Streetwalker Reports

3 am and both Haines and Gateway areas are ho-less. Cedar area also quiet and 34 th south to 5th ave is dead. Went to 4th street and quiet there also. Called Cristina and picked her up off 54th ave and 9th street. Took her far away for nice bbj and dumped her azz back home. Headed up 34th to check out Park Blvd and only 1 WSW there. Bisch goes by the name Jessica, but I forget her real name. Not worth a f*ckin' penny for her sorry azzed gouge bbj bleed in mouth action! Nothing else around Park area. Back up Haines and still dead as is Gateway. 4th and 9th streets dead from 70's to 5th ave north. 6 am and haines dead again. Carrie at Cedar peeking out door and 1 WSW on 35th prowling. 34th pretty quiet with just a few sub par meandering bisches. 7 am and 4th street dead again. Foggy as all hell out I head back to Cedar and scoop tall, slender blonde WSW named Melanie. She's 36, but looks younger with nice face and small tatas. After leo check we head to her house of I'll repute and get awesome bbj with segue to f/s for 40. Great no rush time and have digits.

After a long night I was heading home and stopped at hess to get some gas. I noticed theres a pretty blonde walking around talking to guys. She came up to me and was whining and complaining about anything and everything. What a basket case she was. You could tell she was stressing her next crack hit. You better off ignoring her as I did and move right along.
She told me her name was Stephanie but this one has blonde hair not black. So now there's two Stephanie's. I would suggest the black hair one this one is a complete waste of time.

Happy Hunting..

[QUOTE=Loafer Boat]I agree. I think the biggest balls came from a driver of a Goodwill truck that was mongering. I guess he was just collecting donations![/QUOTE]Was spotted last week from 11pm to about 2am. It even stopped in Hess for gas and azz. Didn't see it scoop, but was definitely mongering. Anyone who had a late delivery of concrete from Florida rock, now you know why! LOL! Maybe the Goodwill truck should be the GOODHEAD truck! ?

[QUOTE=Peter Rammer]Was spotted last week from 11pm to about 2am. It even stopped in Hess for gas and azz. Didn't see it scoop, but was definitely mongering. Anyone who had a late delivery of concrete from Florida rock, now you know why! LOL! Maybe the Goodwill truck should be the GOODHEAD truck! ?[/QUOTE]

is the Personal Touch catering service.
I saw him pick up Rusty(tatoo Rusty) one day. Of course He could have been taking her to a catering job, but she would have had to change out of those Daisy Duke shorts that she wears sometimes.

Some of my favorite ho's will get gifts this year.net 10 phones are usually my gift of choice. For $20 you can get one with 300 minutes and it might get you a 'free' BJ. I like Net10 'because it only costs the bizsch 10 cents a minute and the phones are cheap. Plus you can have the ho at your whim until she loses the damn phone! Generally speaking I like to give it along with a hot protein shake!

Another gift would be condoms as most of these bishes NEVER have 'them handy when they need them! Of course, just like with the phones, try one out on her azzz. All ho's need a good ho liday poundin'!

Another gift I'd like to give some of these ho's would be a damn BATH! I just haven't figured out an effective way to do so yet. Any ideas?

I love the plumber guy. I know the name of his truck but I wont put the name here. Hes a freaking riot. He drives around and mongers some messed up hours like me. When I see him circling around I just sit back and watch since I know he will find something. So he would be a good plumber to call since hes already up so he shouldnt be charging an after hours charge.. LOL!

Happy Hunting..

Its got to be "Joe the plumber".

No its not Joe-- this guy looks more rugged than Joe the plumber. Plus hes having a lot more fun than mongering the streets. Heck we all need a job where we can hit the streets and enjoy the Ho stroll.

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[QUOTE=Sikpup]Its got to be "Joe the plumber".[/QUOTE]

Well after heading home again this evening at the watering hole- I didn't run into anything but LE. They are smooth dudes the way they scoot through the alleys and sit and watch the mongers run the backstreets. Stay focused and pay attention to your surroundings or you will be an unhappy camper.

Happy Hunting..

of a bath is easy. Get a room yourself, take her there-- $X0.00 and hot shower, clean sheets. What more could a man want?

Nemo

After a little thinking you could always take your favorite Ho to the local car wash and for like 2 bucks you can get her squeaky clean. I wouldn't recommend the automatic car washes as that might be a little rough. But the manual ones you can get all the tight spots you might want to get cleaned. LOL!

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Another gift I'd like to give some of these ho's would be a damn BATH! I just haven't figured out an effective way to do so yet. Any ideas?[/QUOTE]

Named Lori was out last night and got nice bbjcim nice and slowly from the hott bisch. Found her walking around midnight by the Busch lounge area. Told me she's gonna be out more, but no digits.

Finally back in town with no company and not sick.

Took a drive yesterday and found Lala on a road of 44th Nth and 34th. She looked good and was clean. I asked was she lost this far north, and she laughed and said she's changing it up from the south side.

This is the funny thing...as we pull round a corner, in the industrial estate area we see another black chick in a pink mini dress and silver heels, talking with another black chick and a white guy...At 4pm in the afternoon! I couldn't believe it...Lala was like, damn, that chick makes me look overdressed!

Did anyone else see this?

OK here's a little gift from me to all you guys. Shes really not a SW so your not going to find her out there on the stroll. Shes got blonde hair- 6'2 yes shes tall but freaking smoking hot with a great attitude. She has a perfect smile so that says it all for a chick who parties. She will rock your world.

So if you catch me early I will throw you some digits and you can have a little fun for the holidays. PM me for details.

Happy Hunting..

[QUOTE=R Consultant]OK here's a little gift from me to all you guys. Shes really not a SW so your not going to find her out there on the stroll. Shes got blonde hair- 6'2 yes shes tall but freaking smoking hot with a great attitude. She has a perfect smile so that says it all for a chick who parties. She will rock your world.

So if you catch me early I will throw you some digits and you can have a little fun for the holidays. PM me for details.

Happy Hunting..[/QUOTE]Years of serious mongering she is one of my top 10 without a doubt! Even Sara H, when she was working at OZ, couldn't compare! Glad you were the monger to scoop her GFE, totally freaky and gorgeous azzzzzzz! It's funny how on the worst trolls when you're about to head home emptyhanded. Sometimes you hit real paydirt! Serendipitous scoop of the year-bro! See, there really is a mongers Santa Claus!