The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Chris5]
YragFag where are you my friend? Haven't heard from you. Put down the magazines and the homemade video's and stop fucking whacking off asshole! Get your weird sorry ass back in the RAT TRAP and keep my big balls nice and clean! Lmao!

Fucking LOSER!

Chris5. [/QUOTE][RED][b]SWEET JESUS, Christine5, you're as sharp as a basketball ![/b][/RED]

BTW, it was "[U]ME[/U]" who long ago coined the phrase "[I]Sissy Chrissy[/I]", which [U]EVERYONE[/U] is now using. However the other day someone referred to you as "[I]Christine[/I]", and I have started borrowing that name as I tend to like it even better. It "does" have a certain ring to it, don't you think? Sounds "regal", my good friend. And if you're anything, you're "regal" for sure!

LMAO!

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2723769]Not just "anybody" could get to see the lovely Princess Dahlia.

Good thing you've got a replacement that [U]EVERYONE[/U] can see; that is your SKANKY SW SISTER! I hear your Streetwalker "friends" are having THE-TIME-OF-THEIR-LIFE with her, my friend.

LMAO!

What a [I]super[/I]- [B]IDIOT[/B] ![/QUOTE]Was worried about you old friend. God forbid you fucking die or something like that you fucking LOSER! You're a whining little cocksucker. Your beitch Dahlia won't be missed old friend. Why don't you leave town with her? Your princess is a cum rag! LOL! A fucking cum rag! Too bad for Orlando she leaving. Yea Right! Hey YragFag I need help washing my big HAIRY balls. Get your ass over here and wash them for me you weird crayon up your ass beitch.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Jazak;2723693]I never seen Krusty the Clown get so mad before. Ha. Ha..Ha.. Mission accomplished!! Pissed the clown off! And at the same time proved that he does have a second username on this forum.

Have a good day.

Shut up Jazak! Ha..Ha..[/QUOTE]How can someone as FAT and disgusting as you even have the nerve to MONGER? Even my Paradise Trail girls would laugh in your fat face. You're pathetic. Oh and I know you ran back crying to Dallas about me ripping you apart here in the TRAP. Asshole.

Chris5.

Christine5's sister is walking OBT giving prostrate exams with her [B]wickedly[/B] long tongue. Something she probably learned to do from Christine5. He "is" actively pimping out his very own SKANKY sister to all his "friends" on the Streetwalker thread! That poor girl will be a shit-eater for the rest of her PATHETIC life. At least, unlike Christine5, his sister is extremely good at what she does. After all, she learned her trade from none other than "The Genius"! [I]And months ago, he led us all to believe that he had no idea what Rhino Feces was.[/I] Hell, I think "Rhino5" is his sister's first name! Just look at her tongue; now that girl has "[B][i]got some game[/i][/B]".

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That poor girl. When Christine5 introduced Rhino5 to Swaggs at Universal on Mother's Day, Rhino5 had no idea that soon Christine5 would start pimping her out to all his "friends". Since Swaggs was obviously in charge that day, Rhino5 never imagined Christine5 was capable of treating women the way he does.

Besides having a fetish for eating shit, Christine5 also has a fetish for [B]masturbating to photos of Dallas[/B]. Dallas is his "Fantasy Girl". He dreams that he's married to her, and [RED][b]whenever hes raping one of this homeless women[/b][/RED], he closes his eyes and imagines he's with Dallas. I hate to support his degenerate fetish but, once again, I'll provide him with a photo of the beautiful Dallas taken in MY bedroom, so he can go "[RED][b]choke his chicken nugget[/b][/RED]" to his heart's content!

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What a coincidence Christine5, my good friend. Dallas just posted a new ad today; she is back in Orlando. You should go see her now, my friend, while you have the chance! Of course, if you ever actually met the lovely Dallas face-to-face, that 1-inch cock of yours would probably immediately cum in your shorts!

