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[QUOTE=Vino7373;2708532]especially when he's using so many different handles to spew his venemous lies.[/QUOTE]This is what I don't get. Every other message board or forum I'm on specifically prohibits multiple usernames for one person. It's super easy to cross reference IP addresses for vBulletin last time I was a mod on one. Can't imagine that's changed much in the last couple of years.
[QUOTE=Prophotog;2708650]This is what I don't get. Every other message board or forum I'm on specifically prohibits multiple usernames for one person. It's super easy to cross reference IP addresses for vBulletin last time I was a mod on one. Can't imagine that's changed much in the last couple of years.[/QUOTE]You just don't get it do you lmao. It's obvious that your falling into bullshit lies. But hey I could careless anyways [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] Cmon guy I know your smarter than this. Things haven't changed, people are just making shit up.
-BMM.
[blue]Keep me out of this stupidity.
A2[/blue]
[QUOTE=Prophotog;2708650]This is what I don't get. Every other message board or forum I'm on specifically prohibits multiple usernames for one person. It's super easy to cross reference IP addresses for vBulletin last time I was a mod on one. Can't imagine that's changed much in the last couple of years.[/QUOTE]You all may laugh but this could be tougher than you think.
C3 you are going to have to bring your A game if you want to go up against BMM.
First thing your going to have to do is sharpen your rhetoric, your wit, your puns, your homonyms.
It's going to be a fight to the finish, 'weiner' take all! A regular thriller in manilla.
So just FYI when your battling Beats His Meat and all you can muster under the best of circumstances is bring yourself to drool on the keyboard and type just some incoherent dribble then you basically have won.
I look forward to raising your hand at the finish and celebrating your victory!!
Maybe when he's done busing tables at the GC we'll hear from him. Busy busy busy
PG.
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2709378]
C3 you are going to have to bring your A game if you want to go up against BMM.
[/QUOTE]Geeze, I didn't even have to lift a finger. The moron shot himself in the food.
To have daddy stop the car and redact a post in a fight thread takes real talent. Well, BMM, you are well on your way to permanent moderation and being persona non grata with this club. Then again, stupid ought hurt.
Just sayin'.
C3.
[QUOTE=Camera3;2708584]BMM,
Are you sure you want to pick that fight? Because if you do, I will give it to you.
But you need to think very carefully about how you respond to that.
You once asked how to get off moderation. Well, picking fights, even on the Rat Trap, will pretty much assure you will get to permanent moderation pretty quickly, not to mention alienate all the other members here. We are just a bunch of guys with a hobby. We get along and share intel because we respect each other and watch everyone's six.
So far, you haven't really added anything that would endear you to the rest of the group but you also haven't pissed anyone off, but this post appears to be throwing the proverbial gauntlet down, drawing a line in the sand, so to speak.
Is that really what you want to do? Because it would be easy to be like your hero, Chrissy, and be on permanent moderation, can't get a quality girl to return his calls, much less fuck him, and can't get anyone to share intel or take him seriously, for that matter.
So, again, are you sure that is what you want?
Balls in your court.
C3.[/QUOTE]I'm so sorry C3 please forgive me oh please.
BAHAHAHHA.
Like I want to be apart of a circle jerk session every Monday night lmao please C3 don't try to intimidate me. Like I said before I have no problems with any monger or feel like arguing with any monger. Except for your bietchboy pharmagirl. But then again I do like to post for the shits and giggles. I do end up taking a huge load of shit from giggling so much about how uptight you guys get.
Listen you old boring fool I would of kept my comments about how fcking boring your posts can be sometimes to myself. But since you decided to put your 2 crappy cents in about my previous posts of a certain SW wich I have no idea who that is and could careless and white knighting your bietchboy pharambietch the cry baby. It was between me and him and no1 butt in except for your boring ass.
I don't know if you know this and once again I could careless but when I started this hobby at 18 all I used to see was BP girls paying 100-160 BURRITOS for a damn nut. Until I found out about Paradise trail where I can get a nut for 20 burritos. Like it was said here before several times a BJ is just a BJ whether its from a SW or a respectable sp.
You boring fool you just don't get it LOL. I could careless if a ho from these forums want to see me or not it's their choice to make. You fucking dumb asses think that these girls are the only girls in the world wich makes me laugh.
BTW why would I waste my hard earned money from bussing these tables for a 150 burrito Nut lmao you guys make me laugh with your try hard comments.
I also find it funny how you keep bringing up my moderation. It's sort of like your trying to make me feel bad lmao guess what if I didn't want anyone to know about my moderation I would simply PM A2 and ask him thru Pm. I could careless if its permanent or not at least I know I have a loyal fan reading my posts.
-BMM.
P.S.
I don't care if your circle jerk group wants to share intel with me LOL oh no it's the end of the world what am I going to do now. I also don't need anyone watching my back or like you said my six lmao. You and your bitxboy pharmagirl need to go outside more.
[QUOTE=BTmyMt;2709769]
Like I want to be apart of a circle jerk session every Monday night lmao please C3 don't try to intimidate me. [/QUOTE]Circle jerk club? Really? Sir, we are just a group of guys that write fictional romance novels and the ladies who are our muse. The large majority, like PharmaGuy, Prophotog, Vino, LuvInIt, Jazak, Yrangrang, NYTrader, many others, when they speak, people respectfully listen because they give good intel. It appears you and your bromance buddy, well, when you speak, you give nonsense that offers nothing.
Welcome to the list of insignificant contributors. Walter Brennen said it better than I ever could:
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j1qkorFszY[/URL]
C3.
[QUOTE=Camera3;2711369]Circle jerk club? Really? Sir, we are just a group of guys that write fictional romance novels and the ladies who are our muse. The large majority, like PharmaGuy, Prophotog, Vino, LuvInIt, Jazak, Yrangrang, NYTrader, many others, when they speak, people respectfully listen because they give good intel. It appears you and your bromance buddy, well, when you speak, you give nonsense that offers nothing.
Welcome to the list of insignificant contributors. Walter Brennen said it better than I ever could:
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j1qkorFszY[/URL]
C3.[/QUOTE]Lmfao Wow is it your medication that is not letting you understand? Or do you have nothing else to say?
My Post are only in the SW Thread. You know the thread that "NOBODY" reads. I don't care if a guy listens to what I have to say or doesn't like my Dreams. What am I here to impress guys? You sir got these forums Fckd up. Just like C5 when we post about a SW our Inboxes gets slammed with pms about that said SW. Guess what they pm us because we only give true and valuable Intel. So whatever the fck your talking about makes no damn sense.
But I'll let you have the benefit of the doubt. Moving on.
You pick up a Provider, You fuck that Provider, and you post about it giving good Intel. That's it.
Unlike you sir, Kissing like High school sweethearts BAHAHAHA please stop! I'm crying from laughing to much. What a chump.
