The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Chris5;2720954]If I had to pick an Orlando escort of the year it would be the beautiful Dallas hands down. This woman is absolutely breathtaking!! The thing I find most intriguing about this beautiful woman is that she rarely if ever does ANY advertising! Yet from what I hear, her phone constantly blows up off the hook all day everyday! She can blow off whomever she chooses and those same sucker mongers will continue to try and see her. Most chicks have to advertise and some must even beg for there phone to ring. Dallas is in a league of her own.

Congratulations Dallas!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]Chrissy5, I have been seeing Dallas for well over a year and so many times that I have lost count. While all you have been doing is drooling and wishing you had Dallas while you fuck your nasty 20 dolla OBT street ho's. Ha, Ha, Ha, you can talk bad about me all you want but when it comes down to it I get to see most of the top quality girls and all you can afford is the nasty dirty 20 dolla street ho's. Just like a little stank ass punk dope dealer.

How many times have you seen Dallas. ZERO. ZERO. Ha!, Ha!, Ha!

[QUOTE=Chris5;2720954]If I had to pick an Orlando escort of the year it would be the beautiful Dallas hands down. This woman is absolutely breathtaking!! The thing I find most intriguing about this beautiful woman is that she rarely if ever does ANY advertising! Yet from what I hear, her phone constantly blows up off the hook all day everyday! She can blow off whomever she chooses and those same sucker mongers will continue to try and see her. Most chicks have to advertise and some must even beg for there phone to ring. Dallas is in a league of her own.
[/QUOTE]We have to ask ourselves, "[I]Why is Chrissy5 constantly crushing on Dallas?[/I]" This was not the first time he's crushed on this girl HE HAS NEVER SEEN! Oh, that's right, Dallas is Chrissy5's "FANTASY GIRL". The guy is head-over-heels IN LOVE with pictures of the beautiful Dallas. I think in his delusional mind, he thinks he's married to her! Each time Chrissy5 does FS with one of his OBT Queens, he closes his eyes and imagines he's with Dallas. But poor Chrissy-poo will never get to see her!

[U]DALLAS and CHRISSY5: Two Ditzy Blondes:[/U]

[I]The other day, Dallas came running up to Chrissy5 in the driveway just jumping for joy! Chrissy5 didn't know why she was jumping for joy. Chrissy5 thought, what the heck, and he starting jumping up and down along with her. Dallas said: [b]Sissy Chrissy, I have some really great news[/b]"! Chrissy5 said: "[b]Great. Tell me why you're so happy[/b]". Dallas stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told Chrissy5 that she was pregnant! Chrissy5 knew that she had been trying for a while, so he told her: "[b]That's great! I couldn't be happier for you[/b]"! Then Dallas said: "[b]There's more[/b]". Chrissy5 asked: "[b]What do you mean, more[/b]"? Dallas said: "[b]Well, I am not having just one baby. I am going to have twins[/b]! Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, Chrissy5 asked her how she knew. Dallas said: [b]That was the easy part. I went to CVS and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive[/b]![/I]

Now the sad part is that Chrissy5 thought that was a plausible explanation of why Dallas was having twins!

Chrissy5, I got to see Dallas. When are YOU going to see her? And if you do ever see her, just remember that she sucked MY COCK FIRST! Below is a photo of her in MY BEDROOM. Consider it just a little Christmas gift from me to you; something you can use to masturbate to on Christmas Eve when you're sitting home all alone. So sad; my sad, sad little man!

[B][i]LMAO !!![/i][/B]

[B][i]What an IMBECILE !!![/i][/B]

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[B]Hey Chrissy5:[/B]

Not every FLOWER can say love, but a ROSE can. Not every PLANT can survive thirst, but a CACTUS can. Not every [RED][b][u]IDIOT[/u][/b][/RED] can read, but look at [RED][b][u]YOU[/u][/b][/RED] go, you sad, sad little man!

Today I am taking this moment to send this encouraging message to my ASSWIPE friend, Chrissy5. I don't care if you lick windows, or screw farm animals. You hang in there [RED][b][u]CUPCAKE[/u][/b][/RED], because you're fucking SPECIAL to me, and you're my very own sad, sad little ASSWIPE. Look at you smiling at your phone, you [RED][b]CRAYON-EATING MOTHERFUCKER![/b][/RED].

