Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Nah He]Lets say I am stopped on the way out of an AMP and I get the 3rd degree from Barney Fife, what is the correct answer? Can you get a massage while in the nude from a person of the other sex? Can someone of the other sex give you a shower? I understand that sex is not alowed in a massage parlor so no reason to ask. BTW I always park out side close to the door because that seems the most natural thing to do. If you park a block away it would seem that you are trying to hide something.

Does that make sense?

Thanks,

Nah He[/QUOTE]It makes perfect sense, I always see people park far away and wonder around like they are not going to the massage parlor. If you are ashamed to be seen there, that means your intentions are other then good, ie you want sex for money.

If you want a good massage then park right up by the door and do not be ashamed.

If you do not want the massage and are just there for the "extras" see a 15min escort and save yourself some $, after the shower, and massage you may have 15-20mins left for what ever is on you mind, so why even bother with a AMP?

[QUOTE=Nah He]Lets say I am stopped on the way out of an AMP and I get the 3rd degree from Barney Fife, what is the correct answer? Can you get a massage while in the nude from a person of the other sex? Can someone of the other sex give you a shower? I understand that sex is not alowed in a massage parlor so no reason to ask. BTW I always park out side close to the door because that seems the most natural thing to do. If you park a block away it would seem that you are trying to hide something.[/QUOTE]First off, I'm not a lawyer, and even if I were, I'm not YOUR lawyer. Don't count on anything you read here to save your butt if the cops come after you; you're going to have to deal with the situation as it plays out. Check out the ACLU's "Bust Card" to get an idea of what your rights are.

There's a difference between "can I get arrested?" and "will this arrest hold up in court and get me convicted?". You can get hassled or arrested for damn near anything, although it's doubtful that a flimsy arrest will hold up for more than a few hours. If you mouth off to the officer (especially if you're away from witnesses), you may very well get your ass kicked, so be polite. If spending a few hours in Central Booking is going to ruin your life, don't do anything that risks arrest. You DO have to identify yourself, and it's not a crime for the cops to look up your phone number and call your house (well, it's arguable about being "harassment", but that won't keep you from getting divorced). If THAT is going to ruin your life, you should REALLY avoid pissing off the officer.

Don't admit to anything, but don't lie, either. While receiving a massage isn't illegal, the judge may not believe your story that you were just there for a massage if there's even the slightest evidence that you're bullshitting (and the cop who is hassling you won't buy it, either). Pissed-off judges won't reach out and slap you, but they can and will make you regret screwing around with them; avoid going to court if you can help it at all. If the cops start talking about how they found dozens and dozens of condoms on the site, and you were caught with your dick in the girl's mouth, you cannot make a "not guilty" plea fly, so don't try. You *might* be able to get away with "I didn't see anyone I liked, so after my shower, I just left", but it's pretty shaky.

The problem with parking close to the place is that it gives vigilantes an opportunity to get your tag number and play games with you; see the antics of the recently-departed "Baltimore John Watch" for examples. Yes, that sort of thing is technically illegal, but in the short run, they can usually get away with it. BJW's current status shows that it doesn't work long-term, but note that their site was live for the better part of a year before it got taken down. Was there anyone who suffered because of their efforts? Quite possibly, and it's not like he can sue them for redress, either.

About LE questioning you, there are two interesting videos, one from a lawyer and one from a police officer, if you Google "Don't talk to the police" they will come right up. Both guys say under any circumstances, especially if you are innocent, do not answer any questions until your lawyer is present and agrees. The police will arrest you for anything you say. Know your rights.

This does not apply if you are a witness to a crime where the police need to arrest a scumbag. Only if they are looking at your behavior.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man]This does not apply if you are a witness to a crime where the police need to arrest a scumbag.[/QUOTE]


I'm sure Carl Lackl would disagree with you on that point. This is Baltimore, the land of "Stop Snitchin'" after all.

[QUOTE=Baltimonger]I'm sure Carl Lackl would disagree with you on that point. This is Baltimore, the land of "Stop Snitchin'" after all.[/QUOTE]

That is so true. If I saw a gang-banger whack a guy in Baltimore. I would pull the "triple monkey".....hear no, see no, speak no evil.

Ok I kinda skimmed the details in my last post so heres the play by play.

After checking the forums out for months I finally decided that MU sounded right for me. Being a complete chicken shit I drove by about a dozen times over the course of 2 weeks, even pulling in the lot a few times.

Needless to say one night around 9 finally had the stones to actually pop my cherry. Walked up rang the bells and was greeted by mamasan, tall very sexy lady, later I would be wishing she was on the menu. She led me in the back to a room asking me lots of the normal questions, have I been there before? No. How did I hear about them? Through a friend.

She seemed very nervous at first but once I explained that my "friend" comes there alot and he recommended it to me she seemed to settle down.

Next she brought in 2 girls for me to pick from, first was a think but cute white girl and the other was may a middle aged asian girl. I figured when in rome and went for may.

