Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=LevainBakes;6008189]Just curious how everyone's experience been with covid around this time. I thought I was safe but got hit hard after a visit to Lincoln after seeing PIM. I had been super isolated leading up to my visit due to my job and thought it was a nice treat but 4 days later it hit me hard. Is anyone else seeing this around with providers?[/QUOTE]I don't thing you got it from Pim. She is my ATF and I have been visiting her weekly for the past year. I don't have it and she is not showing any symptoms. Also, she moved to a new spot last week. She is no longer on Lincoln.

In town on business and stopped at Pine in Herndon. Went in and greeted by dumpy 50+ with a smile. Shown to room and I asked if it was her or other girls. She says just me. I thanked her and left. Proud of myself because I usually pay too soon or feel bad and just follow through. Not this time. I left for another spot.

Looked around and saw Eleven was nearby and had good reviews. Literally a couple miles and I'm at a decent little office park. Sheriff car there but not much else. Figured screw it and went in. Couldn't tell if cop was there or just the car but they weren't hiding so whatever. Inside greeted by Sky. Kgirl in 30's with large melons about 5'-5" and a slight plumpness. Nowhere near fat but not a spinner (spinner being my preference). Good looking and took me by hand to my room for an hour. Disrobed and off to ts. Nice setup. Thorough attention paid to the right areas, front and back. Sexy towel dry from the knees and dropped at sauna for 3 minutes. Then to room and face down. Massage wasn't great but she went through the routine and tried. Halfway through, Jenny came in and they chatted with me on table. She said hello, probably just wanted to see my ass. Jenny is 40's and slender with seemingly good attitude. Apparently customer that just left was difficult. She told me to see her next time. Back to the rub which included everywhere. Told to flip with 25 minutes left. She got right to question of how much did I want to pay. Not in mood to haggle but tried to feel it out and not get too ripped off. Seems it's a firm $ for standard with varying menu opening from $. 4- Didn't want FS (not a spinner) and BBBJ seemed include with $$. So ponied up, whole menu open. Once agreed, she dove for the BBBJ. After a bit, she went to balls then taint and then across the taint bridge. Wow. New one for me. Then while still laying on back, she has me grab my ankles in the full gyno position. Wow. I sank into that, literally. Saliva everywhere, eventually released ankles and some dt. She was ready to put coat on but I was more interested in being spoiled. So she continues and then has me stand and grab ceiling bars. Continues getting in there and I lose control. I warn her but she doesn't listen or hear and she gets a little painted while trying to shutoff my hosing with a towel. Clean up and scalp massage to finish the time.

As she cleans. She tells me lineup is Sky, Jenny and Amy. Good luck and be safe.

Hey all. New to area and wanted to offer first report. Looking for a decent body rub, I went to Kara in Fairfax. Easy to find in a little office park. Private and safe. Greeted by nice girl in flirty dress, mid 30's.

Escorts me to room for one hour. 8 damage. Disrobe and TS. Good attention everywhere in the shower and back to the room face down. After a moment, chest gently rubbing up and down my body, natural and soft C's. She whispers how much tip I bring. Feeling generous and wanting to be spoiled I say 1. 4. Nothing else said, little more rubbing and then she begins to rim me til flip. BBBJ and 69 until I pop. More on the table for sure, but I couldn't hold back and she took her time drinking from the tap until I was done. Decent massage after. Very kind.

Amazing technique on the neck and feet as I requested attention there.

Will repeat. Stay safe.

[QUOTE=Serpico99;5995651]I thought Joyce charged 140 for 30 minutes? Does she do quick visit for cheaper?[/QUOTE]She's definitely got her quirks, but I found her to be a lot of fun. It was 240 for 60 minutes last time I saw her last year and I stayed for an hour, MSOG. She seemed to get very into DATY and made a weird catlike noise and got very vocal when I saw her.

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I'm sick of this shit, the B4 variants are less deadly, less transmissible than the original which was not like some kind of black death all you chicken little types tried to make it into (99.74% recovery rate, overall and something like 99.9 something if you didn't have 4 co morbidities) if you want to stay home then stay the fuck at home but the age of you fear mongers is fucking over.

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Thank you for saying this. It is great to hear the truth being brought to light.

[QUOTE=WalkerC;6008723]Since your first post is seeking info before you give any. I'll just say I have had dreams of both.[/QUOTE]My dude, sorry but there is a start to everything before which you don't know anything! Haha I am a beginner and never had past in any of this till now but will come up with a lot of updates once I am into it.

Also, when you say dream about them, you talking about an actual dream or does it mean something??

Yes, A2 is absolutely right! The danger of dying from COVID has been drastically reduced. I said I'm NOT worried about dying or even being hospitalized by COVID because I'm vaccinated & boosted. However, I am worried about the unknown: Long COVID. That's something no one can dismiss because none of us are clairvoyant.

