Massage Parlor Reports

UU Massage in Kennesaw wasn't fun.

First impression was ok: 2 women, one about 40 ish and an athletic looking slender, not bad. The other, under 25, tall and attractive with some decent curves up top and in the back.

Second impression: papasan and peepholes in the door. Hmmm.

Bruising caused by impressions: younger hottie takes me back. I'm on the table waiting, propped up on my elbows when she comes in and yells at me to put my head in the table hole. And by yell, it's not in a sexy dominatrix way, but in a pissy, I can't believe I'm doing this voice. Massage was incompetent and painful and I should have left after 10 minutes.

Stuck it out, because apparently I'm a dumbass. If anyone gives the older lady a go I'd like to hear the result. Otherwise, this place is a big nope.

[QUOTE=Petey1015;2934275]Daily is across the street from Lily on 92 Woodstock, the most current review posted is before ownership changed hands (Lily). The fact she's going across the street may be an indication of something.[/QUOTE]Daily was originally legit when it opened about 5-6 years ago and was owned by Yung & her husband, the hot, younger Chinese babe with the tight Jeans and glasses.

Now she would let some careful seasoned girls that knew how to play the game hush hush operate for extras. If they got out of control she would fire them to maintain the legit soccer mom foot massage in the front theme.

If you were skilled and / or knew who to look for HE was available, and I can say more than once I walked out of there starring soccer mom in the face, holding my water bottle as a trophy, while my dick was still lathered in fresh chop suey.

Then one day Yung found Jesus and everything started on a path to legit. Business declined and she sold it.

The new owners always had a dude there, did not keep the place as clean, and were 100% legit.

Maybe the 3rd owner will save the joint?

On a side note, Yung was an incredible piece of ass!

She used to do massages herself when they 1st opened but DIY was all I ever got.

Many times there I'd get stuck with an older gal that would do the deed but not have the looks.

I'd just picture Yung in them painted on Levis and liftoff would occur. She was mean as hell as a boss though, always screaming at her girls and peeping through the eye hole.

Best time to score there was Sunday am when she would go to church!

Memories.

[QUOTE=Humble81;2941711]I was in the and PIB area and I wanted a good massage with a good ending. I found reviews on another site for Zen and H Massage. Zen closes at 9, so I opted for H.

It screams legit. It was a super great massage, but no extras were available from the therapist. I dropped. 60 + . 20 my choice. If I can get that level of massage and rub some ass and get a HE, I'll be a happy man. I'll try Zen to see if extras are still available. I don't need FS or BJ.

S / and: if anyone has the link for the Egyptian Goddess I've been reading about, please post it.[/QUOTE]She only posts on CL 1-2 times per week. You can Google "Egyptian Goddess Atlanta" and get information. Beware there are two Egyptian Goddesses in ATL. The other one is an escort.

[QUOTE=SunSin1;2941795]Not to be confused with the Spa of the same name off BH.

Anyway, visited got a 50 something by the name Lilly I think?

She is certainly not a Lilly by Mikey's animal rating system. We may have to add a new one for real oldies? How about a Dragon maybe?

Anyway lame massage, only DIY. I will not return as I did not see any others worth investing the time in.

I always heard of mongers having success here. Maybe times have changed?[/QUOTE]Never heard of anyone having success there.

[QUOTE=Petey1015;2941402]Just because she wears a dress doesn't mean she want's you hands up there dude, it's not an open invitation because you read into it that way.[/QUOTE]Of course not but these ladies also know what most guys want and we certainly will try. Lots of massage ladies wear leggings with short skirts in warm weather. They'll let you know if your advances aren't welcome.

Stopped by Herbs Massage on Hwy 53, west of Oriental Massage by about half a mile. Used to be a State Farm office. Greeted by Julie. Face looked familiar so I asked where she worked before and it was Hong's by the Mall of GA. It's probably been 2 years since I've seen her but hard to forget those chipped teeth. Another Chinese showed up in the lobby named Jin. Had already busted a nut earlier so wasn't expecting much and didn't get it. Jin is probably in her mid-30's, short, a tad wide but not bad and with shoulder-length hair. Jin's massage was decent but clinical as hell. She never got within 8 inches of junior. When I tried to grab some ass on the flip she reared back like she'd been struck by lightning.

Too legit for my standards and won't be back anytime soon. The other annoying aspect was the massage cream she used left a noticeable, weird smell. Pic upload failed but the container said RTPR! Com REAL TIME Pain Relief Foot Cream. They have a self-shower as well. $60/ hr + appropriate tip.

[QUOTE=SunSin1;2942192]Stick with the Bootleg Gas station pills.

They are almost always laced with the real thing.

The newer ones that pop up are usually by the same company that previously offered another brand. Those are the best, they have not been busted yet.