[QUOTE=Camera3;2701506]
There are quite a few members of our literary club that hold some valuable intel on certain ladies.
C3.[/QUOTE]Circle Jerk club Guys every Monday Night at 8 pm Join them in next week. BAHAHAHAHA.
P.S.
That youtube link that I didn't click on. How long did it take you to find? Be honest old fart lmao. You guys just keep amusing me with these waste of time Links and Memes that you create.
Anyways to my fellow Mongers keep a look out for my recent post on the SW Thread. Met some good Met some bad lmao still got a nut tho =p.
-BMM.
Camera3 my old friend I will now offer you my opinion as to why you sound more and more like a delusional old fool more and more everyday. Did you take your medication lately? For you to make the ridiculous comment that the only people on this board that offer anything of value is people like Jazak and my old friend Yragyrag? Lmfao! What kind of crack are you smoking? I definitely want some of it! LOL! The problem that you have always had is you are the type of monger that follows what you think your other mindless sheep WANT to hear. If you think your OTHER old board members will object to something you say or think you quickly follow there directions. You have always had this problem. This is NOTHING new.
Now take myself for example. I am a natural born LEADER. I don't follow anyone sheep on here and say and do what is on my mind. I don't owe ANYONE anything. My leadership in this area allows me to excel in this hobby we call mongering. Provider's and mongers either love me or hate me. There is zero middle grounds with me. I don't appease someone just to be liked or popular. It's true old friend. Have you read any of my posts this past YEAR in the TRAP? LOL! Do I sound like a guy who gives a shit what people may think of me.
The hobby is different now. It's a new era. You old cocksuckers are pretty much done. The ONLY thing you are useful for is spending your social security checks on pussy. And that's fine with me. I read a post today where a monger wants provider's and mongers basically to stand in a circle and all of them hold hands and sing We Are The World by Michael Jackson! LOL! The idiocy that some of you clowns think is simply astounding!
Your so called buddies that you rely on for Intel is most telling. All old, fat and foolish. Yragyrag is the biggest LOSER in Orlando! Is completely useless! Vino is off his meds and have NEVER been relevant! Useless and foolish. Jazak is just pure disgusting. And you Camera3 remain an idiot with no brain.
And finally there is ZERO difference in a 20 BJ and a 100 BJ. Zero difference between a 30 coin fuck and a 200'coin fuck. Zero difference! So while some want to show up to these provider's incalls with flowers and chocolates and gifts. I simply say this. I do the same thing minus any of those things and simply drop my pants, get my dick sucked and fucked. Pay my cheap donation and LEAVE. I don't want to listen to there fucking shitty problems and complaints. We all MONGER differently gentlemen.
Chris5.
This Thread featuring the World famous Paradise Trail has easily become the most popular thread on the Orlando board. I have made this statement a few times before. What is truly amazing about this FACT is that supposedly no one ever reads it! I personally get PM'S about the Street Walker Orlando thread from all over the country! MONGERS from all over this country want to experience Paradise Trail. Most obviously are idiot tourists who I personally would not give the time of day to. I find there messages very amusing. All thanking me and my fellow street walker brother's for our valuable intel. I do not even bother responding back to 98 percent of my messages. I have no ego and need no new lazy friend's.
Now here is what I learned. Most MONGERS look down on SW chicks but they constantly want there contact info. Why is this? I feel they are ashamed to admit to there friend's that hey I date street walkers. I had a monger who I gave one of my many digits to, that do a dream with a dear SW friend of mine yet he refused to post a review on her in the Orlando SW thread. Why? Because he was afraid of what his loser buddy's would think AND of what other provider's would think if they found out he dreamed with a SW. This particular SW eventually moved up to BP. And guess what? The monger that refused to review her in the SW thread actually posted a review for her then in the BP thread. Very Interesting.
So I sent a nice message to this coward monger telling him a bunch of lovely things. Things so bad that I can't even repeat on this RAT TRAP thread! LOL! He apologized profusely but in the end he is cut OFF from me. So this thread who nobody reads has become the most read thread on the Orlando board. It's amazing! Do I take full credit for the success of our SW thread? Absolutely not! MONGERS like TH, BMM, SJ, M2 and every monger New or old that posts a review on this thread deserves all the credit for our success. This year on Paradise Trail has been amazing. Even I have to acknowledge the beautiful model like women and even some super model's that I have dreamed with this past YEAR. The fun times have been amazing. My Street Walker brother's are even more amazing. We take risks whenever we hit the trail. But God knows we have been rewarded with memorable blow jobs and fucks that we will remember for a lifetime.
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2712096]This Thread featuring the World famous Paradise Trail has easily become the most popular thread on the Orlando board. I have made this statement a few times before. What is truly amazing about this FACT is that supposedly no one ever reads it! I personally get PM'S about the Street Walker Orlando thread from all over the country! MONGERS from all over this country want to experience Paradise Trail. Most obviously are idiot tourists who I personally would not give the time of day to. I find there messages very amusing. All thanking me and my fellow street walker brother's for our valuable intel. I do not even bother responding back to 98 percent of my messages. I have no ego and need no new lazy friend's.
Now here is what I learned. Most MONGERS look down on SW chicks but they constantly want there contact info. Why is this? I feel they are ashamed to admit to there friend's that hey I date street walkers. I had a monger who I gave one of my many digits to, that do a dream with a dear SW friend of mine yet he refused to post a review on her in the Orlando SW thread. Why? Because he was afraid of what his loser buddy's would think AND of what other provider's would think if they found out he dreamed with a SW. This particular SW eventually moved up to BP. And guess what? The monger that refused to review her in the SW thread actually posted a review for her then in the BP thread. Very Interesting.
So I sent a nice message to this coward monger telling him a bunch of lovely things. Things so bad that I can't even repeat on this RAT TRAP thread! LOL! He apologized profusely but in the end he is cut OFF from me. So this thread who nobody reads has become the most read thread on the Orlando board. It's amazing! Do I take full credit for the success of our SW thread? Absolutely not! MONGERS like TH, BMM, SJ, M2 and every monger New or old that posts a review on this thread deserves all the credit for our success. This year on Paradise Trail has been amazing. Even I have to acknowledge the beautiful model like women and even some super model's that I have dreamed with this past YEAR. The fun times have been amazing. My Street Walker brother's are even more amazing. We take risks whenever we hit the trail. But God knows we have been rewarded with memorable blow jobs and fucks that we will remember for a lifetime.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Are you sure you don't drive a JaquarXL? Never heard so much bullshit in all my years on the board, but what do I know this BSA has more posts than I do and we never heard of him a year ago. He's up all night and all day, screws every SW in town acts like he invented the trail, whew! Promotes all the Ta-TA bars, now promoting Costa Rica, goes to Miami every week, sounds like a Repo Man to me and he just promoted all his handles in this post—what kind of joke is this guy. VS.
