Massage Parlor Reports

I noticed it seemed pretty dead on this front and on the NoVa board, so I did a little research and tried my luck in greenbelt.

The place goes by TK, and is a kmp. Got there, the mamasan hustled me into a room, so I don't know how many girls are there. I couldn't understand my girls name when she introduced herself, but she was mid 40's with big bolt ons. Lots of make up, and she presented well. She was friendly, and without much discussion she took me to the table shower and scrubbed me down. Average table shower, and back to the room. She started the massage, and it was also average at best. Then the flip. After some random chit chatting, she seemed to be comfortable and the party started.

Good place to stop by if you're looking to relax and blow off some steam. The damage was 70 for the hour+$. 20 tip. While I paid the hour I think the total time was closer to 45 min.

It's worth checking out, and I hope you guys do. Treat the ladies well, it seems like the fun ones are in short supply around here these days.

[QUOTE=Olecranon;2240677]Hi friends,

In both CL and PB an European Massage Therapist advertises having an Spa or so in Bethesda MD. I don't find further reviews. Does anybody know if they do more than a ordinary massage, I. E. What don they do after the flip? PM me, if you like, would be highly apppreciated.[/QUOTE]Ok, I'll be the one to ask. What is your native language? I'm going to guess German.

LexLuther.

[QUOTE=Danielp;2198919]Hey,

I went there a couple of times early this year after a friend recommended one Japanese in particular who was SMOKING hot (her name was S*ie). Massage was great, she even used hot stones. On the flip, I asked for some help and she told she could watch me doing it. 120 damage (80+tip), and then home. The first time I thought "I'll have better luck with her next time". After the second time nothing else happened, I gave just 80 and realized I was not coming back. But. She was hot. I am not sure about those reports that talk about HEs.[/QUOTE]IMHO, it could be just the MT's vibe. I'm clean cut and sometimes they think I'm LE so it kills their openness. Other times they think I'm a professional. Money - so I get treated well. I've gone scruffy with the same mixed results.

They do A LOT of decision making based on "feel" or dreams. Seriously, dude. I've seen them make decisions because of a dream or gamble one way because of a feeling, etc. , throwing all logic and common sense out the door. So maybe she just ate some bad pizza the night before, had a bad dream about a pineapple, and then you mentioned pineapple during the session. Seriously, that could be it.

Remember, a positive attitude goes a long way.

[QUOTE=Danielp;2198919]Hey,

I went there a couple of times early this year after a friend recommended one Japanese in particular who was SMOKING hot (her name was S*ie). Massage was great, she even used hot stones. On the flip, I asked for some help and she told she could watch me doing it. 120 damage (80+tip), and then home. The first time I thought "I'll have better luck with her next time". After the second time nothing else happened, I gave just 80 and realized I was not coming back. But. She was hot. I am not sure about those reports that talk about HEs.[/QUOTE]1st, I apologize if this is posted twice. Uploaded message but wasn't logged in so don't know if it proceeded to upload the first time or not.

IMHO, it could be just the MT's vibe. I'm clean cut so sometimes MT thinks I'm LE and therefore no openness. Other times they think I'm professional. Money. So get I get treated well. I've done this scruffy with the same mixed results.

Asian women make a lot of decisions based on "feel" or dreams. Seriously, dude. I've seen them make decisions or gamble one way because of a dream, how they feel, etc. , throwing all logic and common sense out the door. She could've had bad pizza the night before, had a bad dream about a pineapple, and then you mentioned pineapple during the session. Who knew?

Not disrespecting you, your post, and I thank you for the info of your experience which is definitely helpful. Just trying to shed some light that may be of use.

[QUOTE=LexLuther;2293422]Ok, I'll be the one to ask. What is your native language? I'm going to guess German.

LexLuther.[/QUOTE]Hi friend,

Almost right. Please PM me if you can tell me something regarding this question or something else what could be useful for me.

Olecranon.

Will be traveling through again with a desire to hobby shortly.

Used to live here, was big in the AMP / AAMP scene a few years back. Heard a lot of rumors as to why it all got shut down, seeing the board so dead leads to believe the scene truly died out and at least one or more of the rumors are true.

Is it all utr now? Please pm.