She was wearing a small lace babydoll with boyshorts underneath, cute but not great. She started the massage fairly light asked what I wanted and how hard. Took a tip from the forums and let my arms dangle so they could accidently brush against her legs while she worked. Built up my courage slowly and let my hands roam. Every now and then she'd adjust herself sometimes to give me better access and sometimes to cut me off depending on where I was roaming.

When it came to the flip she seemed like she enjoyed teasing me a bit. When she saw me at attention did alot of giggling and proceeded to massage me more making sure to rub against it everytime she got.

Eventually got to negotiations. Had agreed to $.30 for FS but realized I only had $ left so cbj was offered instead. When it came to this I have to say I had read about the lite blowing on the undercarriage but wow is all I can say.

I must've made a good first impression cause about halfway through she started to say ok ok come on, I thought she was tryin to tell me to finish but she got up and gestured that FS was on the menu after all.

Afterwards she cleaned me up and gave me another 10 min rubdown all in all a very satisfying experience.

Took the plunge the other night and made appointment for massage I found advertised on backpages. I was hoping it was the same AMP I read a report about that posted on craigslist a while back. Apparently I mistaken big time. They advertise at least 2 women when you arrive – not the case. Walk in, pay.6 for the hour, walk upstairs to wait upon the girls – but surprise mamasan is the only girl working, who is about mid 50, on the chunky side, no face to speak of and to top it off, smelled horrible. Settled for HJ which I think was all on the table and got the hell out of there. Paid $ total.

Massage – 2
Face – 1
Body – 1
Attitude – 5

Lately I have been on a WSW kick, but I have had a pinched nerve in my back that I needed taken care of. My experience is that even with out a happy ending AMP can give the best massages if you let them do their job. Of course I went to an ol friend. Lisa at Blue Sky. She is middle age and not exactly slender but her massage skills are amazing. As far as happy ending goes. Lets just say that she knows me well enough now that I get to decide how the happy ending happens.

Said they had new lady so I'm thinking I was going to get my girl back (which it had happend before) I went over there couple of days ago, the new lady is not new, she knew how to use the soap in the shower. She cleaned me soooooooo good on the ts. She's old but the old lady had some tricks. As soon as we were in the room she wanted to know what $ she was getting. I askes for her prices for fs and daty she replied one bill $ so I jumped at it, she took off all her clothes and she was ready for me, she acted like a cheap AMP you know I respect women but sometimes when they are aggrassive, you have have to treat then like thty want.

Have any other guys been getting lucky here too? Any new ladies worth coming to see?

[QUOTE=Brent J66]Lately I have been on a WSW kick, but I have had a pinched nerve in my back that I needed taken care of. My experience is that even with out a happy ending AMP can give the best massages if you let them do their job. Of course I went to an ol friend. Lisa at Blue Sky. She is middle age and not exactly slender but her massage skills are amazing. As far as happy ending goes. Lets just say that she knows me well enough now that I get to decide how the happy ending happens.[/QUOTE]If you want to take a drive to k street in DC you will find a ton of nice WSWs that have rooms. Massage is on the menu for many of them before the main course.

Back on the prowl. Stopped by B&S in Rosedale (car’s in the shop, so I had to pick something close that I could peddle the ol’ Huffy to). Met Jojo. Small, but packs a powerful punch. Very interesting rub. Kept away from the butt. And she used a quarter bottle of lotion on my back. Not recommended if you’re coming home to the SO (FYI, out of state right now!). Towel rubdown didn’t hide the evidence. Sweaty bike ride did the job! No TS (No TS???, WTF?) Offered upgrade, not sure, and didn’t ask, if full menu is available.

LARS™ Rating:

Face: 7.5
Body: 8
Attitude 8
Service 8

B.D.

Finally took the plunge last week with a 30 min. session. Couldn't understand name of provider, approx. 5'2" mid-30's, petite bod. Expected negotiation upon flip but never happened. Went right to business on nice HJ and put my hand up her shorts. Poked the honey pot until fireworks went off. She stood nearby while dressing..got the hint and pulled out $.4 which she accepted happily. Overall good experience.

[QUOTE=Liquorinfront]Finally took the plunge last week with a 30 min. session. Couldn't understand name of provider, approx. 5'2" mid-30's, petite bod. Expected negotiation upon flip but never happened. Went right to business on nice HJ and put my hand up her shorts. Poked the honey pot until fireworks went off. She stood nearby while dressing..got the hint and pulled out $.4 which she accepted happily. Overall good experience.[/QUOTE]You mean you tipped $140 on top of the house fee for a HJ? I must have misread something here.

Van

"You mean you tipped $140 on top of the house fee for a HJ? I must have misread something here."

Van

Sorry, still learning lingo. Paid $40.

[QUOTE=VanDriver]You mean you tipped $140 on top of the house fee for a HJ? I must have misread something here.

Van[/QUOTE]

There, in the first listing of the Abbreviations Section is an explanation of Dollar Notation used in the forum. Up to a Benjamin it is .1, .2, .3, .4, to $. Then it goes $.1, $.2, $.3 and so on.

A .02 is what you put in, as I have just done.

Keep your heads down,
GTR