Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Iohannes1971;5977922]I was in Woodbridge along Rte 1. There is a little place on Opitz (if unsure, rubmaps will show the way) that I had stopped before and really enjoyed myself. The girl that time was Jenny. Chinese, probably late-30's, attractive, squishy but not fat. That is how I like them. She gave a good massage and a nice NOVA+ finish. She did camel slide an DATY while stroking with zero hesitation and worked on a second finish for me because time allowed. She worked hard an never complained at all.

I was hoping to see Jenny again but I got Penny. Penny isn't as pretty as Jenny but has a similar squishy build. She was really pleasant and smiling and had a nice personality. She held my hand as she guided me to the room and rubbed my back and butt as I entered. She was wearing short shorts and a small shoulder less top. I let her do her massage for a while and it was a really good massage. I was not expecting one that good. She was getting in there and doing it right. She would whisper things in my ear here and there, "so handsome", "take care of you, baby", and things like that.

I let my hand wander and started stroking her thighs and ass. There was plenty of room to start sliding my thumb up and discover she had some very tiny lacy panties on. That were already wet. She whispered in my ear, "Ohh you make me so wet, baby. " I was thinking, "Jesus. She is really really wet. " I was ready to flip and she noticed and pulled the pillow out. Then she pulled her shorts and panties down, opened her stance a bit and I started rubbing her clit, which was hard and she was dripping. She whispered, "Just take care of me" and took her top off. She has (maybe) B cups and she mentioned they were small. They looked nice and nice nipples and I told her so and nursed a bit while still rubbing her very very wet pussy.

I laid on my back and she climbed on. I was not there for FS and rarely do that. I do enjoy camel slides though. I didn't ask her for it but she went straight for the camel slide. I am absolutely certain FS is on the table though. Anyway, she started grinding on me hard. Her pussy was so wet. Her lips were so spread. It really felt like FS. Her face was showing how much she was into this. Then she started rubbing herself while grinding telling me she is going to cum. She finished herself and was shuddering as she collapses on top of me. She did this twice.

She turned around and I was DATY and she was grinding herself into my face while stroking me.[/QUOTE]I have been there many, many times and from my experience FS is not available and BJ is not either. But, I have had similar experience there with Penny as far as nudity, daty, PtoP slides, etc. I think I saw Jenny once and similar with her also. That is typical for this Chinese AMP. I am still seeing a couple that left there and relocated and continue similar service. Always friendly and accommodating and never beg for tips in my experience.

[QUOTE=DoctorDoctor;5987241]Singed previously myself. Human mind plays tricks with stories made not based on reality.

As many here, I've had close relationships or perhaps they appeared close with providers in the past. The difference is while bodies may have opened, emotions and deep intimacy were missing. Not saying that's one way or the other or perhaps your experience was different, it just was for me. Like it's sunny out. Nothing more or less.

This is a business transaction. While it's tempting to think of oneself as"special" and yes, there are instances with at occurs, for the most part a service is provided for a fee. Yes YMMV or past performance is no guarantee of future results, we play the game.

While we may hold expectations, the humaneness of this service is variable. Kinda like your favorite sports team, they may be awesome but some days things don't click. We just caulk it up in the W-L column. You hope there will be more W than Ls. The same with this game.

One the cool things about this site, you get a free scouting report. So you have a sense what to expect if you play the game.

Nothing is perfect. So I play this game with kindness and gratitude.[/QUOTE]I've lost money, years and things I will never get back, many many many times. Helped people move, took in someone and their family, and helped with bills and homework. Being human, and alone leads to these real things. While I try not to, I sometimes get too involved. But it's fun while it lasts. I'm looking for the next ex Ms. Give me some leads. Maybe the Thais are keeping me alive.

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;5986815]When I was a newbie to the scene I fell for a Thai provider and like Icarus I flew too close to the sun and got burned. She told me that she cared about me greatly and gave me some sob story that she needed quick money or she'll be evicted from her apartment. I gave her $1000 in cash and she told me she would pay me back within a few days.

