Re: Wet / wild, not sure tbh
[QUOTE=Stavka41;6664387]Anyone have info / update on this one? I saw in October somebody sent her ad to STG and LE involved, but she keeps posting. I chatted with her a bit last night but it was late and nothing happened.
[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/milwaukee/female-escorts/caucasian_w/wet-and-wild/341404719114[/URL][/QUOTE]Yeah, I saw the same post mentioning LE that you mentioned, and curiosity got the better of me so I messaged her to ask about it. She seemed genuinely freaked out and confused by that post. Otherwise she seemed ok but I did not end up meeting her. No idea what it could have been but the reporter's "unable to share more details" kind of sounded like bullshit to me.
Too Long! (Minutes, not inches)
[QUOTE=Oakly;6664388]Doing the same to a hooker is a different story. Later on I had a regular hooker and we were instant friends. It got so that when she would come to town she would call me and we would get a room. I would pay for the room and in return we would have a multi hour constant fuck session. She would quiver so bad at the end she could barely stand and couldn't hold a cigarette. Also like you, those days are gone and I'm lucky to stay hard long enough to finish the job. Oh well, I have the memories.[/QUOTE]Yes, hookers were a different story. Most of them were used to guys that would discharge dick-snot in a couple of minutes. "Skeet baby, skeet. " I heard that over and over. Britches that would quit on me because I took too long. Def had to to the $20 and $10 when I cum routine. Even then, some would quit. What the fuck? Are there a bunch of two-minute wonders face-fucking street meat? Thank god I got a UTR that never quits on me now. If I can get my noodle [I]al dente[/I] and beat the fucker like a Russian deserter, she'll hang with me until I'm done. Thank god for patience! Who knew that would become an attribute more important than freakiness?
Coochie (The Incredible Mr. Limpest*) Eater.
God Bless You All.
*Yes, it's a Don Knotts reference.