Streetwalker Reports

Why oh why does dew fall on the Spider Web?

Kraven was a super villian to the friendly neighborhood spider. Was he a good hunter? Never caught Spiderman.

As I crack the box and uncover the moth balls. SpiderTrick is going to ask Kraven the hunter to check the jungle with him one day.

Hopefully, he is not like the countless. And I mean countless mongers. Who will stand me up and not roll with me.

As you will watch me go into DareDevil mode and become super lawyer Matt Murdock to close your case. I will be the to waste the time, and help you get the attractive lady.

Where is the X Factor? I need the smiley guys.

Know that anything posted in a OPEN forum will be come the Knights of the Monger Table debate. Now, I have to freaking order a King Arthur outfit. Then, again. I will be showing my age of over three decades in the game. I will put that back in the room of demonic thoughts.

Now to the Sunday Report.

Quiet. Freaking too quiet, but got to rock to the day light. Too the fake monger who mouth at me. Dude, I did not leave the corner. Come back and see me in my office on LARD. Trying to have your man in the back sit to rob a SW is not cool. Where is my heat?

Heard about a sting on Friday or Saturday. Not enough intel, but if it got to the the Trick. It is something to handle on the Monger Computer. Morning ended with LEO on the horn. Pigs in a blanket. Could not get out the car and handle the cold.

Shout out to my wife and baby mamma. HeHeHe.

The Pimp is in love and the The Trick is going to have to pay. Now where is my Monger Creed. It needs to be reposted or sticky. Monger 102 it should be called.

[QUOTE=Kraven Morehed; 1088365]I have a couple of people, that were not part of the original conversation, posting replies to me, so with due respect here is my response to you guys.

The people, who claimed to have been with Courtney told me verbatim, that she does not date balck guys. I have already heard someone say act like you know her. How the f do you act like you know someone when they don't stop and talk or consciously try not to make eye contact from the get go. I'm sorry, logically there is no way taht someone in that line of business acts sktchy towards clients, especially when they have been strolling for freakin 20 minutes, but hey, you guys want to argue that, and that's cool. I see it as illogical, but then again I am not good with logic I guess. SW that turn down guys in sports cars and SUVs. Wierd. CLients telling me SW tat don't date black guys, taking them for their word, that is even wierder. In a city nicknamed chocolate city.

W / E.

Thought she looked attractive, but I guess I should not wste my time[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pimp Trick]Where is the X Factor? I need the smiley guys.[/QUOTE]Damn PT, since the upgrade they just hav'nt looked the same. They look too cheesy. :confused: :mad: :cool:

I'm going to send [b]Jackson[/b] (Letters to the Editor) a message about that cheap inferior look.

The older look added more [i][b]"flava!"[/i][/b]

Pimp Trick, clear your PM box.

[QUOTE=Pimp Trick; 1086553]I am the only Junior G man on this board that profiles like the BAU unit.

PT always have the green light to hit Courtney. Now figure out my color and get back to me.

PT knows, first hand, why mongers have issues with getting Courtney.

Now, where is my heater. This is going to get HOT. [/QUOTE]Speaking of Courtney, I've had my fair share of experiences with her. I like PT, have ample access to her. She used to be my #1 go to girl, but ever since she had her kid; her service has slowly been declining.

On the other hand, I've all but given up on the loop and have found greener pastures in baltimore. While it is a much farther drive, the consistency, quality, and price make the trip worth it.

Unless more (and better) girls start showing up on the loop; I'll only be cruising the loop in passing.

[QUOTE=Smacks]On the other hand, I've all but given up on the loop and have found greener pastures in baltimore. While it is a much farther drive, the consistency, quality, and price make the trip worth it.

Unless more (and better) girls start showing up on the loop; I'll only be cruising the loop in passing. [/QUOTE]Hav'nt did the loop in [b]eons[/b], but it was funny you would mention [post=1092033][b]Baltimore[/post][/b].

Pimp trick, that was a fun post to read. I have no idea where the f you were going with that, but I loved it. So this is what you guys asre telling me. I will pullup and say ""Hey Courtney, what's good?" and like magic she will come, not even get in, at least come to the ride?

Kraven is a hunter. I aint trying to kill no one, just slay the beast between ya girls legs.

Just pull over. Get out and chat it up. Let her warm up to you.

See. King Arthur. Slay the dragon. If it is too hot. The girl might be burning. Ugh on melted condom thoughts.

Trick down.

[QUOTE=Kraven Morehed; 1092828]Pimp trick, that was a fun post to read. I have no idea where the f you were going with that, but I loved it. So this is what you guys asre telling me. I will pullup and say ""Hey Courtney, what's good?" and like magic she will come, not even get in, at least come to the ride?

Kraven is a hunter. I aint trying to kill no one, just slay the beast between ya girls legs. [/QUOTE]

The pass code to get Kitty has already been posted. The shit isn't hard trust.

[QUOTE=Kraven Morehed; 1092828]Pimp trick, that was a fun post to read. I have no idea where the f you were going with that, but I loved it. So this is what you guys asre telling me. I will pullup and say ""Hey Courtney, what's good?" and like magic she will come, not even get in, at least come to the ride?

Kraven is a hunter. I aint trying to kill no one, just slay the beast between ya girls legs. [/QUOTE]When you are ready, Courtney will present herself to you

[QUOTE=Hugh Wang;1097224]When you are ready, Courtney will present herself to you[/QUOTE]Well, the first part is even finding her. The street is so hit and miss and been pretty dead of late. If Uncle LEO wants to know how they're doing, they have pretty much shut the street scene down. I don't even go there anymore.

Yes, it was absurdly cold but I thought I'd give it a shot. I was there from 2am to 230am. There is no good news to be shared; and it looks like LEO is leaving unmanned marked cars along the loop. That alone is probably enough to scare off any talent.

Good hunting, and stay safe.

[QUOTE=Smacks; 1106349]Yes, it was absurdly cold but I thought I'd give it a shot. I was there from 2am to 230am. There is no good news to be shared; and it looks like LEO is leaving unmanned marked cars along the loop. That alone is probably enough to scare off any talent.

Good hunting, and stay safe. [/QUOTE]Yea, saw the same thing Monday night. No nada.

Haven't been to dc ina bit. Just finished finals. Won't be out thre till new years anyway. I don't know about no jumpin out foa car to talk to a SW. Who actually says that? I don't need people seeing me approaching SW's. I am not really a SW person, but for hot ones, I make exceptions. Courtney is a good exception. Happy holidays, see yall around.

[QUOTE=Trick Williams;1096712]The pass code to get Kitty has already been posted. The shit isn't hard trust.[/QUOTE]Now that is what I am talking about. I might have to do something something tonight. Is that Courtney or a chick called kity?

Saw the same white chic with a fat ass walkin tonight. Cold night, and same shit. Soon as she see's black dude in car she walks away but she goes to other races. I reflected on a few things:

- Some of yall responding are narcs / or cops.

- Some of yall responding don't know shit about who I am talkng about, and just post as if you do.

- Some of you are talking about someone else.

- None of you, that actually dated the person I am talking about, are black, in which case you'd have to be a dumbass to ass that an SW isn't' dating black guys from your personal experience.

- Even a dumbass would know the difference between a sports car and not a sports car. If you are telling me a chick rather gets in a freakin family van than camaro, which I have seen, then your SW's in dc are not worth the time.