[B][i]LMAO !!![/i][/B]

[QUOTE=Jazak;2721886]Chrissy5, I have been seeing Dallas for well over a year and so many times that I have lost count. While all you have been doing is drooling and wishing you had Dallas while you fuck your nasty 20 dolla OBT street ho's. Ha, Ha, Ha, you can talk bad about me all you want but when it comes down to it I get to see most of the top quality girls and all you can afford is the nasty dirty 20 dolla street ho's. Just like a little stank ass punk dope dealer.

How many times have you seen Dallas. ZERO. ZERO. Ha!, Ha!, Ha![/QUOTE]You probably pay her triple to see your NASTY FAT ass!! You're from what I hear the most disgusting looking monger I'm Orlando! You FAT fuck you!!

Asshole!! Fucking cocksucker!! I hope you fucking burn in hell!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=VerySlowly;2721271]Your reply couldn't be more boring and your reply to the new monger who is afraid to pick up streetwalkers is pathetic. All men with something to lose (not you, you posted that you LIVE on the trail and that say's it ALL)) are nervous in the beginning, the risks are serious, from VD to jail to embarrassment in your community. So you berating his fear is so about "YOU" and as such is pathetic but understandable considering your low life position in society, no-one reading your posts could think otherwise.

I sincerely hope you don't have a sister even though you posted about her because we all know you from your background that the two of you would have had an incestuous little bastard. I suppose a low life is better than no life however did you ever think that living on the trail, hanging in strip clubs and spending every day trying to bang addicted women does not further you or society in any way. And have you really only been arrested 6 times.

Merry Christmas, your budVS.[/QUOTE]Since you are sticking up for this monger, why don't you teach him the ropes old man? You teach a grown man how to pick up a fucking Street Walker!! Problem solved you cocksucker! Have at it! LOL! By the way how is your best buddy yragyrag? Haven't heard from. That piece of shit! Yragyrag is the biggest LOSER in Orlando. A complete IDIOT. Sorry VS me and you can't be buds old man. I'm already buds with my beitch yragtrag!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Jazak;2721886]Chrissy5, I have been seeing Dallas for well over a year and so many times that I have lost count. While all you have been doing is drooling and wishing you had Dallas while you fuck your nasty 20 dolla OBT street ho's. Ha, Ha, Ha, you can talk bad about me all you want but when it comes down to it I get to see most of the top quality girls and all you can afford is the nasty dirty 20 dolla street ho's. Just like a little stank ass punk dope dealer.

How many times have you seen Dallas. ZERO. ZERO. Ha!, Ha!, Ha![/QUOTE]While I agree with almost nothing Chris5 has to say in this forum; Provider of the year input from mongers would be interesting. This thread is probably a good start. I nominate Dahlia.

[QUOTE=BostBruins;2721958]While I agree with almost nothing Chris5 has to say in this forum; Provider of the year input from mongers would be interesting. This thread is probably a good start. I nominate Dahlia.[/QUOTE]I second that but unfortunately, she may not be around much longer.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2721929]You probably pay her triple to see your NASTY FAT ass!! You're from what I hear the most disgusting looking monger I'm Orlando! You FAT fuck you!!

Asshole!! Fucking cocksucker!! I hope you fucking burn in hell!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]Hey Pinnochio,

Yep gang, this is how people respond when they only get to hang with JV squad.

Maybe one day you will make the fraternity team buddy.

I mean look at all the hazing we are putting you through with these gutter gals to get there.

We should be ashamed of ourselves, not really. Plus, I so enjoy watching you clean up after our drunken sorority parties.

But hang in there partner I'm sure you will have your day.

Oh yes Ms. Dallas, isn't she lovely Christine? Are you enjoying watching her cheer for us while you watch from the stands?

Hey buddy, look at me, it's your pal PG. I'm down here on the field laughing. Especially when I see your face at the end of the game as you watch Dallas hop into my car (not a piece of shit Mustang).

Dude, but at least I was a pal and told her to give you a little wave. That's the kinda nice guy I am.

Gosh if only you could have seen who I was with today! Totally smokin' and only the hottest most pristine body of any girl on here and she is not even part of the community. That is the world I live in son.

How does it feel? Yeah, not good, but hey keep your head up! Oops, oh wait I have to do that with these strings and the operating cross.
Anyways, I'll work on it.

