Massage Parlor Reports

I was there Sunday and got an enjoyable, yet interrupted massage (other guys coming and who had a scheduled appt, I was a walk-in.) It was busy for a Sunday night. Can't you guys with day jobs find an excuse to get a massage during your workday! Anyway, it was the usual good TS and massage. I was there 50 minutes and was glad I went. I am hoping to check out Bellas soon, although I don't like their high traffic location.
@[QUOTE=Coolouforever]Hey guys I wanted to report that I had the itch to go to KM and see my girl Suzie yesterday morning about 11am. Since KM is blocks from me I deceided to walk it. When I approached the building there was a CPD car parked right on the corner on Rockwell Street right by KM. After reading about all the recent busts I deceided not to go in and walked back home with a case of blue balls.[/QUOTE]

First time reporter long time lurker.

You'll find Jade's ad on BP and CL.

I do not recommend. A little to dingy and dirty for me. Her apartment is a hole in the wall. There was nothing relaxing or soothing about the experience. She had Montel William on in the background for mood lighting and background noise. The show was about cheating husbands. Come on turn the TV off!

She is average looking at best. The massage was below average as well

That said it's only 100 dollars for a 30 minute massage with a BBBJ finish so if that's all you want she will do.

[QUOTE=Pussy Prowler]My first contribution, went to Sunkiss and Finesse massage, both on w chicago ave, *near asland intersection. Sunkiss gave me a decent massage but when I asked for extra's the girl said not this time, don't know if that means next time? They had 4 girls working there which is good, I got a petite asian girl named Tina. She let me grab her ass but nothing else, overall it was a decent massage so I left somewhat satisfied. Then I walked a 3 blocks west and went into Finesse spa, where there were 2 different latina girls working that I saw, one was hot and so I decided, what the heck, went in for a 60 hour massage but there was no table shower. She asked me to shower myself and I did, then when I layed down for the massage it was decent but again, no cigar! She said, sorry I don't do that and that was it, I was pretty horny but decided to go home, after spending 120 in two above average massages but no release. Oh well there's always next time![/QUOTE]Next time you go to finesse ask for chary she'l give you FS she used to work at divina grand/austin

Well, my good fortune ended, my private friend that I was trading massages with fell in love. And not with me. So that ended. But DAMN it was good while it lasted. In fact, I've almost got her inviting me over again. Pray for me guys.

Anyways. Why I'm posting. I was in need of some relief, more in the form of a decent massage with the extras, not just the extras and not just the massage, so. Harvest it was.

Called about a half hour before, papasan said come on in. So I drive over, take that walk of shame along the storefronts and duck in quickly and unnoticed. Only to have him meet me at the second door and have him whisper 'no available, come back later. '

New experience for me, he was a bit skiddish so I turned and booked. Not sure if they were just busy or something else, but with red and blue lights on my mind, wasn't willing to risk it.

[QUOTE=Crtl Alt X]First time reporter long time lurker.

You'll find Jade's ad on BP and CL.

I do not recommend. A little to dingy and dirty for me. Her apartment is a hole in the wall. There was nothing relaxing or soothing about the experience. She had Montel William on in the background for mood lighting and background noise. The show was about cheating husbands. Come on turn the TV off!

She is average looking at best. The massage was below average as well

That said it's only 100 dollars for a 30 minute massage with a BBBJ finish so if that's all you want she will do.[/QUOTE]Is this the lady you are referring to?

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/a-brest-lovers-dream-with-athick-juicy-booty-80-in-call-special/5028733[/url]

Hey guys I could use some help. I've RTFF and emailed a couple of mongors with no reply back. I'm looking for a MP where the girl justs get nude without being asked/paid to do so. I've been to many MP's in the city and have yet to find one. Does anyone know a for sure spot where the girl does this? If so please post or PM me that would be greatly appricated. Thanks guys!

[url]http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/02/cops-madam-taped-massage-clients.html[/url]

[QUOTE=LordAlfred]Sure thing, officer.[/QUOTE]Yes and I'm "tracking" you right now. You don't know about that chip inserted in your ear by the last AMT.