My fault A2 I started using this new laptop I bought to post my dreams and didn't realize it was doing that about the hard returns. Damnn now I have to rewrite my dreams lmao. Its different than my phone.
-BMM.
P.S.
For you try hards yes I got my new laptop bussing these damn tables. Oh chucks what I'm gona do now because I'm broke now lmfaooooo keep it coming baboons I'm just getting started.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2712096]Most MONGERS look down on SW chicks .[/QUOTE]I guess there may be some, but not many. Most of us have a "live and let live" mentality in this hobby. I think that is expressed enough by most members. I know you don't think that way, but most of us do. We all practice this hobby in different ways. Most of us respect that in each other.
And, yeah, I will give it to you, you are a leader in that "in the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king" sort of way.
So, no one looks down on you because that is your preferred lady. We also understand why you feel the way you do. It is your life.
No, we look down on you because you are an underachieving moron. But that is your decision, too, and I respect your right to be that. You want us to hate you. You want us to flame you. And you get your way every time. So, what's the problem?
Just one man's opinion.
C3.
[QUOTE=VerySlowly;2712249]Are you sure you don't drive a JaquarXL? Never heard so much bullshit in all my years on the board, but what do I know this BSA has more posts than I do and we never heard of him a year ago. He's up all night and all day, screws every SW in town acts like he invented the trail, whew! Promotes all the Ta-TA bars, now promoting Costa Rica, goes to Miami every week, sounds like a Repo Man to me and he just promoted all his handles in this postwhat kind of joke is this guy. VS.[/QUOTE]I will make this short and simple for you asshole! VS I don't know you, don't want to know you and trust me you don't want to know me either. Going to Costa Rica is promoting Costa Rica?? Really?? I know you're old and demented but dude PLEASE STFU! Going to any international destination is what I call mongering fool! You're too fucking STUPID to know what that means. Real MONGERS travel to different places to MONGER. Get out more dude. You say I'm promoting Strip clubs?? Really? Just because I go and drink beers and report my time in there on the strip club thread I'm promoting them? Duh!! Isn't that what posting reports is about?
I'm on the trail all day? Well I do work and live on the trail. It's really not hard to post a report. You see a girl right?'MAYBE even your sister on the trail. You pick the girl up? Again we will use your sister for example. You pick girl up, you go to a safe spot, you pull out your dick, she sucks and fucks said dick. I nut in her mouth, pull up my pants and then drop Said girl off. Boom! It done! I come to usasexguide and post a report!! Not hard asshole! Whatever crack you are smoking PLEASE give me name of your dealer. I want some!
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Camera3;2712764]I guess there may be some, but not many. Most of us have a "live and let live" mentality in this hobby. I think that is expressed enough by most members. I know you don't think that way, but most of us do. We all practice this hobby in different ways. Most of us respect that in each other.
And, yeah, I will give it to you, you are a leader in that "in the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king" sort of way.
So, no one looks down on you because that is your preferred lady. We also understand why you feel the way you do. It is your life.
No, we look down on you because you are an underachieving moron. But that is your decision, too, and I respect your right to be that. You want us to hate you. You want us to flame you. And you get your way every time. So, what's the problem?
Just one man's opinion.
C3.[/QUOTE]Hey my old friend. You're posts are really starting to bore me. You used to be more exciting. What happened? Old age buddy? Maybe you should hit the west coast again very soon and bang another showgirl. Or maybe bingo? Take all your buddy's with you!
Chris5.
So, I'm trolling down the Trail the other night, and I happen upon this SW. I scrape her off the curb and into my ride fairly quickly. [B]You would have been very proud of me, Chrissy5![/B] I didn't care what she looked like, since I was only looking for "information". She WAS a VERY SKANKY looking SW though, so I thought for sure she must know Chrissy5.
I proceed to show her Chrissy5's photo from the old BP ad, and tell her that the word is that he drives a broken-down black Mustang. Her eyes began to bulge, and she says all of a sudden she's feeling very sick. Come to find out, this SKANKY SW is none other than Chrissy5's SISTER! She proceeds to tell me how much she hates her brother, Chrissy5. She also tells me the reasons why she hates him, but being the gentleman that I am, I will save him the embarrassment of repeating those details here. So when I tell her what an ASSWIPE Chrissy5 is on this Board, she tells me that she wants to give me the TIME-OF-MY-LIFE, and that I should come on the Board and describe the dirty details, because she hates him so much.
Now remember I already said Chrissy5's SISTER is a REAL SKANKY SW, so I wasn't sure what ([I]if anything[/I]) I was willing to let her do to me. Then she suggested she wanted to give me a Grade-A prostrate exam with her tongue! "Grade-A" was the term SHE used, so I can only assume that she's done this kind of thing before. Let me tell you, Chrissy5's SISTER has the longest tongue I have ever seen. She proceeded to snake that tongue ALL THE WAY up my ASSHOLE, and I had just stopped at the Wawa and taken a wicked shit, and they were out of toilet paper, so she got her money's worth ([I]$0[/I])! [B]Again, Chrissy5 would be SO proud of me for not having to spend ANY coins![/B] But boy, she sure tongue-fucked my asshole like I was her high school sweetheart!
[B][i][red]SWEET JESUS[/red][/i][/B], Chrissy5, your SKANKY SW SISTER is CRAZY GOOD with that tongue of hers. She said she especially liked sucking on my rather large hemorrhoids, and that my asshole tasted better than any meal her ASSWIPE brother ever bought her at McDonald's! You should have told us that ASSWIPE's run in your family, because your SKANKY SW SISTER can sure wipe asses with the best of them! Boy that tongue of Chrissy5's SISTER was so warm, so wet, and up my asshole so far that my bowels couldn't help but let loose. Good thing she caught it all, and didn't miss a single drop. She said she couldn't remember the last time she had so much fun! And the other great part was that Chrissy5's SKANKY SW SISTER is NOT a clock-watcher. She said she was having WAY too much fun to worry about the time, and even offered to PAY [U]ME[/U] for what I was allowing her to do to me. [B]How about that Chrissy5 I [u]EARNED[/u] COINS from your SKANKY SW SISTER instead of having to pay anything![/B] She said sucking on my asshole was worth every bit of a Franklin, but she only had a Grant on her.
So then I ask Chrissy5's SKANKY SW SISTER if the stories are true regarding him only having a tiny, tiny, little stump for a cock? She says YES, and proceeds to tell me how that happened, because she said he wasn't BORN that way. Evidently, Chrissy5 was trying to get some "FAVORS" from his SKANKY SW SISTER one day, however he didn't notice that at the time she was holding a paring knife in her hand. In response, she takes a swipe at his cock, and all but a single inch of his cock dropped to the floor. Then she picked it up off the floor, unfortunately for Chrissy5 with the hand still holding the paring knife, and stuffed it down his throat. In the process, the paring knife managed to mangle-up that part of his cock so bad that it wouldn't be able to be re-attached later. Then his SKANKY SW SISTER got scared because by this time Chrissy5 was beginning to choke on his own cock ([I]well, all but 1-inch of it[/I]). She positioned herself to perform the Heimlich maneuver, and his cock shot across the room ([I]except for the part he had already swallowed[/I]), and was quickly consumed by the family cat. [B]Talk about sticking your cock in some strange pussy !!![/B].
