Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=AnonymousChub;3466678]Hey fellas, I just wanted to take a few moments to tell you about a few reoccurring dreams I've had. Whenever I'm in town and have a few moments for a 30 minutes nap or longer I typically visit one of these spots that happen to be side by side. Funny thing is before I ever became a monger I stumbled across this place while waiting to have my car fixed at the Dodge dealer up the street. Now this was a few years back when I was brand new to the game. First dream begins as any typical massage I imagine but during the massage one particular individual asked if I'd been there before so I told her I've never had a massage before. She proceeded to not only provide a great massage but took it upon herself to try and arouse me. Obviously the soldier stood at attention and she again asked are you sure you've never had a massage and I nervously said never, as I was picking a pretty obvious tent. She proceeded to removed my sheet and just straight dish ragged my shit so elegantly I think it only lasted about 2-3 minutes (at least that what it felt like in my mind). Fireworks. Explosion finished with a TS. I woke up from this dream a monger and I didn't even know it. Ever since I've been visiting. Now before you go and get excited, I've never seen a drop dead gorgeous chic at either place but they mostly seem happy (not CB happy, but happy) to work and definitely get the job done.

First dream ever followed by many reoccurring ones (many): [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-evergreen-oriental-massage-407-903-0800/9540173[/URL].

When they are full or tell me to wait for a nap, I leave, head across the stop sign to: [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/you-are-our-king-let-us-pamper-you-inandoutcall/12200544[/URL] Now here I have had one occasion that was just as marvelous as my first from a very young lady but I'll save that dream for another time.

Be safe and monger on.[/QUOTE]Nice information but what is the damage because frankly in my opinion CB is overpriced they are good very good but still overpriced for me.

Anybody have any info on her?

I keep call her when her ad comes up and she never answers?

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/thirsty-thursday-erotic-sensual-full-body-massage-in-out-new-location/18343110[/URL]

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-special-30-100-real-young-girl/22687023[/URL]

I saw this add and figured it's on my way home I stop by and give it a try as you see in the ad $30 grand opening special nothing special about it it made me wait 10 minutes in the room finally cute little thing comes in rubs me for a little while switches out with a mama son probably about 40 years old decent tits but nothing special back massage only hot towel white down no table shower no flip and she says thank you I flip over anyways and says aren't you going to finish and she said not today and she left so I got dressed on my way out the door she jumps in front of me and says where's my tip I said your tip is always give the customer a happy ending bye walked right past her and left she was yelling at me at the door.

[QUOTE=Bjceb;3467697]Anybody have any info on her?

I keep call her when her ad comes up and she never answers?

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/thirsty-thursday-erotic-sensual-full-body-massage-in-out-new-location/18343110[/URL][/QUOTE]Don't waste your time. Here's my review:

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3666-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=3413809&viewfull=1[/URL]#post3413809.

[QUOTE=WadeUncle;3465637]I had this same experience with Alexis recently. It was the only time out of the four I've visited where I've had that service. Needless to say if I return, it will not be to see her.[/QUOTE]You won't see Tina for a long time.

[QUOTE=Chriss9971;3467544][URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/anytime-in-call-45min-80-wellness-therapeutic-massage-central-florida-pkwy-anytime/9922454[/URL]

Best 45 minute massage I've ever had, good looking provider with huge tits but you can only rub on her ass which is fat too. Would recommend for 80 $ flat fee, I always tip 10 -20 for good service.[/QUOTE]Did you get just a he? Would a higher tip get more or does the menu open up at all?

I'm looking for a place like this in Orlando. [URL]http://dudamobile.bodymagicspa.org/[/URL]#2673.

I went to this one a few years ago with great results, I'm hoping to enjoy a similar experience again.

[QUOTE=InFromBehind;3468493]I'm looking for a place like this in Orlando. [URL]http://dudamobile.bodymagicspa.org/[/URL]#2673.

I went to this one a few years ago with great results, I'm hoping to enjoy a similar experience again.[/QUOTE]If you want an American Spa in O-Town it's probably Luxsa, aka The Candy Shoppe. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/early-birds-have-all-the-fun-50-happy-hr-be4-noon-sweet-and-sexy-playful-and-fun-nude-and-reviewed/18322623[/URL].

