The Prickyard

A2 must have passed through and pulled some weeds. That's what happens when I decide to eat first and then reply.

For the guy who thinks I need to get laid, that sounds like a good plan for tomorrow. I will need to fit it into my schedule. Tomorrow might be a 12 hour day. It won't be too bad. I'll spend about 4 hours working with a woman who would tempt FF to give up freckles.

Here's the plan:

Grab about $150 in cash (about 450,000 pesos) and go flag down a taxi. Take the taxi about 5 miles and pay the $4 fare. Before that, I'll swing by the pharmacy and buy a box of generic Viagra for about $1 per pill.

Once I get to my destination, I'll climb the stairs, ask for a beer and take a seat. After a few minutes the girls will start passing through to introduce themselves. After about a dozen pass through I'll pick one out. I'm going to splurge and pay the $23 for a full hour (room included), and go have my fun. If she's good she'll get a $6 tip.

I might decide to really splurge and go to the expensive place. That one costs almost $50 per hour, but I can get there for about $2. 50. If I had more time I'd hit a strip club and maybe spend $100.

Thanks for the suggestion.

Jjbee, I'm so sorry things are so HARD on you Ya right you lucky guy.

BG,

P.S., stay thirsty my friend!

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3463888]A2 must have passed through and pulled some weeds. That's what happens when I decide to eat first and then reply.

For the guy who thinks I need to get laid, that sounds like a good plan for tomorrow. I will need to fit it into my schedule. Tomorrow might be a 12 hour day. It won't be too bad. I'll spend about 4 hours working with a woman who would tempt FF to give up freckles.

Here's the plan:

Grab about $150 in cash (about 450,000 pesos) and go flag down a taxi. Take the taxi about 5 miles and pay the $4 fare. Before that, I'll swing by the pharmacy and buy a box of generic Viagra for about $1 per pill.

Once I get to my destination, I'll climb the stairs, ask for a beer and take a seat. After a few minutes the girls will start passing through to introduce themselves. After about a dozen pass through I'll pick one out. I'm going to splurge and pay the $23 for a full hour (room included), and go have my fun. If she's good she'll get a $6 tip.

I might decide to really splurge and go to the expensive place. That one costs almost $50 per hour, but I can get there for about $2. 50. If I had more time I'd hit a strip club and maybe spend $100.

Thanks for the suggestion.[/QUOTE]

And all this time I thought pussy was an adjective, as in "Avaggdu is such a big pussy" or "Avagddu is so pussy whipped". I never realized it was either a product or a service. Huh.

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A UTR, there are several, but I am referring to one in particular, has been receiving texts from unknown numbers. The texts are pretty explicit, so what else is new, huh. However this UTR pre-verifies any hobbyist before she gives out her number. So when unknown numbers show up, she wonders how the guy got her number. What it comes down to, is one of two things.

1. Some hobbyist that has been verified by her, someone that she trusted to give out her number, has now destroyed the trust by handing out her number to other guys without first asking her permission. These guys text claiming they know nothing about the board so they could or could not be members, just friends of the asshole that gave out her number.

2. Some hobbyist that has been verified by her, someone that she trusted to give out her number, has now destroyed the trust by now texting her from a internet phone number and harassing her.

Why do assholes do this? Why does an asshole tell her that another hobbyist, unnamed, was the one that gave her number out when I damn well know it wasn't him? Why would anyone give out a UTR's number without asking her permission? It's too bad that one bad apple, or maybe two or more have to do such stupid ignorant shit like this? How would you idiots like her handing out your number to other hobbyists or other providers without permission and have them blow up your phone?

I have determined that trust is just about gone from this board. I am beginning to believe that there is no honor between hobbyists and providers anymore. Doesn't anyone care about the safety of others? It's a damn shame!

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;3474403]A UTR, there are several, but I am referring to one in particular, has been receiving texts from unknown numbers. The texts are pretty explicit, so what else is new, huh. However this UTR pre-verifies any hobbyist before she gives out her number. So when unknown numbers show up, she wonders how the guy got her number. What it comes down to, is one of two things.

1. Some hobbyist that has been verified by her, someone that she trusted to give out her number, has now destroyed the trust by handing out her number to other guys without first asking her permission. These guys text claiming they know nothing about the board so they could or could not be members, just friends of the asshole that gave out her number.

2. Some hobbyist that has been verified by her, someone that she trusted to give out her number, has now destroyed the trust by now texting her from a internet phone number and harassing her.

Why do assholes do this? Why does an asshole tell her that another hobbyist, unnamed, was the one that gave her number out when I damn well know it wasn't him? Why would anyone give out a UTR's number without asking her permission? It's too bad that one bad apple, or maybe two or more have to do such stupid ignorant shit like this? How would you idiots like her handing out your number to other hobbyists or other providers without permission and have them blow up your phone?