[I]Other than that, the Trail was pretty quiet the other night![/I]
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[blue]If his sister is dead or a nun (you better not lie about that Chris) then you gotta say you're sorry.
A2[/blue]
[QUOTE=Chris5;2718263]I will make this short and simple for you asshole! VS I don't know you, don't want to know you and trust me you don't want to know me either. Going to Costa Rica is promoting Costa Rica?? Really?? I know you're old and demented but dude PLEASE STFU! Going to any international destination is what I call mongering fool! You're too fucking STUPID to know what that means. Real MONGERS travel to different places to MONGER. Get out more dude. You say I'm promoting Strip clubs?? Really? Just because I go and drink beers and report my time in there on the strip club thread I'm promoting them? Duh!! Isn't that what posting reports is about?
I'm on the trail all day? Well I do work and live on the trail. It's really not hard to post a report. You see a girl right?'MAYBE even your sister on the trail. You pick the girl up? Again we will use your sister for example. You pick girl up, you go to a safe spot, you pull out your dick, she sucks and fucks said dick. I nut in her mouth, pull up my pants and then drop Said girl off. Boom! It done! I come to usasexguide and post a report!! Not hard asshole! Whatever crack you are smoking PLEASE give me name of your dealer. I want some!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]This is one of the stupidest reply's I've ever seen AND you've written most of the stupidest replys on the board. Are you proud to be a dope dealer? I was mongering when the best part of you was running down your daddy's ball sac and his girlfriends chin. Trust me you can't teach me a GD thing you Baby Butthole!—VS.
[QUOTE=VerySlowly;2718787]This is one of the stupidest reply's I've ever seen AND you've written most of the stupidest replys on the board. Are you proud to be a dope dealer? I was mongering when the best part of you was running down your daddy's ball sac and his girlfriends chin. Trust me you can't teach me a GD thing you Baby Butthole!VS.[/QUOTE]Did I hit a nerve? LOL! You're another waste of time asshole. Fuck Off and stay off my radar old man! Go play bingo with C3!
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2709737]In case you haven't been on Daytona forum.
[URL]http://www.news-journalonline.com/article/20151204/NEWS/151209756/101040?Title=Port-Orange-felon-arrested-in-Backpage-prostitution-sting[/URL]
Swags.[/QUOTE]Kudos to LE for doing their job and busting this scumbag pimp.
Notice that neither LE nor the Media claimed this was a case of sex trafficking.
There are A lot of older than time board members on this board who are still living in the sixties! Wake up people! This is a new day and era. Pussy is pussy no matter whether it's young or old. The newer younger mongers do things differently today. I will give some examples. No overpaying! There is ZERO difference between a 20 coin BJ and a 100 coin BJ! Older gents think the more they spend the better the service will be. Dead fucking wrong! I find most clown mongers want to be best buddy's with these provider's and spend time with them getting to know them caring and asking about there day and life. Really?? There was one post I saw where some clown MONGER on this board wants us all to be kind and respect these provider's because there people too. Really?? The stupidity on this board is unbelievable!
Do you think if you were no paying that sp CASH that she would give you the time of day? Do you think these hos care about our issues or problems? Fuck no! So for all you romantic and loving and caring MONGERS out there you are all part of the problem here in Orlando. Orlando by far has the worst most STUPID mongers in this country. You old timers need to understand that this is a new game now. These chicks don't care about or love you! Cocksuckers like C3, PG, and vino are a huge part of the problem here people. And the ultimate cocksucker yragyrag is just plain dumb as a rock.
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2718777]So, I'm trolling down the Trail the other night, and I happen upon this SW. I scrape her off the curb and into my ride fairly quickly. [B]You would have been very proud of me, Chrissy5![/B] I didn't care what she looked like, since I was only looking for "information". She WAS a VERY SKANKY looking SW though, so I thought for sure she must know Chrissy5.
I proceed to show her Chrissy5's photo from the old BP ad, and tell her that the word is that he drives a broken-down black Mustang. Her eyes began to bulge, and she says all of a sudden she's feeling very sick. Come to find out, this SKANKY SW is none other than Chrissy5's SISTER! She proceeds to tell me how much she hates her brother, Chrissy5. She also tells me the reasons why she hates him, but being the gentleman that I am, I will save him the embarrassment of repeating those details here. So when I tell her what an ASSWIPE Chrissy5 is on this Board, she tells me that she wants to give me the TIME-OF-MY-LIFE, and that I should come on the Board and describe the dirty details, because she hates him so much.
Now remember I already said Chrissy5's SISTER is a REAL SKANKY SW, so I wasn't sure what ([I]if anything[/I]) I was willing to let her do to me. Then she suggested she wanted to give me a Grade-A prostrate exam with her tongue! "Grade-A" was the term SHE used, so I can only assume that she's done this kind of thing before. Let me tell you, Chrissy5's SISTER has the longest tongue I have ever seen. She proceeded to snake that tongue ALL THE WAY up my ASSHOLE, and I had just stopped at the Wawa and taken a wicked shit, and they were out of toilet paper, so she got her money's worth ([I]$0[/I])! [B]Again, Chrissy5 would be SO proud of me for not having to spend ANY coins![/B] But boy, she sure tongue-fucked my asshole like I was her high school sweetheart!
[B][i][red]SWEET JESUS[/red][/i][/B], Chrissy5, your SKANKY SW SISTER is CRAZY GOOD with that tongue of hers. She said she especially liked sucking on my rather large hemorrhoids, and that my asshole tasted better than any meal her ASSWIPE brother ever bought her at McDonald's! You should have told us that ASSWIPE's run in your family, because your SKANKY SW SISTER can sure wipe asses with the best of them! Boy that tongue of Chrissy5's SISTER was so warm, so wet, and up my asshole so far that my bowels couldn't help but let loose. Good thing she caught it all, and didn't miss a single drop. She said she couldn't remember the last time she had so much fun! And the other great part was that Chrissy5's SKANKY SW SISTER is NOT a clock-watcher. She said she was having WAY too much fun to worry about the time, and even offered to PAY [U]ME[/U] for what I was allowing her to do to me. [B]How about that Chrissy5 I [u]EARNED[/u] COINS from your SKANKY SW SISTER instead of having to pay anything![/B] She said sucking on my asshole was worth every bit of a Franklin, but she only had a Grant on her.
