Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=VaqueroNegro;4825568]I decided to roll the dice a third time at Relax after striking out twice already. As I've said, FS is not that important to me as I have other avenues of getting it when I'm in the mood. All I'm looking for is a hot girl to give me a decent massage and a HE. I already have a couple of girls that I see regularly, but I've been looking for a little variety lately. This time it turned out to be the one who went by Nicole at Honey. If I had known it was Nicole, I would have picked someone else due to her lackluster reviews on here, such as this one: [URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3450-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=3925671#post3925671[/URL], which captured my experience to a T.[/QUOTE]Actually the member you referred to had better experience than me. I had her when she just started at HS, and had absolute no idea what to do. That is the time that HS used to advertise on backpage, I had no account with USASG and I made my choices based on photos, hoping for some similarities, or recommendation by receptionists there. After becoming a regular, I have to say that I got some good recommendations from them. However, I admit my own choices were not good. Nicole was one of them, and the session was so bad that after 15 minutes or so (I usually take one hour) I asked her, should I flip? At the time I could bet she would not last more than a few months, but to my surprise she did. Anyway, from my bad experiences then, Britney, Valerie and Nicole remained there for long and Zoey, and Tessa (If I recall her name correctly) left.

[QUOTE=Harbors;4824789]Trying to get a rubmaps paid account. They let you pay with a credit card or bitcoin. I was going to buy a prepaid card but don't think that it will work.

Can anyone confirm? I am looking to contribute some Intel to these boards.[/QUOTE]Last time I used an Amazon gift card and it worked.

[QUOTE=ArchOwl;4824790]People don't go to F&C for sexy and young. They go there because it's dirt cheap[/QUOTE]I think you are totally wrong, 100% wrong. They have standard rates just like many other places that provide similar services. This might be a silly question but have you been there? Dirt cheap they are not and will laugh at you if you try. For sure you get what you're expecting there.

Ask for the tiny / short lady with skirt and heels.

The massage places in Orange County may be able to open as soon as Friday, June 12. One sent me a message today stating that they are accepting appointments, with the hope that they will be able to open sometime this weekend.

[QUOTE=RandyValarde77;4825392]I received a text from 6* today that Cherry, Bailey, Lisa, Tina, Coco and Emily are in West and Chloe, Amy, Cindy, Sherry are in other location. Not sure if this is accurate but this is what the text said.[/QUOTE]I received it yesterday. The first pic the was supposed to be Cherry was actually Aileen, a provider that quit a few months ago. Tho not a stunner, Aileen was a lot better looking than Cherry. Because of her attitude and looks, I can understand why her actual photo wasn't used.

Here is another pic of Aileen.

[QUOTE=Blrtum223;4825524]Got Debbie, unattractive mid 40's. Terrible massage and tried to jackhammer me. Told her to stop trying and clean me up. Gave her $. 2 tip for trying. Do not try her.

Took one for the team.[/QUOTE]Remember there's no I am team. LolWhoever posted about relax an was disappointed. I have one for you. Pm me. Remember this time when you come up to to the plate you will hit a homerun. Go Angels. But if you're not an angel fan I will have to kick you off the team. 😳.

[QUOTE=VaqueroNegro;4825689]I posted about her LOL. She does give a good massage and looks pretty good for late 30's-early 40's. Depending on her mood, she'll show her tits and let you touch them during the HJ, which is slow and sensual in contrast to the aforementioned Nicole who jackhammered my dick into oblivion. I was looking for more of a good B2 B "nuru" massage. I already have my favs but just looking to diversify my portfolio, haha.[/QUOTE]Is Jennifer back on the job??

[QUOTE=SaltyDog;4825851]I think you are totally wrong, 100% wrong. They have standard rates just like many other places that provide similar services. This might be a silly question but have you been there? Dirt cheap they are not and will laugh at you if you try. For sure you get what you're expecting there.

Ask for the tiny / short lady with skirt and heels.[/QUOTE]Dude, what he means by dirt cheap is not the cost of the session fee. Dirt cheap is the tip that mongers traditionally offer the providers of this place. So, don't mess it up by offering rates that you would give other shops.

[QUOTE=Harbors;4824789]Trying to get a rubmaps paid account. They let you pay with a credit card or bitcoin. I was going to buy a prepaid card but don't think that it will work.

Can anyone confirm? I am looking to contribute some Intel to these boards.[/QUOTE]What I do is pay via bitcoin there are lots of the bitcoin ATMs around in OC.

[QUOTE=SaltyDog;4825851]I think you are totally wrong, 100% wrong. They have standard rates just like many other places that provide similar services. This might be a silly question but have you been there? Dirt cheap they are not and will laugh at you if you try. For sure you get what you're expecting there.

Ask for the tiny / short lady with skirt and heels.[/QUOTE]Why would anyone wants to fuck old and ugly grandma? LOL.

There are better looking MILF at the other shop down couple streets.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;4825977]Remember there's no I am team.[/QUOTE]Yeah but there's an M and E in that mutherfucker.

RIP Kobe.

F&C is dirt cheap. Only rip off is entree fee. 35 hh and 40 hr you might as well pay for the full hr. Down the street you can get an hr for 30 bucks. But for any other service is retarded cheap. 40 bbjcim (multiple pops) and 60 for FS. I don't go because the woman aren't pretty and if I want to spent my money I would like to at least enjoy myself LOL. I find the used up white chicks on himaniplex cheaper and prettier than AMP these days.

Elite Paradise in LF is open by reservation only, they said to text when you get there and they'll open the back door. They changed locations and are now in the LA Fitness parking lot on Alicia.

They now only have two rooms and the house fee has increased to $60 for 30 minutes or $80 for 45 minutes. Personally that's more than I want to pay, especially since most the girls ask for $120 for nuru, but I figured I'd share for any of my south county brothers who are desperate for some nuru.

[QUOTE=OcAllen;4826907]F&C is dirt cheap. Only rip off is entree fee. 35 hh and 40 hr you might as well pay for the full hr. Down the street you can get an hr for 30 bucks. But for any other service is retarded cheap. 40 bbjcim (multiple pops) and 60 for FS. I don't go because the woman aren't pretty and if I want to spent my money I would like to at least enjoy myself LOL. I find the used up white chicks on himaniplex cheaper and prettier than AMP these days.[/QUOTE]Please tell us about the used up white chicks on himaniplex.

Besides breezy of course.

Thanks in advance.

Called ahead for Cindy. Even prettier than the pic that went out. Maybe 30 with the plus or minus you get with Chinese girls. Pretty white pants and blue top when I came in and when she gave me my water afterward. She was adamant about no FS or BJ but wasn't a shy girl. If a happy ending from a beautiful girl truly makes you happy then you've got to see her. I'm sure that some of you with more game than I (which is probably most of you) might move her to the dark side for us. But I'd also guess many a knight has broken his lance trying to storm that castle. Good luck boys.