I have determined that trust is just about gone from this board. I am beginning to believe that there is no honor between hobbyists and providers anymore. Doesn't anyone care about the safety of others? It's a damn shame![/QUOTE]Of saying this to you and to anyone else I feel like annoying, so what did you really expect?

[QUOTE=Ilapp;3475308]Of saying this to you and to anyone else I feel like annoying, so what did you really expect?[/QUOTE]Rule #1: People, given the opportunity, will do what gives them the most pleasure.

Rule #2: Some people get pleasure from being assholes to decent people.

These rules are universal. Every industry, every hobby, sport or recreation, you'll find the assholes. The have no interest, except to cause grief to those who have an interest.

In my world it shows up in several ways. We get holy rollers who want to save the models from evil. We get the people who assume the models will sleep with them for a very low price. There are the guys who think any insult or rude remark is okay. Then there are the guys who try to stalk, bully or blackmail the models.

Identify the problem, isolate it and move on to the next. Each time you get better at recognizing them. I can now spot an asshole in 5 words or less.

I'm currently at 7. I guess the man south of the border needs to give me some pointers.

Kyussfan, the 43rd biggest prick in the yard.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;3474403]A UTR, there are several, but I am referring to one in particular, has been receiving texts from unknown numbers. The texts are pretty explicit, so what else is new, huh. However this UTR pre-verifies any hobbyist before she gives out her number. So when unknown numbers show up, she wonders how the guy got her number. What it comes down to, is one of two things.

1. Some hobbyist that has been verified by her, someone that she trusted to give out her number, has now destroyed the trust by handing out her number to other guys without first asking her permission. These guys text claiming they know nothing about the board so they could or could not be members, just friends of the asshole that gave out her number.

2. Some hobbyist that has been verified by her, someone that she trusted to give out her number, has now destroyed the trust by now texting her from a internet phone number and harassing her.

Why do assholes do this? Why does an asshole tell her that another hobbyist, unnamed, was the one that gave her number out when I damn well know it wasn't him? Why would anyone give out a UTR's number without asking her permission? It's too bad that one bad apple, or maybe two or more have to do such stupid ignorant shit like this? How would you idiots like her handing out your number to other hobbyists or other providers without permission and have them blow up your phone?

I have determined that trust is just about gone from this board. I am beginning to believe that there is no honor between hobbyists and providers anymore. Doesn't anyone care about the safety of others? It's a damn shame![/QUOTE]This is some sad shit right here. Trust is one of the hardest things to acquire yet one of the easiest to lose.

I trust my dog, beyond that the list get pretty narrow.

I hope it wasn't the UTR that You know that I know. If someone ruined that I'm pissed.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3475365]Rule #1: People, given the opportunity, will do what gives them the most pleasure.

Rule #2: Some people get pleasure from being assholes to decent people.

These rules are universal. Every industry, every hobby, sport or recreation, you'll find the assholes. The have no interest, except to cause grief to those who have an interest.

In my world it shows up in several ways. We get holy rollers who want to save the models from evil. We get the people who assume the models will sleep with them for a very low price. There are the guys who think any insult or rude remark is okay. Then there are the guys who try to stalk, bully or blackmail the models.

Identify the problem, isolate it and move on to the next. Each time you get better at recognizing them. I can now spot an asshole in 5 words or less.[/QUOTE]That it is much easier just to assume that everyone is an asshole and then I don't spend near as much effort counting to 5 so many times. It takes such little time to weed out those that aren't. I have also found that I have developed the skill where everyone can tell I am an ass hole without even my having said a word.

That being said not only do I wish I had your job, but I often wish I had your thoughtfulness and your insight.

[QUOTE=Nitro69;3475754]This is some sad shit right here. Trust is one of the hardest things to acquire yet one of the easiest to lose.

I trust my dog, beyond that the list get pretty narrow.

I hope it wasn't the UTR that You know that I know. If someone ruined that I'm pissed.[/QUOTE]Are we sure that this really happened?? I have known some folks that will fabricate drama so people will feel sorry for them.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3475365] I can now spot an asshole in 5 words or less.[/QUOTE]That was only four words, how'd I do?

[QUOTE=Bob0324;3477178]Are we sure that this really happened?? I have known some folks that will fabricate drama so people will feel sorry for them.[/QUOTE]However to feel sorry for someone, names would have to be posted to feel sorry for them. The only name posted was mine and everyone knows that nobody, especially you, feels sorry for me! Besides fabricating means "invent or concoct (something), typically with deceitful intent". Screenshots of text messages aren't fabrication, but you are good at passively aggressively stirring the drama pot.

[QUOTE=PowerTool;3477950][B]Boom goes the dynamite![/B] That was only four words, how'd I do?[/QUOTE]And it's wonderful to have you back!

[QUOTE=PowerTool;3477950]That was only four words, how'd I do?[/QUOTE]You'll always be one word short of an asshole to us, PT.

See I still lurk around here too. Sent you a PM just for old times sake.