LOL. Very nice Drunkenstein!
LOL. Very nice Drunkenstein!
Tales from the Chadsky.
One time someone asked if I knew "Drunkenboy, you?"
I might have said "If yes, is that good?"
She may have said "yes"
I don't remember what I said after and had a good very good time after.
[QUOTE=DrunkenKid;7144923]So I have this friend named Chad who is living a charmed life. He really has a lucky dick. He recently told me some stories about his interactions with JGirls in 2024. They were pretty funny stories. I had changed a few details about these stories, so Chad wouldn't get in trouble.
1. [B]Drunkenstein[/B] - Chad was having dinner with a JGirl when the following conversation occurred:
[B]JGirl[/B]: Hey, do you know Drunkenstein?
[B]Chad[/B]: Frankenstein? The monster? Are you talking about the book or the movie?
[B]JGirl[/B]: No. Drunkenstein.
[B]Chad[/B]: Frankenstein? (Gets out phone and starts a Google search).
[B]JGirl[/B]: No! I was doing an outcall last week and the customer told me about a review that Drunkenstein wrote. Do you know him?
[B]Chad[/B]: Umm, no. Who is this?
[B]JGirl[/B]: He is a famous reviewer. My customer was telling me about his review of me and some of the things that Drunkenstein wanted to do to me.
[B]Chad[/B]: ([i]OH SHIT, she meant Drunkenkid![/i]) I don't know him.
[B]JGirl[/B]: Are you sure? Based on the review, I think he can be one of 3 customers. I think you are Drunkenstein. You are one of the 3.
[B]Chad[/B]: No, that's not me. I don't write reviews.
[B]JGirl[/B]: Ok. He sounds taller than you anyways.
2. [B]Video Cherry[/B] - Chad was having lunch with a JGirl when the following conversation occurred:
[B]JGirl[/B]: Thanks for taking me out to lunch. Is there anything you would like?
[B]Chad[/B]: I think we're good. I think we ate enough sushi.
[B]JGirl[/B]: No, tell me your fantasy.
[B]Chad[/B]: Oh. Well, I heard many people are doing videos but I never done a video before.
[B]JGirl[/B]: Would you like to do one with me?
[B]Chad[/B]: Is it ok? I have never done one before so I am unsure about what to do. How much do you charge?
[B]JGirl[/B]: It's free. Let's go to a hotel.
Chad truly is a very lucky dick. This JGirl does offer video, but her reviews state that she tends to hide her face. Chad tells me that after banging her for 10 minutes, he got tired of holding the iPhone, so he put the phone down, to focus on the task at hand. Without missing a beat, this JGirl picks up the phone, switches it into selfie mode, and proceeds to kick up her sexy moans while looking directly into the camera. Totally hams it up for the camera getting louder and louder while saying a few things in Japanese. The resulting footage is so hot that Chad instantly jerked off after reviewing the footage the next day.
3. [B]Substitute bang[/B] - Chad had an outcall setup with a JGirl. This JGirl apologized because she had to leave to go home and asked if she could introduce Chad to her friend. Her friend's photos were very cute so of course Chad was happy to substitute. It gets better because it turns out that her friend is scared of Manhattan dicks and only works in Flushing. But it turns out that this new JGirl wanted to charge Chad Flushing prices. LOL. Chad was no fool and ignored her.
She wrote back the next day with a pretty sweet bang bus offer to meet in a hotel. Chad meets her the next day. It turns out that the JGirl's friend was actually her BFF and roommate. Not only that, but it turns out that the JGirl's friend was a degenerate gambler who accepted a lower offer because she wanted extra money to go gambling at the casino. Chad later texted the original JGirl, to tell her that her BFF is on her way to gamble her share of the rent money.
4. [B]Still tight?[/B] - Chad loves to talk to JGirls. He is a blabbering idiot. Chad tells me that this was his most unbelievable conversation in all of 2024:
[B]JGirl[/B]: Hey, I have a personal question to ask you.
[B]Chad[/B]: Sure, ask me anything.
[B]JGirl[/B]: Do you think I am still tight?
[B]Chad[/B]: . . . What?
[B]JGirl[/B]: Do you think it's still tight down there? Does it still feel good?
[B]Chad[/B]: Why are you asking me this?
[B]JGirl[/B]: Well, we met when I first started in New York. I have been working hard and wanted to make sure that it is still good.
[B]Chad[/B]: Yes, your pussy is in great shape ([i]Chad you are an idiot[/i]). You are very young, so your skin is very elastic ([i]Good save Chief[/i]).
[B]JGirl[/B]: Good! I want to go to Korea to get surgery to make it tighter.
[B]Chad[/B]: ([i]Speechless. WTFBBQ![/i])
5. [B]Cheer up my friend[/B] - JGirl1 and JGirl2 are working the same store. This is another WTF conversation:
[B]JGirl1[/B]: Hey! Do you know JGirl2?