I never saw that money again. So don't get me wrong. I'm not defending any of these ladies. Their hearts don't bleed in red, they bleed in green and that's going to be the only outcome in this dance. You know it. I know it.

But that doesn't mean we have to treat these woman like dirt either. I follow the church of the pilot aviator and truly believe that regardless of their moral alignment, we must be nice to the ladies and treat them with respect.

You don't have to become a monster to defeat one.

"Manners maketh man" great quote. Great movie BTW.

But I've been in the game sometime and I can also agree with Top here, the Thai market has been on a nosedive as of late and I feel like Icarus isn't the only one plummeting to his doom.

I tried to make to make an appointment with this one here.

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And I didn't even make it past the screening. She asked for my name age and even a picture and after all was said and done she said she will pass on me and blocked me. First time that's ever happened.

I've taken more Ls lately than I care to admit. So either my well of luck has run dry, or I'm due for some big score soon to balance the scales.

The tides rise, and we must rise to meet it, lest we perish and drown.[/QUOTE]I dated a Cuban mamasita from Jacksonville recently. Had a fun time, but in the end I'm out cash and she's back in the club. I fell hard for a Nova Thai and had a few years of bliss. In the end, she was all about the business.

[QUOTE=RegularJoe1985;5985665]That states that Kk / Tara provide more than a HJ. Not sure if I've seen any other post stating that.

Do they provide at the outset or after many visits?[/QUOTE]It's usually after a few visits and they are comfortable with you. And you usually give them extra. And by no means is this list complete. I can name at least 7 off the top of my head that I have gotten bb from.

[QUOTE=Serpico99;5987452]Is she Asian, White, etc?[/QUOTE]I'll go with "ethnically ambiguous". No accent, average height / weight, slight natural tan. White and something.

[QUOTE=Miketastic69;5987630]I've lost money, years and things I will never get back, many many many times. Helped people move, took in someone and their family, and helped with bills and homework. Being human, and alone leads to these real things. While I try not to, I sometimes get too involved. But it's fun while it lasts. I'm looking for the next ex Ms. Give me some leads. Maybe the Thais are keeping me alive.[/QUOTE]That's sad, but at least you owned it. Human and not afraid to admit it. 1000 points to a guy who's board cred doesn't even need 1000 points.

[QUOTE=NyHornet;5987599]I have been there many, many times and from my experience FS is not available and BJ is not either. But, I have had similar experience there with Penny as far as nudity, daty, PtoP slides, etc. I think I saw Jenny once and similar with her also. That is typical for this Chinese AMP. I am still seeing a couple that left there and relocated and continue similar service. Always friendly and accommodating and never beg for tips in my experience.[/QUOTE]I've only seen Penny there the several times I've gone. Can concur, never got the impression FS or even BJ was on the table DATY, FIV and Penny at least appearing to get off on it is definitely her thing. I had wondered if another provider was there, I might have to swing by on a day Penny is off to see Jenny.

[QUOTE=Serpico99;5987452]Is she Asian, White, etc?[/QUOTE]I emailed her once. She said she was white. Never did pay a visit though.

Dreamt of someone called MiMi for the first time, any FS providers in PW?

It's an easy trap to fall into. We all want to believe that we are special and eventhough common sense says otherwise, she is different, it is real, I can change her. Your not, she isn't, it's not, you can't.