So then I ask Chrissy5's SKANKY SW SISTER if the stories are true regarding him only having a tiny, tiny, little stump for a cock? She says YES, and proceeds to tell me how that happened, because she said he wasn't BORN that way. Evidently, Chrissy5 was trying to get some "FAVORS" from his SKANKY SW SISTER one day, however he didn't notice that at the time she was holding a paring knife in her hand. In response, she takes a swipe at his cock, and all but a single inch of his cock dropped to the floor. Then she picked it up off the floor, unfortunately for Chrissy5 with the hand still holding the paring knife, and stuffed it down his throat. In the process, the paring knife managed to mangle-up that part of his cock so bad that it wouldn't be able to be re-attached later. Then his SKANKY SW SISTER got scared because by this time Chrissy5 was beginning to choke on his own cock ([I]well, all but 1-inch of it[/I]). She positioned herself to perform the Heimlich maneuver, and his cock shot across the room ([I]except for the part he had already swallowed[/I]), and was quickly consumed by the family cat. [B]Talk about sticking your cock in some strange pussy !!![/B].
[I]Other than that, the Trail was pretty quiet the other night![/I]
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[blue]If his sister is dead or a nun (you better not lie about that Chris) then you gotta say you're sorry.
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]First thing's first I will answer daddy's question truthfully. I do NOT have a SISTER OR a BROTHER. I'm an ONLY child. So now that I have answered daddy, let's get back to my old friend yragyrag! I guess that was a wasted post IDIOT because I DON'T have a sister asshole! LOL! Gary you are one weird cocksucker! Where did it all go wrong for you old friend?? We're you caught by your sister jerking off to her while she showered? LOL! Was it the secretly recorded video tapes with your unsuspecting escorts? Was it the weird perverted photo's that you constantly post? You could not get laid in a who're house yragyrag! You're just plain weird dude and a waste of space. Are you and dahlia planning a wedding?? Love is in the air for you old pal! Will I get my invitation? The woman you love is a * yragtrag! LOL.
I doubt you have a real life wife or gf. You're just too weird and creepy. But if you did have a real wife would you mind if I fucked her up the ass? I would come deep in her asshole. Can you Set this up for me old friend? For those new to the TRAP me and yragyrag go way back. Like old friend's right yrag? It's always a treat to chat with you old friend. By the way don't get caught yet again secretly recording your escorts! LOL!
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2718777]So, I'm trolling down the Trail the other night, and I happen upon this SW. I scrape her off the curb and into my ride fairly quickly. [B]You would have been very proud of me, Chrissy5![/B] I didn't care what she looked like, since I was only looking for "information". She WAS a VERY SKANKY looking SW though, so I thought for sure she must know Chrissy5.
I proceed to show her Chrissy5's photo from the old BP ad, and tell her that the word is that he drives a broken-down black Mustang. Her eyes began to bulge, and she says all of a sudden she's feeling very sick. Come to find out, this SKANKY SW is none other than Chrissy5's SISTER! She proceeds to tell me how much she hates her brother, Chrissy5. She also tells me the reasons why she hates him, but being the gentleman that I am, I will save him the embarrassment of repeating those details here. So when I tell her what an ASSWIPE Chrissy5 is on this Board, she tells me that she wants to give me the TIME-OF-MY-LIFE, and that I should come on the Board and describe the dirty details, because she hates him so much.
Now remember I already said Chrissy5's SISTER is a REAL SKANKY SW, so I wasn't sure what ([I]if anything[/I]) I was willing to let her do to me. Then she suggested she wanted to give me a Grade-A prostrate exam with her tongue! "Grade-A" was the term SHE used, so I can only assume that she's done this kind of thing before. Let me tell you, Chrissy5's SISTER has the longest tongue I have ever seen. She proceeded to snake that tongue ALL THE WAY up my ASSHOLE, and I had just stopped at the Wawa and taken a wicked shit, and they were out of toilet paper, so she got her money's worth ([I]$0[/I])! [B]Again, Chrissy5 would be SO proud of me for not having to spend ANY coins![/B] But boy, she sure tongue-fucked my asshole like I was her high school sweetheart!
[B][i][red]SWEET JESUS[/red][/i][/B], Chrissy5, your SKANKY SW SISTER is CRAZY GOOD with that tongue of hers. She said she especially liked sucking on my rather large hemorrhoids, and that my asshole tasted better than any meal her ASSWIPE brother ever bought her at McDonald's! You should have told us that ASSWIPE's run in your family, because your SKANKY SW SISTER can sure wipe asses with the best of them! Boy that tongue of Chrissy5's SISTER was so warm, so wet, and up my asshole so far that my bowels couldn't help but let loose. Good thing she caught it all, and didn't miss a single drop. She said she couldn't remember the last time she had so much fun! And the other great part was that Chrissy5's SKANKY SW SISTER is NOT a clock-watcher. She said she was having WAY too much fun to worry about the time, and even offered to PAY [U]ME[/U] for what I was allowing her to do to me. [B]How about that Chrissy5 I [u]EARNED[/u] COINS from your SKANKY SW SISTER instead of having to pay anything![/B] She said sucking on my asshole was worth every bit of a Franklin, but she only had a Grant on her.
So then I ask Chrissy5's SKANKY SW SISTER if the stories are true regarding him only having a tiny, tiny, little stump for a cock? She says YES, and proceeds to tell me how that happened, because she said he wasn't BORN that way. Evidently, Chrissy5 was trying to get some "FAVORS" from his SKANKY SW SISTER one day, however he didn't notice that at the time she was holding a paring knife in her hand. In response, she takes a swipe at his cock, and all but a single inch of his cock dropped to the floor. Then she picked it up off the floor, unfortunately for Chrissy5 with the hand still holding the paring knife, and stuffed it down his throat. In the process, the paring knife managed to mangle-up that part of his cock so bad that it wouldn't be able to be re-attached later. Then his SKANKY SW SISTER got scared because by this time Chrissy5 was beginning to choke on his own cock ([I]well, all but 1-inch of it[/I]). She positioned herself to perform the Heimlich maneuver, and his cock shot across the room ([I]except for the part he had already swallowed[/I]), and was quickly consumed by the family cat. [B]Talk about sticking your cock in some strange pussy !!![/B].
[I]Other than that, the Trail was pretty quiet the other night![/I]
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[blue]If his sister is dead or a nun (you better not lie about that Chris) then you gotta say you're sorry.
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]I've had [U]SO[/U] many PM's in response to this post that I can't possibly answer them individually. Sorry guys, I plum forgot to ask for her digits. But you can just look for the girl with the deep-brown stains around her lips. Or the deep-brown stains on her teeth. Or the deep-brown stains under her tongue. Take it from me, you can't miss her! Just tell her that her brother Chrissy5 sent you, and she'll show you the TIME-OF-YOUR-LIFE! LMAO!