[B]Chad[/B]: I never meet JGirl2. But I know that she works in the same store as you.
[B]JGirl1[/B]: Yes, I need your help.
[B]Chad[/B]: JGirl2 in trouble? Does she need help?
[B]JGirl1[/B]: Yes! Come to the store and see her.
[B]Chad[/B]: You want me to book JGirl2?
[B]JGirl1[/B]: Yes, but keep it a secret.
[B]Chad[/B]: Ok. I think I understand. You want me to see her to cheer her up?
[B]JGirl1[/B]: Please keep it a secret. Her business hasn't been that good.
[B]Chad[/B]: ([i]This has to be some weird test[/i]) Ok, I'll do it because you asked me to. But you have to promise that you won't be jealous.
[B]JGirl1[/B]: Why?
[B]Chad[/B]: I don't know. Many girls tell me to not see their friends. I think it maybe because they think I would like their friends more and go see their friends more.
[B]JGirl1[/B]: Interesting. Ok, let me think about it.
[B]Chad[/B]: ([i]BINGO![/i]) Ok, I'll only do it if you ask me to.[/QUOTE]
My friend too - author of BB USASG fiction.
[B]Saturday:[/B]
Surprised BB
[B]Girl:[/B] I'm wet.
[B]FakeChad:[/B] I know.
[B]Girl:[/B] condom?
[B]FakeChad:[/B] hrm?
A few minutes later.
[B]Girl:[/B] ok cum outside ok?
[B]FakeChad:[/B] hrm. Hrm.
Fast forward time.
[B]FakeChad:[/B] I'm cumming.
[B]FakeChad:[/B] outside!
[B]Girl:[/B] thank you.
fast forward time
[B]FakeChad:[/B] inside next time
[B]Girl:[/B] (only a smile, no confirmation)
[B]Sunday: [/B]
Failed Launch
[B]Girl1:[/B] Condom?
[B]FakeChad:[/B]: Sure.
The rest isn't interesting LOL.
Sweet Love meet up
[B]Girl2:[/B] thank you for coming.
[B]FakeChad[/B]: sure.
Eat, drink, hug, cuddle, kiss, kiss and kiss.
Fast forward 1 hour.
[B]Girl2:[/B] love you.
[B]FakeChad[/B]: hmm hmm.
[B]FakeChad[/B]: see you tomorrow.
She's horny and I knew it meet up
[B]Girl3:[/B] Can suck you?
[B]FakeChad[/B]: Hmm hmm.
[B]Girl3: [/B]: Gulp gulp gulp.
[B]FakeChad[/B]: Hmmmmmm hmmmmmm.
[B]Girl3: [/B]: come back tomorrow?
[B]FakeChad[/B]: thank you.
cartoon next time.
Dream lover come rescue me
[QUOTE=PokerBrah;7145409][B]Saturday:[/B]
Surprised BB
[B]Girl:[/B] I'm wet.
[B]FakeChad:[/B] I know.
[B]Girl:[/B] condom?
[B]FakeChad:[/B] hrm?
A few minutes later.
[B]Girl:[/B] ok cum outside ok?
[B]FakeChad:[/B] hrm. Hrm.
Fast forward time.
[B]FakeChad:[/B] I'm cumming.
[B]FakeChad:[/B] outside!
[B]Girl:[/B] thank you.
fast forward time
[B]FakeChad:[/B] inside next time
[B]Girl:[/B] (only a smile, no confirmation)
[B]Sunday: [/B]
Failed Launch
[B]Girl1:[/B] Condom?
[B]FakeChad:[/B]: Sure.
The rest isn't interesting LOL.
Sweet Love meet up
[B]Girl2:[/B] thank you for coming.
[B]FakeChad[/B]: sure.
Eat, drink, hug, cuddle, kiss, kiss and kiss.
Fast forward 1 hour.
[B]Girl2:[/B] love you.
[B]FakeChad[/B]: hmm hmm.
[B]FakeChad[/B]: see you tomorrow.
She's horny and I knew it meet up
[B]Girl3:[/B] Can suck you?
[B]FakeChad[/B]: Hmm hmm.
[B]Girl3: [/B]: Gulp gulp gulp.
[B]FakeChad[/B]: Hmmmmmm hmmmmmm.
[B]Girl3: [/B]: come back tomorrow?
[B]FakeChad[/B]: thank you.
cartoon next time.[/QUOTE]Girl - [B]PPC[/B].
Girl1 - [B]1010[/B].
Girl2 - [B]RS8[/B].
Girl3 - [B]MK[/B].
Final answer!
Will the realDK please stand up!?
[QUOTE=PokerBrah;7145996]Today, I shall attempt to meet 3 girls again. Hopefully the first one cannot resist "Drunkenkid" either.[/QUOTE]May good fortune be with you. I hope you CIPx2 each one.
My mission today, should I choose to accept it, is to bang bang 2 JGirls.