Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Tp1701;1432763]I don't get it, what are they exactly supposed to do for you? The site doesn't offer any explanations.[/QUOTE]Ok-from what I can tell-you wear them under your clothing and it causes a very enjoyable feeling from the lap dance which causes you to bust your nut very easily. It would appear that there is a lubricant inside that makes the lap dance and the grinding that much more enjoyable-no burning friction etc. That you can have from a hard lap dance. If I try them out-I will let you know-just seems a little wierd to me-but if they work. Could be a cheap alternative.

[QUOTE=Ruggerz66; 1432067]Just a shot in the dark-but has anyone in this forum tried this product? Seems very intriuging to me. Jsut wondering if anyone out there has given this a shot. Wonder if the girls know these are out there and if they feel like they are getting cheated out of extra "tip money" if these work as well as advertised.

No I am not schilling for these things, just curious if they are worth the hassle of ordering them.

Rugger.

[url]www.liquidlapdance.com/[/url][/QUOTE]Apparently, they're all the rage in the Vegas strip clubs, with some dancers even selling them to customers before a lap dance. I read one review somewhere and the guy who wore them was apparently pretty "satisfied" LOL

I don't go to these places, but after reading some on the post here it has peeked my interest. My questions are, first which are the best places to go for a newbee and secondly what should I expect to pay for the various services? I don't mind paying, but I don't want to be taken by the ladies either.

Thanks for any advice.

[QUOTE=Evileyefleegle; 1432927]I don't go to these places, but after reading some on the post here it has peeked my interest. My questions are, first which are the best places to go for a newbee and secondly what should I expect to pay for the various services? I don't mind paying, but I don't want to be taken by the ladies either.

Thanks for any advice.[/QUOTE]I would recommend Desire and Club Fantasies. Foxy = WAY too good at seperating you from your money. Cheaters = nasty (or so I have been told).

It completely depends on the girl. Negociate everything up front. I normally take a girl for a lapdance (price depends on club and day / time. Ask first!) and see how she is. If she is cool and we have a good vibe, I might ask how much for champagne room and if there are any extras. Standard champagne fee would be $130 for 15 minutes. The girl gets $100 and the house gets $30. Might come with a 'free' drink afterwards if you / they remember (I normally tell the girl she can have it. Scores points!).

Her response to you might be like this:

Girl 1: No extras.

Girl 2: No extras unless I get to know you.

Girl 3: HJ is an extra $50.

Girl 4: I can give you a HJ. Sure. But a BJ is extra.

Girl 5: FS is $ xxxx.

I tend to go for Girl 4. Basically, I can drop by the club, grab a $5 overpriced drink and get a HJ and bail in under an hour (during lunch) for under $150. Takes the edge off. Assuming you do this every 2 weeks (or more often!) and always at the same club and same time of day, the girls get to know you and you always have 2-3 girls that will do what you want. Then you can skip the lapdance. However, remember to do a lapdance occassianly with a fav. Girl. They appreciate the chatting / flirting / etc. They don't want to feel like you just come in for a HJ and then leave. Makes them feel like a ****. And remember kids."strippers are not hookers!" (as told to me by a stripper while giving me a BJ!)

[QUOTE=NY Monger; 1432660]Cheaters-

Kinda like a used car lot.[/QUOTE]This might be the sleaziest thing I've heard about the PP.

[QUOTE=Willy O;1431123]Marlena is still there and is back to dancing. She usually just does lap dances and will be upfront about not doing extras.[/QUOTE]I haven't been there in awhile but would def go back for her. Does anyone know if she works days, nights, or any cretain days? Thanks in advance!

Wishing you happy stories and great endings!

CCC

[QUOTE=CapeCodCory; 1434333]I haven't been there in awhile but would def go back for her. Does anyone know if she works days, nights, or any cretain days? Thanks in advance!

Wishing you happy stories and great endings!

CCC[/QUOTE]She works during the day almost everyday of the week. I would call ahead to make sure she is there. It was amazing seeing her back in action. With Marlena back dancing I will go to the Pink Palace much more these days.

Has anyone ever received extras from the Foxy providence? I have a buddy who said he got take-out for $$1/2 but I kinda question his honesty because he tends to be a story teller. However I have had my own experiences at both the providence and brockton locations. At providence maybe 2 years ago I got some extras for free but there were reasons behind it. I got to finger bang this one stripper while she reached down my pants in the general lap dance area. But the reason this happened was because it was my friends sister who I found out always had a crush on me and I initiated the touching she just didn't stop me and after I warmed up the engine she was ready for a spin. I met her after she got out and got some free BBFS. Other than that experience I haven't even been approached about extras or even suggestions of extras in VIP.

Brockton however is an entirely different beast. If any of you haven't gone I suggest you put this location on your bucket list. You may ask why drive all that way? To which I would respond that the girls there as at the quality of Providence but twice as trashy. Anyway while getting a lap dance by this fine looking senorita I was asked 2go to the champagne room which I responded with an immediate no. She then responded with a promise that she would make me cum. I said sure as long as ejaculation was done by mouth which she was open to performing. Immediately after paying and walking upstairs my pants were around my ankles and she was giving a very enthusiastic BBBJ. The only odd part about this experience was the waitress walked in on us but she didn't even bat an eye and asked me if I needed a drink while this * was sucking my cock. Weird right? This indicated 2me that this sort of stuff happens frequently in this establishment because the waitress was definitely desensitized to it. Anyway I finished with CIM 2 spit in my empty cup. This whole endeavor was pretty costly because if I remember correctly it was like $$$$ for a half hr, but this chick was like a solid 9 and I always wanted prove Chris Rock wrong because there is sex in the champagne room, LOL!