We have to ask ourselves how Christine5 got to be such a HUGE, IDIOTIC DOUCHEBAG? Just maybe Mommy and Daddy didn't pay him enough attention when he was a child. [U]OR[/U], just maybe Mommy and Daddy paid him [U]TOO[/U] MUCH ATTENTION when he was a child. Yes, [U]THAT[/U] MUST be it! I think his Daddy let him (or, probably MADE him) play with all the scissors he wanted! LMAO!

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Christine5 suffers from such low self-esteem that he resorts to fictitious dreams of fantasy, the likes of which this Board has never seen. He is far, FAR, [U]FAR[/U], [U][b]FAR[/b][/U] from "[B]the Genius[/B]" that he portrays himself to be. In fact, he's quite the opposite. Christine5 is STUPID, she's IGNORANT, she's INEPT, she's WEAK, she's an AMATEUR, she's INCOMPETENT, she's an IDIOT, and she's IMPOTENT. Christine5 is just an all-around IMBECILE with a TINY [U][b]TINY[/b][/U] PENIS [RED][b]who likes to rape vulnerable homeless women[/b][/RED]!

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And Christine5 certainly [RED][u][b]IS NOT A MONGER[/b][/u][/RED]. Us [U]REAL[/U] Mongers shudder at the thought that Christine5's actions will ever be misconstrued for those of a [U]REAL[/U] MONGER! But then, the women who count; the ones Christine5 cannot be with; are not fooled one bit; they readily see right through all his [U]BULLSHIT[/U]!

[RED][b]BTW Christine5, in case you didnt know, BULLSHIT is just another fancy educated word for RHINO FECES. LMAO! We would hate to have you confused once again by our [u]Adult[/u] conversation here on the Board![/b][/RED]

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Damn Dude, I think I just bent you over and shoved your head face down into a pillow while I plowed your asshole with my gigantic cock. Was it as good for you as it was for me, my sad, sad little friend?

You have a Happy Holiday Season now, [B][red]CUPCAKE[/red][/B]!

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2724295]Christine5's sister is walking OBT giving prostrate exams with her [B]wickedly[/B] long tongue. Something she probably learned to do from Christine5. He "is" actively pimping out his very own SKANKY sister to all his "friends" on the Streetwalker thread! That poor girl will be a shit-eater for the rest of her PATHETIC life. At least, unlike Christine5, his sister is extremely good at what she does. After all, she learned her trade from none other than "The Genius"! [I]And months ago, he led us all to believe that he had no idea what Rhino Feces was.[/I] Hell, I think "Rhino5" is his sister's first name! Just look at her tongue; now that girl has "[B][i]got some game[/i][/B]".

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That poor girl. When Christine5 introduced Rhino5 to Swaggs at Universal on Mother's Day, Rhino5 had no idea that soon Christine5 would start pimping her out to all his "friends". Since Swaggs was obviously in charge that day, Rhino5 never imagined Christine5 was capable of treating women the way he does.

Besides having a fetish for eating shit, Christine5 also has a fetish for [B]masturbating to photos of Dallas[/B]. Dallas is his "Fantasy Girl". He dreams that he's married to her, and [RED][b]whenever hes raping one of this homeless women[/b][/RED], he closes his eyes and imagines he's with Dallas. I hate to support his degenerate fetish but, once again, I'll provide him with a photo of the beautiful Dallas taken in MY bedroom, so he can go "[RED][b]choke his chicken nugget[/b][/RED]" to his heart's content!

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What a coincidence Christine5, my good friend. Dallas just posted a new ad today; she is back in Orlando. You should go see her now, my friend, while you have the chance! Of course, if you ever actually met the lovely Dallas face-to-face, that 1-inch cock of yours would probably immediately cum in your shorts!

We have to ask ourselves how Christine5 got to be such a HUGE, IDIOTIC DOUCHEBAG? Just maybe Mommy and Daddy didn't pay him enough attention when he was a child. [U]OR[/U], just maybe Mommy and Daddy paid him [U]TOO[/U] MUCH ATTENTION when he was a child. Yes, [U]THAT[/U] MUST be it! I think his Daddy let him (or, probably MADE him) play with all the scissors he wanted! LMAO!

