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I was on a search for Coco, and ended up here for a massage. This place up near the strip club is pretty busy despite being hidden in a side street. Got an older woman who was probably mamasan, said fridays are busy and she took care of me. The massage was short and to the point with a strong finish, nice firm grip. Got to see the other masseuse and may go back if I don't find coco first (which I have but that's a different story).
Hey guys,
I was driving to my new job and saw this place called A-1 massage and when I looked for information online I found some weird reviews. Does anyone have any experience with this place?
[QUOTE=Johnnyjax23;3332374]I'll be honest I'm more of a lurker than a poster so my apologies to the senior members here, but just wanted to say thanks for the great info and for trying to be discrete about the fine establishments! Come on guys, follow the clues and do the time / visits! Took me 2 tries but I have become quite a fan of the L on B that's being discussed! Also thanks for the invaluable tipping advice!
Happy hunting!
[blue]Actually it's a ridiculous idea because it accomplishes nothing. They think that somehow the cops haven't known about ALL these places long before they found them, they do, cops don't use this forum, all cops do all day long is find out about shit like this. When somebody tells them to bust hookers they bust hookers.
It's just fucking stupid but I guess it makes them feel like Tony Montana or something.
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]That's exactly right!
I used to wonder, if people really believed that using all the code language protected anything. I don't anymore, they really believe it LOL.
AMPs get busted and closed down when they become a nuisance to the other businesses around them, they become a nuisance to the community, sometimes it's just a vice department at the local police needs to bolster their numbers, sometimes the local authorities just get enough complaints from local do-gooders that they have no choice but to act.
None of the codes, or secrecy, really matter at all. I guess, one could make the argument, that by using the name as little as possible it makes the local dogooders job, with no skills whatsoever, more difficult to find out that the new girl named ABC at XYZ spa, gives great head for a slight upcharge while enthusiastically ramming her finger in your butt. But, really? If I can figure it out anybody can.
Cops bust hookers when told to bust hookers and bust / close down AMPs when told to bust / close down AMPs.
Edit to add..... just pray you aren't there when the cops get told to bust them! Lol
[QUOTE=Johnnyjax23;3332374][blue]Actually it's a ridiculous idea because it accomplishes nothing. They think that somehow the cops haven't known about ALL these places long before they found them, they do, cops don't use this forum, all cops do all day long is find out about shit like this. When somebody tells them to bust hookers they bust hookers.
It's just fucking stupid but I guess it makes them feel like Tony Montana or something.
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]A2 said it exactly correct, to be using dumb code words in abbreviations. It accomplishes nothing at all, and defeats the purpose of this forum, to share information.
Well SpaSearcher, I for one provide the name of the establishment when I provide a report. Why should I bother to post something that others have to jump through hoops to find which place I was speaking of? A2 said it best, these abbreviations and codes are utterly ridiculous. If you are going to report, do a full report. If you want to play games, save yourself the time and effort because you are not providing a service to the readers. Just my 2 cents worth.
[QUOTE=Digger47;3333226]Well SpaSearcher, I for one provide the name of the establishment when I provide a report. Why should I bother to post something that others have to jump through hoops to find which place I was speaking of? A2 said it best, these abbreviations and codes are utterly ridiculous. If you are going to report, do a full report. If you want to play games, save yourself the time and effort because you are not providing a service to the readers. Just my 2 cents worth.[/QUOTE]In my opinion it has nothing to do with playing games or trying to be covert. The fact that simply not stating the full name of a business to me shows that most people do not want to do any research for themselves but yet want everything laid out for them, or are to lazy to create an account and try to share any information at all. Why bother trying to share any info when everything is handed to you?
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So, I guess I finally visited the right "L on B Road". I went for my usual half hour. I was met by a young Asian women I would guess to be in her 20's but possibly early 30's. She was wearing a pink mini dress and had a sexy little body. Face was probably a 6. She didn't speak great English. Nice soft massage at first while allowing roaming OTC. Then she used some oil, which was also fairly sensual. She left and returned with a hot towel before the flip. OTF, she went right to business asking if it was ok to touch it. I said yes and she asked how much I would be tipping. I said $40, she smiled and grabbed the oil. She did an ok job with the HE, although maybe a little rushing. She did allow more roaming, this time FIV. After the cleanup, I got dressed and gave her the tip. She leaned in for a hug / kiss and said she would see me next time. Said her name was Mae.
I'm new and for some my opinion might not matter, but I think using code words for the business that we are reporting is a good idea because you don't want to see your report to show in the google results when someone else google that establishment. But at the same time I don't see why we shouldn't help people by PM's (any help here will be appreciated). I just moved to the city and I promise I will help and report once I have some info.
Have to agree after today, far east is the best. I got there just in time. They were very busy and 2 guys were told their wouldn't be anyone available and to come back. Didn't get daisy dukes, she greeted me and another girl took care of me. About 30, not bad looking at all, was wearing short shorts. Back in the 70's we would have called them hot pants. Allowed a lot of roaming. Good massage with lots of teasing on the flip asked about tip, I said 40 and she was happy and made me very happy. Will be going back soon.
Will someone please PM me the location of "Far East"? I am looking to try this one out soon and would like to be sure I'm at the right spot! I'd be happy to trade info. Thanks for any help you can give.