[QUOTE=Trvlr42;2312477]Will be traveling through again with a desire to hobby shortly.

Used to live here, was big in the AMP / AAMP scene a few years back. Heard a lot of rumors as to why it all got shut down, seeing the board so dead leads to believe the scene truly died out and at least one or more of the rumors are true.

Is it all utr now? Please pm.[/QUOTE]To the best of my knowledge, there are no AMPs or AAMPs in DC proper. I'd love to go to an AAMP, but don't know of any in the region. For AMPs, you have plenty in NOVA with very limited menus and YMMV experiences (I recommend Seven in Seven Corners) and some in Maryland that might offer more, but I'm not saying anything for sure. Check out the Maryland board and look in the Prince George's thread for some ideas. Honestly, in DC, if you have a hotel room, you should check out backpage providers.

There was a real nice AAMP I used to frequent at Tysons corner, blue sky / sky blue something like that. There were others around too that I read / heard about at the time. I found them through eros ads.

DC proper used to have a few AMPs, my gem was m & 18th, there was a nice one near there on Connecticut too, and another by the capitol building SE I believe.

F $ck backpage, I've been mugged and bait&switched enough times to stay away. Sad to hear DC hobbying died off. Crackdown?

Visited Vermont Therapy today. Table shower with not even a little grazing, followed by an ordinary massage. No hint of anything during massage, and then it was over.

Hello all,

I have been digging through this post and others online. I am new to the DC area and have never sought a HE massage before.

Could someone please suggest a place that is newby friendly, and maybe walk me through the protocol a little. I don't want to make an ass out of myself at a place that is not HE friendly, and I don't want to miss out on my opportunity at a place at is HE friendly.

Many thank from the new guy in town.

[QUOTE=AndyBilliEt;2339352]Hello all,

I have been digging through this post and others online. I am new to the DC area and have never sought a HE massage before.

Could someone please suggest a place that is newby friendly, and maybe walk me through the protocol a little. I don't want to make an ass out of myself at a place that is not HE friendly, and I don't want to miss out on my opportunity at a place at is HE friendly.

Many thank from the new guy in town.[/QUOTE]Welcome.

Newbies need to cut their own teeth. If you read the posts from NOVA, Moco and DC, you will find info to help in your search. We have all lost money with bad massages and probably missed a couple good HE's.

Senior members are not going to just give up info to someone who has not taken the time to explore for themselves.

[QUOTE=AndyBilliEt;2339352]Hello all,

I have been digging through this post and others online. I am new to the DC area and have never sought a HE massage before.

Could someone please suggest a place that is newby friendly, and maybe walk me through the protocol a little. I don't want to make an ass out of myself at a place that is not HE friendly, and I don't want to miss out on my opportunity at a place at is HE friendly.

Many thank from the new guy in town.[/QUOTE]Do yourself a favor, get in your car, turn the key, and drive up 95 to philadelpia.

You will have better luck there. Read the philly forum before you go. The gov't there know how to treat hobbyist. DC is dead.

[QUOTE=Vito187;2341692]Do yourself a favor, get in your car, turn the key, and drive up 95 to philadelpia.

You will have better luck there. Read the philly forum before you go. The gov't there know how to treat hobbyist. DC is dead.[/QUOTE]Just echoing the post above. It's been almost 10 years since DC proper was a hobbyst's dream. It was so east back in the day with tons of locations, but that was a long time ago.

I was reading the last few posts thinking about the good old days. So, I decided to find them.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3841-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=1026415&viewfull=1[/URL]#post1026415.

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Dear all,

I'm on a 5 days business trip from Europe to DC late February. First time in the US.

I'm looking for a massage parlor experience, possibly with pussy licking and DFK.

Advices would be much appreciated.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Fredor1978;2355368]Dear all,

I'm on a 5 days business trip from Europe to DC late February. First time in the US.

I'm looking for a massage parlor experience, possibly with pussy licking and DFK.

Advices would be much appreciated.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Dude, that's not how this works. This forum works on an experience sharing basis. Read old posts, figure it out, and worst case go look in a newspaper and try some out for yourself, and then report back. It's considered very rude to join the forum and ask for a bunch of information without providing any yourself, since this hobby is one that typically is risky to engage in. Try be-ckp-ge, try google, try the site whose name is Greek for "erotic love". There are plenty of advertisers there. PM me if you are having trouble and want some web sites to start looking for advertisements, but don't ask for information without earning trust first.