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Christine5 suffers from such low self-esteem that he resorts to fictitious dreams of fantasy, the likes of which this Board has never seen. He is far, FAR, [U]FAR[/U], [U][b]FAR[/b][/U] from "[B]the Genius[/B]" that he portrays himself to be. In fact, he's quite the opposite. Christine5 is STUPID, she's IGNORANT, she's INEPT, she's WEAK, she's an AMATEUR, she's INCOMPETENT, she's an IDIOT, and she's IMPOTENT. Christine5 is just an all-around IMBECILE with a TINY [U][b]TINY[/b][/U] PENIS [RED][b]who likes to rape vulnerable homeless women[/b][/RED]!

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And Christine5 certainly [RED][u][b]IS NOT A MONGER[/b][/u][/RED]. Us [U]REAL[/U] Mongers shudder at the thought that Christine5's actions will ever be misconstrued for those of a [U]REAL[/U] MONGER! But then, the women who count; the ones Christine5 cannot be with; are not fooled one bit; they readily see right through all his [U]BULLSHIT[/U]!

[RED][b]BTW Christine5, in case you didnt know, BULLSHIT is just another fancy educated word for RHINO FECES. LMAO! We would hate to have you confused once again by our [u]Adult[/u] conversation here on the Board![/b][/RED]

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Damn Dude, I think I just bent you over and shoved your head face down into a pillow while I plowed your asshole with my gigantic cock. Was it as good for you as it was for me, my sad, sad little friend?

You have a Happy Holiday Season now, [B][red]CUPCAKE[/red][/B]![/QUOTE]My old friend. Man we go way back old pal. YragFag you are one weird dude. I find you to be very entertaining. LOL! A REAL MONGER like myself feels pity for you cocksucker. You are extremely envious and jealous of me. Oh well. You keep using the same pic of the breathtaking Dallas. Don't you have any NEW ones old friend?

Chris5.

Hey buddy. I think you have some deep psychological issues that you need to get help for. You are in desperate need of a shrink old friend. What happened to you in your shitty childhood? Did your dad fuck you up the ass daily? We're you caught repeatedly in the boys locker room jerking off to guy's behind a secret door? What the hell happened to you YragFag? I have said it many times before. You need to stop masquerading on this forum like Peter pan pretending to be a MONGER you sick fuck! LOL.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5]
Hey buddy. I think you have some deep psychological issues that you need to get help for. You are in desperate need of a shrink old friend. What happened to you in your shitty childhood? Did your dad fuck you up the ass daily? We're you caught repeatedly in the boys locker room jerking off to guy's behind a secret door? What the hell happened to you YragFag? I have said it many times before. You need to stop masquerading on this forum like Peter pan pretending to be a MONGER you sick fuck! LOL.

Chris5. [/QUOTE]Sorry my sweet Christine, I have no more time for you.

Once I finish stuffing Dahlia's stocking, we're heading out on our honeymoon.

Happy Trails you sad, sad PATHETIC LOSER!

[B]Christine5:[/B] Thought I'd take a page from Swags' playbook, and provide you with two YouTube videos for Christmas.

Rudolph ([B][i][red]Christine5 ![/red][/i][/B]) The Deepthroat Reindeer: [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGKmKdFkDYE[/URL].

Dallas, Dreaming of my Wide Penis: [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU__g5gELIA[/URL].

Swaggs being back in the house has me energized. Here are a few more of Christine5's personal favorite tunes.

Here's Christine5's personal Christmas Theme Song: [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL9DF1SRBnM[/URL].

And here's how everyone here feels about Christine5: [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAt2rx5Te9o&list=RDDU__g5gELIA&index=24[/URL].

Christine5's Old Lady Cacthes Him Cheatin' on Her: [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf-QTw615b4&list=RDDU__g5gELIA&index=33[/URL].