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Chrissy5 swears he doesn't have a sister, but in Rat Trap post #3517 on 05-26-15 at 17:52, he tells Swaggs: "[I]My sister absolutely adores you and asks about you nearly everyday.[/I]" His sister met Swags on their trip to Universal, on a Sunday, when Nuns would not be available to go! [B][i]LMAO !!![/i][/B].
[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2719492]I've had [U]SO[/U] many PM's in response to this post that I can't possibly answer them individually. Sorry guys, I plum forgot to ask for her digits. But you can just look for the girl with the deep-brown stains around her lips. Or the deep-brown stains on her teeth. Or the deep-brown stains under her tongue. Take it from me, you can't miss her! Just tell her that her brother Chrissy5 sent you, and she'll show you the TIME-OF-YOUR-LIFE! LMAO!
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Chrissy5 swears he doesn't have a sister, but in Rat Trap post #3517 on 05-26-15 at 17:52, he tells Swaggs: "[I]My sister absolutely adores you and asks about you nearly everyday.[/I]" His sister met Swags on their trip to Universal, on a Sunday, when Nuns would not be available to go! [B][i]LMAO !!![/i][/B].[/QUOTE]Hey buddy I'm. Still waiting on my invitation to you and dahlia wedding. You two are in love RIGHT? I'm sure you have a secret video of her as well. LOL! Yragyrag you're such a whining LOSER! LOL! You're like a pet to me. You offer zero contributions to this board and you are very jealous of me. Absolutely pathetic. 95 percent of your posts mention my name! Why is that?? Again if you read back on this clowns post history all he talks about is me. Stalker! LOL!
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2719072]There are A lot of older than time board members on this board who are still living in the sixties! Wake up people! This is a new day and era. Pussy is pussy no matter whether it's young or old. The newer younger mongers do things differently today. I will give some examples. No overpaying! There is ZERO difference between a 20 coin BJ and a 100 coin BJ! Older gents think the more they spend the better the service will be. Dead fucking wrong! I find most clown mongers want to be best buddy's with these provider's and spend time with them getting to know them caring and asking about there day and life. Really?? There was one post I saw where some clown MONGER on this board wants us all to be kind and respect these provider's because there people too. Really?? The stupidity on this board is unbelievable!
Do you think if you were no paying that sp CASH that she would give you the time of day? Do you think these hos care about our issues or problems? Fuck no! So for all you romantic and loving and caring MONGERS out there you are all part of the problem here in Orlando. Orlando by far has the worst most STUPID mongers in this country. You old timers need to understand that this is a new game now. These chicks don't care about or love you! Cocksuckers like C3, PG, and vino are a huge part of the problem here people. And the ultimate cocksucker yragyrag is just plain dumb as a rock.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Sorry dude, should have clarified my bad.
The quality providers, you know, the ones that shower, the ones that have their own respectable/quality incall, the ones that have real jobs on the side, the ones that smell pristine all over, the ones that have their own car, the ones that have normal life outside escorting, those are the ones we are nice to and treat with respect.
Your girls, the ones you like, the ones that have to keep suboxone in a pez dispenser, arms that look like constellations, smell like gutter scraping, are on permanent penicillin and mostly homeless ones.
No dude, we slap them around.
P fuqn G.
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2719653]Sorry dude, should have clarified my bad.
The quality providers, you know, the ones that shower, the ones that have their own respectable/quality incall, the ones that have real jobs on the side, the ones that smell pristine all over, the ones that have their own car, the ones that have normal life outside escorting, those are the ones we are nice to and treat with respect.
Your girls, the ones you like, the ones that have to keep suboxone in a pez dispenser, arms that look like constellations, smell like gutter scraping, are on permanent penicillin and mostly homeless ones.
No dude, we slap them around.
P fuqn G.[/QUOTE]PG sorry you're not one of us dude. LOL! Go play doctor and lawyer's with your famous friends and family asshole! LOL!
Moving on to real MONGER talk. Truth is the chicks who mongers prefer all dressed up head to toe are the one's idiot mongers are paying between 200 and 300 coins a hour! AND you idiot's are kicked out of your hour paid session in about 20 minutes. LOL! Some guys love the companionship part. Cuddling, kissing and candlelight dinners. The stars and moon's aligning type of shit! LOL!! You clowns are absolutely pathetic!! My old friend yragyrag fell in love with dahlia after one date and paid her well over 300 coins plus tip. The ultimate LOSER!
Chris5.
You are just a little boy that is a legend in your own little uneducated mind. A monger doesn't take advantage of the most vulnerable, YOU DO constantly and come here like you are hot shit and brag about it. A monger doesn't constantly provide terrible advice to unsuspecting gents. YOU DO constantly. For example, picking up SW on OBT and going to a local parking lot that has cameras? Great idea ass jack. Speaking of OBT and your daily reports, total bullshit. OBT is so dynamic, by the time you press Upload Report, your report is out of date. But you can't figure this out, once again, because you are no monger. Just some low life dope boy taking advantage of the most vulnerable. Most would probably characterize you as a total shit bag, not a monger in any sense of the word. Travel to Costa Rica? Right, where are your reviews on the International Sex Guide page? Couldn't afford the membership fee? Just a low life bull shitter looking for attention. **ATTENTION ALL NEWBIES** Do not put yourself at risk by asking or taking ANY advice from SISSY CHRISSY. It will not end good. Actually, I am glad you appeared on the Central FL site, if nothing else to make the rest of us look real good and provide a fantastic example of what a MONGER IS NOT. Keep dreaming, continue your fantasy by being an awesome keyboard cowboy, but in the end you are just a little boy that is a legend in your own little uneducated mind. Lastly, don't go away mad, just go away.
Happy Holidays,
JC.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2719166]First thing's first I will answer daddy's question truthfully. I do NOT have a SISTER OR a BROTHER. I'm an ONLY child. So now that I have answered daddy, let's get back to my old friend yragyrag! I guess that was a wasted post IDIOT because I DON'T have a sister asshole! LOL! Gary you are one weird cocksucker! Where did it all go wrong for you old friend?? We're you caught by your sister jerking off to her while she showered? LOL! Was it the secretly recorded video tapes with your unsuspecting escorts? Was it the weird perverted photo's that you constantly post? You could not get laid in a who're house yragyrag! You're just plain weird dude and a waste of space. Are you and dahlia planning a wedding?? Love is in the air for you old pal! Will I get my invitation? The woman you love is a * yragtrag! LOL.
