Kittens last night. Again.
Was in a pissy mood yesterday, so I went to Kittens. I think going in there when I'm in a bad mood is the best way to do it, otherwise I'm too nice to the aggressive women that grab on to me (or sit on my lap) that I have zero interest in. So, about 20 minutes into my visit, absolutely no one was approaching me any more (the way I like it).
So, after an hour, a woman from Spokane with a bad leg politely asked me if she could pull up a chair and talk to me. I was surprised, I completely ignored all of the aggressive women that were after me and she was absolutely the first one that acted like I was more than just an ATM with a dick. After about 15 minutes of talking, she asked if I wanted a dance. I wasn't that interested, but she was nice enough and she wasted a bunch of time talking to me, so I did it. The dances were mediocre and I felt be about grabbing her bad leg and she had absolutely no idea how to be sexy (or do a lap dance).
When we were done I went back sat down and encountered Stacy. Stacy is skinny enough to be anorexic but she had big boobs (for her size). I couldn't tell if they were fake. I like thin with big boobs, but she caught me with her approach. She walked over to me and said, "If you do a dance with me, I'll let you finger me. " We talked price and she obviously wasn't too experienced (though she said she worked there for a year) and she wavered between $30 and $40 per dance and when I hesitated when she said $40, she said, "I'll take $30, just come dance with me. " So, went to the back room and she started the dance. She pulled off her bottoms off and said, "don't finger me too roughly. " She seemed like a kid that needed money and was in it way over her head. At that point, I realized that I'm too nice for Kittens. I told her to put her bottoms back on and that I wasn't going to finger her. We ended up doing five dances and she spent a lot of time trying to get me to finish, but she honestly was too young to really understand how men work. I asked her if she met guys outside the club and she said no one ever offered. I asked if she wanted to leave with me and she asked me how much I would give her if she did. I asked her how much she wanted and she immediately said, "$1,000". Within one second of $1,000 coming out her mouth she said, "I'm sorry, you're not going to pay $1,000 for me. " Again, I started to feel bad. She's definitely has self-esteem problems and issues about her body (which I thought was gorgeous). I got her number though. Oh, and in the end, I only fingered her a little.