Pleasant Surprise at "AMP" (LMP) in Deerfield
I originally posted this in the Pompano section first accidentally in the "Escort Reports" section, then correctly in the "Massage Parlor Reports" area. I though this would be good in the Ft Lauderdale / Broward section, as well.
My barber was recently in the SE Boca area, and decided to visit an old haunt that he used to go to back in the old Indi days, 7th Heaven "Oriental" Massage just over the Palm Beach / Broward line in Deerfield. He hadn't been there in about 10 years, or so, and he was somewhat surprised it was still there. It's in the same plaza as JByrd's Muddy Waters, just west of Military, right off Hillsboro Blvd, for those familiar with the area. Upon walking in, nothing looked out of place, or any different than what his memory recalled, distant as it was. He didn't hear any bell go off, or any other audible sign that anyone was alerted to his presence upon walking in to the foyer entrance. He waited almost two minutes- or more- before he was greeted. Instead of the usual mamasan, or thick mid-forties Asian woman, it was an absolutely stunning tall and slender latina in a halter top (nice boobs), and very revealing yoga shorts and high heels. Excellent body- like a model- with darker skin, and brunette long hair with blonde highlights, and a very pretty face. With the heels, she was almost 5'10", which my barber liked very much. Shocked at how beautiful she was, he immediately produced the. 80 house fee. He tried to act like he wasn't picking his jaw up off the table, that this was routine to find someone that sexy in a MP. He asked if there was a table shower, and was told there was-- there wasn't, but the lady didn't speak much English. It somehow still didn't register to my barber that this was NO LONGER and AMP, but is now an LMP (even though the signage on the building and the door still say, "7th Heaven Oriental Massage" Thinking that it was AMP when walking in, my barber brought his usual 2 Franklins, to cover both the house fee, and still cover the tip-usually. 60 for Tier 1 service, with a little extra to negotiate a broader menu, if available. Since his AMP hobbying days are more and more infrequent as he ages, he can justify the little bit of indulgence. He was led to the room, with the setup being very similar to what he remembered. She said she's be back and disappeared, while my barber stripped down and got comfy. She came back and asked for the house fee, then said, "and 200 for me. ", for a total of 280. He told her that he only had 120 left, and she made a motion that it would be Tier 1 service, and not the full menu, which was obviously on the table. She downgraded him to a half hour, so she could increase her gratuity by 20-- that would normally be a turnoff to my barber, but he really didn't care at this point. Before any of you in the peanut gallery jumps all over my barber friend for being too generous, and helping to inflate prices, just be aware that 1) this is not my barber's first rodeo, as he was a lifetime HR on the old board for more than 10 years back in the glory days, so he's no stranger to the hobby, and 2) my barber's admittedly limited experience with LMP's still showed that 280 or 300 for CFS in LMP's is actually quite common, so he just rolled with it (he said he even contemplated going back to the car to get more dough to get the full experience there-- she was THAT attractive).
After he delivered the house fee- and the tip up front (again, pretty standard for LMPs) she led him in his robe to the free standing shower (NOT a table shower), and my barber was disappointed-- but now it finally fully hit him that any expectation of an AMP experience here would be not realistic, which was fine, by the looks of things so far. Since he was just going to be alone in the shower, he decided to just quickly rinse off there, and not waste valuable massage time. He went back after about 60 seconds in the shower and laid face down on the table back in the massage room, but on the way back, right after leaving the shower, he caught a glimpse of another attendant- with a SMOKING hot body, lighter skin, and more of an auburn color hair. He thought this might be worth exploring more on a future visit! Once back in the room, the silence gave way to Sade's first album, piped in on a pretty good sound system, which my barber thought was a nice touch, as it was a good sign of what was about to happen. The attendant who greeted him at the door came back in the room, and was immediately friendly, disrobing ALL of her clothes, to reveal he banging hot body. She asked "oil, or lotion? To which my barber said oil is fine. She started on the upper back, and extended her arms to go all the way to his glutes. The notion of her boobs almost touching his back as she ran her hands down from his shoulder to his ass (she was at the top of the table, with her hips and lady parts just an inch or so away from his head) got my barber quite excited. She continued on with the massage, working the legs and ass, and rubbing up against "the boys" in a most accommodating and hospitable way.
It was time for the flip-- she sat on the table next to my barber, who roamed all over her amazing body (no finger insertion allowed), which helped raise his little guy, and my barber didn't get much rest, and had a bit too much to drink the night before, so he needed all the help he could get. Her breathing graduated to a slight moaning, which was not fake sounding, or over the top. The eagle finally landed, and my barber reached the destination he was looking for. The two exchanged pleasantries, and my barber found out she goes by "Ellie". He should have asked what the other hottie's name was, but he didn't, which he now regrets. All in all-- this was a very pleasant surprise for my barber, who was getting jaded about being greeted by frumpy older Asian women, who he wouldn't find attractive enough to hit on in real life. He walked in with 2 Benjamins, so that was what he was willing to lose, in exchange for a unique and refreshing experience. While 2 Benjy's is obviously a LOT for a nude HJ, even for my barber, who had a good month cutting hair, it was totally worth it to him. Hearing his perspective certainly peaked my curiosity, so I'm sure I'll be dropping in one day soon.
Happy Hobbying, and stay safe out there!
Structural Integration Pro
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I know this one seems super legit, and while I'd be a little concerned that someone without degrees / licenses from an accredited institution is doing chiropractic work on me, it's that condition which also entices me to think there could be more to find out. Find her on IG at stuctural. Integration. Pro.
Amazing Oriental Massage. Davie
A friend of mine went in for an hour massage recently (. 7 / hour). This place has gone downhill, greeted by older lady with limp. No tease or play during massage, nor was the massage all that good. Tried to do the full body sheet cover before flip, but my friend "clumsily" got it tangled up when turning over. Technique for HE was pretty great, but it was all a means to an end for the therapist. Friend tipped. 4 and scurried away. Friend didn't get her name, but previous visits were pretty much in line with friends experience there over the last couple years. My friend highly recommends avoiding this spa and will do so himself. Unless you are craving a Laspada's sub after your session.