So how does it feel to be our little puppet Pinnochio.

Oh u luv it?

Great then!

Now clap these cymbals and dance.

Best Wishes,

P 'Master Geppetto' G

You clowns sure do have a whole lot of attitude for people that have to pay for pussy!

[QUOTE=BostBruins;2721958]While I agree with almost nothing Chris5 has to say in this forum; Provider of the year input from mongers would be interesting. This thread is probably a good start. I nominate Dahlia.[/QUOTE]BB of course you would make a dumb ass comment what you just made! You nominated that stank Dahlia? Are you fucking high or drunk! You motherfuckers on this board are pathetic. A real provider doesn't have to advertise all over the place including the shit website of all which is BP and beg for business!! Dahlia constantly is on BP begging for business! You're an asshole for even bringing up her name.

I say AGAIN, What fascinates me about Dallas besides her absolutely breathtaking looks and body is that Dallas rarely if ever advertises!! And her phone can't stop ringing off the hook! It's amazing! She is in a league of her own. No one here in Orlando even comes close to Dallas. Her face and body is absolutely perfect!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=STrain;2722272]You clowns sure do have a whole lot of attitude for people that have to pay for pussy![/QUOTE]Get your punk ass out of the TRAP and back over to the Daytona board asshole! Your punk ass will get eaten alive in here by ME!! This is not the Daytona fight thread so see your way the fuck out of here!

Chris5.

Really? The little man with the uneducated mind. That is the best you can do? So here is the deal, I am going to type a little slower, because I know you can't read very fast and here is a helpful link when I use words that are three syllables or more. [URL]http://beta.merriam-webster.com/[/URL] I see you are still here posting bullshit report, so let's review. Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD do it. I CAN pick up a young lady that is totally out of it, park between two cop cars in front of OPD and tell her it's cool. She will go with it because she is out of it and doesn't know any better and vulnerable. Would a seasoned Monger do this? Hell NO. But this is what you suggest. Why? Because you ARE NOT A MONGER by any stretch of the definition. YOU don't have the first clue about being a Monger. You don't know there is honor among true Monger and respect and chivalry. YOU, the little man with the uneducated mind, do not have any of these traits to even come close to being recognized for anything except somebody that loves to be a keyboard cowgirl, floods the board with bullshit post and has the vocabulary level of a 14 year old boy that loves to hang out in the park and practice profane words with his buddies. No more, no less. Example, no matter how many times you post that Orlando strip clubs have cold beer and dancers, will not change the fact that the consensus still remains, they suck in a bad way compared to Tampa or Cocoa Beach. If you do in fact frequent these strip joints, I can see the bartenders, dancers and even the bouncer and DJ cringe when you walk in. "There is that Jack Ass again the harasses the help and nurses the same beer for hours at a time, never tipping the dancers or bartenders". I bet you are a lot of fun NOT! And the SW thread, pathetic to say the least. Same Shit Different Day. We know that Amber, Megan and Nicole give blowjobs. And please learn how to post pictures, truly a rookie mistake. Since it has been established that you are no genius or a Monger, only a little man with an uneducated mind, that explains why you don't get the fact that daily TRUE MONGERS take you to the woodshed and beat your ass. I am somewhat embarrassed for you, hate to say it. You just don't get it, hence the recommendation, just go away. You bring NOTHING here. Wait, possible a smoke screen for the unsuspecting newbies that SHOULD NOT ask for your advice or FOLLOW your advice. Once again, don't go away mad, just go away. Darken someone else's doorstep with your nonstop bullshit reports.

And, Happy Holidays.

JC.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2719754]Jc jealously Will get you no where asshole! Go play bingo! You are no where near my level of mongering FOOL! Your a sideline monger. You're another boring old monger with ZERO contributions to this board. Doing a dream in a Wal-Mart parking lot? Absolutely! Camera or no camera it can be done! I don't waste time on idiot's like you. You're a NOBODY! Continue playing bingo and leave the real mongering to ME! Admit it asshole, your jealous and envious of me. You will NEVER have my talents asshole!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chris5;2722294]BB of course you would make a dumb ass comment what you just made! You nominated that stank Dahlia? Are you fucking high or drunk! You motherfuckers on this board are pathetic. A real provider doesn't have to advertise all over the place including the shit website of all which is BP and beg for business!! Dahlia constantly is on BP begging for business! You're an asshole for even bringing up her name.