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Hey my buddy! My Dear old friend. YragFag everyone on this great board hates my fucking guts! But you YragFag are my only friend on here. I appreciate that buddy. I saw your review of Dahlia in the other thread and boy you sound happier than a sissy in boys town! Just tickled pink right old friend? You even wrote a Christmas poem for you escort wife! Lmfao!

YragFag what the fuck is wrong with you? You do know that after she left your shitty house she went on to the next dude to suck his dick! LOL! You can't fall in love with a hooker you dyslexia fuck you! There is ZERO hope for you! You put cash in a Christmas stocking for you escort wife. What's wrong with this picture?

YragFag you are the ultimate LOSER! You will always always always always always BE LOSER!

By the way I need you to stop by my place on OBT and wash my balls Peter pan!'ROTFLMAO!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5]
Hey my buddy! My Dear old friend. YragFag everyone on this great board hates my fucking guts! But you YragFag are my only friend on here. I appreciate that buddy. I saw your review of Dahlia in the other thread and boy you sound happier than a sissy in boys town! Just tickled pink right old friend? You even wrote a Christmas poem for you escort wife! Lmfao!

YragFag what the fuck is wrong with you? You do know that after she left your shitty house she went on to the next dude to suck his dick! LOL! You can't fall in love with a hooker you dyslexia fuck you! There is ZERO hope for you! You put cash in a Christmas stocking for you escort wife. What's wrong with this picture?

YragFag you are the ultimate LOSER! You will always always always always always BE LOSER!

By the way I need you to stop by my place on OBT and wash my balls Peter pan!'ROTFLMAO!

Chris5. [/QUOTE][RED]We regret to inform you that [b][i]YOUR POST IS NOT WORTHY OF A RESPONSE.[/i][/b][/RED]

However, in the Spirit of the Season, please do review the following:

[B]Christine5, The Deepthroat Reindeer:[/B] [U]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGKmKdFkDYE[/U].

[B]Christine5's personal Christmas Song:[/B] [U]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL9DF1SRBnM[/U].

[B]Christine5 cheats on his Old Lady:[/B] [U]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf-QTw615b4&list=RDDU__g5gELIA&index=33[/U]. (Also known as: [B][i]In the Club with Dirty Foot Bitches, Everything She Drank You Buyin'[/i][/B]).

When Jedi Swags is off her meds.

Whoa baby!! Like it I do, says Yoda.

Does anyone one iota of WTF she is talking about?

HA HA HA HA Besides not being a Monger, You suck at being a comedian too!! So now you are a fucking dentist giving dental exams during sessions of the most vulnerable in parking with cameras?? Bad teeth? HA HA HA Good one! Okay, it is the week of Christmas, so I'll just close by saying, drop the crack pipe and get back to posting useless bullshit. Seems that is the only thing you are good at.

And, Happy Holidays.

JC.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2726749]Very open and honest review. Thank You Sir. If a chick has bad teeth that is definitely a huge turn off for me personally. The not getting on top is also a deal breaker. Orlando has tons of beautiful provider's to choose from. That's a good thing.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JustCruzin;2727063]HA HA HA HA Besides not being a Monger, You suck at being a comedian too!! So now you are a fucking dentist giving dental exams during sessions of the most vulnerable in parking with cameras?? Bad teeth? HA HA HA Good one! Okay, it is the week of Christmas, so I'll just close by saying, drop the crack pipe and get back to posting useless bullshit. Seems that is the only thing you are good at.

And, Happy Holidays.

JC.[/QUOTE]Post# 1129 which you did a week ago about Nova. You Asshole gave this twat a glowing fucking review! Now you are here in the TRAP whiteknighting her! LOL! You fucktards are hysterical! Well sorry to bust your bubble old man but another monger reviewed NOVA yesterday and gave her a shitty review! He says she is NOT the girl in the pics and she had fucked up teeth and he called her LAZY!