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In my best, coded, dream wording.
In order to protect the innocent, the remainder of this post is encrypted!
I usually avoid the AMP scene in Columbus, but the recent ruckus about "the flower" got me curious. So I saved up my pennies, loaded into the Batmobile early in the morning, and headed over to see what it was all about. Upon arrival, I realized that you motherfuckers, are a bunch of thirsty bastards! There were four cars parked out front, and it was pretty obvious they were all there for the parlor. I went across the street to reconnoiter the situation. After a few cars left, I made my move.
Upon entering, I have to say it's a very dark place. After paying the admission fee of 60 "roses", I got to my private suite! I drew a tiny Japanese girl that appeared to be in her 40's, although many of you thirsty fuckers might think she was in her 20's or early 30's named NOT March OR April BUT. There wasn't a towel in the room, so I just got naked and lay there with my dick poking into the massage table.
When she came in she asked "where towrell?" Once I explained there wasn't one she quickly retrieved one then covered me long ways. For the next 15 minutes or so she poked, pushed and pressed around on my back and ass like a blind cowboy trying to help a cow get a calf into birthing position before a cow dies in labor. After poking and pushing, she grabbed the oil and buttered me up like corn on the cob. All the while as the pushing, prodding and buttering were going on, you mongers wouldn't leave me be, she had to go to the desk at least 3 times up to this point. Eventually, she did manage to spread the butter around on my back and ass, at one time she was straddling the back of my head with her thighs over my ears, which was a tad uncomfortable, but at least I couldn't hear the front doorbell anymore. Oh, I haven't mentioned the stereo system was busted, so just the constant thrumming of a noisy AC system accompanied this eroticism.
Finally, the flip. After about 2 seconds, she grabbed my cock and ask if that was ok. Now the negotiation. 40, no 60, no 40, no 60, no 40. This went on for a bit, finally settling on 40. She grabs the oil and goes after Jr like Suzanne Summers with a new Shake Weight. Then, the dreaded doorbell goes off again. I think, no way will she leave, yet she does with an "I'll be right back". At this point, fuck it, I grab the oil, lube up my hand and start masturbating like a rabid spider monkey. When she comes back in, I allow her to take over and start fondling her ass and pussy after I get the panties down to about mid thigh.
DING DONG! The accursed doorbell goes off, I feel her slow down and her grip on Jr loosens, my hand is already lubed up, as are her ass and pussy by now, so instinctively I give her a Fonzy before she can step away! Up goes my thumb above my clinched fist, POW! Right up the poop chute, she imitated the Fonz as well with a mighty Ayyyyyyyy! She weighs maybe 110, but luckily I can curl 150, so off the floor onto my chest she comes. Now through the wall, by the doorbell I hear "warrant"!
Thinking quickly, and worried about DNA evidence, I quickly inserted Jr into the only place I could reach that would dispose of my DNA. She started saying something that sounded like "quack, quack, horka, horka, quack!" Having taken a year of Spanish in high school, I interpreted this to mean "Ok, but I expect a bigger tip!
So at this point, I'm curling her like a dumbbell with my left arm and bouncing her head like Micheal Jordan flying downcourt wide open in 1990. When the door opens! Thinking it might be afore mentioned warrant server, I panic and Jr takes over. My mighty cobra shoots his venom, right into the eyes of the mamasan blinding her to the spectacle of NOT March OR April BUT. Basically being a sock puppet on my left arm. I leap to my feet like Errol Flynn with a rapier, and grab my clothes. Jr is at full alert, ready to defend me at any provocation, I flee for the front door, it's the warrant server! Jr takes over spewing my Spidey Web, direct hit in the eyes and gaping mouth. I'm Putting one leg into my batsuit, and to my horror I see the log in. The poor blind dude gagging on my cum, writhing on the floor is just a poor monger named Warren. Sorry dude!
I retreat to the Bat Mobile, make my escape, and live to monger another day!
Just the straight talk, no Bullshit.
When I went it was very busy, the provider had to step out several times. She had a decent body, mediocre massage, rushed HE, negotiated for more, but accepted a standard tip for a rushed session. According to my stop watch, I was in the room a total of 42 minutes. I may return since it's the closest to me and to see if it gets better.
[QUOTE=JohnScott;3336509]So, I guess I finally visited the right "L on B Road". I went for my usual half hour. I was met by a young Asian women I would guess to be in her 20's but possibly early 30's. She was wearing a pink mini dress and had a sexy little body. Face was probably a 6. She didn't speak great English. Nice soft massage at first while allowing roaming OTC. Then she used some oil, which was also fairly sensual. She left and returned with a hot towel before the flip. OTF, she went right to business asking if it was ok to touch it. I said yes and she asked how much I would be tipping. I said $40, she smiled and grabbed the oil. She did an ok job with the HE, although maybe a little rushing. She did allow more roaming, this time FIV. After the cleanup, I got dressed and gave her the tip. She leaned in for a hug / kiss and said she would see me next time. Said her name was Mae.[/QUOTE]After reading several positive reviews of this place I went and did an hour massage. On the flip to my surprise NO extras were offered and she worked to conclude the massage. I left a ten dollar tip because the massage was excellent but I did not leave happy as so many others have.