Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=West Central;1225757]I don't usually seek release in the SC, but sometimes it's pretty obvious that the opportunity will be there. I've done it several times, and I know others on this board have as well. It's not as uncommon as some people think. (It's also not as common as some other people think; I have misinformed friends who think it's automatic to get a BJ during a private dance.) I have also been known to bring a raincoat to a particularly stormy club, but I have also been caught out in the weather without one during unexpected downpours. I was actually appalled the first time I visited a popular club an hour north of Indy when the entertainer caught my soldiers in her hand and proceeded to wipe them behind the chair.[/QUOTE]I always thought I was smarter than the average bear because I have been bringing gear for over 20 yrs, mind you that meant I spent the 20 before that unprepared. Of course after joining here I found that most everyone I met from here had the same trick in the bag. I was sitting on a stool behind a half wall I am sure many of you have known when a really hot girl who came up and took the fellas out for some air, she said she would be glad to help me out, just run to the restroom and wrap up. I had to explain that I didn't bring one in with me, which she seemed to find amusing and odd because that was the thing you should always do if you wanted"help" and I was embarrassed I was both so ignorant and unprepared. She said not to worry, took one out of her purse and put it on for me and away we went. The girls that are with the program really appreciate not getting slimed and those that aren't are even more appreciative if you can no longer hold out and have to let go. True the very rare and unlikely innocent young dancer may notice and just think you a perv, but normally it is more like a name tag that lets them know if not why you are there that you at least are in the game. One of the ways I often pick the next dancer I want to see is to watch and see how many guys she dances for that come out of the back and head directly and sheepishly out the door, often with large wet spots where they must have spilled their drink. I do however check to see that the ones that seem to have spilled the drink on the patron take time to run back and at least make an attempt to freshen up.
P.S. The girl who schooled me on the proper club manners also happened to become one of the best take out friends I ever had, she was something, and the sign to me that the days of always getting it free in clubs was coming to an end and that my age was going to dictate that dating them wasn't going to always be an option and it would be easier to just ante up in the beginning. A passage of sorts, damn she was fine.

Is this what's it's like sitting around a campfire, trying to "out-tell" stories about the great "Strip Club Caper"? I am laughing my azz off about the quick-draw thing, but I still have to say, and this is just my. 02, there's a time and a place for this, and it's not the VIP room at Brad's. I actually drove by Brad's last night and didn't have enough "something," not courage,"gumption" maybe? I just can't find the right word at this time, to park the car and walk in. Thanks for the campfire, I mean "circle-jerk" stories, though.

BFDeal.

[QUOTE=Ilapp; 1225874]I always thought I was smarter than the average bear because I have been bringing gear for over 20 yrs, mind you that meant I spent the 20 before that unprepared. Of course after joining here I found that most everyone I met from here had the same trick in the bag. I was sitting on a stool behind a half wall I am sure many of you have known when a really hot girl who came up and took the fellas out for some air, she said she would be glad to help me out, just run to the restroom and wrap up. I had to explain that I didn't bring one in with me, which she seemed to find amusing and odd because that was the thing you should always do if you wanted"help" and I was embarrassed I was both so ignorant and unprepared. She said not to worry, took one out of her purse and put it on for me and away we went. The girls that are with the program really appreciate not getting slimed and those that aren't are even more appreciative if you can no longer hold out and have to let go. True the very rare and unlikely innocent young dancer may notice and just think you a perv, but normally it is more like a name tag that lets them know if not why you are there that you at least are in the game. One of the ways I often pick the next dancer I want to see is to watch and see how many guys she dances for that come out of the back and head directly and sheepishly out the door, often with large wet spots where they must have spilled their drink. I do however check to see that the ones that seem to have spilled the drink on the patron take time to run back and at least make an attempt to freshen up.

P. S. The girl who schooled me on the proper club manners also happened to become one of the best take out friends I ever had, she was something, and the sign to me that the days of always getting it free in clubs was coming to an end and that my age was going to dictate that dating them wasn't going to always be an option and it would be easier to just ante up in the beginning. A passage of sorts, damn she was fine. [/QUOTE]

It is good to know that this is at least a somewhat common practice among some.I have only regretted being unprepared once, which caused a nice young lady at the Hugger to catch my regrettable error on her calf while she was playing "hide my thumb." The nice thing was that I overshot the shorts entirely and stayed clean myself, but was so mortified that I did my own "clean-up on aisle three" and quickly departed immediately thereafter.

It's not an every-time occurrence or goal for me, but I am always ready should the opportunity arise.I have still never received anything nearing a BJ or FS in a club, and I've only played "the magical disappearing digits" twice in the 15 or so years I've been going to clubs.I have also never dropped enough cheddar for the VIP or champagne room.I've only been asked to wrap up by a dancer once, as I was on my way to do just that.I just happen to really enjoy the grind of a nice ass.

One other advantage financially is that I save myself money by only packing one at a time, and if I forget to replace it, it keeps me from going to the club.

[QUOTE=BFDeal; 1225895]Is this what's it's like sitting around a campfire, trying to "out-tell" stories about the great "Strip Club Caper"? I am laughing my azz off about the quick-draw thing, but I still have to say, and this is just my.02, there's a time and a place for this, and it's not the VIP room at Brad's.I actually drove by Brad's last night and didn't have enough "something," not courage,"gumption" maybe? I just can't find the right word at this time, to park the car and walk in.Thanks for the campfire, I mean "circle-jerk" stories, though.

BFDeal.[/QUOTE]

Made a quick trip to HH yesterday afternoon. Hadn't been in awhile- very nice young black girl- Jayla- got me going. Anymore to be had with her- she was fun in the back but since first trip- not too much forecoming.