[QUOTE=Tples69][url]http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/02/cops-madam-taped-massage-clients.html[/url][/QUOTE]That is damn scary. I know exactly what ad they are referring to. That woman has posted on CL and BP for quite some time. There is no telling how many men she recorded. I *almost* made an appointment with her about a month ago but never went through with it. Looks like I lucked out big time. Maybe I should buy a Lotto ticket today.

Her ads used to regularly say she was 28 years old, LOL. That pic looks like no 28 year old I've ever seen. You can never trust the age posted to a CL or BP ad. I wonder what she was doing with the video tape? Was it for security purposes, an adult website, or to hold for possibly blackmailing someone? Here is hoping this is an isolated incident. I'd hate to think my image has been beamed over cyberspace at many of these Asian Apts. A pin hole sized camera is tough to spot, especially in an already darkened room. I will be extra cautious the next time I'm at an Apt.

You're right. Dirty apt. She is a 2 or 3 on my scale. Out of shape, just saggy and sad. No muscle tone. Where I grew up we called this kind of woman "white trash." But ugly out of shape white trash. Yuck. Bad massage, bad time when I went. This is an accurate report, fine first effort.[QUOTE=Crtl Alt X]First time reporter long time lurker.

You'll find Jade's ad on BP and CL.

I do not recommend. A little to dingy and dirty for me. Her apartment is a hole in the wall. There was nothing relaxing or soothing about the experience. She had Montel William on in the background for mood lighting and background noise. The show was about cheating husbands. Come on turn the TV off!

She is average looking at best. The massage was below average as well

That said it's only 100 dollars for a 30 minute massage with a BBBJ finish so if that's all you want she will do.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sdjsingle]They went through my pockets and helped themselves to a ten and a few singles. Haven't been back since.

Stay away fellas.[/QUOTE]Yep, got me for .150 several months ago.

Prior to being apart of this forum.

Not a nice place.

[QUOTE=Tples69][url]http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/02/cops-madam-taped-massage-clients.html[/url][/QUOTE]

Gotta love the name. She has a face only a mother could love. I sincerely hope she doesn't use her tapes as part of a plea bargain.

[QUOTE=Tples69][url]http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/02/cops-madam-taped-massage-clients.html[/url][/QUOTE]I could very well be on those 30 hours of tapes!

No.

This is her ad.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/jade-a-southern-beauty-here-to-provide-the-ultimate-experience-in-sensual-seduction/4054359[/url]

[QUOTE=Mojo567]Is this the lady you are referring to?

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/a-brest-lovers-dream-with-athick-juicy-booty-80-in-call-special/5028733[/url][/QUOTE]

Malena's incall is near Wrigley. The massage is done topless. She does a very nice job on a professional table in her kitchen with soothing music playing. Conversation is always easy. The BBBJ finish is awesome.

In conclusion, normal, no drama, average looking 34 year old woman, boobs are a little saggy, who will give you a good massage, BBBJ + CIM for $175.

Ad's on BP and CL and CV

(312) 528. 9180

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/my-warm-hands-your-nude-body-on-my-massage-table-a-very-sensual-soothing-delight/3499977[/url]

[QUOTE=Tples69][url]http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/02/cops-madam-taped-massage-clients.html[/url][/QUOTE]

The madam's name is Guo Yu.
The Guoyu is the title of a Chinese book of ancient history through the year 453 BCE.
It seems our scholars in LE or the press can't figure out such rarified subjects as early Asian classics.

[QUOTE=Falken]That is damn scary. I know exactly what ad they are referring to. That woman has posted on CL and BP for quite some time. There is no telling how many men she recorded. I *almost* made an appointment with her about a month ago but never went through with it. Looks like I lucked out big time. Maybe I should buy a Lotto ticket today.[/QUOTE]That place isn't too far from my work. On several occasions I thought about setting up an appointment with them.

Good thing I didn't.

Scary indeed.

[QUOTE=Ghostface89]The madam's name is Guo Yu.
The Guoyu is the title of a Chinese book of ancient history through the year 453 BCE.
It seems our scholars in LE or the press can't figure out such rarified subjects as early Asian classics.[/QUOTE]


That ugly old hag derserves to go to jail for saying shes fuking 28 years old and beautiful. Maybe next to a corpse shes beautiful.

[QUOTE=Northside Tod]First of all I would like to wish all the mongers of AMP a Happy New Year today.

