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[QUOTE=AdventureKing;2785042]You must have gone late at night when the drunkies from the nearby bars go mongering, and pee pee in the shower, or worse that I've smelled at other AMPs, pee pee in the room while the provider steps out to get ready!
Because the shower room I went to yesterday was nice and clean. But I usually monger on in the afternoon or early evening hours. Never late at night. Plus the area is shady late at night.[/QUOTE]That is why I bring shower clogs; I don't trust a lot of mongers in showers.
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[QUOTE=Blake123;2785035]Happy will only ask the customer how the session went if the girl is new or if the girl has been getting negative reviews.[/QUOTE]You just proved my point. A Maitre'D ask all customers about their dining experience. Not a select few. Where was happy when Sasha did not make her 10:30 appointment. I would have been shit out of luck, except I had scheduled another girl for 11:30. Wrong girl, but that was my mistake. I am not calling out Happiness for me selecting the wrong girl.
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[QUOTE=KimCheeHu;2784566]Whoa! Maybe it's good that I never made it to the showers there. LOL.[/QUOTE]Happiness is one of the cleanest places in town that includes, showers, rooms, kitchen and there towels!! And the BEST mama's also!!
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[QUOTE=KimCheeHu;2784556]I went to Happiness because of the reviews and pics of Cindi and Rebecca. Boy was I disappointed. Fake pics they are older my guess is late 40's pushing 50. Looks wise they're not my type, only average at best. Maybe I missed out but didn't stay to find out. What a waste of time and money. Called Rejuve and all their girls were booked for the next couple hours. Now that is a place where the girls are actually booked solid. Happy shills say that Happy's girls are always booked but they are always available when I call or walk in.[/QUOTE]The only girls that where pushing 50 yrs old all left to Roses and Top Spa.
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Your Report
[QUOTE=GoldenButcher;2785031]Just tried to upload my first report- it disappeared?[/QUOTE]Because you're new to the forum, your post is reviewed prior to posting. If it doesn't appear for awhile, don't repost a minute later. Once you're established, your posts will be posted normally.
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Nicole
Hey mongers. Late post. But went to see Nicole the other day. She's very easy on the eyes. Not a spinner, but nice body shape. Sporting mm see or do size? First time with her so fairly uneventful shower. Cleaned my boto good and light HJ on the flip. Got to room better. Lfk turned to dfk, BJ and 69. Really responsive to daty and fiv as well as having her breasts suckled. YMMV but I think she loved it and got really wet, disnt see her going for the lube. More ddfk daty and breast worship. I slow entered her. Man she was soo tight with good muscle control. Shot my load, she went to get towel and nice massage skills afterwards.
Will definitely be back to see her again soon.
Happy mongering my brothers.
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[QUOTE=Chik0848;2785892]Because you're new to the forum, your post is reviewed prior to posting. If it doesn't appear for awhile, don't repost a minute later. Once you're established, your posts will be posted normally.[/QUOTE]Mahalo, Chik!
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Something wrong
Went to fuck at this AMP the other night, took whoever was. Wrong move. Said it was Sophie, but I never saw her before, and I had someone called Sophie couple months ago. Last time was young Chinese.
This one was a loser. L 4 A 4 S 4.
Spinner with saggy boobs. Tats. Old, probably old as me, LOL.
I admit I had good fucking with Joanne. This one was even older, so 50's. Worse was she smelled. Stinky. Was stink when I started pounding.
Have to laugh it off, but you guys should stay away from this place. Bait and switch for sure.
Next time, I no drink first, and keep the light bright, LOL. What a loser of a pro.
I had to take three showers to get the stink out, LOL.
I wonder what happened to the couple younger 30 something Chinese pros I fucked, they all gone.
No matter, I never going back.
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[QUOTE=PokeSquid;2786055]Aloha,
Wow, been a lurker for a long time and posted my first report on Coco a while back. Since then looks like shits hit the fan. I'm not a newbie, but neither do I frequent the AMP's as much as many of our senior members who have way much more time and money than I have. I envy those brothers.
I've been to just about all the AMPs around since the late 90's. Many long gone now. Overall I would say that the conditions ranged from sketchy to top notch in atmosphere and cleanliness.
Many of the older establishments can't help it. They are old, no ifs and or buts. But I haven't seen any that in my opinion was a health hazard or made you feel unwanted. Just think, If the place is a dump, and smells line a urinal, who would want to go back and repeat. Of the recent establishments, I would have to say, Empire, Nirvana, K Spa, Kison, Aloha me spa, and Happiness are up there in terms of hygiene and how they keep everything clean. Never have I smelled anything worse than soap. Even Empire had critics at one point with the table set up. But they took care of that.
As far as older girls, I haven't seen many around. If you want there are places well known for that and we can pick and choose where we want to spend our money. I highly doubt that most of the AMPs would have girls over the age of 40 and if they did, they probably looked 30 years old. If you want older girls we all know where you can go.
But for an older monger like me, I go for both looks and service. Age isn't a factor. If they look decent, give great service. Then I'll repeat. If I want young hot girls, I'll go to VIP with shitty service, or to some of the other well known places like rejuve. But all the places have girls of different ages. Just have to pick and choose who you want. If you don't like one fine but don't ***** about it. Go someplace else.
As far as the customer service, Happy is about the best I've seen around as far as making you feel at home and taking care of the customers. Ivy did the same at Empire but without food. Wish more places would do that.
That's the beauty of being a consumer. If you don't like the store or product, go to another one that you like!
Got an appointment this weekend and hope to give a review. It won't be on age, smell, or parking. Just the girl, service, menu and if I would repeat. Not calling anyone out, just pointing out some facts to consider as a consumer.[/QUOTE]Well said and I couldn't agree more!