So anywho has anyone had experiences like this one in Providence? And if so please give the deets!

I took a spin into Providence yesterday afternoon to stop at my favorite bar in RI. OMG I hope the Civic View (SI) has not seen the end. I did just go back in the posts read that I am not the first to report this but I might be the most bummed out. I have been enjoying the Civic View for about forty years. The other clubs are just too high tech and lack the sleaze that CV offered. It was just such an old fashioned bar with just the right kind of women. I sure hope that I soon drive by and see a sign that reads' GRAND OPENING'. Anybody know a pub anyplace in southern New England that runs a close second to SI? Anybody know if this is temp closing?

[QUOTE=GeneLovewright;1435719]So anywho has anyone had experiences like this one in Providence? And if so please give the deets![/QUOTE]You can get anything up to and including FS in the strip clubs in Providence. It just depends on the girl and how much you want to spend to convince her.

[QUOTE=GeneLovewright; 1435719]This whole endeavor was pretty costly because if I remember correctly it was like $$$$ for a half hr, but this chick was like a solid 9 and I always wanted prove Chris Rock wrong because there is sex in the champagne room, LOL!

So anywho has anyone had experiences like this one in Providence? And if so please give the deets![/QUOTE]Chris Rock has been proven wrong many times at FLB. You way over-payed however. VIP is $$$ for an hour plus whatever the club is getting nowadays-I think it's $125. FS is available from many of the girls there at that price. You're right about the waitresses, they turn a blind eye but that's because they are tipped well by the dancers or by the customers. I was a regular at FLB for a while but most of my favs have moved on and the going rate there is about the same as hiring a god escort for an hour.

Similar services are available all over Providence and usually for less money. Fifteen minute booth options are available and what you get depends on the girl and how much you want to spend.

Had some time on my hands so decided to head to RI, first place that comes to mind when I'm on I95 is CF. Place was dead I was the first guy through the door and this was half an hour after they officially open and the fantasy room open, no one on stage (wtf?) so I headed back downstairs and waited for a few more customers to arrive, but first got myself a 5 buck beer and headed to the main stage.

Heaven was performing and without anyone else around she basically sat on my lap the whole time while we chatted and I got to give her a few dollar bills, great to have such a long 'one and one' with her at the stage, she's v.hot and I'd guess of Latino decent, yummy. Great eye contact and a mischievous little smile.

Her set ends and few more guys arrive, next up was Jade, not my type but pleasant to talk to. I head upstairs back to fantasy room and older white gal who's name I didn't get was performing, again fun to chat with, most of the girls at CF these days are personable. It was interesting to watch her flash all her wares while I was sitting in the comfy chair sharing life stories, but again she wasn't really doing it for me, I moved on. Back downstairs, was still dead, grab another beer, sit at the stage for another set of hot younger brunette who's name I forgot to ask. Very hot girl next door type in to horses and great personality, I looked for her after her set but couldn't find her again so head back upstairs, at least I was getting good exercise all these trips up and down those stairs!

Channel was up in the fantasy, I just caught the end of her set, she seemed bored, but she has a great slim figure and watching her do a full nude set. I say nude but she kept her panties on and only 'flashed' the occasional 'flesh' at me, very nice. She didn't seem in to it today though which is a shame because the last couple of times I've been here she was great so I head back down the stairs yet again and grab another beer.

Good value for money the 2 for 1 days, but only if you can find a girl worth spending the time with, if those deals ever stop or the talent gets worse I'd see no reason to go here, but for my budget that's the biggest draw for me, and getting great contact dances of course helps too. Speaking of which I had some dances that were 'Heaven-ly' and after finishing my third beer I get ready to head out. As I leave I do one last look around the club to see if anyone else catches my eye, they didn't, same tired old dancers sitting by the bar eating lunch and I decide to bolt before they see me.

Overall can't complain, CF is a cheap date and I didn't have the funds to hit a Spa this week. I will be back, probably next week.

[QUOTE=Tp1701;1432763]I don't get it, what are they exactly supposed to do for you? The site doesn't offer any explanations.[/QUOTE]Click on the underwear under the video and it gives an explanation.

Liquid Lapdance™ is the world's first underwear designed specifically for lap dances. They're just like a regular pair of underwear, but they have a special latex extension for the male anatomy. Add a bit of lube to the latex part and you're ready for the best lap dance of your life. Features: Specially designed latex part. Allows you to have an amazing lubricated lap dance experience! Cotton part is just a regular pair of undies. So comfortable you'll forget you're wearing them! Undetectable. No one can tell you have them on. Not even when they're dancing on you or touching your lap! Lube packet included. Allows you to glide and slide with the dancer's body and feel every move!

[QUOTE=Tp1701;1432763]I don't get it, what are they exactly supposed to do for you? The site doesn't offer any explanations.[/QUOTE]Their primary function is to relieve you of money that you could have actually spent on something useful. Or in a strip club!

[QUOTE=Moonshiner;1435929]I took a spin into Providence yesterday afternoon to stop at my favorite bar in RI. OMG I hope the Civic View (SI) has not seen the end. I did just go back in the posts read that I am not the first to report this but I might be the most bummed out. I have been enjoying the Civic View for about forty years. The other clubs are just too high tech and lack the sleaze that CV offered. It was just such an old fashioned bar with just the right kind of women. I sure hope that I soon drive by and see a sign that reads' GRAND OPENING'. Anybody know a pub anyplace in southern New England that runs a close second to SI? Anybody know if this is temp closing?[/QUOTE]It is a permanent closing. I think yesterday's ProJo reported the building was sold and it is slated to re-open as a small boutique hotel. They did give a short history of the place. Good reading. Sorry for your loss. I was never a regular there. Pink Palace is as sleazy a place as I can imagine.