You asshole in your glowing review of NOVA failed to mention in your review that it was not ever her in the pics!! You failed also to mention her fucked up teeth and that she was a lazy fuck! So you JC are a fucking liar old man! How could you give a glowing review of someone who is NOT even the chick in the pic. LOL! You're useless and a waste of my time old man. You AND Camera3 gave this chick glowing reviews! Smh! Put down the armor asshole!

Tell your good buddy YragFag and that cocksucker Jazak that I said to eat a dick!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=JustCruzin;2727063]HA HA HA HA Besides not being a Monger, You suck at being a comedian too!! So now you are a fucking dentist giving dental exams during sessions of the most vulnerable in parking with cameras?? Bad teeth? HA HA HA Good one! Okay, it is the week of Christmas, so I'll just close by saying, drop the crack pipe and get back to posting useless bullshit. Seems that is the only thing you are good at.

And, Happy Holidays.

JC.[/QUOTE]I will continue to call out ALL whiteknights on this board people! I welcome ALL reviews but if a chick deserves a bad review she should definitely get one! Glowing reviews for the sole purpose of whiteknighting must come to an end. People like JC, C3, That cocksucker YragFag aka Peter Pan, and that disgusting loser Jazak will be called out for their whiteknighting reviews.

Assholes!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=JustCruzin;2727063]HA HA HA HA Besides not being a Monger, You suck at being a comedian too!! So now you are a fucking dentist giving dental exams during sessions of the most vulnerable in parking with cameras?? Bad teeth? HA HA HA Good one! Okay, it is the week of Christmas, so I'll just close by saying, drop the crack pipe and get back to posting useless bullshit. Seems that is the only thing you are good at.

And, Happy Holidays.

JC.[/QUOTE]I would have never seen Chris's posts as I have him on ignore, which has proven to be a very good thing. The lady's teeth are not bad, not like in bad because drugs are causing them to fall out. There is nothing wrong that an orthodontist couldn't fix, and, frankly, they really aren't that bad. She has them all, they are white, no bad gum issues. Then, she gets extra points for that bitchin' tongue piercing.

The girl turns heads when she walks down the street. That long blonde hair and pretty nice body do the trick.

He just continues to be full of shit, commenting on ladies he has never seen, nor can he afford, anyway. That's really why I put him on ignore, he offers nothing. I can take that he is an ass hole if he added any usable intel. Even his intel on OBT is make believe. He has never reviewed the legendary Jackie, so I know he is making it all up.

C3.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2727256]I would have never seen Chris's posts as I have him on ignore, which has proven to be a very good thing. The lady's teeth are not bad, not like in bad because drugs are causing them to fall out. There is nothing wrong that an orthodontist couldn't fix, and, frankly, they really aren't that bad. She has them all, they are white, no bad gum issues. Then, she gets extra points for that bitchin' tongue piercing.

The girl turns heads when she walks down the street. That long blonde hair and pretty nice body do the trick.

He just continues to be full of shit, commenting on ladies he has never seen, nor can he afford, anyway. That's really why I put him on ignore, he offers nothing. I can take that he is an ass hole if he added any usable intel. Even his intel on OBT is make believe. He has never reviewed the legendary Jackie, so I know he is making it all up.

C3.[/QUOTE]Hey old friend. You have me on ignore yet you CAN'T stop mentioning my name! What good is it for you to have me on ignore?? I don't get it. You hate my posts yet you still keep bringing me up AFTER you put me on IGNORE! You continue to white Knight this Nova CHICK who is using fake pics and has bad teeth and who another MONGER called LAZY! You go get your white fancy horse and your shiny armor and come to this twat NOVA rescue!! You should be ashamed of yourself! Your reviews are shit and you my friend are a fucking liar!! Yes I'm calling you a LIAR!! You reviewed someone with fake pics and fucked up teeth and LAZY in bed! And this is who you kissed like high school sweethearts? LOL! All I can say is I hope you brushed your dentures afterwards!! LOL!

Got to love the IGNORE feature right c3.