N

Work has put me on the west side for a while and has given me a chance to visit Pure Passion a few times. They have a number of very attractive dancers, particularly if you like curvy black girls. The daytime manager is pretty hot herself, a red head who was a former Harem House dance. Know take out is available with at least one of the girls, but intend to check on several others.

I've been going to SC's for many many years and I've never heard of anyone actually having a "release". At least not the friends I go with. Dude, that's disgusting. Wrapped or not. I don't want to sit in your funk! I'm going to take a shower. Completely creeped out!

[QUOTE=Eros69;1226798]I've been going to SC's for many many years and I've never heard of anyone actually having a "release". At least not the friends I go with. Dude, that's disgusting. Wrapped or not. I don't want to sit in your funk! I'm going to take a shower. Completely creeped out![/QUOTE]Eros.

Naive about the mechanics (or plumbing) of SC's. You have got to be shitting me here guy. You have never heard of this; (release in a SC). If you have been to many clubs (as it sounds like you have) you have no doubt sat in some dried DNA along the way, at the very least. Or maybe it wasn't dried and you just thought someone spilled a drink. (hope you don't lose too much sleep about this revelation tonight.)

Next time in. Take a pocket sized black light with you into the VIP or private dance area. It will probably be your last trip to any SC. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news brother, but these happenings are more frequent than you might imagine.

I'm not a real active attendee of SC's, (just never got much thrill out of it really) but a good buddy is a real regular. Happened to be in a couple SC's with him a couple of days ago, (not in Indy) , and we were in this one place for not more than 5 mins and I had turned down an offer to have the pool drained. (maybe I just looked like I needed it real bad, who knows). It happens everyday. Now I'm not saying that it does at BBF or PT's or others that I am not that familiar with, (but I am NOT naive enought to think that it doesn't either) but it is common place in the industry, whether you knew it or not.

Wonder what you will do for entertainment now, since you won't be going to SC's anymore (after this gross-out)?

Now I don't feel like I'm sitting on an island when it comes to this whole "man gravy" thing. I just don't know how any place that calls itself a respectable "gentlemen's" club can turn its head (maybe not the right word) while charging admission and totally ignoring something like this. Bottom line is if I was a strip club owner, I would have cameras everywhere, and if I saw someone openly dispensing their tarter sauce anywhere on the property, I would call the police and that person would be barred for life. Finally, my real. 02 on this subject!

Keeping it safe and real.

BFDeal.

[QUOTE=Eros69;1226798]I've been going to SC's for many many years and I've never heard of anyone actually having a "release". At least not the friends I go with. Dude, that's disgusting. Wrapped or not. I don't want to sit in your funk! I'm going to take a shower. Completely creeped out![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BFDeal; 1226859]Now I don't feel like I'm sitting on an island when it comes to this whole "man gravy" thing. I just don't know how any place that calls itself a respectable "gentlemen's" club can turn its head (maybe not the right word) while charging admission and totally ignoring something like this. Bottom line is if I was a strip club owner, I would have cameras everywhere, and if I saw someone openly dispensing their tarter sauce anywhere on the property, I would call the police and that person would be barred for life. Finally, my real. 02 on this subject!

Keeping it safe and real.

BFDeal.[/QUOTE]I'm shocked! Shocked I tell you, to hear that ejaculation is taking place in this establishment!

Actually, I'm much more shocked to hear that there are guys on here who live such sheltered lives. I've never achieved a "release" in a strip club. I'm just not one of those "quick draw" guys. Just ask any escort I've visited. But if I did have the talent for it, I'd be swinging for the fence on every visit.

LMFAO

I still don't understand what is so great about HH. Half of the girls are attractive, half are not. All of them expect tips just for watching them dance (or not even watching). The dances aren't full of goodies at all and the whole atmosphere isn't very friendly. I've been there a few times and don't see the rave at all.

[QUOTE=Scup1958; 1226988]I'm shocked! Shocked I tell you, to hear that ejaculation is taking place in this establishment!

LMFAO[/QUOTE]Do I smell the hint of a Fark subby?

God I love that site.

[QUOTE=Glaucon; 1227375]Do I smell the hint of a Fark subby?

God I love that site.[/QUOTE]I wasn't familiar with the term fark, but I guess I've been a farker all my life. (Urban Dictionary Definition 1-sub2). Thanks for introducing me to the site. Now to find a lady to help me achieve Urban Dictionary Definition 6.

[QUOTE=Scup1958; 1226988]I'm shocked! Shocked I tell you, to hear that ejaculation is taking place in this establishment!

Actually, I'm much more shocked to hear that there are guys on here who live such sheltered lives.[/QUOTE]I'm even more shocked that anyone who has visited a strip club, and knows what the business is about (scantily clad, or even nude, women rubbing against a man's genitalia) , could be even the least bit surprised that ejaculation occurs in the club. I had that much figured out before I ever walked in the front door of Roosters.

I just finished watching "From Dusk to Dawn". Oh, how I wish I could see a girl who looks like Salma Hayek doing a dance with a python like in that movie. If a girl at one our local clubs tried it, though, the python would probably wrap itself around her neck and try choking her to death.

I've been a regular at PT's for the last few months. It's gone downhill since my ATF favorite Gizelle is no longer there. This week I decided to try Classy Chassy. While the quality of the girls or the club is not as high as PT's I had a surprisingly good time. There were a few attractive dancers and lots of hands roaming, one may have slipped up the leg of my shorts. I'll be back on my next visit to Indianapolis.

If any one knows where Gizelle is now working, please let me know