Went to may spa Friday morning, was fortunate to get the small pretty girl with the small bolt ons. One hour for $60, didn't haggle over price. Didn't have a whole lot of extra cash so I was hoping for a handshake. Good scrub in the shower, damn good massage, came time to have fun, agreed on 40 for a shake. Fell asleep and had a dreamed that it happened, woke up and went to pay, can't find my money, I tell her someone took it, she yells at the other girl calling her a liar and what not, I get dressed wicked quick, put my shoes on and leave my socks, she gives me this look can't tell if I'm serious or not, she tells me to pick up my socks and go check in my truck, LOL yeah I'll be right back. Driving down the road I'm boggled why they would take my money, I would've given it to them anyway, few red lights down the road (socks still in my pockets) I'm fingering my wallet and low and behold there's my 40 $! Got a shake for free. Apologies to the mongers I messed it up for though LOL!

[QUOTE=WalSTreet;3464011]Hey guys. Anyone seen Heather's new website? Man. The twins are looking good. I have yet to pull the trigger but would in a second of someone could inform me there is a chance to get her crazy azz out of those clothes.

[URL]http://blissfullbody.com/gallery/[/URL][/QUOTE]She's a looker, for sure. Met her once, when I was at her location on Temple to see another therapist there. She spotted me in the waiting room and was quite RUDE when she spoke to me. Although I've thought more than once about booking with her, I had other UTR LMTs in the area I already knew -- so have never pulled the trigger.

Yet, there is the occasional report of "bliss" .

[QUOTE=MasajoViro;3468767]She's a looker, for sure. Met her once, when I was at her location on Temple to see another therapist there. She spotted me in the waiting room and was quite RUDE when she spoke to me. Although I've thought more than once about booking with her, I had other UTR LMTs in the area I already knew -- so have never pulled the trigger.

Yet, there is the occasional report of "bliss" .[/QUOTE]I might pull the trigger on her crazy ass.

[QUOTE=Desicouple;3461043]Wife and I want to try FS massage. Any couple friendly "non-Asian" massage parlors out there? .[/QUOTE]There was a dude posting on the Tampa or maybe St Pete forum a year or so ago about this. Claimed he and his girlfriend enjoyed the FS experience, including same-room. Although he had run into some awkward moments, found joy for them both at several locations over there. Perhaps some research and a ride out west might be just what you seek.

[QUOTE=MasajoViro;3468767]She's a looker, for sure. Met her once, when I was at her location on Temple to see another therapist there. She spotted me in the waiting room and was quite RUDE when she spoke to me. Although I've thought more than once about booking with her, I had other UTR LMTs in the area I already knew -- so have never pulled the trigger.

Yet, there is the occasional report of "bliss" .[/QUOTE]Them Sweater puppies are gorgeous. I would love to love those boobs! But you have to get past the personality and be allowed to get to see them. I highly doubt she has let anyone touch those things in years but she will definitely charge you a grip for a donation. Look at the photo with plastic on her eyebrows. Who does that?

Please let us know how it works out if one of you brave souls ventures out into Arkham to get some treatments from Harley Quinn. I would love to see her naked.

She might be horny on that day. Ask her for a golden shower.

[QUOTE=BuffaloTongue;3468769]I might pull the trigger on her crazy ass.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SmokeCamels;3468676]Went to may spa Friday morning, was fortunate to get the small pretty girl with the small bolt ons. One hour for $60, didn't haggle over price. Didn't have a whole lot of extra cash so I was hoping for a handshake. Good scrub in the shower, damn good massage, came time to have fun, agreed on 40 for a shake. Fell asleep and had a dreamed that it happened, woke up and went to pay, can't find my money, I tell her someone took it, she yells at the other girl calling her a liar and what not, I get dressed wicked quick, put my shoes on and leave my socks, she gives me this look can't tell if I'm serious or not, she tells me to pick up my socks and go check in my truck, LOL yeah I'll be right back. Driving down the road I'm boggled why they would take my money, I would've given it to them anyway, few red lights down the road (socks still in my pockets) I'm fingering my wallet and low and behold there's my 40 $! Got a shake for free. Apologies to the mongers I messed it up for though LOL![/QUOTE]You probably should have turned around and went back. Now they're going to insist on prepayment from the rest of us. Nothing gets me out of the mood faster than some masseuse insisting I prepay the tip.