[QUOTE=Fredor1978;2355368]Dear all,

I'm on a 5 days business trip from Europe to DC late February. First time in the US.

I'm looking for a massage parlor experience, possibly with pussy licking and DFK.

Advices would be much appreciated.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]You are not likely to find what you seek in the District or VA at regular massage establishments. Better to go to MD. The Baltimore area would be best. It will be a considerable drive, but worth it, given what you want to do. Good luck. We look forward to seeing your report.

Actually, come to think of it, there are some decent AMPs in Greenbelt, Maryland where you can get DFK and DATY. There is also a good one in Laurel on 198. Look on Backpage.

The Chinese Apartment and hotel room AMPs also offer the possibility of what you seek. But it's somewhat difficult to pick out the wheat from the chaffe with respect to them. And you are not likely to receive a real massage from a Chinese unless it's a legit establishment which does not offer extras.

We welcome you to the U.S.A.

LexLuther.

[QUOTE=LexLuther;2356366]You are not likely to find what you seek in the District or VA at regular massage establishments. Better to go to MD. The Baltimore area would be best. It will be a considerable drive, but worth it, given what you want to do. Good luck. We look forward to seeing your report.

Actually, come to think of it, there are some decent AMPs in Greenbelt, Maryland where you can get DFK and DATY. There is also a good one in Laurel on 198. Look on Backpage.

The Chinese Apartment and hotel room AMPs also offer the possibility of what you seek. But it's somewhat difficult to pick out the wheat from the chaffe with respect to them. And you are not likely to receive a real massage from a Chinese unless it's a legit establishment which does not offer extras.

We welcome you to the U.S.A.

LexLuther.[/QUOTE]Thank you very much, you're great!

So I'll take a chance post the reports of my adventures.

Take care.

[QUOTE=Cavetroll;2356342]Dude, that's not how this works. This forum works on an experience sharing basis. Read old posts, figure it out, and worst case go look in a newspaper and try some out for yourself, and then report back. It's considered very rude to join the forum and ask for a bunch of information without providing any yourself, since this hobby is one that typically is risky to engage in. Try be-ckp-ge, try google, try the site whose name is Greek for "erotic love". There are plenty of advertisers there. PM me if you are having trouble and want some web sites to start looking for advertisements, but don't ask for information without earning trust first.[/QUOTE]Oh very sorry for the etiquette!

I'll then look at those sites, experience some providers and report here for you guys.

So at least it would have been my pleasure to contribute.

[QUOTE=Cavetroll;2356342]Dude, that's not how this works. This forum works on an experience sharing basis. Read old posts, figure it out, and worst case go look in a newspaper and try some out for yourself, and then report back. It's considered very rude to join the forum and ask for a bunch of information without providing any yourself, since this hobby is one that typically is risky to engage in. Try be-ckp-ge, try google, try the site whose name is Greek for "erotic love". There are plenty of advertisers there. PM me if you are having trouble and want some web sites to start looking for advertisements, but don't ask for information without earning trust first.[/QUOTE]Normally I would give him the same advice. But if we are to believe him he's not only from out of town he is from out of the country. I think we can cut him some slack and help him out.

LexLuther.

[URL]http://dc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/green-spa-asian-beauty-301-248-1313/15225539[/URL]

Anyone go to this AMP? Visiting DC this week and might need some Asian stress relief.

[QUOTE=DarkSide808;2361602][URL]http://dc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/green-spa-asian-beauty-301-248-1313/15225539[/URL]

Anyone go to this AMP? Visiting DC this week and might need some Asian stress relief.[/QUOTE]Your blue boys with their old, yellow hands. Go north to MD if you can for AMPs. You're better off checking for non-Asian action in DC, to be perfectly honest as there's more misses than hits. This is coming from an Asian who prefers Latinas, so take it with a grain of salt. Two words will sum up most of the DC area, "Nova finish". If you're ok with that and nothing more, then most places of BP will provide what you're looking for. If you're willing to shell out a bit more, Eros will satisfy your yellow fever.

Stay safe & GLHF!

