Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Slypher]And Hinode. You lucky SOB. I envy you. I just want you to know that.[/QUOTE]

Slypher, Big Keoni (Keone) (sp),

Thanks for the compliments guys; you're both right; I am very lucky, and like most cool local guys, no need fo brag. I been through dry spells at times; but yeah, for the past 12 YEARS I'll say I've been a _VERY_ lucky man; I don't need Viagra, or none of that stuff (yet), I consider myself handsome; if 10 out of 10 providers say I have a decent sized/nice cock, I'll believe that; simply because all my EX's and current S.O. all say the same damn thing; I get really nice chicks, for long durations at a time; (Years) And I get to experience sensual GFE like I'm sure every guy wants to go home to one girl like that.

In the short year and a half since I stumbled upon this site/forum, the O.G.s have shown me the way as far as learning from the braddahs on who to avoid, who gives great service, etc.

I've learned real quick (too many times in drunken states) that there is NO GFE at AMPs, KBs, VBs, etc.

YMMV. I speak from my OWN personal experience.

So it's not about getting my heart broken when I wanna DFK, cuddle, what not; it's all business for the girls.

I understand 100% now.

That's my S.O.'s job. NOT a provider.

I think braddah Primal needs said it best once. If I'm crediting the wrong braddah, then I apologize; "LH should have a revolving door, God bless the women there!" Or something to that effect. Point is, even after a GREAT BBBJCIM from either Kyong, Sunny, or Choi, it's wham-bam-thank-you-sir-bye-bye-out-the-side-door. No kissing, No DFK, No hugging, No cuddling, No waiting around, lying down holding hands shit. Cya! Next!

I *HUMBLY* appreciate the compliments.

Humble Hinode :cool:

[QUOTE=Hinode]

I think braddah Primal needs said it best once. If I'm crediting the wrong braddah, then I apologize; "LH should have a revolving door, God bless the women there!" Or something to that effect. Point is, even after a GREAT BBBJCIM from either Kyong, Sunny, or Choi, it's wham-bam-thank-you-sir-bye-bye-out-the-side-door. No kissing, No DFK, No hugging, No cuddling, No waiting around, lying down holding hands shit. Cya! Next!

I *HUMBLY* appreciate the compliments.

Humble Hinode :cool:[/QUOTE]

I think that was me. The revolving door part sounds familiar. I also call LH the McDonald's of KBs. It's not the best quality out there, but it's cheap and you know what you're going to get, because the same thing has been served there a gazillion times. "I'll have a number one, with Kyong, and a medium Heineken."

And congrats. Glad to hear that someone's having fun out there with their SO. Not going to Thailand was a bummer, but not so bad when you think about what you have at home, huh? You'll get there one day, and we'll be waiting for your detailed and entertaining reports.

Primal Needs

Personally, and as always YMMV, even recently from the latest edition of providers at this place I have consistently still not received decent service. In fact, it's a complete waste for me IMHO to even report anything specific from Smile Spa any more. Case-in-point today after work I passed by to give it another shot and check out the new stock. Instead I was greeted with rudely by the average looking local type who questioned me like they were LE. WTF. No wonder the noob providers who start out there eventually leave as quickly as they can and relocate to another AMP. Anyway, most of you whom are regulars are familiar with my straight forward reports. The level of service everywhere is more suspect than last year. I wish you well when you visit Smile Spa and hopefully after Smile Spa girls read this and other reports hopefully most of the girls will start providing better service for our hard-earned days income or weeks and months savings for others.

[QUOTE=Nightknight]I am sure that you have all noticed that Smile Spa currently has a $20 off coupon in the Pennysaver good until the end of the month. They have also been bringing in new girls from places such as California. One girl told me a few weeks back that they are placing adds in some ethnic publication(s) to recruit girls. They have at least 10 women currently working there. I know that I saw a whole bunch of women sitting on the sofa the last time I was there. They also put mirrors in their hallways a few months ago which makes the place look more spacious (Hidden spy cameras? ...just kidding.) A month ago, there was one girl of Italian ancestry working there. I don't know if she is still there or not. Most of the other girls are Asian (i.e. Vietnamese and who knows what else). A number of the girls have only been there for a month or two.

In spite of all of these incentives (i.e. the discount and the selection), the place hasn't seemed particularly crowded when I have visited there. You guys may want to check it out. Has anyone else been there of late?

Incidentally, if any of you ladies from Smile Spa (or any other Spa) are reading this, make sure that you provide good service if you want to have repeat business. Otherwise you will find yourself spending most of your day just sitting on the sofas. If you want us to explain what good service is, just ask. All it takes is a few simple things and guy will be much more likely to come back to see you again.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hinode]I've learned real quick (too many times in drunken states) that there is NO GFE at AMPs, KBs, VBs, etc.

YMMV. I speak from my OWN personal experience.

So it's not about getting my heart broken when I wanna DFK, cuddle, what not; it's all business for the girls.

I understand 100% now.

That's my S.O.'s job. NOT a provider.