The longer it's been on the market the lesser chance it will have the real thing inside. They have about a 6th month run before the FDA nabs them and they re-brand.[/QUOTE]Yep. 110% ditto all of this. I've been having the best luck with Goldreallas. Both the "XXX" in the yellow single-pill packaging and the red double-pill packages (which are usually a better value for pretty much the same bang in my limited testing). Look for dumpier gas stations (not big chain places).

Also, FYI: Rhinos apparently have some other shit in them that freaked me out. Some chemical in the same family as antidepressants or something. In addition to the happy stuff. Black Ant Man has been well-reviewed on the General board (which is where these discussions really belong /$0. 02) before but I haven't personally tried it out yet.

[QUOTE=SunSin1;2942197]So this used to be the Roswell Massage Angel? They imply that in the ad?[/QUOTE]No, it's still Massage Angel on Hwy 9 - one of the same 4 or 5 cloned BP ads they've been using since before forever. None of them ever have the actual business name "Massage Angel" in the ad for as long as I've been lurking BP; at this point I recognize the street address (11060).

In my experiences, this place has always been a monger tar pit: don't actually know anything about the management but they seem to have the head game of crusty old pros (while employing decently hot butterface girls) that know how to manipulate at every level of our game. Frustrating as all hell but I have to at give them serious credit for knowing how to milk us. And not in the way we're looking for.

Inch probably got action here at some point, but he's the exception that proves the rule LOL.

Tl; dr: don't waste your time or $.

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Came to your lovely city for a day and didn't want to leave empty handed, I tried a BP chick who didn't even showed up and who I should really post about later, so it was between Safari and Aromatherapy, went for Aroma since it was cheaper I thought, I think I made some newbie mistakes so bare with me.

I liked the back parking, made me feel at ease somehow even though I could've park in the front without worrying about being seen since I'm a out of towner. Went up the stairs rung the bell about 6 times until mms came out and asked me how old is was and if I had been there before, I lied and said yes. Came in a room and was told and girl would be there. Started to take my clothes off, knock on door and in comes Candy. She either had too much makeup or work done to her face, she looked maybe late 30's? Body was tiny with nice manmades. She asked how long I said 1 hr she said 80 plus tip, I said how much tip she said if I want everything I said no, she said BJ 40, so I gave her 20 more. Went out came back and I was laying naked on the table.

She sat on my lower back and started a very crappy rub, I wasted no time and caressed and squeezed her butt cheeks, felt so good, got me hard in no time, she asked if I can give her massage and said sure. She laid down and I started rubbing her back and kissing her, at one point I was close to dato but didn't, rubbed my member on her Crack and it got me thinking about FS. She turned around and I got a good look at her man mades, they were really well done, she asked FS while rubbing my dick with her feet, for 100 more, I said no but little head said yes, she said 40 more BJ I said yea wth. She left and came back with the hat.

She put it on with her mouth, and grabbed a glove from the drawer, I thought she was only very hygienic, she put some lube on her glove and spread my legs. Now I'm a very opened minded guy, but I've only done prostate play once before. She said this OK? I said yea. I admit it felt great. Once that started the sucking started and boy, I'm a guy that lasts a long time, with or without hat, many Chicks love it others think there's something wrong, but I last alot. Not this time. I told her to put her ass next to me, that view combined with me rubbing her oh so smooth and wet kitty, crazy oral skills and prostate massage made me cum in approximately 5 min. It was great!

Total was 160, I just felt like leaving cause I had a long drive back to Bama she helped me put my clothes on, gave me mints and a bottled water. She joked with mms about something idk what, hopefully she didn't say I was small LOL. Gave me a nice butt squeezed and I was gone. Will be back for sure.

[QUOTE=Petey1015;2941402]Just because she wears a dress doesn't mean she want's you hands up there dude, it's not an open invitation because you read into it that way.[/QUOTE]I would've laid there and given that bird a story to tell! No way I'm closing that door!

[QUOTE=InchLong;2939763]Damn, got another pm just like your review, guess she needs to be skipped. Much appreciated on the input. I personally will flag her ad LOL.[/QUOTE]I would see this girl: [URL]http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/thp/5623613849.html[/URL].

Upgrade is $20 for a HJ. Extremely hot to me. She has a roommate who I have not had a session with but is hot as well. The massage is surprisingly good. Extras beyond an HJ are very limited. I've tried and gotten minimal extra but I don't really care because she does a good massage and looks damn good. Wore that exact outfit from the ad last time I saw her. She's a sweet girl and I think you'll be pleased. Just don't expect a lot of extras beyond a HJ. I hate giving out her info because she is my current favorite. But oh well, time to give back.

Has anyone noticed they have been closed the last few days? No answer when you call, but they will call back when they check the missed calls asking what you want. When you ask who your speaking to they say they're closed, obviously.

[QUOTE=InchLong;2945343]So, to be correct, the gal in the pic is 20 for a handy? Cause I heard it was a lot more. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I was looking at that thinking it was TGTBT, then I remembered that some folks on here use $ to mean one hundred dollars. If that's what he was doing, then the upgrade for a handy would be 120.