I say AGAIN, What fascinates me about Dallas besides her absolutely breathtaking looks and body is that Dallas rarely if ever advertises!! And her phone can't stop ringing off the hook! It's amazing! She is in a league of her own. No one here in Orlando even comes close to Dallas. Her face and body is absolutely perfect!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]She prefers you text.


:)


PG.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2722294]BB of course you would make a dumb ass comment what you just made! You nominated that stank Dahlia? Are you fucking high or drunk! You motherfuckers on this board are pathetic. A real provider doesn't have to advertise all over the place including the shit website of all which is BP and beg for business!! Dahlia constantly is on BP begging for business! You're an asshole for even bringing up her name.

I say AGAIN, What fascinates me about Dallas besides her absolutely breathtaking looks and body is that Dallas rarely if ever advertises!! And her phone can't stop ringing off the hook! It's amazing! She is in a league of her own. No one here in Orlando even comes close to Dallas. Her face and body is absolutely perfect!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]I believe there are other (provider / non-advertisers) with better bodies.

No offense to my atf Dallas.

Gotta to keep her humble, it's not easy! !

PG.

[QUOTE=JustCruzin;2722393]Really? The little man with the uneducated mind. That is the best you can do? So here is the deal, I am going to type a little slower, because I know you can't read very fast and here is a helpful link when I use words that are three syllables or more. [URL]http://beta.merriam-webster.com/[/URL] I see you are still here posting bullshit report, so let's review. Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD do it. I CAN pick up a young lady that is totally out of it, park between two cop cars in front of OPD and tell her it's cool. She will go with it because she is out of it and doesn't know any better and vulnerable. Would a seasoned Monger do this? Hell NO. But this is what you suggest. Why? Because you ARE NOT A MONGER by any stretch of the definition. YOU don't have the first clue about being a Monger. You don't know there is honor among true Monger and respect and chivalry. YOU, the little man with the uneducated mind, do not have any of these traits to even come close to being recognized for anything except somebody that loves to be a keyboard cowgirl, floods the board with bullshit post and has the vocabulary level of a 14 year old boy that loves to hang out in the park and practice profane words with his buddies. No more, no less. Example, no matter how many times you post that Orlando strip clubs have cold beer and dancers, will not change the fact that the consensus still remains, they suck in a bad way compared to Tampa or Cocoa Beach. If you do in fact frequent these strip joints, I can see the bartenders, dancers and even the bouncer and DJ cringe when you walk in. "There is that Jack Ass again the harasses the help and nurses the same beer for hours at a time, never tipping the dancers or bartenders". I bet you are a lot of fun NOT! And the SW thread, pathetic to say the least. Same Shit Different Day. We now that Amber, Megan and Nicole give blowjobs. And please learn how to post pictures, truly a rookie mistake. Since it has been established that you are no genius or a Monger, only a little man with an uneducated mind, that explains why you don't get the fact that daily TRUE MONGERS take you to the woodshed and beat your ass. I am somewhat embarrassed for you, hate to say it. You just don't get it, hence the recommendation, just go away. You bring NOTHING here. Wait, possible a smoke screen for the unsuspecting newbies that SHOULD NOT ask for your advice or FOLLOW your advice. Once again, don't go away mad, just go away. Darken someone else's doorstep with your nonstop bullshit reports.

And, Happy Holidays.