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[QUOTE=DeepShot;2786331]Went to fuck at this AMP the other night, took whoever was. Wrong move. Said it was Sophie, but I never saw her before, and I had someone called Sophie couple months ago. Last time was young Chinese.
This one was a loser. L 4 A 4 S 4.
Spinner with saggy boobs. Tats. Old, probably old as me, LOL.
I admit I had good fucking with Joanne. This one was even older, so 50's. Worse was she smelled. Stinky. Was stink when I started pounding.
Have to laugh it off, but you guys should stay away from this place. Bait and switch for sure.
Next time, I no drink first, and keep the light bright, LOL. What a loser of a pro.
I had to take three showers to get the stink out, LOL.
I wonder what happened to the couple younger 30 something Chinese pros I fucked, they all gone.
No matter, I never going back.[/QUOTE]Dude, are you okay? I think you may have posted in the wrong thread. Right now there is not a Sophie, nor Joanne in the Happiness line up.
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[QUOTE=LonelySmiles;2785386]As I understand it, there is a studio Happy discovered that takes really amazing looking professional glamour shots. This is good and bad in my opinion.
I'll explain my thinking. For an established provider, one that we already know the looks and service, having a tantalizing "perfect" photo brings back explicit memories and makes me horny to repeat. So like with Happy, if she has a great glam shot, even if it covers all of her imperfections, it's still super hot and exciting. Same for glam shots of girls like Lexi, Dallas, etc.
On the other hand, if a brand new girl has a heavily photo-shopped picture where you really can't tell if its accurate or not, it actually causes me to have this knee jerk reaction of 'Too good to be true. ' In court of law, a person is presumed innocent until proven guilty. With AMP photos, it is the opposite - guilty of being fake until proven accurate. That's why I like to always comment with my take on the accuracy of the photos in my reviews when I see a new girl. Of course, it's still just one man's opinion that must be taken with a grain of salt. I'm pretty damn happy with a girl who is a level 8+ and provides great service, and I like a variety of body types from borderline spinner on up to buxom full bodied girls who may have a pooch. Doesn't bother me.
My favorite photo types are like Jordan and Aria's current photos over at Rejuve. Both girls have their make-up on, a sexy outfit, but the rest is just about angle and good lighting. Minimal, if any photoshop, is best in my personal opinion. I would love to see more photos that are not quite as professional, more Empire style. However, last caveat. I also know guys are extremely visual creatures and I'm not an AMP business owner. It's entirely possible that having the glamour photo-shopped pics brings in more business from curious mongers, even with some skepticism, than having regular candid shots. Many AMP girls, even the really popular ones, feel some pressure to get an expensive professional photo shoot done. And the photos do look fantastic, like they belong in a Japanese gravure magazine. But a little too fantastic sometimes.[/QUOTE]I completely agree. I do not like the glam shots of the girls at Happiness. This would be my one negative on this otherwise great AMP. I don't like it because the pictures can definitely provide an unrealistic expectation of what a girl looks like. Rejuve and Gogo do a better job and providing realistic pictures of the girls. On the other hand, most other AMPs use fake pictures so those are much worse.
To counter the above, I would highly recommend a line up or becoming a regular and check the girls out when eating lunch.
Happy does spent time coaching the girls to be good providers. She attempts to make sure that the girls provide a standard of service and availability that works for all girls at Happiness. She also wants to make sure you get the full hour if you want it.
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Nicole is nice
Went and saw Nicole yesterday for 2 hours. Her chest is really perfect. Her face is about a 7 she has a great body. Nice clean shaved Nani. Table shower was decent. Really a good all around GFE. She let me take control and pretty much do what I wanted except fia She took a serious pounding. Only down side is she used a ton of lube so I could not pop. I much rather have a tight Nani then a slip and slide Nani LOL anyways she treated me really good so I might repeate once Yasi goes on vacation.
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[QUOTE=DeepShot;2786331]Went to fuck at this AMP the other night, took whoever was. Wrong move. Said it was Sophie, but I never saw her before, and I had someone called Sophie couple months ago. Last time was young Chinese.
This one was a loser. L 4 A 4 S 4.
Spinner with saggy boobs. Tats. Old, probably old as me, LOL.
I admit I had good fucking with Joanne. This one was even older, so 50's. Worse was she smelled. Stinky. Was stink when I started pounding.
Have to laugh it off, but you guys should stay away from this place. Bait and switch for sure.
Next time, I no drink first, and keep the light bright, LOL. What a loser of a pro.
I had to take three showers to get the stink out, LOL.
I wonder what happened to the couple younger 30 something Chinese pros I fucked, they all gone.
No matter, I never going back.[/QUOTE]Are you talking about happy place?
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Cleanliness
There's a lot of writing in this thread about cleanliness I do agree that Happiness is basically clean but it's also new, I have not had the pleasure of smelling piss in the room nor had to walk over cum as others had reported. It takes a lot of work to keep the place clean with so many activities going on and with the limited amount of manpower to keep it clean. Overall Happiness is a clean place for now. I do want to see what it will look and smell like in q couple of years in business. For true clean establishments my hats off to Coco at Seven and Chanel at Kison. Rejuve is in the same boat as Happiness but as a newer place I think it looks and smells a lot cleaner than Happiness but it also a lot smaller and there is no table shower rooms.
Stay Clean.
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Yes
Yes. It's been hot and cold for me there. Couple good Chinese pros made me happy. Couple older ones made me sad to admit I still can get burned.
It's a game and sometimes you get a good one in a hole in the wall, too. This place is nice, but too inconsistent, and all photos are fake. I sticking. With Yas, Donna, rejuve, Nara for now.
[QUOTE=ExitOnly;2786941]Are you talking about happy place?[/QUOTE]