Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Dickisslick]This section is really taking a downward turn. We need to have a massage section called "You are not getting a HE at this massage parlor...ever." [/QUOTE]

It's funny cuz it's true.

There are two things with that, however. For me, and a lot of other guys on here, I like it to be a surprise. I don't want to feel like I'm going to an escort. It's way more pleasurable if you think you're not going to get it, but then do.

Secondly, 9 out of 10 girls that will most definitely do an HE are terrible at the massage. and that just sucks.

Saw Kelly today she is located in the city in the old Continetal Building on Olive St. Massage $800 Topless $ Nude $20 The massage was just ok it included a HE. She is a pretty black woman about 30 years old with nice boobs (fake) touching allowed. A one hour massage lasted about 45min. YMMV

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[QUOTE=Noedger8]It's funny cuz it's true.

There are two things with that, however. For me, and a lot of other guys on here, I like it to be a surprise. I don't want to feel like I'm going to an escort. It's way more pleasurable if you think you're not going to get it, but then do.

Secondly, 9 out of 10 girls that will most definitely do an HE are terrible at the massage. and that just sucks.[/QUOTE]
The good, un-rushed massage with the anticipation, and expectation, of an excellent finish is getting harder and harder to find. So, some of us continue to waste our money hoping that we can get a breakthrough.

Yes it was a typo, eighty dollars for the massage.

Anyone tried Danielle? 618=580=73xx

Craigslist,South County, Hot looking blonde milf.

[QUOTE=Dickisslick]This section is really taking a downward turn. We need to have a massage section called "You are not getting a HE at this massage parlor...ever." In it we can have discussions such as: "did her hands ever get close to the goods?" "I got an awesome amount of "incidental" contact at Evergreen on Barrett Station last week. She made it a point to use the towel very deliberately on that area while smiling." New curtains at Sunrise...someone must have gotten something.[/QUOTE]The posts are lame because the providers of late are lame, a good massage and HE don't seem to be in the same place anymore, since you called everyone out for reporting perhaps you have some one stop shops to recommend.

Anyone seen this young AA lady?

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/oh-yes-chocolate-massage-23/3649601[/url]

[QUOTE=Stlconnoisseur]Anyone seen this young AA lady?

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/oh-yes-chocolate-massage-23/3649601[/url][/QUOTE]I haven't seen this girl but I think she works out of the same place as Summer, who I have dreamt about several times. The massage is nothing to write home about, but there is a HE (HR only). I dreamt about her for 45 min. in a braw and panties for .80 and nude for $. She really isn't into it to much, but she is Really good looking with a BB(bubble butt) that you can touch.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relaxing-massage-with-sexy-angel/3954265[/url]

[QUOTE=Shooter 3]Anyone tried Danielle? 618=580=73xx

Craigslist,South County, Hot looking blonde milf.[/QUOTE]

The search feature is your friend.

[QUOTE=Northstar1]since you called everyone out for reporting perhaps you have some one stop shops to recommend.[/QUOTE]

There are numerous ones and all have been reported here numerous times (Short quick list: Dee, Debbie, Sharon, Denise, Karen, Andrea, Angie, Molly) Eight names come immeadiately to mind that I have seen. The purpose of my post was to ask why some of us keep beating their head on a wall at places that time after time have been reported as no action in that regard and be disappointed when their result is the same thing.

[QUOTE=Noedger8]

There are two things with that, however. For me, and a lot of other guys on here, I like it to be a surprise. I don't want to feel like I'm going to an escort. It's way more pleasurable if you think you're not going to get it, but then do.
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If that is what you are in it for, fine, I just don't have a large enough disposable income to keep throwing away when I want a HE at the end of the massage. Two of your own previous reports on Evergreen included comments that you left with blue balls and not to beat a dead horse but (there isn't anything happening there). No offense, but these are your own prior comments at a place you then went back to a 3rd time after this and stated again no HE, but you did get contact with a towel. Best of luck with your surprise. I guess I want to have better odds concerning a HE at the end. I can play the lottery if I want to be surprised when I beat the odds.

[QUOTE=Dickisslick]If that is what you are in it for, fine, I just don't have a large enough disposable income to keep throwing away....[/QUOTE]


I made it clear that readers would probably get nothing for the sake of providing an accurate report. I'm a poor ass as well.. But I still feel way better spending $50 on a really awesome 1-hour massage and perhaps building enough raport to getting an awesome massage with an HE than spending $. for an hour massage, which lasts 30 minutes with a hurried, mechanical HE. I walk away from those feeling shitty and ripped off every time.

To each there own.

[QUOTE=Shooter 3]Anyone tried Danielle? 618=580=73xx

Craigslist,South County, Hot looking blonde milf.[/QUOTE]
Yes, dreamed about her a few times. Get to know her and you will like. Not a GFE tho.

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My first post here, though I have been a long time lurker.

I will be seeing Heidi in tomorrow. She posts on Backpage in the Massage section. Here is the link:

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/full-body-massage-30-and-60-min/4085194[/url]

Anyone have any info before I toftt?

She mentions: "Preference is a married/single white professional male." , too bad. She looks hot-cute in the pictures.

[QUOTE=Turbo Pwr], . . . This Michelle has peaked my interest.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/looking-for-an-erotic-and-sensual-massage/2698251[/url]

I saw two reviews that made sense. I just want to know is she still active. No bp postings for weeks.

Clues? N E one.[/QUOTE]