JC.[/QUOTE]Actually old man I love the OBT strip clubs! Always a great time. I'm not just some regular customer asshole! You know ZERO about me! When I walk into a club people jump to greet me! Why? They all want something from me if you can relate to what that means. And it ain't cash old man. Don't you have a bingo game to go play asshole? When was the last time your old ass was in a strip club? Don't hate on me cause I live the life you could only dream of. Glad to know you follow my posts on the SW thread! I appreciate that! You know the thread no one reads! LOL! If you don't like my posts there then stay off the SW thread. Or you can also put me on ignore. Problem solved old man. RESPECT among MONGERS? Fuck that! There is ZERO respect in this game old man! Go be nice to someone else and see how you get shitted on asshole! I'm trying to teach your dumb ass something old man. There's ZERO respect in this game with mongers and these hos! You do you jc, and I can promise you I will continue doing me. I ain't going no when motherfucker! You hate my posts yet you can't stop reading them. You hate the SW thread but you follow me there as well. You follow me on the strip club thread also! And you think I'm the one with issue's? Lmfao! Do you have a wife in real life?'can I fuck her in her ass? That's the only thing you can do for me jc! So continue arguing with me here everyday if you like. I'm here, I'll make time for you old man.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=JustCruzin;2722393]
[b]Sissy Chrissy is No Monger (Part II)[/b]
Really? The little man with the uneducated mind. That is the best you can do? So here is the deal, I am going to type a little slower, because I know you can't read very fast and here is a helpful link when I use words that are three syllables or more. [URL]http://beta.merriam-webster.com/[/URL] I see you are still here posting bullshit report, so let's review. Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD do it. I CAN pick up a young lady that is totally out of it, park between two cop cars in front of OPD and tell her it's cool. She will go with it because she is out of it and doesn't know any better and vulnerable. Would a seasoned Monger do this? Hell NO. But this is what you suggest. Why? Because you ARE NOT A MONGER by any stretch of the definition. YOU don't have the first clue about being a Monger. You don't know there is honor among true Monger and respect and chivalry. YOU, the little man with the uneducated mind, do not have any of these traits to even come close to being recognized for anything except somebody that loves to be a keyboard cowgirl, floods the board with bullshit post and has the vocabulary level of a 14 year old boy that loves to hang out in the park and practice profane words with his buddies. No more, no less. Example, no matter how many times you post that Orlando strip clubs have cold beer and dancers, will not change the fact that the consensus still remains, they suck in a bad way compared to Tampa or Cocoa Beach. If you do in fact frequent these strip joints, I can see the bartenders, dancers and even the bouncer and DJ cringe when you walk in. "There is that Jack Ass again the harasses the help and nurses the same beer for hours at a time, never tipping the dancers or bartenders". I bet you are a lot of fun NOT! And the SW thread, pathetic to say the least. Same Shit Different Day. We know that Amber, Megan and Nicole give blowjobs. And please learn how to post pictures, truly a rookie mistake. Since it has been established that you are no genius or a Monger, only a little man with an uneducated mind, that explains why you don't get the fact that daily TRUE MONGERS take you to the woodshed and beat your ass. I am somewhat embarrassed for you, hate to say it. You just don't get it, hence the recommendation, just go away. You bring NOTHING here. Wait, possible a smoke screen for the unsuspecting newbies that SHOULD NOT ask for your advice or FOLLOW your advice. Once again, don't go away mad, just go away. Darken someone else's doorstep with your nonstop bullshit reports.

And, Happy Holidays.

JC.[/QUOTE][B]JC:[/B] I don't think ANYONE has ever said it BETTER!

[B]Christine:[/B] You must have spent some time in the military. Thank you for your service. Sorry your balls got shot off in the war, and ended up between your ears!

Another dream of Nicole.

Hooked up with my favorite girl later tonight at the Sunoco. Wearing a sexy short green dress. Ass bouncing all over the place. Nicole is my fuck girl. I never can see her without fucking her. Excellent BBBJ and cfs. I always come hard with Nicole. Such a sweetheart. I dropped her off at McDonald's off sandlake and another monger was waiting for her. He got out his car and greeted her with a huge hug and kiss. LOL. Does he not know that less than ten minutes before he saw her that.

My Dick was in her mouth and her sweet pussy!! LOL. Was that one of you mongers?

Chris5. —————.

You are ragging on another monger for meeting a girl after you had her. Dumbass, how many dicks did she have in her jaw before you showed up that day? Oh right, all these girls are vestal virgins right up until YOU see them on any given day.

I nominate you as the stupidest, most inane monger that has ever been on this board. Look up inane it covers everything you are and very little else. Jack off of the year 2015+ you've got my vote!

Now you can rant and call me all sorts of names, I find you never respond to the allegations against you, you just start calling people names like an out of control child.

VS.

[QUOTE=RunnerGuy;2721964]I second that but unfortunately, she may not be around much longer.[/QUOTE]WOW what a loss for Orlando!! Lmao! Good riddance you NASTY skank!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2719754]You are no where near my level of mongering FOOL![/QUOTE]Well at least you got [U]THAT[/U] right, Christine.

No one [U]WANTS[/U] to be [U]ANYWHERE[/U] near [U]YOUR[/U] LEVEL of "mongering".