When they first opened, "S__ " gave a nice finish, but she has since cut back. A very good massage, lots of teasing, but no HE. She is a very sweet & attractive therapist. Basic one hour. 7 but upsell, which I declined. Walls don't go all the way up, and there are curtains, not doors. Want to have fun? Climb up on table and look over the partition to the next room! But be careful. Across from Woodley Park Metro.

First time. A bit of a shady set up at first but nice once you're there. Met nina very small and slender. Probably early 40's but cute as a button. Massage was lackluster but prices were low and hearken back to a time recently past. Think old Annapolis rd. Where I always felt like I was getting a deal at least I will be back. It will be my new go to place. Most of the regulars on this board seem to know the low down already but if you want to chat and have actual useful verified reports (don't care if you're a senior as I am not) pm me.

Yeah then at least enjoy aphilly cheese steak to warm ya up. AMPs not worth it in dc.

[QUOTE=DarkSide808;2361602][URL]http://dc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/green-spa-asian-beauty-301-248-1313/15225539[/URL]

Anyone go to this AMP? Visiting DC this week and might need some Asian stress relief.[/QUOTE]Yes. Plenty of info on the Md. Board.

[QUOTE=ZebraSoile;2362999]When they first opened, "S__ " gave a nice finish, but she has since cut back. A very good massage, lots of teasing, but no HE. She is a very sweet & attractive therapist. Basic one hour. 7 but upsell, which I declined. Walls don't go all the way up, and there are curtains, not doors. Want to have fun? Climb up on table and look over the partition to the next room! But be careful. Across from Woodley Park Metro.[/QUOTE]When I went there, a sign was placed in the room that said keep underwear on. Still got the massage, but was not optimistic and I was right.

[QUOTE=Je2010;2387143]When I went there, a sign was placed in the room that said keep underwear on. Still got the massage, but was not optimistic and I was right.[/QUOTE]Hi,

Massage was not really a good one. Since nothing else happens you get some other places for the same price with better service, massage including HE.

Ole.

[QUOTE=Je2010;2387143]When I went there, a sign was placed in the room that said keep underwear on. Still got the massage, but was not optimistic and I was right.[/QUOTE]Hi,

I also went there some time ago, asking for a massage. Pants I had to keep on. Not a really good massage, and nothing else, by far not a HE. You get definitely better massage at other places TOGETHER with HE.

Olecranon.

I just have to shake my head that this thread keeps getting updated. Are any of you really surprised when you go to a massage place in DC and it's legit only? I know things were glorious in the olden days, but DC has been a desert for HE (and more) massage parlors for close to a decade. If you're so desperate for a rub-and-tug, drive a half hour to any number of places in MD or VA. That's what I do, and I have no idea why I'd even try any places in DC. Of course if you don't have a car. Well. My sympathies. That would be an awkward Uber ride.

[QUOTE=JTreehorn14;2392744]I just have to shake my head that this thread keeps getting updated. Are any of you really surprised when you go to a massage place in DC and it's legit only? I know things were glorious in the olden days, but DC has been a desert for HE (and more) massage parlors for close to a decade. If you're so desperate for a rub-and-tug, drive a half hour to any number of places in MD or VA. That's what I do, and I have no idea why I'd even try any places in DC. Of course if you don't have a car. Well. My sympathies. That would be an awkward Uber ride.[/QUOTE]Some of us have to work downtown & like a place to relax at lunch time. We have cars, but they are parked at suburban Metro stations. Agree that WG is hit-and-miss, mostly miss, but the same can be said for many NOVA places. DC is not a total desert, but you have to look hard, be lucky, and get to know a provider. The Russians on 11th St. NW (used to be on 4th St SW) are OK in a pinch.

[QUOTE=JTreehorn14;2392744]I just have to shake my head that this thread keeps getting updated. Are any of you really surprised when you go to a massage place in DC and it's legit only? I know things were glorious in the olden days, but DC has been a desert for HE (and more) massage parlors for close to a decade. If you're so desperate for a rub-and-tug, drive a half hour to any number of places in MD or VA. That's what I do, and I have no idea why I'd even try any places in DC. Of course if you don't have a car. Well. My sympathies. That would be an awkward Uber ride.[/QUOTE]I've gone to a couple of former DC-quality AMPs in suburban MD using public transportation. You can Metro close enough to take a connecting bus. If you are pressed for time, you can take a taxi from the Metro station to a legit place (medical building, shopping mall, hotel, etc) within walking distance of the AMP.

