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[QUOTE=Ycwinva]I think that Zen is just barely inside the "safe zone".
Please correct me if I'm wrong.
I have heeded your warning and studied the maps before visiting :)
[url]http://www.fairfaxcountyeda.org/fairfax_county_map.pdf[/url][/QUOTE]3
I was at the old place on FLa ave in DC , way back when, and a bust was on and I just told them that i was in for a massage so they said "get the hell out of here" and I left. It all depends but VA is a backasswards area, so expect the worst.
[QUOTE=Sleazebum]For the most part, the older women at the VA AMPs are more experienced in actual massage and will to you really well for just a massage. I do not expect nor really want anything more than a really good massage from any Va AMP.
Keep you expectations low unless you really just want to get the kinks out of your back in these houses.
JJ[/QUOTE]Bunch of old ladies, some young but they stay clothed, however the last lady I saw, or shall I say the last 2, took it off down to the underwear.
"Hot Hand Massage from Beautiful Asian Lady" Is the title.
Wayward One has, on at least one occasion in the past, been unable to determine in his quarterly summary whether my review of a provider was positive or negative. In order to avoid any possible misinterpretation, this review is NEGATIVE.
Went off the reservation and decided to try a private label massage rather than an establishment. Did a little research, and this one seemed to fit the bill.
Crappy basement room of crappy S. Arlington hovel. "Beautiful Asian Lady". Maybe her soul, I don't know. Or maybe 30 years ago. I have been trying since I got there to come up with her age, and I've decided if it's less than 50 I'm shocked. Probably mid- to- upper, in fact. Frankly, I couldn't believe she was the actual provider and not just Ajima.
Paid for an hour, standard rate. The whole experience was 30 min at the max. On the flip, she began negotiating and immediately trying to get 50% more than standard for NOVA finish, with the use of a sob story. But market is market, I held firm. In spirit, and monetarily. But she went to work very mechanically and quickly, and now I had to look at her, so firmness elsewhere was difficult to obtain / maintain. With enough time and some extensive use of imagination, however, success was eventually achieved.
A minor, and in no way compensating, plus was that the massage itself (what little there was) was firm and her hands were strong. She went after and actually found and fixed some knots.
Won't do that again. And I wouldn't recommend to anyone else. She did offer a 4-handed massage for 1. 5, I never did get to see who the other 2 hands belonged to. Frankly, I was looking to get out of there.
Jeez, given my earlier in the week wrestling match and today's geriatric experiment, I think I'm going to stick to watching Skinemax while burning a small stack of 20s for a while.
. To celebrate Mardi Gras
Tuesday evening out running errands and decided to see my ATF MMS at my ATF spa. Angie away, so instead I am introduced to a new friend (Joanne).
We exchanged pleasantries, confirmed the hour, paid the house and then off to the TS.
Its been a month since the table in the shower disappeared.- but now there is a chair. I hated the chair. Standing (as I did on my last three visits) was much more comfortable, convenient and fun. Not sure how her skills would rate if the TS actually involved a table.- but, cleaner than when I went in, we returned to the room at the end of the hall.
I've been here before when it was quiet.- but it was REALLY quiet this Tuesday night.- could hear all the ladies talking happily. No phone and no door bells.
Laid down on the table, and Joanne gave a reasonable massage. I've had better (especially last time).- but, I've had similar and worse.- If I liked to give a lot of direction I am sure she would have pushed harder, worked more on the shoulders, etc.
Must have been an electric power problem as the light went dimmer, I started dreaming. Pleasant time.- recommend the place, and I think if Joanne stays it is likely I'll see her again.
Always be nice to the ladies.
PA
Yeah the one time and last time I went to SKO I was highly disappointed. I think I was out of there in 15. No TS. No massage. BJ stunk. One pressure, one speed. So boring I couldn't finish. She had the nerve to actually get frustrated with me. I wanted to go off on her, but figured it would just make it worse. She ended up finishing with a boring HJ. Not to mention the fact that I paid up front for a BJ. Learned to NEVER pay for extra up front ever again. The only thing that was good about the experience was the talent was really hot. PERFECT spinner body. Firm natural Ta Ta's. She was very young and cute. I don't even remember her name, this was some time ago. Blame it on 420. From others advice, it's too hot of an area. Later.
Lovejugs
Been CTM yesterday after work. The ladies who open the door name Young or Yung provide me the massage.
The massage I received was very good it is one of the best massage I had at an AMP.
spend 80/20 will be go back for massage only.
Went to my ATF today and, again, no Angie! I really miss her. I hope she is not ill or anything. I had the pleasure of meeting with Joanna! WOW! She was super nice and actually had a personalty. It was early and I was first in line after having a great breakfast at McDonalds.
Just like PA, I prefer to stand, but I tried the chair anyway. It was actually not that bad. When the time was right, Joanna asked me to stand and I got the right spots cleaned, quite thoroughly I might say!