As JC (and others) have said [U]MANY[/U] times, [B]YOU ARE NO MONGER[/B] !

You [U]sad[/U], [U]sad[/U] little man, you are NOTHING MORE than a [RED][b][u]RAPIST OF THE HOMELESS[/u][/b][/RED] !

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2721908][B]Hey Chrissy5:[/B]

Not every FLOWER can say love, but a ROSE can. Not every PLANT can survive thirst, but a CACTUS can. Not every [RED][b][u]IDIOT[/u][/b][/RED] can read, but look at [RED][b][u]YOU[/u][/b][/RED] go, you sad, sad little man!

Today I am taking this moment to send this encouraging message to my ASSWIPE friend, Chrissy5. I don't care if you lick windows, or screw farm animals. You hang in there [RED][b][u]CUPCAKE[/u][/b][/RED], because you're fucking SPECIAL to me, and you're my very own sad, sad little ASSWIPE. Look at you smiling at your phone, you [RED][b]CRAYON-EATING MOTHERFUCKER![/b][/RED].

[B][i]LMAO !!![/i][/B][/QUOTE]Hey buddy! My old friend! Seriously I look at you like my best bud on this board old friend. We go way back right yrag? You remind me of my DOG! When my dog gets out of line I fucking kick the shit out of it!! You remind me of him old pal! So let's talk yragfag. How's life treating you? Are you still secretly recording unsuspecting women in that shitty bedroom of yours? I didn't see the hidden video cameras in that pic you posted yesterday. Where were they buddy? Dallas is by far the hottest chick you ever had in your shitty weird house! I'm sure you paid her really really really good yrag. She probably took ten showers when she got home to wash your NASTY ass off of her.

Yragyrag I think you are one weird cocksucker who takes these weird photos of unsuspecting women! Do you even have a job yrag? Or is that your mother's house? I picture you as a broke unemployed perverted bum! You are severely jealous of me and my many many beautiful chicks that I get daily. I'm not a nice guy buddy. I only wish you the worst buddy! One final question. Do you have a real life wife or girlfriend? Probably NOT! But if you do she is probably NOT satisfied with you sexually and thinks your just a weird guy that can't fuck! LOL! Tell you what old friend, PM me her digits. I will fuck her good buddy! I will bend her over and shove her head face down into a pillow and plow her asshole good! You can. Even watch if you like old friend! Nice chatting with you old friend. Let's do this again soon.

Cocksucker!! Lmfao!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=STrain;2722272]You clowns sure do have a whole lot of attitude for people that have to pay for pussy![/QUOTE]We sure do, we are sad hopeless little men.

Thanks for piping in.

OK, back to more brash and cocky bashing.

PG.

You have some fucking nerve you cocksucker! You brag about you fucking the top provider's yet you won't admit that they charge you considerably MORE because your so fucking disgusting. Word is that you look like Jabba The Hutt! LOL! Is this true Jazak? Do chicks really have to lift your fat belly just to reach your NASTY dick!! You're an asshole Jazak!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=STrain;2722272]You clowns sure do have a whole lot of attitude for people that have to pay for pussy![/QUOTE]Since you also pay for pussy and have an attitude this post is a total waste of space. Or are you so damn sexy these ladies pay you for sex. Nawwww. You are a loser that pays for pussy.

As this year winds down, let's not forget all the fun we've had along the way.

Here are the most memorable Top 10 Photos of 2015.

Enjoy, and Happy New Year!

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And although this photo did not make the Top 10 Photos of 2015, it certainly deserves "Honorable Mention".

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[B]Why are you refusing to answer my questions[/B] about how your SKANKY SW SISTER is doing these days? She must be really busy these days. [B]Im getting bombarded with PMs from all your friends on the Streetwalker thread[/B]. They're giving me their shitty reviews of her. They're afraid to post their reviews in the Streetwalker thread because they know she is your sister, and they don't want to get on your bad side. [B]But all your buddies are "[i]eating that shit up[/i]"[/B] or should I say it's really your SKANKY SW SISTER that is "[I]eating all your buddies shit[/I]"!

Chrissy5, GO KISS YOUR SISTER AGAIN. I know you've been doing that on a regular basis now, because I saw you chilling out at Flashdancers the other day, and I could see those stained teeth of yours clear across the room; [RED]dark-brown stains, just like your sisters![/RED].