Well after dropping my SO at the airport I thought I would indulge myself and I called The Harvest and found that Cindy was off. Papson said that he had a new girl Annie. Nice addition since she was pleasant and not bad on the eyes for an AMP and probably in her 30. A very nice massage just a bit short of Cindys normal performance. On the flip very accommodating. She said she worked in Chinatown but I could not understand the place she worked.

On another thought I was wondering if anyone had any success with the Hawaiian on North Ave. Please PM if you have.[/QUOTE]Gave Cindy a call to set up a few nights in a hotel 2/11 - 2/15. But, she wasn't off.

So I went to Senina on Sunday and made an appoitment with Vivina after reading some positive reviews about her. I'm not sure who said she was good looking or attractive but I did not find that to be the case at all. I wouldn't say she was fugly but not my cup of tea, she did however have a tight little body. The table shower was probably one of the best if not the best I have ever had anywhere. She cleaned me better than I clean myself, LOL. The massage was good, not out of this world, but good. I would say she did not tease much at all before the flip. Finish was very nice as well, overall a positive expierence.

Looks 6

Shower 10

Massage 8

Finish 8

[QUOTE=Simonpieman]have to love the name. She has a face only a mother could love. I sincerely hope she doesn't use her tapes as part of a plea bargain.[/QUOTE]I really hope they find some local politicians in those tapes, Or imagine if they found Tom Dart, that would be gold.

I have used the search function with no luck. I am looking for a girl she is new to this business. I used to see her at another location, but had lost contact with her before she moved. She works in North Chicago, possibly the Waukeagn area. She works for a Asian woman that runs her business out of a condo. She is 5'2'' Italian with long curly hair. Not fat but thick with a big ass and hips. The boobs are also big. She has a great smile. I have also attached a pic of her. Any help is appreciated.

[QUOTE=Falken]That is damn scary. I know exactly what ad they are referring to. That woman has posted on CL and BP for quite some time. There is no telling how many men she recorded. I *almost* made an appointment with her about a month ago but never went through with it. Looks like I lucked out big time. Maybe I should buy a Lotto ticket today.

Her ads used to regularly say she was 28 years old, LOL. That pic looks like no 28 year old I've ever seen. You can never trust the age posted to a CL or BP ad. I wonder what she was doing with the video tape? Was it for security purposes, an adult website, or to hold for possibly blackmailing someone? Here is hoping this is an isolated incident. I'd hate to think my image has been beamed over cyberspace at many of these Asian Apts. A pin hole sized camera is tough to spot, especially in an already darkened room. I will be extra cautious the next time I'm at an Apt.[/QUOTE]

It would be a sound investment to purchase a Video Camera Detector and scan in an Asian massage parlor or apartment before you do anything....if one of them had a camera...then it's best to assume they all have cameras. If you discover a camera...then at least you are taped doing nothing illegal. And you can leave..... what is it with these Asians and video cameras?

[QUOTE=Jordan Mike]I don't have time to look at old posts.

Thanks![/QUOTE]

I seldom post, but this is just too precious! I suggest you visit Madam Rosy and her 5 daughters, the palm sisters.

[QUOTE=Luv Nooke2]I seldom post, but this is just too precious! I suggest you visit Madam Rosy and her 5 daughters, the palm sisters.[/QUOTE]

If you prefer latinas, go to 26th Street. Manuela and her five daughters are a sure bet

[QUOTE=Mr Kodi]I have used the search function with no luck. I am looking for a girl she is new to this business. I used to see her at another location, but had lost contact with her before she moved. She works in North Chicago, possibly the Waukeagn area. She works for a Asian woman that runs her business out of a condo. She is 5'2'' Italian with long curly hair. Not fat but thick with a big ass and hips. The boobs are also big. She has a great smile. I have also attached a pic of her. Any help is appreciated.[/QUOTE]

I'm debating whether or not I should tell this guy. There's no history of providing good intel, and this username has been basically dormant (2nd post in about a year). She's not hard to find; fairly easy, in fact. I find it odd that she's wearing the same outfit in one of her pictures I've previously seen of her, but it's not the picture this guy has.

I might change my mind if more details are provided. I'm leaning toward NOT telling him, and I suggest others who know of her to proceed with caution. Am I being overly cautious? Seniors, let me know.

