Megan - new girl on the K
Picked up Megan tonight. 21yrs old, 5'6", 125#, A-cup, brown hair, sweet girl, good attitude and descent BBBJCIM. She was wearing a red halter top and tight jeans tonight. She was clean, made up, nice outfit, etc. Don't think she's on the heavy drugs (or if she is, she hides it real well).
She says she used to escort in Jersey and is new to the K. I tried to find some info on her in the Jersey section, but couldn't find anything.
You guys need to work on her pricing though. She wanted $50 BBBJ and $100 FS. I couldn't get her below $40 for BBBJCIMwS, but she was really cute and I didn't want to keep looking. So, the new bar with her is $40 on BBBJCIM -- get her down to $30 and you'll have a heck of a deal for the quality of girl.
Megan - a waste of time on the K
I had actually meant to post this review yesterday - I ran into this Megan chick (the subject of the report directly below this) on Monday evening at about 11 pm. Right at K&A. She motioned me around the corner and got into the car. She looked attractive, and was dressed in clean clothes and put together. I thought I might be in for some fun, since she said she was drunk, and sometimes that makes for quite a session. However, things quickly took a turn.
What Megan is: a girl who is selling her ass on the K who thinks she's too good to be out there. She talks a lot of shit about other girls on the Ave and proudly boasted that she was an escort "and gets $250 an hour." I told her that wasn't going to happen and that I was only in for K rates; if she was looking for more than the rate for where she was working, I could drop her off.
She backed off her ridiculous demands and made the slightly less ridiculous demand of $50 for a CBJ. I told her I still thought that was absurd and that I wasn't about to give her two dimes for a CBJ in the first place (to me, that's like washing your hands with gloves on, and it takes me long enough to cum without one anyway). She finally relented, huffing and puffing indignantly, and agreed to $40 for a BBBJ. More than I'd typically pay, but she was clean, fairly pretty and young, so I said OK. A mistake.
We find a good spot and park. She dawdles ridiculously. She makes absolutely no move to go down on me, instead just jerking at me lackadaisically "to get it hard." I told her that her disinterested handjob wouldn't have that effect (it was just annoying, tell you the truth) and that I paid her for a BJ - if she didn't want to give me one, I'd give her $20 for her trouble and take her right back.
She reluctantly goes to work, for about 30 seconds, and makes a big show of gagging after she gets about an inch into her mouth, returning to her lame handjob efforts. With some repeat urging, she goes down on me again, but her oral skills absolutely were pitiful. I asked for a little attention to the boys, and she outright refused, again talking about how she gets $250 and how ridiculous I was for wanting her to lick balls for 40.
That did it. I told her she was pathetic at her job and that anyone who'd pay her $250 an hour would have had to be either desperate or stupid. I reminded her she was in a service business, and that her attitude and service were terrible. I also told her in no uncertain terms that her pussy wasn't made of gold, and that despite her high and mighty attitude, from where I was sitting she was still selling her ass on the K even if she thought she was too good to be doing so. Finally, I told her that with her lousy sexual skills and arrogant attitude, she'd make some poor loser an excellent wife, but as a prostitute, she was an utter washout. She said it was the first complaint she'd had - I assured her it wouldn't be the last.
Reluctantly I took her back to the K - would've rather told her to get out and walk back but I wasn't feeling quite that mean. On the way back, she asked what 40 percent of 40 dollars was, and I burst out laughing: "You mean with all that attitude, you have to turn over 60 percent to your PIMP?" I was almost on the floor.
She asked me why I thought it was funny and I told her that her pimp would probably be able to adjust her attitude with his right hand, and unless she got wise she should probably get used to pain. She seemed really upset, which I took to mean she was new to working for a pimp and was just realizing how deep in she really was. On her way out of the car, she had the balls to ask for another five bucks for cigarettes but I told her to take it out of her 40 percent. I considered flicking my lit cig at her but again, not feeling that mean.
Obviously, YMMV with this one. Tempted to think that I had some motivational effect since the next night she apparently had a better attitude. Stay away from this one, there are FAR better providers out there for less money who have better skills, better attitudes and at least equal looks. As for me, I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire. One of my all-time worsts. If anyone does decide to date her, bring her down a notch, she needs it.