Cocksucker!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5]
People like JC, C3, That cocksucker YragFag aka Peter Pan, and that disgusting loser Jazak will be called out for their whiteknighting reviews.
Chris5. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chris5]
Tell your good buddy YragFag and that cocksucker Jazak that I said to eat a dick!
Chris5. [/QUOTE]I turned on my phone yesterday, and asked Siri: "[I]Siri, what would be a good Christmas gift for me to get Christine5, based on the way he treats me?[/I]".

Siri recommended the following seasonally-appropriate Instructional Video for Christine5:

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjtZilCwoBk[/URL]

Listen, the little man with the uneducated mind. You wouldn't know the difference between a good review or a bad review if an English Major was explaining every word to your dumb ass. Once again, reading is fundamental. Wouldn't bang a chick with a crooked tooth or doesn't do CG? But unfortunately does addicts day in and day out by your own admission? Case closed you re a genius BULLSHITTER, NOT A MONGER. Please go get a reading tutor, I am getting tired of explaining these posts to your uneducated mind. JC

[QUOTE=Chris5;2727156]I will continue to call out ALL whiteknights on this board people! I welcome ALL reviews but if a chick deserves a bad review she should definitely get one! Glowing reviews for the sole purpose of whiteknighting must come to an end. People like JC, C3, That cocksucker YragFag aka Peter Pan, and that disgusting loser Jazak will be called out for their whiteknighting reviews.

Assholes!

Chris5.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=JustCruzin;2727933]Listen, the little man with the uneducated mind. You wouldn't know the difference between a good review or a bad review if an English Major was explaining every word to your dumb ass. Once again, reading is fundamental. Wouldn't bang a chick with a crooked tooth or doesn't do CG? But unfortunately does addicts day in and day out by your own admission? Case closed you re a genius BULLSHITTER, NOT A MONGER. Please go get a reading tutor, I am getting tired of explaining these posts to your uneducated mind. JC

.[/QUOTE]That's all you got old man? Wow I guess you really told me!! LOL! You're a whiteknight old foolish asshole! You're no REAL MONGER, your a captain save a ho is what you are! LOL! How are are you 90?? Shut your old useless ass up old man. I've been tearing you apart for week's! HOWEVER I will continue blasting your old ass only because I'm bored.

Asswipe!

Chris5.

But your new ATF NOVA just got another horrible review from. Another monger. The Game is over you two useless clowns! Your credibility is shot to hell. You two reviewed and glorified this provider who admittedly was not even the chick in the photo! You two clowns misled fellow mongers like myself to believe this was the new holy grail. Shame on both you assholes! This is what I mean by me being a MONGERING GENIUS. I called be. S. On this chick long ago but no one would listen to me. I frankly am disgusted with the two of you lying LOSERS. No one will believe a word the two of you clowns say anymore.

Chris5.

Camera3 right now I am truly pissed the fuck off with you old man. A couple of weeks ago you gave a glorious review to a new provider named Nova. You Said she was phenomenal and a breathe of fresh new air and the two of you kissed like high school sweethearts and the moon's and the fucking star's lined up for the two of you. Problem is you lied!! Yes you fucking lied you cocksucker! She is NOT ANYWHERE near the girl in her ad photo, she has fucked up teeth, is NOT GFE and is LAZY! No CG! Two other SENIOR MEMBERS said this upon seeing her! One MONGER said this beitch had the nerve to be actually watching tv while sucking his cock! WTF!! This is unacceptable! I called bullshit on your review from day one and once again I was RIGHT!

You have misled this great forum and you should be ashamed of yourself! You told all your buddy's to go See this chick. Did you also tell them to lie as well? How the fuck can you say that a chick using a fake ad pic is acceptable behavior! You assailed! You are pathetic and discust me! I DEMAND your new ATF NOVA fully refund these MONGERS coins immediately!!

Chris5.

[blue]So you're saying you didn't like her?

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Guys don't fall for all the one post and low post wonders who want you to believe a certain place is wonderful and their competition is crap.

Nothing worse than liars tooting their own horn and defaming others in the name of profits unless it is of course, those who support such behavior or stand idly by while it goes on.