But I am considered a "chicken little type" because I stated I'm on "a pause" right now due to the new Omicron subvarients (4 & 5). The forum has recently been littered with posts about COVID concerns. I am not trying to scare anyone, I just asked if anyone else is taking a break right now?

A better question to the members is which of our local massage purveyors are being careful about ongoing risks by their cleanliness (changing linens between clients, wiping down headrests with antiviral disinfectants, etc.) and consistently wearing a mask? Those are the ladies I'd like to see.

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I'm sick of this shit, the B4 variants are less deadly, less transmissible than the original which was not like some kind of black death all you chicken little types tried to make it into (99.74% recovery rate, overall and something like 99.9 something if you didn't have 4 co morbidities) if you want to stay home then stay the fuck at home but the age of you fear mongers is fucking over.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]Thank you for saying this. It is great to hear the truth being brought to light. [ / QUOTE].

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I'm sick of this shit, the B4 variants are less deadly, less transmissible than the original which was not like some kind of black death all you chicken little types tried to make it into (99.74% recovery rate, overall and something like 99.9 something if you didn't have 4 co morbidities) if you want to stay home then stay the fuck at home but the age of you fear mongers is fucking over.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Guys, sorry to stir the pot here. My post was more or less a PSA. I am not sure what got deleted here or if this was just a reference to my post, but just wanted to put the message out there without implicating anyone. My job requires me to be in a controlled environment and this visit was my only experience outside of the bubble. Again, many things could have happened but just wanted to get message out there without being a dick.

Agree, anyone that is comfy should not have to live in a bubble / fear mongered etc. I have been able to enjoy the hobby for a long time even over the last two years and this was the only case where it got me so thought I'd put a message out for anyone that it matters.

Happy mongering.

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Anybody try this one out?

[QUOTE=Iohannes1971;5977922]I was in Woodbridge along Rte 1. There is a little place on Opitz (if unsure, rubmaps will show the way) that I had stopped before and really enjoyed myself. The girl that time was Jenny. Chinese, probably late-30's, attractive, squishy but not fat. That is how I like them. She gave a good massage and a nice NOVA+ finish. She did camel slide an DATY while stroking with zero hesitation and worked on a second finish for me because time allowed. She worked hard an never complained at all.

I was hoping to see Jenny again but I got Penny. Penny isn't as pretty as Jenny but has a similar squishy build. She was really pleasant and smiling and had a nice personality. She held my hand as she guided me to the room and rubbed my back and butt as I entered. She was wearing short shorts and a small shoulder less top. I let her do her massage for a while and it was a really good massage. I was not expecting one that good. She was getting in there and doing it right. She would whisper things in my ear here and there, "so handsome", "take care of you, baby", and things like that.

I let my hand wander and started stroking her thighs and ass. There was plenty of room to start sliding my thumb up and discover she had some very tiny lacy panties on. That were already wet. She whispered in my ear, "Ohh you make me so wet, baby. " I was thinking, "Jesus. She is really really wet. " I was ready to flip and she noticed and pulled the pillow out. Then she pulled her shorts and panties down, opened her stance a bit and I started rubbing her clit, which was hard and she was dripping. She whispered, "Just take care of me" and took her top off. She has (maybe) B cups and she mentioned they were small. They looked nice and nice nipples and I told her so and nursed a bit while still rubbing her very very wet pussy.[/QUOTE]I stopped by this place on Opitz on Saturday afternoon a little bit after lunchtime after going to Pine first but they were booked up until two and I didn't have time to wait. Their service is almost exactly as it is explained above, I don't know if it was Penny or Jenny that I got because I couldn't understand her. HJ available 69 available no BJ and no FS unfortunately, probably will not repeat better options are out there hoping to find younger providers that provide more L2 and L3 action happy hunting fellas. $80 for the hour and $140 tip up front. Too much for what I got, lesson learned about paying up front the first time visiting.

[QUOTE=FreddyCrougar;6012295][URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/district-of-columbia/22516241.html[/URL]

Anybody try this one out?[/QUOTE]Damn, she smoking hot. Hope this one is real.

[QUOTE=MikelSuTiger;6012391]Damn, she smoking hot. Hope this one is real.[/QUOTE]Smoking hot, but wondering about the whole "does not accept cash" thing.

Definitely fake. Not accepting cash, so you will need to send a deposit via cashapp and bam money gone.

[QUOTE=FreddyCrougar;6012295][URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/district-of-columbia/22516241.html[/URL]

Anybody try this one out?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MikelSuTiger;6012391]Damn, she smoking hot. Hope this one is real.[/QUOTE]Do you guys not reverse image search your ads? That's Cortana Blue.