I think braddah Primal needs said it best once. If I'm crediting the wrong braddah, then I apologize; "LH should have a revolving door, God bless the women there!" Or something to that effect. Point is, even after a GREAT BBBJCIM from either Kyong, Sunny, or Choi, it's wham-bam-thank-you-sir-bye-bye-out-the-side-door. No kissing, No DFK, No hugging, No cuddling, No waiting around, lying down holding hands shit. Cya! Next!

I *HUMBLY* appreciate the compliments.

Humble Hinode :cool:[/QUOTE]While I would add my compliment to your luck (and curse my own :p) I must also agree that YMMV. I've had hugging, cuddling, kissing (no DFK, but French at least) and lying down just savoring each other's presence. and I found that I get those things if I do treat the providers like people with feelings. Granted not right away, but usually after I become one of their 'regulars'.

I started going to VIP, and it was great. I go there often, but now I'm curious about all the other AMP's. Please help me find some good ones, and please refer the women who do BBBJ's too.

Thanks

Hey guys,

New here. Was just wondering if anyone has any info on the blonde at VIPs with the big breasts. Id appreciate your input!

Thanks

[QUOTE=Youngho]I started going to VIP, and it was great. I go there often, but now I'm curious about all the other AMP's. Please help me find some good ones, and please refer the women who do BBBJ's too.

Thanks[/QUOTE]You go to VIP often, yet you've never posted any reviews or anything else before? and now you expect us to reveal the hidden gems? Help us all out, give us some info on VIP, do some legwork and toftt at another amp, and RTFF.

Mahalo

I think a quick RTFF is in order for Youngho and Secretagnt. Youngho more than Secret, but the point still stands.

You both have a single post under your belt, which means you're new here. That's all well and good, but I mean, both topics have been covered in this thread. The info might be out of date, but really, if you go down to VIP you can see who's got big tits and if you just browse through 5 or 6 pages, you'll see a couple of other AMPs that have decent providers.

On top of that. I don't trust either of you. Now. It may just be that I'm drunk while typing this. But single post question askers tend to feel like LE. I admit that I started with a single question. But at the same time, I had read the forums and asked questions about specific people in specific places.

Long story short. RTFF, go out and experience the world. Report back to us. Then we'll be more helpful.

I think you're talking about Ling Ling from Georgia.

Tall, slim, got her da kindas about year ago?

She was natural when I was with her. Looks too big now.

Fun girl, great personality.

I've also had GFE at lots of AMPs ... Not in Hawaii yet, but ...

But yeah, it certainly wasn't anything I got right away. Usually multiple visits and lots of charm, plus some luck.

If I had to quantify it, I guess I'd say maybe 30 percent of girls are potential GFEs with some work. But certainly that could vary by region. The majority of my experiences, but not all, were in MI and GA

[QUOTE=Sdrom]While I would add my compliment to your luck (and curse my own :p) I must also agree that YMMV. I've had hugging, cuddling, kissing (no DFK, but French at least) and lying down just savoring each other's presence. and I found that I get those things if I do treat the providers like people with feelings. Granted not right away, but usually after I become one of their 'regulars'.[/QUOTE]

Think the best GFE I had with an amp girl was a few years ago with Coco from Smile Spa. After becoming one of her regulars, always had good service with her. Could do any position with her, even would let you do anal for a bigger tip. Lotsa kissing and caressing. Would lay next to me after and talk and cuddle and eventually fall asleep...lol. Always had the knock at the door. And one thing you never see anymore, was that she always helped me get dress, even putting on my socks and shoes and tying them too. Then upon leaving a hug and kiss. :)

[QUOTE=Kauai Guy #1]You go to VIP often, yet you've never posted any reviews or anything else before? and now you expect us to reveal the hidden gems? Help us all out, give us some info on VIP, do some legwork and toftt at another amp, and RTFF.

Mahalo[/QUOTE]Kauai,

You're right, young may be the LE.

[QUOTE=Oysterogo]Think the best GFE I had with an amp girl was a few years ago with Coco from Smile Spa.[/quote]Coco, use to be at Pink? If that's her, Yea, she's fun. Gave me her #, never called. She use to wear black often.

[QUOTE=Oysterogo]Think the best GFE I had with an amp girl was a few years ago with Coco from Smile Spa. After becoming one of her regulars, always had good service with her. Could do any position with her, even would let you do anal for a bigger tip. Lotsa kissing and caressing. Would lay next to me after and talk and cuddle and eventually fall asleep...lol. Always had the knock at the door. And one thing you never see anymore, was that she always helped me get dress, even putting on my socks and shoes and tying them too. Then upon leaving a hug and kiss. :)[/QUOTE]No anal. But yea, the cuddling, and falling asleep. (Pinky. I miss you.) and yes, there are AMPs that help you get dressed.

Got a massage from CoCo @ Si Si's place the other week. Older chinese women. Decent massage for about 45 mins. Nice slow HJ to finish. Pd .5 for massage and .4 for tip. Allowed me to rub her butt but not her breasts.

I don't believe she is the same person as Jenny. Would not repeat. Will try others.

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