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Wait! Who's missing their legs? Jolie or her dog?

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If you're a freak you'll like Jolie. Went and saw her yesterday and had a great time. She was quick to respond and we worked out $150 H with all the extras. Quiet Econo Lodge hotel room. First walking in I greeted by a dog upon entering (friendly). I was then shocked to find out that she ain't got no legs. I'd seen her a once early last year, but was unable to get back to her until now. The lack of legs doesn't hold her back any though. We did 69. She tasted great and has a bushy pussy if you're into that (I know I am). I bent over and she ate my ass for a while, got in there deep. Then BB mish into bbj with cim. She didn't stop sucking until I was drained. The only thing she wouldn't do was anal. I tried to eat her ass and her butt-hole was ticklish LOL. We talked for a bit. Very friendly. Had a good time. Will repeat.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=CountryBoy8;6855484]There are four or five new providers in Brandon with pretty much same ad but different phone numbers and pix. I reached out to two and both at same hotel? Am I being paranoid? 1st girls ad is different but same hotel.

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[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/tampa/167774763[/URL][/QUOTE]My opinion would be that it's not a sting but rather a scam. Listcrawler has about 8 legitimate providers and they have all been posting on there for ten years or more. I am not an expert of course and I was just responding to your post. The Tampa Talent pool is barely a puddle these days. There are less than 5 options under $300 and less than 10 options under $800 which again in my opinion is way way too much for any encounter. So that leaves the web sites just loaded with scams.

[QUOTE=Ejent;6606431]Can report that this one is real. She's a super slim, cute, girl next door type. She is in the TNC area for the most part. Former PP dancer, kind of getting back into the swing of things after having a baby. She's still very cute, tight where it matters, speaks Spanish if you love that, but her English game is great too. Tell her EJ sent you.

150 qv.

All covered, great performance.

She got into it a good amount, especially for being pretty shy.

She won't tickle everyone's fancy, and that's okay. But she provides and she's reliable.[/QUOTE]Better than ever, I might add. Still young cute and petite. YMMV but I had a fantastic time catching up with her. She's got her own room in a shared apartment, quiet and private. 580 and 92 will put you in the neighborhood if you're trying to be nearby and ready.

Tell her EJ sent you.

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[QUOTE=Reaper400;6855354]/ cept when your forever ATF passses away leaving you in the darkness in an broken down hobby filled with disappointments / ripoffs / low quality. Astrid what a loss. Miss her more and more every day. 2+ months later still not even had the desire to see anyone else not that there is much to choose from. Been doing this since 2006 and have noticed a steady downfall staring 6+ years ago. OF has put additional stresses on the hobby. I read the other day Britany spears could do OF and make an estimated 100 M a year. That site needs to be shut down. Eventually probably goanna end up VR like in demolition man.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_q-DhQwZog[/URL] Like so many things that have turned to shit these days (accelerating since 2020) but also social media. I am gratefull to have grown up when I did.[/QUOTE]That IS the exception, brother. But over time you could find another regular. Will she be a true Astrid replacement? No way. I mean, maybe. But she was uniquely gifted and cool. Yeah it is going down hill fast. Get one or 2 regulars and ride it out.

[QUOTE=GirthWorm;6856434]That IS the exception, brother. But over time you could find another regular. Will she be a true Astrid replacement? No way. I mean, maybe. But she was uniquely gifted and cool. Yeah it is going down hill fast. Get one or 2 regulars and ride it out.[/QUOTE]One of a kind been in the hobby since 2006 and never met anyone like her. There have been a few w equal or even a tad better w her specialty but she was more than that. Fuck there was this Argentina down in Lauderdale that was incredible. Silky smooth mouth, endless throat, Astrid level stamina who would suck and swallow every drop out. One of the few I did BBFS with same deal wet, right cat w some nice grip. South Florida used to be a gold mine. Years back it was like ordering off a menu decide what you wanted and make your choice between the agencies / websites there was always opportunities. Kinda feel for dudes getting in now. Entire different game. Hell years back while not my favorite thing the SW scene was bustling w talent that at least equal to beating what's available on Lc now. Pinellas and Tampa also represented some high quality. Fuk.

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If you're a freak you'll like Jolie. Went and saw her yesterday and had a great time. She was quick to respond and we worked out $150 H with all the extras. Quiet Econo Lodge hotel room. First walking in I greeted by a dog upon entering (friendly). I was then shocked to find out that she ain't got no legs. I'd seen her a once early last year, but was unable to get back to her until now. The lack of legs doesn't hold her back any though. We did 69. She tasted great and has a bushy pussy if you're into that (I know I am). I bent over and she ate my ass for a while, got in there deep. Then BB mish into bbj with cim. She didn't stop sucking until I was drained. The only thing she wouldn't do was anal. I tried to eat her ass and her butt-hole was ticklish LOL. We talked for a bit. Very friendly. Had a good time. Will repeat.[/QUOTE]The tranny in the pics throws me off.

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If you're a freak you'll like Jolie. Went and saw her yesterday and had a great time. She was quick to respond and we worked out $150 H with all the extras. Quiet Econo Lodge hotel room. First walking in I greeted by a dog upon entering (friendly). I was then shocked to find out that she ain't got no legs. I'd seen her a once early last year, but was unable to get back to her until now. The lack of legs doesn't hold her back any though. We did 69. She tasted great and has a bushy pussy if you're into that (I know I am). I bent over and she ate my ass for a while, got in there deep. Then BB mish into bbj with cim. She didn't stop sucking until I was drained. The only thing she wouldn't do was anal. I tried to eat her ass and her butt-hole was ticklish LOL. We talked for a bit. Very friendly. Had a good time. Will repeat.[/QUOTE]I can't believe I've become such a degenerate I'm entertaining this question: "Is she a legit bonified amputee? I'd have to add that with pregnant and midget to my bucket list.