[QUOTE=F Blaster]I'm debating whether or not I should tell this guy. There's no history of providing good intel, and this username has been basically dormant (2nd post in about a year). She's not hard to find; fairly easy, in fact. I find it odd that she's wearing the same outfit in one of her pictures I've previously seen of her, but it's not the picture this guy has.

I might change my mind if more details are provided. I'm leaning toward NOT telling him, and I suggest others who know of her to proceed with caution. Am I being overly cautious? Seniors, let me know.[/QUOTE]

I saw the picture you are referring to, and any normal average surfing Joe would know where she is working today. Might be someone trolling for something!!!

[QUOTE=F Blaster]I'm debating whether or not I should tell this guy. There's no history of providing good intel, and this username has been basically dormant (2nd post in about a year). She's not hard to find; fairly easy, in fact. I find it odd that she's wearing the same outfit in one of her pictures I've previously seen of her, but it's not the picture this guy has.

I might change my mind if more details are provided. I'm leaning toward NOT telling him, and I suggest others who know of her to proceed with caution. Am I being overly cautious? Seniors, let me know.[/QUOTE]I post when I need to. Last night I found the need to ask for some help. I am sorry if that upset you in any way. I just need a little help and I thought I could get it here. Pictures don't mean much I have a lot of her. As I said I know her. I can provide her first name her last name. Or whatever you might require to believe me.

[QUOTE=genuis8]I saw the picture you are referring to, and any normal average surfing Joe would know where she is working today. Might be someone trolling for something!!![/QUOTE]I have done some looking here and backpage I just was not able to find anything. I understand there is going to be a degree of suspicion but please cut me some slack.

[QUOTE=genuis8]I saw the picture you are referring to, and any normal average surfing Joe would know where she is working today. Might be someone trolling for something!!![/QUOTE]Thanks for nothing.

I found what I was looking for, and no I wasnt trolling

Anyone familiar with Beijing spa. Did not have time to partake but popped in to look. Cute thin asian named Jennifer greeted me. She looked familiar but not sure. Any info please PM me. Thanks

[QUOTE=Nighthawk55]The best place in town to get FS is located at 118 N. Clark St.

They will f*cl you real good there.[/QUOTE]LOL Awesome!

[QUOTE=genuis8]I saw the picture you are referring to, and any normal average surfing Joe would know where she is working today. Might be someone trolling for something!!![/QUOTE]


I agree....should not be that hard to find the info he needs! Makes you wonder???

I have heard a report that one or more of the L girls have branched out on their own. If any seniors have any info, please PM me.

Went to K&M last night about 7. Locked up tight, no lights, no phone answer, even the back parking gate was shut?

[QUOTE=Self Hi5]I agree....should not be that hard to find the info he needs! Makes you wonder???[/QUOTE]I still don't know what all this "wondering" is about..

Truth be told I looked for little bit, and stopped to ask here thinking it would be easier. It wasn't.

[QUOTE=Mr Kodi]I have done some looking here and backpage I just was not able to find anything. I understand there is going to be a degree of suspicion but please cut me some slack.[/QUOTE]Why?

What have you done to deserve slack?

Massage Spa called "Therapy Spa" located on 3334 W. Peterson Ave., Chicago, IL

they are engaging in bad behavior and has being reported to Cook County Sheriff's Office and LE is sitting across the street watching , so beware and for you saftey don't get arrested , I would pick another spa.

Also, you can google GQ Spa in Buffalo Grove just recently got busted last month. So don't want to see you in the paper . Just a warning play at your own risk.

So, did a guy find a good place and wants to keep it for himself or did he not have a happy time.

[QUOTE=Cubiche]If you prefer latinas, go to 26th Street. Manuela and her five daughters are a sure bet[/QUOTE]26th street, that is over played my friend.

That's a hang out for teens and pre teens.

[QUOTE=PussyPoker]Massage Spa called "Therapy Spa" located on 3334 W. Peterson Ave., Chicago, IL

they are engaging in bad behavior and has being reported to Cook County Sheriff's Office and LE is sitting across the street watching , so beware and for you saftey don't get arrested , I would pick another spa.[/QUOTE]Just curious, how did you come upon this information? Did you see the LE yourself? I had thought about checking this place out since it isn't too far from where I live.