[B][i]LMAO !!![/i][/B]

[B][i]What an IMBECILE !!![/i][/B]

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Again, just a rant with no substance from the little man with the uneducated mind. Thank you for proving my point. I'd like to share just a few of my stripper stories with you, but you are not worthy and I believe it is getting that time where a True Monger takes you back out to the woodshed for another ass beating. Enjoy!

JC

[QUOTE=Chris5;2722422]Actually old man I love the OBT strip clubs! Always a great time. I'm not just some regular customer asshole! You know ZERO about me! When I walk into a club people jump to greet me! Why? They all want something from me if you can relate to what that means. And it ain't cash old man. Don't you have a bingo game to go play asshole? When was the last time your old ass was in a strip club? Don't hate on me cause I live the life you could only dream of. Glad to know you follow my posts on the SW thread! I appreciate that! You know the thread no one reads! LOL! If you don't like my posts there then stay off the SW thread. Or you can also put me on ignore. Problem solved old man. RESPECT among MONGERS? Fuck that! There is ZERO respect in this game old man! Go be nice to someone else and see how you get shitted on asshole! I'm trying to teach your dumb ass something old man. There's ZERO respect in this game with mongers and these hos! You do you jc, and I can promise you I will continue doing me. I ain't going no when motherfucker! You hate my posts yet you can't stop reading them. You hate the SW thread but you follow me there as well. You follow me on the strip club thread also! And you think I'm the one with issue's? Lmfao! Do you have a wife in real life?'can I fuck her in her ass? That's the only thing you can do for me jc! So continue arguing with me here everyday if you like. I'm here, I'll make time for you old man.

Chris5.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=JustCruzin;2723038]Again, just a rant with no substance from the little man with the uneducated mind. Thank you for proving my point. I'd like to share just a few of my stripper stories with you, but you are not worthy and I believe it is getting that time where a True Monger takes you back out to the woodshed for another ass beating. Enjoy!

JC

.[/QUOTE]That's the best you got old man? LOSER! I'm getting bored with you asshole! At least my good buddy YragFag is entertaining!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=VerySlowly;2722449]Another dream of Nicole.

Hooked up with my favorite girl later tonight at the Sunoco. Wearing a sexy short green dress. Ass bouncing all over the place. Nicole is my fuck girl. I never can see her without fucking her. Excellent BBBJ and cfs. I always come hard with Nicole. Such a sweetheart. I dropped her off at McDonald's off sandlake and another monger was waiting for her. He got out his car and greeted her with a huge hug and kiss. LOL. Does he not know that less than ten minutes before he saw her that.

My Dick was in her mouth and her sweet pussy!! LOL. Was that one of you mongers?

Chris5. .

You are ragging on another monger for meeting a girl after you had her. Dumbass, how many dicks did she have in her jaw before you showed up that day? Oh right, all these girls are vestal virgins right up until YOU see them on any given day.

I nominate you as the stupidest, most inane monger that has ever been on this board. Look up inane it covers everything you are and very little else. Jack off of the year 2015+ you've got my vote!

Now you can rant and call me all sorts of names, I find you never respond to the allegations against you, you just start calling people names like an out of control child.

VS.[/QUOTE]I appreciate your nomination old man. I've worked very hard to become DOUCHE BAG of the year. Wouldn't you agree? But you went even further and basically said I was the worst this great board has ever seen. I'm Speechless! I accept your award for DOUCHE BAG of the year with tears of joy in my eye's! Thank You Thank You Thank You!!

By the way say hello to your friend that cocksucker YragFag for me. Man that guy is hysterical.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2722479]Well at least you got [U]THAT[/U] right, Christine.

No one [U]WANTS[/U] to be [U]ANYWHERE[/U] near [U]YOUR[/U] LEVEL of "mongering".

As JC (and others) have said [U]MANY[/U] times, [B]YOU ARE NO MONGER[/B] !

You [U]sad[/U], [U]sad[/U] little man, you are NOTHING MORE than a [RED][b][u]RAPIST OF THE HOMELESS[/u][/b][/RED] ![/QUOTE]Hey YragFag. How are you old friend? So buddy I heard the woman you were going to quick mongering for is leaving Orlando? Are you taking your useless idiot ass with her you cocksucker! Take you and your weird pics and shove them up your ass YragFag. LOL! You're a LOSER and you will always, always, always, always be a LOSER!

