Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Chrisj321]Went there today for a totally legitimate massage, with nothing illegal included. Was pleased with my massuese as she made sure to work the kinks out of my stiff and sore muscles, all while staying properly draped as neccesated by laws and standards. At the conclusion of the massage I was offered a cup of cool water, which when I received the water it was actually cold! Due to the fact that today was such a warm day and my throat was parched, and that reason alone, I was inclined to tip a cool forty! All and all a wonderful law abiding massage! PM with any questions.[/QUOTE]I also got a got a very nice legit massage from a Chinese therapist that had the most wonderful smile! No kidding, she was smiling every time I looked at her and she was as as gracious and nice as could be. There was a younger Chinese girl there that was pretty cute, perhaps next time. The place was clean and quiet and went the entire time without any nip/tuck on the clock. Might try the table shower next time too, but I get the feeling that this will be legit as well.

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]Yep. Your tax dollars hard at work. Other than the illegal alien charges, this is a bunch of shit. Unfuckingbelievable.[/QUOTE]

It's about 100 pages, right?

[QUOTE=Luke Appling]Please tell me it's the 40-something and not the 60-something woman.[/QUOTE]

The 40-something is no longer there

[QUOTE=Whisper2000]It's about 100 pages, right?[/QUOTE]I did a quick read through the first few pages. Apparently they were working with a guy who had a DUI and spilled his guts for reduced/thrown out charges. They seemed to watch the place alot. They followed the girls to a river boat casino. I think they were looking for sex slave type stuff. I want to read the rest as soon as I get a chance. I'll post any other interesting tidbits.

Anyone seen the Polish girl at senina yet? I'm pretty curious but my massage budget is non existent right now. I'd love to hear a report.

JC

[QUOTE=Whisper2000]The 40-something is no longer there[/QUOTE]

Say it ain't so. The 40-something gave a tremendous therapeutic massage, she really did. I will miss her. Grandma's therapeutic isn't as good, but her years have given her other talents. It's just too weird though, I don't think I can return regardless of how relaxed I was. Hopefully they will restaff

On a positive note, I spent several days in Montreal. I recommend a trip there for anyone who hasn't been. Some very hot talent at relatively reasonable rates. If the dollar ever rebounds, it will be icing on the cake.

Was heading to Senina but it was a busy night and couldn't find parking so I headed to Alice for my first visit there. Got Mary a nice lady, she gave a good massage. On the turn she motioned like HJ I said sure. Didn't say anything about fee, just went to work. She was really working my boy over but she got tired of that soon, I had to tell her to slow down. Gave her the. 4

The guys were gone when I left so I didn't get my coupon (LOL).

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Say it ain't so. The 40-something gave a tremendous therapeutic massage, she really did. I will miss her. Grandma's therapeutic isn't as good, but her years have given her other talents. It's just too weird though, I don't think I can return regardless of how relaxed I was. Hopefully they will restaff

On a positive note, I spent several days in Montreal. I recommend a trip there for anyone who hasn't been. Some very hot talent at relatively reasonable rates. If the dollar ever rebounds, it will be icing on the cake.[/QUOTE]

...so I'm guessing they will staff up. If anyone can give her recommendations, I'm sure she'd appreciate it.

If anyone will be there soon, see if you can find out where she went.

I got HR at Rose.

No big deal.

If you've given me helpful info, I'll gladly respond to your PM with the details.

JC

XOXO

Hit the place on Fullerton for my Latina fix. Damn, this place is clean! I was offered a shower, but declined. There was some big dude who just finished (his shower) and was walking to the sauna with a towel wrapped around his lower half. I'm not sure if they have a TS or not, I forgot to ask. Anyhow, I ducked into the room quickly as I prefer not to run into any other customers.

Room was nice, filled with candles and a comfortable adjustable massage table. I got situated and awaited my therapist. There appeared to be two girls working; one with a ginormous booty and a younger one with an ample ass, but not too big. I got the younger one who I thought was relatively cute.

I went for 30 minutes @ 60 (80 for an hour, I think). Spensive, but hey I've been longing for a Latina experience for awhile so I was willing to pay a premium. Incidentally, I was told that if I watch the paper, they run a $10 off coupon. She set the cooking timer and went to work. We really didn't have any conversation while she gave an okay massage that turned into a light touch. On the flip, more of the same. Nothing too inspiring, but it did the trick.

Overall, fair experience. I keep fooling myself that I'm going to run into a Jessica Alba or Eva Longoria lookalike one day, I guess that's what keeps me going. Tip was 60. I know, I'm an idiot. Might go back to see who else is available.

Raoul Duke, what's wrong with you? you spent that much? you're ruining it for all of us.

Anyone seen her?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/699538948.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Fumfn69]Anyone seen her?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/699538948.html[/url][/QUOTE]

Guess it's time you put your ass on the line for the rest of us. She sounds quite pleasurable, but you'd better bring your own KY jelly just in case. My concern is from her pictures, it looks like she has big fingers.
You can report back and let us know if she checked your lug nuts besides giving you a lube job. And make sure she wipe off your dip stick. Nothing worse than a drippy dip.

Stinky Has Left The Building...to buy some KY jelly

LOL Mr. Stinky.

That's good.

Just found out she charges too much for my liking.

[QUOTE=Fumfn69]Raoul Duke, what's wrong with you? you spent that much? you're ruining it for all of us.[/QUOTE]

I told you I was an idiot. I have difficulty negotiating with someone who is pleasant to the eye.