Suggestions for SE parlors?
I've never tried visiting one of the Massage Parlors in PDX.
Anyone have any good suggestions for a few on the SE to check out that tend to have a full range of services?
Went to CNE TLDR Rub and Tug place
I went to CNE Massage over on Canyon Ln. I picked them because they had a table shower. $50 for a half hour plus $20 for the table shower. I was there so I said Fuck it and paid the fee. I saw Lili, typical 40 something chubby Chinese woman. Not sure what she looked like because she never took of her mask. Everything is dark here. They keep the lights low. They do this because the place is filthy. I've been to some dive parlors before, this one was easy top 10 for dirty. I was offered to take my shower first or at the end. I opted for the end because I realized early on this would be a rub and tug only place and I don't like going home oily. Lili used a lot of oil, I was bathing in it. But it allowed her to give me a rather nice sensual massage. She played a lot with my ass and taint while she massaged the rest of me. On the flip she started a very well lubricated rub while massaging my prostate. She got pretty deep with her probing so if you are not into that you may want to pass. OTC hand roaming was allowed, I didn't try for under but I could pretty much touch her wherever. After I was done went to the table shower where she did a very nice job washing my whole body making sure to wash the sensitive parts really well. Would I go back here, no. Lili was nice but I have no idea what she looked like because of the mask. Plus the place is really dirty, that bugs me. There are much better times to be had elsewhere but I wanted to share my experience so that you all have this info. Now someone can take my review and pass it off as their own on one of the other MP sites so that you can get VIP for free. Damage, $50 hour, $20 for table shower, $60 for tip based off how far her finger was up my ass.
Yes, CNE has a table shower
[QUOTE=WestSidePunter;6041897]CNE doesn't have a table shower.[/QUOTE]Yes they do. Its in the back bathroom across from the room the workers hang out in. Its a black table in the shower stall. I don't understand why you would make a post to say something doesn't exist when in fact it does. Hell I had to pay extra to use it. Maybe its new since you went last, but I assure you there is a table shower there and I used it!
Probably going to get flamed for this but you only live once.
I've done pretty much everything I've wanted to do at an AMP. Want to push the envelope and try something new at an AMP. It involves one masseuse and a bi or heteroflexible guy. Don't want to go into too many details but if this piques anyone's interest and you know of an AMP that may be open to this, send me a PM. Not trying to offend anyone, I just want to do something I've been thinking about for awhile.
AMP is probably not the right venue
[QUOTE=PMThomas;6043671]I've done pretty much everything I've wanted to do at an AMP. Want to push the envelope and try something new at an AMP. It involves one masseuse and a bi or heteroflexible guy. Don't want to go into too many details but if this piques anyone's interest and you know of an AMP that may be open to this, send me a PM. Not trying to offend anyone, I just want to do something I've been thinking about for awhile.[/QUOTE]I think you're going to have a hard time finding a provider willing to go for that in an AMP setting. It's pretty hard to pretend it's "just a massage" when it's two customers at the same time and there's risk to the girl to be alone with two men, especially in places where the girl is working alone, unI think you're more likely to find what you want elsewhere. You can probably even get it for free on some place like fetlife if you can find a swinger couple looking for a third.
Avoid "Sally" at Lucky on Cornell
Saw "Sally" at Lucky today. She pantomimed boom-boom while fully clothed. Negotiated BJ and she produced Saran Wrap. No thanks. A dispirited HJ followed with limited utc roaming. I couldn't even finish. Do not recommend.
I've seen three providers at that place now and two of them have been lousy. I think I just got lucky the first time. Don't think I'll be going back.
Bleah.