I doubt you have a real life wife or gf. You're just too weird and creepy. But if you did have a real wife would you mind if I fucked her up the ass? I would come deep in her asshole. Can you Set this up for me old friend? For those new to the TRAP me and yragyrag go way back. Like old friend's right yrag? It's always a treat to chat with you old friend. By the way don't get caught yet again secretly recording your escorts! LOL!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JustCruzin;2719727]You are just a little boy that is a legend in your own little uneducated mind. A monger doesn't take advantage of the most vulnerable, YOU DO constantly and come here like you are hot shit and brag about it. A monger doesn't constantly provide terrible advice to unsuspecting gents. YOU DO constantly. For example, picking up SW on OBT and going to a local parking lot that has cameras? Great idea ass jack. Speaking of OBT and your daily reports, total bullshit. OBT is so dynamic, by the time you press Upload Report, your report is out of date. But you can't figure this out, once again, because you are no monger. Just some low life dope boy taking advantage of the most vulnerable. Most would probably characterize you as a total shit bag, not a monger in any sense of the word. Travel to Costa Rica? Right, where are your reviews on the International Sex Guide page? Couldn't afford the membership fee? Just a low life bull shitter looking for attention. **ATTENTION ALL NEWBIES** Do not put yourself at risk by asking or taking ANY advice from SISSY CHRISSY. It will not end good. Actually, I am glad you appeared on the Central FL site, if nothing else to make the rest of us look real good and provide a fantastic example of what a MONGER IS NOT. Keep dreaming, continue your fantasy by being an awesome keyboard cowboy, but in the end you are just a little boy that is a legend in your own little uneducated mind. Lastly, don't go away mad, just go away.
Happy Holidays,
JC.[/QUOTE]Jc jealously Will get you no where asshole! Go play bingo! You are no where near my level of mongering FOOL! Your a sideline monger. You're another boring old monger with ZERO contributions to this board. Doing a dream in a Wal-Mart parking lot? Absolutely! Camera or no camera it can be done! I don't waste time on idiot's like you. You're a NOBODY! Continue playing bingo and leave the real mongering to ME! Admit it asshole, your jealous and envious of me. You will NEVER have my talents asshole!
Chris5.
[QUOTE=JustCruzin;2719727]You are just a little boy that is a legend in your own little uneducated mind. A monger doesn't take advantage of the most vulnerable, YOU DO constantly and come here like you are hot shit and brag about it. A monger doesn't constantly provide terrible advice to unsuspecting gents. YOU DO constantly. For example, picking up SW on OBT and going to a local parking lot that has cameras? Great idea ass jack. Speaking of OBT and your daily reports, total bullshit. OBT is so dynamic, by the time you press Upload Report, your report is out of date. But you can't figure this out, once again, because you are no monger. Just some low life dope boy taking advantage of the most vulnerable. Most would probably characterize you as a total shit bag, not a monger in any sense of the word. Travel to Costa Rica? Right, where are your reviews on the International Sex Guide page? Couldn't afford the membership fee? Just a low life bull shitter looking for attention. **ATTENTION ALL NEWBIES** Do not put yourself at risk by asking or taking ANY advice from SISSY CHRISSY. It will not end good. Actually, I am glad you appeared on the Central FL site, if nothing else to make the rest of us look real good and provide a fantastic example of what a MONGER IS NOT. Keep dreaming, continue your fantasy by being an awesome keyboard cowboy, but in the end you are just a little boy that is a legend in your own little uneducated mind. Lastly, don't go away mad, just go away.
Happy Holidays,
JC.[/QUOTE]Am I your top DOUCHE BAG of this year? Please say YES!! Lmfao!!
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2718980]Did I hit a nerve? LOL! You're another waste of time asshole. Fuck Off and stay off my radar old man! Go play bingo with C3!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]I just bought you a 5 pound brick of 'Smegma Cheese" from Nigeria. I know you will love it, it is a delicacy eaten by the "Likkem team" at the Parliament House. You know the place you hang until the strip clubs open, you need to back off the Adderall bro it's making you angry and causes you to call people names and causing you to be paranoid and insecure.
I'll leave the "cheese" with one of the girls on the trail, I'm sure you'll find her since they all crave your dinky bone, or if you would like I'll have Yrag drop it off with your sister—love her tongue.
Bingo!—VS.
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This skumbag yragyrag is all mine! Trust me he will not be let off the hook by me! This idiot is all mine!
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[/QUOTE]Sorry Chrissy5 (Mr. TINY, [U]TINY[/U] PENIS), but I'm not yours. My asshole now belongs to your SKANKY SW SISTER, so you'll have to fight with her over me. Maybe if you can stick your tongue as far up my SHITTY asshole as she did, and show me what a REAL ASSWIPE you are, then maybe, just maybe, I'll give you a try. But don't count on it, my sad, sad little friend!
BTW, how's your SKANKY SW SISTER doing these days? I saw her eating out more SHITTY assholes on the Trail again just last night. She must really be making some serious COIN! Or [U]giving away[/U] more COIN; seems like you didn't teach her how this was all suppose to work. But then as long as she's enjoying herself, and stays on a SHITTY diet, that's all that really counts, right? Send me her digits, my friend, so I don't have to constantly hunt her down when I need another "Grade-A" prostrate exam by her SHITTY tongue!
Chrissy5, HAVE YOU KISSED YOUR SISTER TODAY? If so, you also kissed some strange monger's [U]SHIT[/U]! [B][i]LMAO !!![/i][/B].
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[QUOTE=JustCruzin;2719727]You are just a little boy that is a legend in your own little uneducated mind. A monger doesn't take advantage of the most vulnerable, YOU DO constantly and come here like you are hot shit and brag about it. A monger doesn't constantly provide terrible advice to unsuspecting gents. YOU DO constantly. For example, picking up SW on OBT and going to a local parking lot that has cameras? Great idea ass jack. Speaking of OBT and your daily reports, total bullshit. OBT is so dynamic, by the time you press Upload Report, your report is out of date. But you can't figure this out, once again, because you are no monger. Just some low life dope boy taking advantage of the most vulnerable. Most would probably characterize you as a total shit bag, not a monger in any sense of the word. Travel to Costa Rica? Right, where are your reviews on the International Sex Guide page? Couldn't afford the membership fee? Just a low life bull shitter looking for attention. **ATTENTION ALL NEWBIES** Do not put yourself at risk by asking or taking ANY advice from SISSY CHRISSY. It will not end good. Actually, I am glad you appeared on the Central FL site, if nothing else to make the rest of us look real good and provide a fantastic example of what a MONGER IS NOT. Keep dreaming, continue your fantasy by being an awesome keyboard cowboy, but in the end you are just a little boy that is a legend in your own little uneducated mind. Lastly, don't go away mad, just go away.
Happy Holidays,
JC.[/QUOTE]So well said and truly reflects the feelings of the intelligent members of the board. AMEN. —VS.
[QUOTE=Petroff;2719187]
[b]Big sting in Polk[/b]
[URL]https://shar.es/1Gsyzy[/URL]
"Of those arrested....a 68-year-old man, who rode his bike across the city wearing a French maid costume under his clothes...." , smh.
[URL]http://on.wtsp.com/1QHN7oR[/URL][/QUOTE]LMAO! That was none other than our very own [B]Sissy Chrissy5[/B]. The guy is not as young as he has led us to believe. And we already knew the guy likes to wear his sister's dresses!