[QUOTE=JohnnySalami;5988334]That's sad, but at least you owned it. Human and not afraid to admit it. 1000 points to a guy who's board cred doesn't even need 1000 points.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Skooby;5988503]I emailed her once. She said she was white. Never did pay a visit though.[/QUOTE]Since the question of ethnicity wasn't answered until AFTER I made the appointment, I thought I'd try out this magical mermaid massage after StVilles very solid review. He's into weird shit, I'm into weird shit too. But unfortunately, not into white chicks. So had I known that, probably would of passed but it's not that big of deal, I'll try anything once. From the moment I walked in I got massive Kathy Bates from Misery vibes. She was wearing pajamas and looked very "homely" but I use the term loosely. Her best years are far behind her, and I wanted to run out the door and never look back. But unfortunately that wouldn't be very gentlemanly so I figured I'd bite the bullet and stay at least for the massage. She asked if I wanted a sensual upgrade for $30 more and I declined the invitation faster than a bandits sleight of hand.

This chick definitely has a few screws loose and we got onto some weird conversation tangents. To the point where I couldn't even pretend to get horny. Massage was fairly mediocre which is a bummer because I genuinely thought the "playtime" portion of her magical mermaid shit was just a gimmick to generate business for a legit kind of work. Since I wasn't the least bit attracted to her I did not partake in any fun. I stay covered up despite her many attempts to disrobe me. So I don't want to disuade or diminish previous reviews perhaps that $30 upcharge makes all the difference. I'm strictly going to keep my review on the massage.

She offers this like personal sauna tent where she fills it with steam and a salt scrub and this was actually kinda nice and something you don't get from a regular massage. She also isn't a clock watcher and you get your hour without any interruptions.

But the massage was still lacking and unless you're there for the sensual package. The mermaid massage is not worth its weight in gold.

I can't remember her name, water definitely wants to forget this one.

TheDrowned.

Every once in a while I stop into Won massage just to see if they've upped their game any. Finally they have, but not very far. You can get a handshake there but Yoko, who has a nice rack, won't let you go anywhere else. Massage is ok, HE is ok too. . 6 for the hour and I tipped. 6 a raising of the bra and a bit of nursing. Won massage is a couple of miles west of 395 on Little River Turnpike but prior to Annandale.

[QUOTE=SynonymToast;5988731]Dreamt of someone called MiMi for the first time, any FS providers in PW?[/QUOTE]Lack of details does not do the forum any good.

[QUOTE=OnTheSid3;5982953]In my dream, I went to Pinetree and was greeted by a late-30's lady wearing a glittery red skirt and blouse. In this dream her name was Kim, I think. I noticed two things about her almost immediately, her cleavage revealed a very nice set of man-made Ds, and when she leaned over the table her skirt slid up enough to reveal there were no panties underneath. She asked if I wanted 30 minutes, but I said no, an hour. She told me too bad, no appointment only 30 minutes and I agreed. Once undressed, she wanted to start the massage, so I asked for a shower first which was warm but not spectacular. Back in the room, I'm face down and she straddles my head to start massaging my back. This lasted for about 15 seconds and she asked what I wanted. In this dream, everything was open. She offered FS at 1. 5 but I opted for the BBBJ for 1. As I'm still on my belly, she starts at my feet and rubs her impressive man-mades along my legs, ass, and finally my head, so I roll over and enjoyed a mouthful and 2 hands full for a few minutes. As she starts the main event, her legs straddle my head again and I'm staring at a lovely shaved kitty, my fingers and tongue both enjoyed that for a bit, I'm sure she did as well. She then sits on me reverse CG and finishes me with her hands while holding me against her kitty. This was a fun dream. Total damage 1. 6.[/QUOTE]I really hope she returns. Was a great time with her. She may pop back up somewhere else. If she does, pass information. Too much fun.

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;5988882]Since the question of ethnicity wasn't answered until AFTER I made the appointment, I thought I'd try out this magical mermaid massage after StVilles very solid review. He's into weird shit, I'm into weird shit too
I can't remember her name, water definitely wants to forget this one.[/QUOTE]Sorry about that. I don't have a way with words like some of the rest of you have. The short version wouldn't have shown how weird it was.

The wardrobe report was interesting though. Because no shit it was a tweed pantsuit when I went. I liked the scrub / steam tent cycle. Kind of the highlight for me and it's something I'd like to see in more legit massage setups.