Back to the room, and message began. She has a unique technique that I have not ever enjoyed, and it was pleasant. Not the best, but much better than MiMi!!! The only thing I missed was my legs and feet. I really like to have my legs and feet messaged.
Anyway, Was given something I never got in a NoVA before, and the seniors can PM if they like. Standard tip with no complaints and please come back soon.
After the hot towel cleaning, message contued with me sitting on the table and Joanna behind me. That was really relaxing. Scalp message and stretching like never before. Very nice.
I WILL repeat with Joanna, without a doubt!
Be good and Stay Sober!!!
[QUOTE=Computer Luvvv]Back Channel info, if you can, sir.[/QUOTE]She said she'd only be around for two weeks, amigo. I've not been back there for a while (just been too busy), so it's likely she's gone back to Flushing, NY, by now.
RR
Recently decided to check out one of the Latinas advertising incall massage. Here is a link to the gal I tried:
[Center]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/1052803275.html[/Center]
And here is the basic text of her ad:
[QUOTE]THICK MATURE LATIN BEAUTY 4 HOT OIL SENSUAL MASSAGE/RUBDOWN...
ELEGANT/INDEPENDENT. SERVING MATURE PROFESSIONAL GENTLEMEN ONLY. BUSINESS TRAVELERS WELCOME!!
THE SERVICES I OFFER ARE %100 PLEASURE...
30MIN SESSION ONLY ((90.00))) ~~HOUR (((180)))~~BACKSTROKES (((200)))~~~~ORGANIC((( 70))) MORE[/QUOTE]Arrived at the location (a motel near I-66), got to the room, and got down to business. Her name was Carmela, although she mentioned that she also advertises under a couple other names, which I do not recall.
Anyway, she was heavier than the pictures indicate. She is pleasant enough but not much for fooling around; she got straight to work. Since this was the first visit, I opted for the half-hour session. Covered BJ, then FS (in mish).
Will I repeat? No. Not that she was unpleasant, but just that the value as compared with othe rvenues of similar price range is not that great.
One other thing: She offers massage with organics. While I am all for saving the earth and such, I would not opt for organic in this case.
R::R
I see someone padding their post count, posting snippets of useless nonsense in order to get their post count up. Their history doesn't show any real detailed reporting.
I really hope everyone actually reads the reporting from someone before deciding to share any info with them.
[QUOTE=Teabag420]It could be argued that saying "I see someone padding their post count, posting snippets of useless nonsense in order to get their post count up. Their history doesn't show any real detailed reporting.
I really hope everyone actually reads the reporting from someone before deciding to share any info with them" is argumentative, but no one knows who you're arguing with.[/QUOTE]Chill, dude, and don't get your bong in an uproar. Guitarman is referring to another monger, here on the NoVa forum, who's posts are mostly "small talk" replies that contain no 'value-added' component to them. Even the posts that have any actionable intel in them are of limited value to a lot of the mongers on this forum.
Since the currency of this forum is [b]information[/b], that monger might discover that his credit ain't much good in these parts. At least, not until he makes a LOT of downpayments to the credit that's already been given to him.
So, blow a few more reefer smoke rings and find a good SW to share 'em with. Just be careful that Uncle Leo doesn't find any of that 420 weed on you when you've got a SW in your car. Otherwise, the impound of your car is going to be the [b]least[/b] of your worries.
RR
[QUOTE=Teabag420]It could be argued that saying "I see someone padding their post count, posting snippets of useless nonsense in order to get their post count up. Their history doesn't show any real detailed reporting.
I really hope everyone actually reads the reporting from someone before deciding to share any info with them" is argumentative, but no one knows who you're arguing with.[/QUOTE]
I think Guitarman is referring to Computer Luvvv, who put up a half-dozen posts in a row without much content (as I pad my own post count with this content-less reply).
...you know the rest.
JJ
[QUOTE=Teabag420]It could be argued that saying "I see someone padding their post count, posting snippets of useless nonsense in order to get their post count up. Their history doesn't show any real detailed reporting.
I really hope everyone actually reads the reporting from someone before deciding to share any info with them" is argumentative, but no one knows who you're arguing with.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Teabag420]It could be argued that saying "I see someone padding their post count, posting snippets of useless nonsense in order to get their post count up. Their history doesn't show any real detailed reporting.
I really hope everyone actually reads the reporting from someone before deciding to share any info with them" is argumentative, but no one knows who you're arguing with.[/QUOTE]
The post was not meant to be argumentative. It was meant as a warning to real seniors on this board. It was making them aware of possible LE activity. They will know exactly who/what I mean if they read back a bit..
[QUOTE=Guitarman1]I see someone padding their post count, posting snippets of useless nonsense in order to get their post count up. Their history doesn't show any real detailed reporting.
I really hope everyone actually reads the reporting from someone before deciding to share any info with them.[/QUOTE]This is a real concern. We all would love to share great experiences we have had but we don't want to end up punishing the providers by having them arrested.
This is supposed to be a harmless hobby. Let's try to keep it that way.