Go shove so crayons up your ass!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2723220]I appreciate your nomination old man. I've worked very hard to become DOUCHE BAG of the year. Wouldn't you agree? But you went even further and basically said I was the worst this great board has ever seen. I'm Speechless! I accept your award for DOUCHE BAG of the year with tears of joy in my eye's! Thank You Thank You Thank You!!

By the way say hello to your friend that cocksucker YragFag for me. Man that guy is hysterical.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]Yes, you fucking Goddam piece of fucking shit. You can rejoice! You have earned the award of POS fucking Douchebag of the Year. You are it, you are the one and only! Presenting Sissy Chrissy, your USA Sex Guide: Douchebag of the Year! Hoo Ray, Hercules, Hoo Ray!

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2722418]I believe there are other (provider / non-advertisers) with better bodies.

No offense to my atf Dallas.

Gotta to keep her humble, it's not easy! !

PG.[/QUOTE]Thank you guys for the nice comments.

They are greatly appreciated, I'm not sure what's going on now with you lingers, but thanks again gentleman.

Xoxo.

Dallas.

[QUOTE=Vino7373;2723385]Yes, you fucking Goddam piece of fucking shit. You can rejoice! You have earned the award of POS fucking Douchebag of the Year. You are it, you are the one and only! Presenting Sissy Chrissy, your USA Sex Guide: Douchebag of the Year! Hoo Ray, Hercules, Hoo Ray![/QUOTE]I tried to do my best! LOL! I take this as a huge compliment. Oh by the way buddy before I forget. McDonald's is still asking me about ginger. They want to know how she's doing after that little accident she had in their bathroom?? Lmao! She's becoming a favorite on Paradise Trail buddy. She loves her candy!!

Thanks again for the warm wishes old friend. Tell your buddy YragFag I said to eat a dick!

Chris5.

Wow, looked at some pics, came to this board, and wow, are you dudes out of control. Drama.

[QUOTE=Kj5811;2722836]Since you also pay for pussy and have an attitude this post is a total waste of space. Or are you so damn sexy these ladies pay you for sex. Nawwww. You are a loser that pays for pussy.[/QUOTE]Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me! Bet you still live in your parents basement!

[QUOTE=Chris5;2721929]You probably pay the providers more then $20 dollars. You're from what I hear one of the nicest mongers in Orlando! My hat off to you!!

Asshole!! Fucking cocksucker!! I hope you fucking burn in hell!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]I never seen Krusty the Clown get so mad before. Ha. Ha..Ha.. Mission accomplished!! Pissed the clown off! And at the same time proved that he does have a second username on this forum.

Have a good day.

Shut up Jazak! Ha..Ha..

[QUOTE=Jazak;2723693]Mission accomplished!! Pissed the clown off! And proved that he does have a second username on this forum.

Have a good day.[/QUOTE]Now you're trying to change my words in my posts. LOL! ANYONE with a brain can click on my original post and see what I clearly said to you fat ass! Now all of a sudden I'm calling you the nicest monger in Orlando? You got to stop lying AND come at me with something Better than that! LOL!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5]
[b]Dahlia[/b]
WOW what a loss for Orlando!! Lmao! Good riddance you NASTY skank!
Chris5. [/QUOTE]Not just "anybody" could get to see the lovely Princess Dahlia.

Good thing you've got a replacement that [U]EVERYONE[/U] can see; that is your SKANKY SW SISTER! I hear your Streetwalker "friends" are having THE-TIME-OF-THEIR-LIFE with her, my friend.

LMAO!

What a [I]super[/I]- [B]IDIOT[/B] !

I gotta tell all you something, I blocked a few members who are total wastes of time, you know, liars, crooks, legends-in-their-own-minds kinda guys, and it is quite entertaining to just read one side of all these arguments.

I had sworn off of a couple of threads but now can enjoy them once again, knowing what I read isn't pure fiction.

Some of you guys should try it, it is a much better way of keeping up.

Just one man's opinion.

C3.

YragFag where are you my friend? Haven't heard from you. Put down the magazines and the homemade video's and stop fucking whacking off asshole! Get your weird sorry ass back in the RAT TRAP and keep my big balls nice and clean! Lmao!

Fucking LOSER!

Chris5.