Parking Lot of Ortega Therapy
Returned to my current usual haunt at Ortega Therapy on Friday. As I pulled up there was what appeared to be an unmarked police vehicle parked right in front of the joint (i.e. all white, spotlights on one side, state government plates, and grating with plexiglass separating the rear-seat from the front seats). I parked a ways away and watched. After a few minutes an officer wearing a greenish uniform complete with gun belt, handcuffs, and taser strapped to his thigh comes out of another business and walks into Ortega Therapy. At that point I left. A couple hours later I called my contact there to find out what was going on. Apparently the guy was a fellow monger who frequents the place on his lunch breaks. Go figure! Yes, she says he gets a LE discount! She said to be sure not to tell anyone because he might get in trouble; something about a gun and a taser laying unguarded in a room while the guy takes a shower. I told her not to worry and that his secret is safe with me. Just when I thought I'd seen everything, apparenty I haven't. And, no, I never did get any that day.
thanks for the report, but
Really brotha, you want to roll with dickbreath as a name? To each his own but a name change might be in order.
[QUOTE=Dickbreath]Saw J*** at AC6 this morning. My usual excellent massage treatment. Was out in 20 min after a very thorough table shower. On the way out I asked about the LEO in the parking lot.
J*** tells me that the guys are checking for massage licenses. J*** and V*** both have theirs up-to-date. J*** wasn't sure about the other tenants.
Just as the Camel has said, J*** told me that all she has to do was put a towel on me and show them that I am getting a massage.[/QUOTE]
A newbie who found a hobby ^_^
Whats up everyone? New meat for the grinder!
True story. I'll try to cut it short as possible.
Anywho about 4 months ago after a weekend of partying my ass off in Vegas, I've been noticing my whole lower back being terribly sore. I actually injured my lower back along time ago during my job lifting heavy materials. So I figure, why not see a chiropractor or something? So I was looking in the sports pages in the OC Register then I stumble onto these ads of MPs. What was pretty cool were the inexpensive sessions. I said, "why not? I'll get a massage by a pretty looking gal? ": ]
Now imma stop right here for a moment. Keep in mind I had absolutely no idea whatsover of the events that occured were going to happen. Total first experience. I'll explain later after the report LOL.
So there I go on an adventure to Garden Grove. I found the place nearby brookhurst. I walk inside and I ask myself, "ughh? Did I just waltz into a damn doctors office? " I met the mms and THE VERY FIRST thing she asked was, "have you been here before? " and of course like an idiot I said no. I swear I never had this frown expression look at me before haha! Next she said "are you over 21? " ". Of. Course?. Why? " "let me see id" ". Ok? " (hands over I'd with a total WTF face). "ok, you can come in, half hour 50 one hour 100" "half hour". As of this day, I'm still surprised this woman let me in. She walks around to open the door to let me in and we proceed down a hallway and she led me into a room. Decent bed, a sofa, dimmed lights, radio.
So I get undressed and lie down face first waiting. What sucked is that they had the A/C at full blast and of course I'm freezing my nads off. Naked. Haha. Minutes later in comes a wonderful gorgeous latina gal with such an excellent body and great looking legs(drools). We introduce eachother and her name was T***y(familiar anyone?) then we got down to it. What was strange is that she busted out with the 20 question including the good ol "are you a cop? " totally weird. Haha remember what I said earlier. When the massage continued and to be honest the massage itself sucked ass. That is until I hear some kind zipper open and what I thought would be hands on my back were actually her breasts! Haha, my thoughts to that were "oh cool! A nude massage too! Naiiiceeee! " Keep in mind I'm still in a state of innocence here LOL.
Now for the deal breaker. 10-15 min later apparently she tells me to flip over. I was all "huh? " and out of every regular swinging dick in this world I happen to be the only one that said. ". Why? " 0_0 completely stupid! LMAO. She giggled and said she'll be back with "supplies" and to leave the tip on the table. NOW it came to me as she left the room "holy shit! are we going to fuck?! " Instantly my mentality turned into that of a horny angry caveman and I left a 80 tip with no hesitation haha. She comes in and takes off her dress revealing her sweeeeeet body for an older gal(about early 30 maybe?). I can tell T***y had her breasts enhanced but lord they were nice! Next thing you know, I kid you not, like a ninja puts on the cover on my rod with her mouth proceeding with a decent CBJ. Her ass was nice and round I just had to see it up close and personal. Without hesitation I lifted her tiny body and we were in a 69 position still sucking me off while I checked out her nice little kitty fingering it. I was DYING to put my manmeat inside of her and so was she hence her already wet vajiji.: ] Then we switched to nice CG and I looked as my cock inserted in her nice kitty slammin up and down. I needed nice perpective view of her ass so we switched to K9 and man was I thrustin like a madman from that nice view! T***y moaned with satisfaction. Finally I went nuclear inside her. Haha she cleaned me up, we got dressed, she gave me a hug and complemented her on her performance and told her from this day on, I'll be your regular. She smiled and led me out with a bottle of water.
What a fantastic experience that was! Here I was, just a regular jack off who stumbled into a MP totally gullible not expecting what was going to happen now turned into an enthusiast of this field! As of this day I became a regular at this place in Garden Grove. I have had another gal at this place named C*****e she was not that bad. I heard from the both of them that there were other workers here as well. Anyone been to this place before? I wouldn't mind trying out an asian chick but never had the luck at this place. I've also heard of another MP called "WC" by Dyer next to the 55 frwy. Has anyone been to this place before I'm kind of curious. If so please PM me. I'm going to continue to explore and report them.
A thousand thanks guys!
-the dude from the oc who discovered cure for back pains