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Earlier in a October post #9679 you made a post saying that you do not pick up street walkers and hat's off to the guys that do. Then today in the street Walker thread you posted asking for information on how can you tell if a girl is working or not and how in your word's it very dangerous pulling up to a girl asking her if she needs a ride. Smh.
I will offer you my personal opinion on all your questions. Did you ever think that MAYBE, just MAYBE picking up street girls is not for you asshole! Did that thought ever cross your fucking mind? You claim that you don't pick up street girl's and how dangerous it is and blah blah blah! So why are you repeatedly coming on the streetwalker thread begging for information on street walkers?
I DON'T understand how someone like yourself could be so fucking STUPID! If you don't like street girls and you think they are soooooo dangerous!! They why keep asking dumb ass questions. The east side of Orlando is NOT the trail asshole! No one is going to hold your fucking hand and teach you how to pick up street girl's! Go on usaclassifieds on pick a girl from there. Plenty of hot chicks on there.
Leave the street walker girls to the REAL mongers asshole!
Chris5.
[QUOTE=VerySlowly;2719917]So well said and truly reflects the feelings of the intelligent members of the board. AMEN. VS.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=VerySlowly;2719886]I just bought you a 5 pound brick of 'Smegma Cheese" from Nigeria. I know you will love it, it is a delicacy eaten by the "Likkem team" at the Parliament House. You know the place you hang until the strip clubs open, you need to back off the Adderall bro it's making you angry and causes you to call people names and causing you to be paranoid and insecure.
I'll leave the "cheese" with one of the girls on the trail, I'm sure you'll find her since they all crave your dinky bone, or if you would like I'll have Yrag drop it off with your sisterlove her tongue.
Bingo!VS.[/QUOTE]Go take your meds old man and PLAY some bingo. LOL! You're boring!
Chris5.
If I had to pick an Orlando escort of the year it would be the beautiful Dallas hands down. This woman is absolutely breathtaking!! The thing I find most intriguing about this beautiful woman is that she rarely if ever does ANY advertising! Yet from what I hear, her phone constantly blows up off the hook all day everyday! She can blow off whomever she chooses and those same sucker mongers will continue to try and see her. Most chicks have to advertise and some must even beg for there phone to ring. Dallas is in a league of her own.
Congratulations Dallas!
Chris5.
Why are you refusing to answer my question about your wedding plan with dahlia? Come on old friend don't be a LOSER the rest of your pathetic life. Will I get an invite? You posted that she had made you quit mongering! Lmao! Well what happened buddy? I'm anxious to see how long it's takes your LOSER ass to dream again with a new provider. Be sure to her your CASH ready oh and don't forget to set up the secretly placed hidden video cameras before the chick gets to your shitty house!! LOL!
LOSER!!
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2720923]Go take your meds old man and PLAY some bingo. LOL! You're boring!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Your reply couldn't be more boring and your reply to the new monger who is afraid to pick up streetwalkers is pathetic. All men with something to lose (not you, you posted that you LIVE on the trail and that say's it ALL)) are nervous in the beginning, the risks are serious, from VD to jail to embarrassment in your community. So you berating his fear is so about "YOU" and as such is pathetic but understandable considering your low life position in society, no-one reading your posts could think otherwise.
I sincerely hope you don't have a sister even though you posted about her because we all know you from your background that the two of you would have had an incestuous little bastard. I suppose a low life is better than no life however did you ever think that living on the trail, hanging in strip clubs and spending every day trying to bang addicted women does not further you or society in any way. And have you really only been arrested 6 times.
Merry Christmas, your bud—VS.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2720954]If I had to pick an Orlando escort of the year it would be the beautiful Dallas hands down. This woman is absolutely breathtaking!! The thing I find most intriguing about this beautiful woman is that she rarely if ever does ANY advertising! Yet from what I hear, her phone constantly blows up off the hook all day everyday! She can blow off whomever she chooses and those same sucker mongers will continue to try and see her. Most chicks have to advertise and some must even beg for there phone to ring. Dallas is in a league of her own.
Congratulations Dallas!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]If this A. H. 's recommendation is the best you can do, you are in deep shit but the good thing is he has never and will never see you because he thinks anyone who pays your donations is stupid as he thinks it's all the same, a $20 BJ is the same as a $200 one in his estimation but how does he know? He's never had a high end woman, he couldn't have because that would make him one of the many guy's he criticizes. Now that would make him a lying sack of shit and a low life moron, wouldn't it?
VS.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2720074]Earlier in a October post #9679 you made a post saying that you do not pick up street walkers and hat's off to the guys that do. Then today in the street Walker thread you posted asking for information on how can you tell if a girl is working or not and how in your word's it very dangerous pulling up to a girl asking her if she needs a ride. Smh.
I will offer you my personal opinion on all your questions. Did you ever think that MAYBE, just MAYBE picking up street girls is not for you asshole! Did that thought ever cross your fucking mind? You claim that you don't pick up street girl's and how dangerous it is and blah blah blah! So why are you repeatedly coming on the streetwalker thread begging for information on street walkers?
I DON'T understand how someone like yourself could be so fucking STUPID! If you don't like street girls and you think they are soooooo dangerous!! They why keep asking dumb ass questions. The east side of Orlando is NOT the trail asshole! No one is going to hold your fucking hand and teach you how to pick up street girl's! Go on usaclassifieds on pick a girl from there. Plenty of hot chicks on there.
Leave the street walker girls to the REAL mongers asshole!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]I was just asking questions out of curiosity not for instructional purposes, I do find it interesting. As I said previously I give anyone brave enough to engage in this activity much respect so I follow your undertaking. I travel a lot and this board does not have the same traffic in other local so I don't use it much to actually find providers except in the Florida or Memphis area. Oh and BTW, I am sorry that I choose not to participate in a flaming war with you over something that I do not find important. I am sure that you will find others with the desire to entertain you, have an excellent day.
[QUOTE=IAmTheOnly1;2721292]I was just asking questions out of curiosity not for instructional purposes, I do find it interesting. As I said previously I give anyone brave enough to engage in this activity much respect so I follow your undertaking. I travel a lot and this board does not have the same traffic in other local so I don't use it much to actually find providers except in the Florida or Memphis area. Oh and BTW, I am sorry that I choose not to participate in a flaming war with you over something that I do not find important. I am sure that you will find others with the desire to entertain you, have an excellent day.[/QUOTE]Well take your "curiosity" questions about picking up street girls some fucking were else asshole! Again if you don't partake and you find street girls sooooo dangerous then WHY the fuck would you care so much about what real mongers do? Either you're fucking retarded or your bored down in Memphis or your just a plain dumb ass cocksucker! Which is it? Or is it all of the above? If you don't like street walkers stop asking dumb ass questions about them.
Chris5.