Having said this, I got a bit of a nostalgia trip the other day while walking in NW. I walked right past the old Downtown location and also walked down the 1800 block of M street. I fondly recalled the old townhouse located between the 1819 Club and Camelot. You could "warm up" with eye candy in the strip clubs and then walk right next door to a top-quality AMP. I remember that there were two AMPs in the same building. The one on the second floor was really crappy but the one on the third floor was outstanding.

[QUOTE=JTreehorn14;2392744]I just have to shake my head that this thread keeps getting updated. Are any of you really surprised when you go to a massage place in DC and it's legit only? I know things were glorious in the olden days, but DC has been a desert for HE (and more) massage parlors for close to a decade. If you're so desperate for a rub-and-tug, drive a half hour to any number of places in MD or VA. That's what I do, and I have no idea why I'd even try any places in DC. Of course if you don't have a car. Well. My sympathies. That would be an awkward Uber ride.[/QUOTE]I went there when I first moved to DC and didn't see any reviews on it. Some of us were not around when DC wemt south and I didn't do a lot of research. That was my fault.

[QUOTE=Max#01;2398993]Having said this, I got a bit of a nostalgia trip the other day while walking in NW. I walked right past the old Downtown location and also walked down the 1800 block of M street. I fondly recalled the old townhouse located between the 1819 Club and Camelot. You could "warm up" with eye candy in the strip clubs and then walk right next door to a top-quality AMP. I remember that there were two AMPs in the same building. The one on the second floor was really crappy but the one on the third floor was outstanding.[/QUOTE]I was in Cleveland Park recently and had the same thought.

[QUOTE=Je2010;2387143]When I went there, a sign was placed in the room that said keep underwear on. Still got the massage, but was not optimistic and I was right.[/QUOTE]I've never paid any attention to that sign, and I've never had any issue with the provider ("S_a" Just cover yourself with a towel, which in many cases will fall to the floor after a while. If she insists on putting your underwear on (and this has hapened elsewhere), just get dressed and walk.

[QUOTE=Max#01;2398993]I've gone to a couple of former DC-quality AMPs in suburban MD using public transportation. You can Metro close enough to take a connecting bus. If you are pressed for time, you can take a taxi from the Metro station to a legit place (medical building, shopping mall, hotel, etc) within walking distance of the AMP.

Having said this, I got a bit of a nostalgia trip the other day while walking in NW. I walked right past the old Downtown location and also walked down the 1800 block of M street. I fondly recalled the old townhouse located between the 1819 Club and Camelot. You could "warm up" with eye candy in the strip clubs and then walk right next door to a top-quality AMP. I remember that there were two AMPs in the same building. The one on the second floor was really crappy but the one on the third floor was outstanding.[/QUOTE]Take Uber & it will be much quicker.

[QUOTE=Busternutter;2411650]Take Uber & it will be much quicker.[/QUOTE]Good point, and probably not that much more expensive than the Metro & buses. It would be pretty easy to use a medical office as a destination.

[QUOTE=Essrog;2400558]I was in Cleveland Park recently and had the same thought.[/QUOTE]I remember this too. Not too sure if the second or third floor was better.

[QUOTE=CabDriver52;2424583]I remember this too. Not too sure if the second or third floor was better.[/QUOTE]I think the only one I knew of was on the second floor. It went by initials. (not sure why I'm being coy about naming a place that closed a decade ago). I actually lived walking distance from there for a while.

[QUOTE=Essrog;2427091]I think the only one I knew of was on the second floor. It went by initials. (not sure why I'm being coy about naming a place that closed a decade ago). I actually lived walking distance from there for a while.[/QUOTE]Sad that the DC scene has been reduced to talking about what was. There were an incredible number of great places. By my office near Ford's Theater, there were 3 establishments within a 2 minute walk--two were across from Ford's theater. One was Royal, and I can't remember the name of the other a mere 100 feet or so away down the street. Rio, on 9th St. , was another good place with Paula running the show and delivering special services to only a select few; it later moved and became Shell Green. Great place and great gal!