[QUOTE=TTY954;6857227]I can't believe I've become such a degenerate I'm entertaining this question: "Is she a legit bonified amputee? I'd have to add that with pregnant and midget to my bucket list.[/QUOTE]I knew she was on crutches for a while, didn't know it had gone that far. Remember her as not having the best reputation a few years back, but don't really remember why.

No personal experience with midget or amputee's but I can confirm preggo is usually pretty fun, especially after the hormones kick in.

Please tell me someone else has caught the irony in the wording of her post that talks about standing her up.

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If you're a freak you'll like Jolie. Went and saw her yesterday and had a great time. She was quick to respond and we worked out $150 H with all the extras. Quiet Econo Lodge hotel room. First walking in I greeted by a dog upon entering (friendly). I was then shocked to find out that she ain't got no legs. I'd seen her a once early last year, but was unable to get back to her until now. The lack of legs doesn't hold her back any though. We did 69. She tasted great and has a bushy pussy if you're into that (I know I am). I bent over and she ate my ass for a while, got in there deep. Then BB mish into bbj with cim. She didn't stop sucking until I was drained. The only thing she wouldn't do was anal. I tried to eat her ass and her butt-hole was ticklish LOL. We talked for a bit. Very friendly. Had a good time. Will repeat.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BradMan318;6857372]Please tell me someone else has caught the irony in the wording of her post that talks about standing her up.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I caught it LOL.

[QUOTE=TTY954;6857227]I can't believe I've become such a degenerate I'm entertaining this question: "Is she a legit bonified amputee? I'd have to add that with pregnant and midget to my bucket list.[/QUOTE]She is a double amputee, about 6 inches above the knee for both legs.

A few months back hit her up when in the area to sample the oral skills. She was under the blanket when I walked in. Gave a decent BJ from the bed with me standing. When the sheets were removed I have to say I was paralyzed and shocked because nowhere in her ads does she state this. After the initial shock, the perv in me took over cause all I could see was a literal "spinner". Different positions. Tight cooch with a good grip. Overall ok visit.

Would I visit again? Probably not, not a fan of deception and average service level for me. But as always YMMV & different strokes for different folks.

I see what you did there. LOL. I used to see Jolie years ago pre COVID for bargain BJ's. Surprised to see she is still kicking, well figuratively.

[QUOTE=BradMan318;6857372]Please tell me someone else has caught the irony in the wording of her post that talks about standing her up.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TTY954;6857227]I can't believe I've become such a degenerate I'm entertaining this question: "Is she a legit bonified amputee? I'd have to add that with pregnant and midget to my bucket list.[/QUOTE]Straight from the "I didn't know I needed that" rabbit hole, please tell us who the midget, ahen, small person was. LOL! Any chance it was a local Bay Area provider? I've seen ads in LC / EB / MP before but just assumed they were scams. That has been on my bucket list for years.

Ha, and now watch the Jolie GPS rates kick in as she's probably blowing the fuck up right now. LOL! You all know our local group is thinking what I'm thinking. Who knew we had a bucket list provider so close? Saw she recently posted doubles with a TS provider for those who like to walk on that side of the street too. You know she's got to be thinking, "wow, I'm blowing up and busier than I have been in years, wonder what's going on?" I'll make sure to tell her she's welcome when I leave. LOL! Enjoy brothers!

[QUOTE=Rockit;6857862]Straight from the "I didn't know I needed that" rabbit hole, please tell us who the midget, ahen, small person was. LOL! Any chance it was a local Bay Area provider? I've seen ads in LC / EB / MP before but just assumed they were scams. That has been on my bucket list for years.

Ha, and now watch the Jolie GPS rates kick in as she's probably blowing the fuck up right now. LOL! You all know our local group is thinking what I'm thinking. Who knew we had a bucket list provider so close? Saw she recently posted doubles with a TS provider for those who like to walk on that side of the street too. You know she's got to be thinking, "wow, I'm blowing up and busier than I have been in years, wonder what's going on?" I'll make sure to tell her she's welcome when I leave. LOL! Enjoy brothers![/QUOTE]Man I wish I found one, seems there have been maybe only two legit little ones in town in the past 15 years.

, and I missed them both. Still on my list though, as is preggers, deaf and amputee, already did bald and toothless and granny. My issue is they have to be somewhat cute, and Jolie looks like a beanbag.

[QUOTE=Hngblkm;6857406]She is a double amputee, about 6 inches above the knee for both legs.

A few months back hit her up when in the area to sample the oral skills. She was under the blanket when I walked in. Gave a decent BJ from the bed with me standing. When the sheets were removed I have to say I was paralyzed and shocked because nowhere in her ads does she state this. After the initial shock, the perv in me took over cause all I could see was a literal "spinner". Different positions. Tight cooch with a good grip. Overall ok visit.

Would I visit again? Probably not, not a fan of deception and average service level for me. But as always YMMV & different strokes for different folks.[/QUOTE]She must have lost weight then, like significant weight then, because in none of her pictures does she look even close to a spinner. That's a real turn around report for her compared to past reports and right on cue the perv contingent is going to reward her in a way. I mean this is hilarious. Not because of her situation. That is NOT funny. But how dudes will go from "not with my worst enemy's dick" to "did you say amputee! LMAO I love this board.

EDIT: She needs to update her pics too then, because someone said fuzzy pussy and her pics show a very nice clean bald pussy that actually looks edible to me.