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2727775]I turned on my phone yesterday, and asked Siri: "[I]Siri, what would be a good Christmas gift for me to get Christine5, based on the way he treats me?[/I]".

Siri recommended the following seasonally-appropriate Instructional Video for Christine5:

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjtZilCwoBk[/URL][/QUOTE]YragFag my old friend. I looked at the video you sent me and it was disgusting. Please refrain from sending me homographic material. I am a single STRAIGHT male. This is a MONGER board when men discuss women. You Sir need to seek professional help.

Chris5.

Anyone who has really seen her knows she could use some dental work, but you saw her anyway? Heaven forbid, did you overlook that flaw that is such a turn off to you? You are late on this one, I reviewed her on 10 Nov. Let me introduce to everyone, "The Queen of Bullshitters" and "Not A Monger" the legend in her own mind, Sissy Chrissy.

JC.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2727735]Special thanks to GiantOne for sharing this sweet little sexy lady with me. Yes GiantOne busted me up for going silent on hIm when he requested digits. LOL! Sorry dude that won't happen again. Texted Gina late tonight and we met at the racetrack off Edgewater. Gina is mobile. Drive's HERSELF. That was a first for me. LOL! Gina is young sexy with a small petite frame. She is as cute as a button. We talked like we already had met each other before. Excellent services. When I hugged her I grabbed underneath her tight dress and held on to her ass. No panties. Just the way I like it. I knew after palming her ass that I had to fuck this sexy young chick. Excellent BBBJ and CFS. She's tiny but her pussy made me nut super quick. Thank You GiantOne for this great find. Hell I'm thinking about seeing her again tomorrow.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JustCruzin;2728292]Anyone who has really seen her knows she could use some dental work, but you saw her anyway? Heaven forbid, did you overlook that flaw that is such a turn off to you? You are late on this one, I reviewed her on 10 Nov. Let me introduce to everyone, "The Queen of Bullshitters" and "Not A Monger" the legend in her own mind, Sissy Chrissy.

JC.[/QUOTE]You have a glorious review to NOVA and it wasn't even her in the pic! Two OTHER SENIOR MEMBERS verified this and gave her shitty review! You paid nova 200 coins plus tip for a chick who was not even the chick in the ad! Explain you retarded old man. You owe me a fucking explanation for your lying and your stupidity! My dreams cost me between 10 and 30 coins! LOL! You paid NOVA how much AGAIN? 200 coins plus tip! Now who's the DUMB ass? LOL!! I will NEVER believe any of your reviews again. But please post all reviews. I encourage you to continue posting reviews. Lies or not please POST. Sorry old man you got caught big time with this NOVA lie! You gage her 200 coins and white knight her here! Fake pic, fucked up teeth, LAZY fuck and bad smokers breathe! Hope you enjoyed NOVA. I'm sure she will be available to you anytime now. LOL! Can you post the REAL NOVA pic?' LOL.

Chris5.

Pick up your face off the floor old man!

[QUOTE=Chris5]
YragFag my old friend. I looked at the video you sent me and it was disgusting. Please refrain from sending me homographic material. I am a single STRAIGHT male. This is a MONGER board when men discuss women. You Sir need to seek professional help.
Chris5. [/QUOTE]This is an all-inclusive Board, my friend. We will ALWAYS make an exception for a GAY DOUCHEBAG like you, Christine5.

Why Christine5 "[I][b]fancies[/b][/I]" the handle "Chris": [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxcOaOTLuIg[/URL].

How Christine5 [U]really[/U] feels about women: [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X6lqD5gZdg[/URL].

[B][i]See ya on the other side![/i][/B]

I got the perfect Christmas gift for you old friend. How about a nice big portrait of PETER PAN!! ROTFLMAO!! That way you can pin the pic of PETER PAN in your shitty bedroom. You remind me of PETER PAN dancing and twirling around in green stocking.

I know you're smiling at this post beitch!

Smile beitch, smile! LOL.

Chris5.