Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MrSixty;3645014]I went to BM recently and pulled Tina. She was a lot of fun, maybe high, and we laughed a lot during the session. It was silly and not really sexy, but a nice stress relief. She is older, decent but soft body, cute older MILF / GILF face. Maybe 5'4", 130-ish.

Damage was $25/ door and $120/ tip.

Afterwards, as I was dressing, I was sort of horrified as she shook out the towel on the massage table, stretched it taut, and tucked it back in, instead of changing it.

Bleah. The place is getting lazy. Time to find a new haunt.[/QUOTE]What, seriously? They offer FS and don't change the table sheets?

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;3645197]What, seriously? They offer FS and don't change the table sheets?[/QUOTE]Disgusting, right?

[QUOTE=WildSeven;3645080]Had a similar experience with the towel for the showers. Went to take a shower one time and when I grabbed the towel it was wet. Immediately asked for a new one.

Also had one time when I walked in and there was a used condom on the floor. It's only a matter of time until this place gets busted.[/QUOTE]I've been saying that for two years.

[QUOTE=MrSixty;3645964]I've been saying that for two years.[/QUOTE]Well I do know that cops have stopped by BM a few times that I'm aware of. Just surprised they haven't been shut down yet.

[QUOTE=WildSeven;3646229]Well I do know that cops have stopped by BM a few times that I'm aware of. Just surprised they haven't been shut down yet.[/QUOTE]It's like one of the first things a new monger learns: BM offers full service. Must have very cool neighbors.

I TOFTT yesterday. Tried a Chinese massage in Simi Valley. It was a straight massage, no extras at all. Still worth it cost one hour was $20 plus $15 tip. A good relaxing massage by nice middle aged petite Chinese woman. Will repeat for good relaxing massage. Sun Spring Chinese massage on tapo cyn.

[QUOTE=Moogie33;3647407]I TOFTT yesterday. Tried a Chinese massage in Simi Valley. It was a straight massage, no extras at all. Still worth it cost one hour was $20 plus $15 tip. A good relaxing massage by nice middle aged petite Chinese woman. Will repeat for good relaxing massage. Sun Spring Chinese massage on tapo cyn.[/QUOTE]Simi Valley used to be my go to spot but now all the good places closed down and it seems pretty quite out there.

[QUOTE=WildSeven;3648068]Simi Valley used to be my go to spot but now all the good places closed down and it seems pretty quite out there.[/QUOTE]Yep, I miss the last few years. Definitely dead right now, most of the places closed.

So I am going to give my self a gift. Any recommendations for a senior member. FS would be nice.

[QUOTE=HarleyRider01;3658192]So I am going to give my self a gift. Any recommendations for a senior member. FS would be nice.[/QUOTE]This one does full service (I assume).

[URL]http://la.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/717-739-9229/152820782[/URL]

Merry Christmas!! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Saw this place on BP and figured I'd TOFTT. I'm new to this so I walked into the place and got hh. 4. Meh massage, and on the flip she motioned for me to help myself. Not FS from what I can tell but my nervousness might have gave LE vibes. LOL let me know if anyone else tried this place.

[QUOTE=Nyebill;3659555]Saw this place on BP and figured I'd TOFTT. I'm new to this so I walked into the place and got hh. 4. Meh massage, and on the flip she motioned for me to help myself. Not FS from what I can tell but my nervousness might have gave LE vibes. LOL let me know if anyone else tried this place.[/QUOTE]I have been to a place like that. I don't know what is going on. I mean if I want to take care of my self I'll stay home and save money.

[QUOTE=ChrisPoontang;3658343]This one does full service (I assume).

[URL]http://la.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/717-739-9229/152820782[/URL]

Merry Christmas!! Ho! Ho! Ho![/QUOTE]Thanks buddy but I'll pass. LOL.

[QUOTE=ChrisPoontang;3658343]This one does full service (I assume).

[URL]http://la.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/717-739-9229/152820782[/URL]

Merry Christmas!! Ho! Ho! Ho![/QUOTE]She's not much to look at but she give a mean BBBJ and is very submissive. She surprised the heck out of me.

[QUOTE=AsianEater;3660113]She's not much to look at but she give a mean BBBJ and is very submissive. She surprised the heck out of me.[/QUOTE]What was the damage?