HelloJoshua;4546649]Greetings gents! As I will be in your fair city for a few days next week, I've been diligently perusing your review boards.

Currently Hunter tops my wish list. Great reviews, though non-GFE. This isn't a deal breaker, especially given my short stay. A few others have piqued my interest for various reasons (Brooke, Breezi, Zara Brooks, and Jasmine).

So gents, if I'm missing a youngish, GFE provider with a tight body, great personality, and a solid reputation, I sure would love to get a PM from you! Of course, should your travels bring you to the shores of East Central Florida, I'd be happy to help you out in return.

Cheers![/QUOTE]

Appreciate the review.

[QUOTE=Ranger88;4546952]Had a visit with Stormy. She is a petite spinner type. I couldn't say if she is a user, or was on anything, but her behavior and mannerisms made me suspicious. Met at a hotel on the NW side. Needed my donation to get the room. Mr Benjamin for hh. So had to hand over money ahead of time. Had problems with two rooms before the third room was ok (first one was not finished being cleaned, second had a musty smell). I know, the room problems weren't her fault, but all together it had me on edge. When we finally got to the action, it was an unusual struggle to get things going. I guess I was too much in my head. Her pictures are quite flattering imo. What I saw in person was disappointing. I had to see her tattoos to make sure it was the same lady.

Have had three experiences since I've been exploring the hobby. Found them all disappointing. I think I need to focus on quality over quantity. I think I'll set aside my fun money till I can visit one of the all stars you senior members tell us about. Stay safe gentlemen.

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